The real Taiyi came here for a visit

Chapter 2 Two Tigers Two Tigers
Liang Lianzhan, who had calmed down, looked around, carefully recalling what happened last night and this morning, and a thought suddenly popped up in his heart, "Liwo is fun, have I crossed?"

Looking at the little boy who gradually calmed down.The old man walked up to Xiaowa and pointed to his clothes, "Xiaowa, do you have clothes to wear?"

A gust of cool wind blew by, Liang Lianzhan shivered suddenly, covered his important parts and hurriedly put on his clothes.

But the current clothes are no longer suitable. The top reaches the thigh, and the bottom of the slacks is baggy, and it is not easy to tighten the trousers.

Liang Lianzhan looked at the old man, who was in poor clothes, and looked at the old man who was also dressed strangely.

I saw the old man's son-in-law's face, silver eyebrows and silver hair, piercing eyes, an upright face, long hair draped over his shoulders, a simple wooden hairpin on his hair inlaid with a white jade crown, and a blue gossip robe with tattoos on it. The runes woven with gold and silk, faintly shimmering, the white beard flutters in the wind in front of the Taoist beads, a gourd with patterns of the sun, moon and stars hanging on the waist, a long sword on the back, and bronze Buddha dust in Xuanwen, He is really a fairy-tale fan, and he is probably called an old fairy when he goes out.

"Old Ye, are you a Taoist priest near Nidu?"

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"Cough cough, die, I just can't understand what I'm talking about"

Ga, ga, ga, ga.
The old Taoist twitched the corner of his mouth to express that he couldn't understand Liang Lianzhan's bird language at all.

"My respected elder, may I ask if you are a Taoist priest near you?" Liang Lianzhan said in his heart: "Boiled Donggua" is willing to be used in ancient and modern times. I am really not used to it and I will not be able to speak "German". (Shun German, a type of Cantonese)
really!

"Exactly, the poor Daoist Dharma name is Zhenyangzi, and the worldly surname is Niu, so it is also called Niu Zhenzi. What is your name and who are you, little baby? Why did you come here? Did you come here last night? It was so big last night. Have you seen the thunderstorm? Or have you seen any monsters, strange things and strange people?
"What? Niu Zhenzi, Zhenzi, son!" Liang Lianzhan couldn't listen to the question behind Niu Zhenzi, because a Taoist with the name "Zi" was a great honor in ancient times.

Most people don't dare to carry "Zi". In the real society, those who take the name of Zi Dao are simply pretending, a big pretending. "Zi" is a person who must have noble morals, great knowledge, or a powerful person, or a master of advanced magic arts, or even a saint to be worthy of being called a "Zi".

The most famous Taoist is Lao Tzu, Zhuangzi, Liezi, Sun Tzu, Guiguzi, and Confucius.
Liang Lianzhan was shocked. Could it be that this is a Taoist priest at the level of an immortal, a great sage, or a successor of the great sage?Did you meet Da Neng once you traveled through time?
Seeing Liang Lianzhan stunned and in a daze, Niu Zhenzi thought to himself, "Last night's thunderstorm was so big, even the desolation outside is very normal. How could it be the same as usual? Baby".

"Xiaowa, Xiaowa, why are you in a daze again? I'm asking you something? What's your name, where are you from, last night?" Niu Zhenzi looked at Liang Lianzhan who was still standing there in a daze. , asked again.

Hearing another question from the old man in front of him, Liang Lianzhan came back to his senses.

"Hello Taoist! Me, actually I don't know how to make it clear. My name is Liang Lianzhan. I am 42 years old. I drive an online car-hailing service. When it rained last night, I picked up the car and went home. As soon as the good car opened the door, I saw a white light coming in and shocked me, and I passed out. Then I came here. I don’t know what happened last night. I woke up this morning. After coming out, I couldn't stand the smell, so I ran to the lake to wash it, and found that I seemed to have rejuvenated." Liang Lianzhan paused and continued.

"I may have been transmigrated, Daoist, are you a fairy? Can you help me reverse the time travel? My home address is Shunde District, Foshan City, Guangdong Province, longitude: 113.30 latitude 22.80''
"Stop" Niu Zhenzi with a big question mark on his forehead shouted to stop.

"Liang Xiaowa, I only heard your name and age from what you said. No, no. How old are you, 42 years old? This is impossible. You are so young and still look like a baby. You must be lying to me!" After all, Niu Zhenzi stretched out his right hand to hold Liang Lienzhan's arm, touched it, and touched the back of his neck.
"Let's just say you lied to me, the bone age is less than 12 years old," Niu Zhenzi didn't say a word in his heart, and just found out, fortunately, your doll was transformed by a human or a monster, otherwise I would have killed you just now.

"Liang Xiaowa, what are you talking about online car-hailing, crossing and anti-traversing, longitude and latitude, I have never heard of it. Your clear mind is not stupid and demented. Otherwise, you would think you have lost your mind. As for the white thing behind you? What is it, can you tell me?" Niu Zhenzi pointed to the car behind me, suspecting that Lei Jie was related to this monster last night, but he never felt any signs of life or murderous aura.

In fact, Liang Lianzhan had already estimated in his heart that no one would understand and believe what he said, because even he himself didn't believe it, so he had to explain to Niu Zhenzi: "This is called a car, a new energy car, which doesn't burn gasoline. kind."

Niu Zhenzi obviously couldn't understand, and Liang Lianzhan was not surprised at all, and planned to show him with actions.

He opened the door, got in the car, activated the power button, and honked the horn.

"Di Di"

Niu Zhenzi, who was looking out of the window to look at the car, changed his complexion, jumped up two feet into the air with a backflip, quickly pinched his left hand out in mid-air, and put a golden shield around his body. When he landed, he had already left Liang Lianzhan From a distance of six zhang, Buddha dust with his right hand swept across the ground.

With a sound of "boom", several streams of mud poured out from the ground that was smashed slowly and quickly, and quickly turned into hideous clay soldiers in armor standing in front of Niu Zhenzi.

The clay figurine soldiers all stepped forward and shouted angrily, "Kill, kill, kill".Raising the long dagger with both hands, the sharp thorns are full of murderous intent, which indicates that as long as Liang Lianzhan dares to move again, he will fly and stab him, and he will break it in two.

"Where is the evildoer!" Niu Zhenzi yelled angrily while putting his hands behind his back to draw his sword, and put his left index fingers together to face the stars and prepare to cast spells, corresponding to unknown changes.

Liang Lianzhan in the car was really confused, now it's all right, time travel has been properly filed, the confession can't be overturned, and the special effects of the movie are not so impressive!
Facing the overly frightened Niu Zhenzi and the posture in front of him, Liang Lianzhan was really frightened, so he could only slowly stretch out his hands and raise them above his head!
Surrendered, very consciously lying on the ground with his head in his hands.

"Don't shoot me. I'm a good man. I have yellow skin." Don't be a road policeman in the beautiful country!Liang Lianzhan was so anxious that he uttered nonsense and saved himself.

"What are you talking about, and what is that?" Niu Zhenzi didn't dare to relax his guard.

"Don't get me wrong, don't get me wrong, didn't you want me to tell you what this is? The sound just now was just the beep of the horn, which is the inherent sound of the car. It's just a sound. It won't cause any harm to us. "

Liang Lianzhan said bitterly, "You must trust me. Brother, don't get me wrong, don't give me a cold heart or something."

Staring at Liang Lianzhan for a long time, Niu Zhenzi, who could not feel the fluctuation of demonic aura and mana at all, slowly recuperated and dispersed the clay figurine soldiers, but the golden mask on his body remained.

Seeing the suspicion in his eyes, Liang Lianzhan could only feel helpless in his heart, thinking that he would explain it to the Taoist in front of him slowly later.

"Go away!"

Liang Lianzhan stood up very cooperatively, still holding his hands up to indicate that he was not malicious.

"Daoist, Niu Zhenren, Xianchang, big brother. This is really a car, you have to ask yourself, I am an innocent little doll, I have a harmful heart, why are you so demon?" An innocent Liang Lianzhan, Biao burst into tears, wow crying.

"Okay, don't cry anymore." Mako Niu, who reconfirmed that he didn't feel any danger, shouted impatiently.

The crying stopped, and the laughter started, Liang Lianzhan immediately put on a doll-like smiling face, pouted, "The Taoist priest is an innocent and cute child"!
Niu Zhenzi, who had goosebumps all over his body, shuddered, thinking: This guy is really in his 40s, can he change his face?
Niu Zhenzi said that he would continue to analyze what a car is, and keep a certain distance until half an hour later, when Liang Lianzhan played the audio in the car.

Niu Zhenzi actually took the co-pilot seat.

'Xiaowa, this object called a car can talk? '
'There will also be a small part of simple communication, and the main function is to travel instead of traveling."

'try'

Looking at Niu Zhenzi who was a little nervous and hopeful, Liang Lianzhan started the car and slowly walked in circles on the gravel beach by the lake.

"Xiaodu, Xiaodu plays two tigers"

"Okay, two tigers are playing"

"Two tigers, two tigers, running fast, running fast, one has no ears, the other has no tail, how strange, how strange!"

　I am very happy today, the work was successfully reviewed and released, and I also received the first encouraging comment, thank you everyone!

　　
　
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