My master is invincible

Chapter 109 Twin Flowers ([-])

To be honest, I let a pair of twins who are nearly [-] years old pull their hair, which is a bit inhumane, so I knelt down and kowtowed to them to repay them both!If people treat me kindly, I will return tenfold.

After putting away their hair, I looked around for someone to find out the address of the perpetrator, but no one knew.So, I took out my mobile phone and called Lang Gao. He said that he didn't know, and told me to go directly to the police station to find Director Liu Qi (qi), who was in the town and was about to leave the village.

Where is the most important place in a town?There is no doubt that it is the police station, which manages the security of a town. Sometimes the people in the town government are not as good as the people in the police station, and the rural people believe that power comes from the barrel of a gun.

I asked some people on the road, and found the police station after turning around. This police station is smaller than the police station in our town. There is a wooden sign on the door, and it says in black and white, the words Liuyang Town Police Station, A few police officers at the door were stuffing some things into the car, and a young man was standing beside him, about 20 years old, with handsome facial features, his hands behind his back, and a serious expression on his face.

I walked over and asked, "Excuse me, who is Director Liu Qiliu?"

The young man gave me a surprised look, walked over and said, "I am, who are you?"

I handed him a cigarette and said, "I am a friend of director Lang, he asked me to come to you!" My tone was very respectful, he is the director.

He gave up, blocked the cigarette I handed over, and said, "You are the Chen Baxian in Lang Gao's mouth! I happened to need you. The perpetrator was Liu Jianping, a native of Hehua Village. A family of three died about five or six times. God, the corpse is a little rotten and smelly, and no one around here is willing to take over this funeral, I hope you can take over."

"Me?" I pointed at myself and looked at him incredulously. Isn't this a lie? I just came here to have a look, and I didn't intend to accept the funeral. Besides, the funeral fee of 3000 yuan, isn't this cheating me?
"Yes, it's you! Lang Gao praised you on the phone, saying that you handled the funeral well, carried the coffin well, and your character was even better. He said that you have a heart like a Bodhisattva, and often Helping others is a pleasure." Liu Qi said solemnly.

"Are you sure Director Lang said that?" I asked suspiciously. According to my understanding of Lang Gao, he should not be the kind of person who likes to brag.

"Yes, that's what Lang Gao said!" Liu Qi nodded with a serious tone.

"Um, I don't have that many people coming to the funeral, you should find someone else!" As I said that, I turned around and was about to leave. This guy looked serious, and he was typically trying to trick me. He really thought I was so easy to deceive!
Liu Qi hurriedly grabbed me and said, "Little brother, don't leave in a hurry. Do you dislike the low funeral expenses? If so, how about I add [-] to you, [-]?"

I stopped, and according to normal funerals, the funeral expenses of [-] can barely be followed, but the funeral of a person who died in vain will definitely cause trouble, there is no doubt about it, so [-] is somewhat Low.

Thinking of this, I ignored him and walked forward. If Lang Gao said this, I might follow. This so-called Liu Qi, I don't believe him. Next, the tone was so serious that he almost fell into his trap.

"Brother, wait a minute, the price is negotiable, how much do you want?" Liu Qi strode over and stopped in front of me.

"Thirty thousand, less than a penny, I won't take it!" I glanced at him, the price is just right, according to the custom, the child can't spend much, mainly two adults, the couple died together , especially pay attention to, and the funeral is relatively complicated. It is necessary to bridge a Naihe Bridge, and carry the "shadow" of the couple on the back and forth for 18 laps. Casualties, Taoist priests who generally opened the way, just rushed to the funeral of the unjustly dead.

Liu Qi said: "Brother, Hehua Village collected [-] yuan to buy two coffins and there are [-] yuan left. Considering that no one is willing to handle the funeral, the town government took [-] yuan as a subsidy, and the total of [-] yuan is so much. If you are willing to accept In the next step, if you don’t want to pick me up, you will find our town to do the funeral. Seeing that you were introduced by Lang Gao, I am like you. The funeral people in our town don’t know about it. The town government took [-] yuan to come in How about it? Can't you answer a word."

Not to mention, after what he said, I really believed it, and there was nothing I could do about it. Everything he said made sense, so I asked him: "Twenty-three thousand is pure funeral expenses? Firecrackers, board and lodging, etc. Who buys things?"

Liu Qi shook his head and said, "Twenty-three thousand, you take the pure ones, you don't need to worry about anything else, you just have to do the funeral, carry the coffin, and bury it. We will take care of other things at the police station."

I was a little moved. What my family lacks most now is money, and I want to find a breakthrough in Liu Jianping's funeral. I nodded and said, "Okay, I will take over the funeral."

"Young people are refreshing!" As he said, he pulled me into their police car and said to the policeman who was driving: "Xiao Lizi, go to the ravine in front of Hehua Village and ask Chen Baxian to take you to get the dead body away." Come up and talk."

I was a little stunned, and said, "The deceased was found yesterday, why hasn't the body been brought up yet?"

"Oh! Don't mention it, those Eight Immortals in our town are really heartless of his mother. Seeing the dead bodies fall in the corner of the mountain (ga, la), no one wants to go down, saying that they are afraid of being haunted." Liu Qi clapped his palm angrily. On the door of the car, he said angrily: "After finishing this funeral, we must take care of the group of Eight Immortals, and do nothing with people's money."

"For the funeral expenses of 3000 yuan, no one is willing to go there. This is a clear loss of money!" I muttered.

"Who said three thousand, I gave them a funeral of twenty-five thousand, and none of them dared to accept the funeral, saying that if they took the money, they would die!" The more he said, the more angry he became.

I felt something was wrong when I heard this, Ma De, he was fooled, and offered me [-], and offered [-] to the Eight Immortals in their town, but no one was willing to go.I'm sorry, this so-called director Liu is too cheating on his own father.

I said angrily: "Director Liu, you are a little unkind. You give [-] to the Eight Immortals in your town, and [-] to me. Does this make sense?"

He froze for a moment, smiled awkwardly, and said, "I'm so excited, I added an extra zero, and I'll give them two thousand and five!"

My face darkened. According to the rules of our business, the funeral expenses will be paid as much as you want. Two groups of people want the same price, and they cannot raise or lower the price maliciously. Once the price is raised or lowered, let others know. If you break the rules of the industry, you will be rejected by everyone, and you may be squeezed out of this industry.

This Liu Qi opened [-] for me, and [-] for the other Eight Immortals. If others found out about this, their first thought would be that I lowered the price maliciously and disrupted the rules of the industry.

ps: Monday is coming soon, Xiao Jiu has the cheek to ask for a recommendation ticket!Give Xiao Jiu the recommendation votes in everyone's hands!
(End of this chapter)