My master is invincible

Chapter 1012 Colorful Coffin (135)

I said this to imply to Dao Xu that this Xu's dagger belongs to my senior brother, outsiders should not pay attention to it, otherwise, my master will be annoyed.

That Dao Xu frowned, and said with a smile: "In that case, the old man is abrupt."

As he said that, he frowned and looked at me, "How about this! I heard that what you have learned all your life comes from an ancient book, can you lend me that ancient book for the old man to read?"

Hearing this, my heart sank, Ma De, this old guy is determined to ask for some favors from me, if he doesn't give me something, I reckon he won't give up, so I said: "I don't have a place of origin, but there is a manuscript .”

"That's fine!" Daoxu smiled, his old creases all squeezed together.

Without any hesitation, I fiddled with myself, found the handbook that the old hero gave me, and handed it to Daoxu, "Here, this is it!"

Daoxu took the letter and looked at it, frowning slightly, "You learned your skills from this?"

I hummed and said, "Most of them are learned from here, and some of them are passed down from the master himself."

What I said is half true and half false. I did learn some of this handbook given by the old hero. It is all about Feng Shui knowledge. Since my understanding is not very good, what I have learned is trivial. gab.

Hearing what I said, the Taoist flipped through it a few more times, and muttered: "That's not right, it's all about private houses, and there's very little about funerals. Are you trying to deceive the old man?"

I gave a wry smile and quickly explained: "You have always misunderstood. The so-called funeral includes etiquette, ceremony, evil spirit, yin house and other things, and the yin house is the most important thing in the whole funeral. Just imagine, if there is no one No matter how well the funeral is done in a well-placed yin house, it will be a waste of work in the end."

That Daoxu nodded thoughtfully, with a look of disappointment on his face, and returned the letter without saying a word.

I was overjoyed, took the letter, and was about to speak, but that empty sentence made me dumbfounded.

He said: "Xiao Jiu, I don't want this thing anymore, but I want to ask you something, can you bring me to the next funeral, so that I can increase my knowledge?"

Ma De, let me curse to myself, what is this old guy thinking, at the age of [-] or [-], go to the funeral with me, if you accidentally belch, I will become a murderer, and I am about to speak, that's all. Give it up, and said in a deep voice: "Xiao Jiu, since the old man cooperated with you, I haven't touched you in the slightest. Now I want to follow you to increase my knowledge. You won't refuse the old man, right?"

I thought about it for a while, and now I'm a little anxious, so I might as well agree with him first, and more importantly, I will go back to Hengyang after finishing the funeral. I don't believe that this old guy will go with me to Hengyang, so I said: "In this way, It’s not Xiao Jiu, let’s go! In the event of a funeral, Xiao Jiu will definitely take you with him.”

"So good!"

That empty smile gave people the feeling that the trick was successful. At that time, I was anxious to find the seven boys, and didn't think too much about it.It wasn't until later that I discovered that the reason why this Daoxu followed me to the funeral was because of a huge conspiracy, and I almost fell into his way.

After that, Daoxu made several phone calls, and then said to me: "Okay, there are seven boys in total, four boys and three girls are at the door of the main room, just go and pick them up."

As he said that, he seemed to think of something, and said again: "Xiao Jiu, the old man said the ugly words first, and the seven boys were handed over to you, but I have to bring them back safely. If anything goes wrong, don't blame the old man for not remembering the past." !"

I didn't even think about it, and immediately assured him, "Don't worry, as long as Xiao Jiu is not dead, I will protect them well."

After finishing speaking, I immediately ran towards the main room, and I could faintly hear the sound of suona and firecrackers coming from the sky.

When I came to the main room, there were seven boys standing at the door. Behind them were some villagers. I had met some of them face to face, so I knew them, so I walked towards them and talked about their salaries. And assure them of the child's safety.

Those parents didn't know what was going on, and they were not worried about the safety of the children. Instead, they asked me to pay the fee in advance, saying that it was [-] a day, seven people, five days, a total of [-].

I'm also drunk, I'm poor and white, where did I get the 7000 yuan, even if I have money, it's in the card, and the card was given to me by Song Xixi, so I said: "I don't have cash now, can I give it when I come back?"

Strangely, those parents said in unison: "No, unless you press the bank card here."

I thought about it, there was more than 100 million in the card, and Song Xixi originally used it for my funeral. Wait, I remember Song Qianxi gave me 15 in cash when she was in the car. During this time, she has been busy with the funeral. Actually forgot about it.

Made, 15 can be forgotten, I reckon, there will be no other person besides me.

Perhaps it is for this reason that during my tenure as the Eight Immortals, I did not earn any money, strictly speaking, I did not earn any cash.

"Wait!" I said to them, and walked into the main room. At that time, I took the money, and I seemed to give it to Lang Gao. Later, Lang Gao gave the money to me again, and then, I It seemed to put the fifteen in the corner of the main room, put it in a black plastic bag, and covered it with some yellow paper.

When I first entered the main room, I was a little dazed. I found that something was burning at the corner of the main room, and the side of the fire was covered with large and small money corners.

"Grass!" I said furiously, walked over immediately, and kicked out the fire, I...I...I almost didn't kneel down, Ma De, where is there any money, it all turned into a pile of black ashes, I I really want to die.

That Qingxuanzi said that I have no fortune, so it's not like this!
Looking at the ashes in front of me, I wanted to cry, but I used to put some yellow paper on it because I was afraid that someone would take it away, but now that I see the situation, it is estimated that when the funeral was held, the person who burned the yellow paper thought it was a pile of yellow paper. Burn the fire.

Just when I was in a daze, those parents came in and said, "Palace Master Chen, where is the money? Without money, we don't feel relieved to hand over the child to you."

I scratched the back of my head, didn't hide anything, and told them about the burning of money.

Before I finish speaking, those parents are very realistic, dragging their children to leave, I am anxious, if the seven boys are taken away, they will be hanged on the coffin-carrying road, I thought about finding Daoxu to come forward, but, Thinking that these people were called by Dao Xu, they must have discussed it.

In desperation, I had no choice but to hand over the bank card that Song Xixi had given me, thinking to myself, since they don't have a PIN, they shouldn't be able to withdraw money.

As I write this, I really want to say something. I was too young at that time, and I thought these villagers were too simple.

Afterwards, those parents took the bank cards, and I led the seven boys and rushed towards the entrance of the village. Before passing by Daoxu's house, I paused, vaguely thinking that Daoxu should be planning something on me.

(End of this chapter)