My master is invincible
Chapter 1011 Five Colored Coffins
Chapter 1011 Colorful Coffin (134)
When I saw Lang Gao, I was a little taken aback. This guy was actually wearing red. He was looking for trouble, so I said, "Brother, what are you doing?"
He was taken aback for a moment, and said with a smile, "It's pretty!"
I wanted to get mad, so I said angrily, "Change clothes!"
"Don't change!" Lang Gao seemed to be obsessed with me, and walked towards the main room.
As soon as they entered the main room, Li Jiangang and others all surrounded him with sullen faces and fixed eyes on Lang Gao.
"Brother Lang, it's so elegant, dressed like this, are you going on a blind date? Or are you going to get married?" Li Jiangang said.
I understand what he means, this is Xiao Langgao's blind date with a ghost.
"That's right! Brother Lang, it's a white wedding. You are wearing red. Could it be a happy event?" The boss who was in good weather said.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Yang Yan came closer, waved at Li Jiangang and the others, and said angrily, "Brother Lang is dressed like this, there must be a reason for him."
As soon as these words came out, Li Jiangang didn't seem to believe them for a few days. Just as he was about to speak, I hurriedly stopped. From the simple conversation just now, one thing can be seen. It seemed harmonious, but in fact there was some hostility, and Yang Yan, Lang Gao and others huddled together.
In other words, the eight people present were divided into two factions, one was Lang Gao, Yang Yan and others, and the other was Li Jiangang and others.
This gave me a headache, but there was nothing I could do. Lang Gao and the others came out of Dongxing Town with me, Li Jiangang and others were the real Eight Immortals of the Palace of Eight Immortals, and I was the owner of the Palace of Eight Immortals. It was really a dilemma.
In terms of personal relationship, I prefer Lang Gao and others. In terms of public affairs, I prefer Li Jiangang and others. The main reason is that Li Jiangang and others are considered formal organizations, which will have a great impact on the future development of Eight Immortals Palace, and even determine the future direction of Eight Immortals Palace.
"Okay, let's not say a few words to each other!" I said to them, turned my eyes to Lang Gao, and said in a low voice: "Brother, what's going on with you?"
He glanced at me, then at Li Jiangang and the others, and said in a low voice, "Master Tianming said that the family of the deceased who carried the coffin this time was not harmonious, and the process of carrying the coffin required some quarrels, which made him feel like 'home' Otherwise, the soul of the deceased will not leave and will stay in Shanghe Village."
Hearing this, I was slightly taken aback, wondering what the reason was, so I asked him why.
He said: "The thing is, the deceased was buried far away this time, and there will inevitably be some strange things on the way. If we carry the coffin and quarrel at the same time, we can confuse the deceased and carry the deceased to Qiping Town without anyone noticing it." .”
Hearing what he said, I vaguely understood. I reckoned that Master Tianming was worried that the deceased would miss his hometown and was unwilling to leave his hometown.
It's right to think about it, which dead person doesn't want the fallen leaves to return to their roots, but the cemetery we chose this time is far away at the junction of the two lakes.
Judging from the selection of the tomb, I feel sorry for the deceased in this respect.
However, the deceased died on the Ching Ming Festival, and he was full of evil spirits. If there is no suitable tomb, it will only lead to unrest after death. Compared with this, I would rather choose the tomb farther away.
After understanding what Lang Gao meant, I took out my mobile phone and checked the time. It was only one minute before the funeral auspicious time. Without any hesitation, I immediately yelled at them, "Stop the ink marks and prepare for the funeral!"
As soon as the words fell, Li Jiangang and the others immediately surrounded the colorful coffin. Lang Gao, Yang Yan, and Chen Erbei also surrounded them. Yan, Chen Erbei and the youngest who is in good weather look up.
After they took their positions, I asked Yang Yan, "Changmao, where are the seven boys?"
Yang Yan was taken aback for a moment, and said in surprise, "What boy?"
I was a little confused. When I went to Han Jingui earlier, I told him repeatedly that he must find all seven boys, four boys and three girls, but looking at his expression now, he completely forgot.Ma De, what should I do? The funeral is about to take place. If there are no seven boys to accompany me, I am worried that I will encounter lonely ghosts snatching the coffin on the road.
In desperation, I had no choice but to put my hope on Daoxu, he has the final say in Shanghe Village, as long as he asks, it should be easy to find the seven boys.
Immediately, I ran towards the outside of the main room, and Yang Yan shouted from behind, "Brother Nine, the funeral is about to take place, where are you going!"
Without looking back, I shouted, "You carry the coffin to the entrance of the village first, and I'll go find someone!"
"Okay!" Yang Yan replied.
Just after leaving the main room, it was just in time for the funeral. You Tianming blew the suona, followed by the sound of firecrackers. Then Li Jiangang uttered a slogan, slowly lifted the coffin, and walked outside the main room.
Seeing the coffin being lifted, I breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately walked towards Daoxu's house.
Dao Xu's home is a small three-story western-style building in the south of the village. It took me three or four minutes to arrive at his door, and I raised my hand and knocked on the door.
In less than three seconds, the door opened, and it was Dao Xu who opened the door, as if he was sure I would come to him, he said with a smile: "Xiao Jiu, from the sound just now, the funeral should have already taken place, what is this?"
I didn't have time to explain to him, so I said, "Can you help me find seven boys, four boys and three girls, each with a salary of [-] a day."
His complexion changed, he stared at me for a while, and asked doubtfully, "Why do you want a boy?"
I sneered, this old guy is pretending, he definitely knows this with his experience, and more importantly, Han Jingui, as an apprentice, knows what's going on, so why doesn't he know?Another point is that this colorful coffin was made by this old guy. If he didn't know, no one would know.
However, if this old guy wants to pretend to be stupid, I naturally can't point it out, so I just explain a few words to him.
Of course, my explanation is also mixed with a lot of water, don't you want to pretend?Then I will accompany you to pretend.
After listening to my explanation, the Daoxu said, "That's it, it's just...Xiao Jiu, before our cooperation started, the old man has helped you a few times, should you show it, otherwise, the old man's heart will be broken." It's uncomfortable!"
Grass, I have been messing around for a long time, this old guy wants to benefit.
I cursed secretly, and smiled at him on the surface, "What do you always need Xiao Jiu for?"
"Simple!" He smiled slightly, and pointed at my waist, "Give that Xu's dagger to the old man. I got a treasure today, and I need to use the Xu's dagger to avoid evil spirits!"
I touched along his finger, this Xu's dagger was given to me by Fu Guohua, last time because of the five evil spirits, I temporarily handed it over to Lang Gao, and when I returned to the main room just now, that Xu's dagger was returned by Lang Gao When I came back, since I had no place to put it, I pinned Xu's dagger to my waist. I didn't expect this old guy to take a fancy to it at a glance.
"That's not good!" I hesitated, "This is a self-defense item given to Xiaojiu by the senior brother. If it is given to you, it is not good to explain to the senior brother."
(End of this chapter)
When I saw Lang Gao, I was a little taken aback. This guy was actually wearing red. He was looking for trouble, so I said, "Brother, what are you doing?"
He was taken aback for a moment, and said with a smile, "It's pretty!"
I wanted to get mad, so I said angrily, "Change clothes!"
"Don't change!" Lang Gao seemed to be obsessed with me, and walked towards the main room.
As soon as they entered the main room, Li Jiangang and others all surrounded him with sullen faces and fixed eyes on Lang Gao.
"Brother Lang, it's so elegant, dressed like this, are you going on a blind date? Or are you going to get married?" Li Jiangang said.
I understand what he means, this is Xiao Langgao's blind date with a ghost.
"That's right! Brother Lang, it's a white wedding. You are wearing red. Could it be a happy event?" The boss who was in good weather said.
"Don't talk nonsense!" Yang Yan came closer, waved at Li Jiangang and the others, and said angrily, "Brother Lang is dressed like this, there must be a reason for him."
As soon as these words came out, Li Jiangang didn't seem to believe them for a few days. Just as he was about to speak, I hurriedly stopped. From the simple conversation just now, one thing can be seen. It seemed harmonious, but in fact there was some hostility, and Yang Yan, Lang Gao and others huddled together.
In other words, the eight people present were divided into two factions, one was Lang Gao, Yang Yan and others, and the other was Li Jiangang and others.
This gave me a headache, but there was nothing I could do. Lang Gao and the others came out of Dongxing Town with me, Li Jiangang and others were the real Eight Immortals of the Palace of Eight Immortals, and I was the owner of the Palace of Eight Immortals. It was really a dilemma.
In terms of personal relationship, I prefer Lang Gao and others. In terms of public affairs, I prefer Li Jiangang and others. The main reason is that Li Jiangang and others are considered formal organizations, which will have a great impact on the future development of Eight Immortals Palace, and even determine the future direction of Eight Immortals Palace.
"Okay, let's not say a few words to each other!" I said to them, turned my eyes to Lang Gao, and said in a low voice: "Brother, what's going on with you?"
He glanced at me, then at Li Jiangang and the others, and said in a low voice, "Master Tianming said that the family of the deceased who carried the coffin this time was not harmonious, and the process of carrying the coffin required some quarrels, which made him feel like 'home' Otherwise, the soul of the deceased will not leave and will stay in Shanghe Village."
Hearing this, I was slightly taken aback, wondering what the reason was, so I asked him why.
He said: "The thing is, the deceased was buried far away this time, and there will inevitably be some strange things on the way. If we carry the coffin and quarrel at the same time, we can confuse the deceased and carry the deceased to Qiping Town without anyone noticing it." .”
Hearing what he said, I vaguely understood. I reckoned that Master Tianming was worried that the deceased would miss his hometown and was unwilling to leave his hometown.
It's right to think about it, which dead person doesn't want the fallen leaves to return to their roots, but the cemetery we chose this time is far away at the junction of the two lakes.
Judging from the selection of the tomb, I feel sorry for the deceased in this respect.
However, the deceased died on the Ching Ming Festival, and he was full of evil spirits. If there is no suitable tomb, it will only lead to unrest after death. Compared with this, I would rather choose the tomb farther away.
After understanding what Lang Gao meant, I took out my mobile phone and checked the time. It was only one minute before the funeral auspicious time. Without any hesitation, I immediately yelled at them, "Stop the ink marks and prepare for the funeral!"
As soon as the words fell, Li Jiangang and the others immediately surrounded the colorful coffin. Lang Gao, Yang Yan, and Chen Erbei also surrounded them. Yan, Chen Erbei and the youngest who is in good weather look up.
After they took their positions, I asked Yang Yan, "Changmao, where are the seven boys?"
Yang Yan was taken aback for a moment, and said in surprise, "What boy?"
I was a little confused. When I went to Han Jingui earlier, I told him repeatedly that he must find all seven boys, four boys and three girls, but looking at his expression now, he completely forgot.Ma De, what should I do? The funeral is about to take place. If there are no seven boys to accompany me, I am worried that I will encounter lonely ghosts snatching the coffin on the road.
In desperation, I had no choice but to put my hope on Daoxu, he has the final say in Shanghe Village, as long as he asks, it should be easy to find the seven boys.
Immediately, I ran towards the outside of the main room, and Yang Yan shouted from behind, "Brother Nine, the funeral is about to take place, where are you going!"
Without looking back, I shouted, "You carry the coffin to the entrance of the village first, and I'll go find someone!"
"Okay!" Yang Yan replied.
Just after leaving the main room, it was just in time for the funeral. You Tianming blew the suona, followed by the sound of firecrackers. Then Li Jiangang uttered a slogan, slowly lifted the coffin, and walked outside the main room.
Seeing the coffin being lifted, I breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately walked towards Daoxu's house.
Dao Xu's home is a small three-story western-style building in the south of the village. It took me three or four minutes to arrive at his door, and I raised my hand and knocked on the door.
In less than three seconds, the door opened, and it was Dao Xu who opened the door, as if he was sure I would come to him, he said with a smile: "Xiao Jiu, from the sound just now, the funeral should have already taken place, what is this?"
I didn't have time to explain to him, so I said, "Can you help me find seven boys, four boys and three girls, each with a salary of [-] a day."
His complexion changed, he stared at me for a while, and asked doubtfully, "Why do you want a boy?"
I sneered, this old guy is pretending, he definitely knows this with his experience, and more importantly, Han Jingui, as an apprentice, knows what's going on, so why doesn't he know?Another point is that this colorful coffin was made by this old guy. If he didn't know, no one would know.
However, if this old guy wants to pretend to be stupid, I naturally can't point it out, so I just explain a few words to him.
Of course, my explanation is also mixed with a lot of water, don't you want to pretend?Then I will accompany you to pretend.
After listening to my explanation, the Daoxu said, "That's it, it's just...Xiao Jiu, before our cooperation started, the old man has helped you a few times, should you show it, otherwise, the old man's heart will be broken." It's uncomfortable!"
Grass, I have been messing around for a long time, this old guy wants to benefit.
I cursed secretly, and smiled at him on the surface, "What do you always need Xiao Jiu for?"
"Simple!" He smiled slightly, and pointed at my waist, "Give that Xu's dagger to the old man. I got a treasure today, and I need to use the Xu's dagger to avoid evil spirits!"
I touched along his finger, this Xu's dagger was given to me by Fu Guohua, last time because of the five evil spirits, I temporarily handed it over to Lang Gao, and when I returned to the main room just now, that Xu's dagger was returned by Lang Gao When I came back, since I had no place to put it, I pinned Xu's dagger to my waist. I didn't expect this old guy to take a fancy to it at a glance.
"That's not good!" I hesitated, "This is a self-defense item given to Xiaojiu by the senior brother. If it is given to you, it is not good to explain to the senior brother."
(End of this chapter)
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