My master is invincible

Chapter 110 `Twin Flowers (Fifteen)

I got a little angry, it was obviously bullying, although my family was short of money, but I would not disturb the rules for money, I said coldly to the policeman driving: "Stop, I want to get out of the car!"

"Xiao Lizi, keep driving!" Liu Qi said hello to the driver, turned his head to look at me, and said with a smile: "Brother, don't be angry now, just give you a raise of 2000 yuan, isn't it just [-] yuan?" What's the matter? Our Liuyang Town is not short of this money!"

If he is not the director of the police station, I want to beat him up, and this feeling is very strong, I remain silent. For Liu Qi, he may be negotiating the price according to the normal transaction, but for our industry, this is There is no price to negotiate for a one-shot deal.

"Brother!" Seeing that I didn't speak, he put his hand on my shoulder and said, "A big man, angry for 2000 yuan? It's not worth it!"

I said coldly: "It's not about money. I don't take 2000 yuan. To the other Eight Immortals, I'm disrupting the rules. I took [-] yuan. I'm afraid I won't be able to collect the extra [-] yuan." , If you drop it, you will get sick and spend it!"

"Isn't it, so evil?" He was surprised and looked at me in disbelief.

I glanced at him lightly, and said: "The price of funerals is a one-shot deal, and you can get as much as you want. If you take more money, you won't be able to get it into your pocket. Director Liu, your joke this time is a bit big. "

"So what do we do now? Do you want [-] or [-]?" He asked me.

I said: "Twenty-five thousand! This can stop the mouths of other travelers. After all, I am from another town. It is a bit unreasonable to come to your town for funerals. If I take another twenty-three thousand, I will be stabbed in the back. I just hope The extra 2000 yuan was lost, not because of illness or other reasons."

After I said this, I was not very excited, and I really wanted to push this funeral, but I promised not to push it.That's the way it is in our business. Even if we know that there is danger in the promised funeral, we must bite the bullet and go on doing it.

Of course, there are some people who don’t respect this custom. For the sake of money, sometimes they will increase the price for various reasons in the middle of the journey, and they will ask how much money each time the red envelope must be. People like this are generally richer, and after a funeral They can make a lot of money, but what will happen to their descendants?No one can tell.As far as I guess, it shouldn't end well.After all, dead people's money is not so easy to earn.

We sat in the bumpy car for more than two hours, and Liu Qi kept apologizing to me along the way. He said, Lang Gao said I was easy to talk, so he planned to try me out, and he found that I was a good character. It's worth being friends.

I haven't paid much attention to him, Ma De, you've made me suffer for trying, I'm a dumb man who eats coptis, and I can't tell what I'm suffering from.Looking at his handsome face, I really want to step on my feet and spit on it. Is there such a thing as a director?
When I was angry, the car stopped, and the policeman who was driving said, "Director Liu, we are here, but it will be dark soon, do we really want to go down and get the body up?"

"Nonsense, I've been dead for five days. If you don't do anything else, the body will be eaten up by wild beasts. When Liu Jianping and his family come to trouble you, I don't care about you!" Liu Qi opened the car door and got out of the car cursingly. Then got out of the car.

As soon as I got out of the car, I looked around. The surrounding environment was not bad, with green mountains and green waters. There was a low-lying area on the left, about [-] meters deep, and the place where our car was parked was a slope, and the road surface was not that good. Especially steep, a muddy road, winding to the other end.

What surprised me was that there were no traces of overturned cars on both sides of the road. Generally speaking, overturned cars would leave some traces.For example, the surrounding trees and grass show signs of being broken.

However, what I saw with my eyes was that the trees and grass on both sides were very lush, which was strange. I asked Liu Qi suspiciously, "Director Liu, did Liu Jianping's family overturn at this location?"

He nodded, pointed to the left side, and continued: "It was turned down at this position. Damn his mother, there is no trace at all. If there were some traces, the body would not have been discovered yesterday."

"Who found out?" I asked.

"Liu Jianping's fellow villager, Liu Fusheng, normally no one goes to this corner of the mountain. Yesterday, Liu Fusheng's cattle disappeared. He went all over the mountain to look for cattle, and finally found that corner of the mountain."

Speaking of this, he glanced down the corner of the mountain, and said with a nervous expression: "This matter is really a bit evil, then Liu Fu was born in the corner of the mountain, and the cow was found, but it is a pity that he died, right next to Liu Jianping. This is not a big deal Well, after Liu Fusheng returned home in a panic, he borrowed a mobile phone in the village to call the police. Plugging the butthole saved him, and he is still lying on the bed now.” (Plug the asshole, usually when you can’t catch your breath, this trick is often used in rural areas, sometimes it’s very effective, especially when children cry out of breath, This trick uses all kinds of larks.)
I thought about it for a while, and said, "Then Liu Fusheng must have passed away. Fortunately, his cow went first. If he went first, it is probably not lying on the bed, but a coffin."

"How do you say it?" the policeman driving the car stretched his head over and asked.

I took a look at them and said: "A family of three died in a car accident. They belonged to those who died in vain. They have a strong evil spirit. If you bump into this evil without preparation, you will lose your skin if you don't die!"

"Then let's go down later, won't we also hit the evil spirit?" Liu Qi said tremblingly at the side, probably afraid from that look.This is no wonder for him. Ordinary people will be afraid when they hear this kind of thing. Even if you don’t believe in this thing, once there is a precedent, you will be worried and afraid. This is human nature, no one is an exception.

"If I draw something on your palms, it shouldn't be gone!" As I said that, I drew a symbol of * on both of their hands. It didn't stain anything, it was just a form.

The reason why I drew the symbol *, to be honest, I can’t explain it clearly, I know that my ancestors passed it down like this, and nothing will happen after I draw it, I also follow the gourd.

For such a person who died in vain, the first person to discover the dead will encounter strange things more or less, and then the second and third, the evil spirit will gradually decrease.If a group of people find a person who died in vain, the combination of their anger will be greater than the evil spirit of the deceased, so as to dissipate the evil spirit of the deceased, and there will be no strange things in this situation. If there are too many things involved, it cannot be explained. clear.

But then again, weird things that can be explained clearly are not weird things.Using scientific knowledge to explain, the reason always seems so far-fetched, even if using Taoist metaphysics to explain, there are more or less words that do not express the meaning in it.

(End of this chapter)