My master is invincible

Chapter 148 Yang Coffin (1)

I answered the phone, and the voice on the other end was very heavy, saying, "Excuse me, are you Chen Baxian?"

"Well, who are you? What's your last name?"

The other end of the phone was stunned for a moment, and said: "Your surname is Yan, and your nickname is Yan Shiqi. Our boss' mother may pass away in a few days. I want to hire someone to take care of all the funeral. There is only one request. I'm not afraid of running out of money. I'm afraid it won't be lively."

Hearing this tone, he seemed to be a rich man, so I asked suspiciously, "How much do you plan to spend on the funeral?"

"100 million!"

Ma De, I was stunned. I have met one or two rich people who spent more than 20 to 100 yuan on funerals.Ma De, [-] million is holding a funeral. This is the first time I have encountered it. I was short of breath and said without hesitation, "Where is it? When? How many people are needed?"

"I'll contact you when the time comes!" After saying this on the other end of the phone, he hung up the phone.

I feel a little baffled, the New Year's Eve won't be entertained by people, right?I wanted to dial that number again, and felt that there was no need to haggle with strangers on Chinese New Year's Eve.

At this time, Fatty Guo and Tiannan Chen came over. They have been living at my house for a while. As the Chinese New Year was approaching, Fatty Guo’s mother urged him to make a few phone calls. Get home before dinner.

As for Chen Tiannan, it was even more sad. Since he was a child, his parents had been calling [-] to [-] times a day, urging him to go home for the reunion year. He only said one sentence each time, "One day when she is at home, I will never go back."

"Brother Nine!" Fatty Guo walked up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said, "Brother Tian thinks the countryside is too boring, so he plans to go back to the county with me for the New Year. Are you interested in going to my house for the New Year?"

I gave up and said, "I'll spend the New Year with my parents at home, you two go to the county town and be honest, don't stay in the Internet cafe all day long playing legends!"

After finishing speaking, I turned my head to look at Chen Tiannan and said, "During the Chinese New Year, parents are looking forward to their children going home for reunion? Are you really not going back?"

He nodded and said, "I also want to go home for the New Year. The problem is, that shrew is at my house. Once I go back, I guess I won't be able to get out for the rest of my life."

I nodded helplessly, and I couldn't say anything more. Everyone insisted on different things, so I had to say: "Both of you, pay attention to safety on the road, and I will call you both when there is work to do."

"Good!" Fatty Guo and the others yelled, and left my house shoulder to shoulder and went back to the county.

After they left, I turned around and walked into the kitchen. My mother was sitting on the stove lighting the fire, and my father was busy cooking. When he saw me coming in, my father asked, "Did your two friends go back to the county?"

I hummed, sat down beside my mother, and said, "Mom, your legs and feet are still inconvenient. Let me light the fire. You can go to bed and rest for a while! I will call you when the New Year's Eve dinner is ready."

My mother glanced at it, smiled, and said, "Jiuyazi, since I moved your grandfather's grave, my legs have gradually recovered. Although I am a little limping, it is not a problem to start a fire."

I nodded and chatted with my mother sitting on the stove, and my father interrupted a few words from time to time.Although our family is a little deserted during the Chinese New Year, there are more smiling faces than usual.Poor people!I always have my own way to celebrate the New Year. If you can’t eat delicacies from mountains and seas, just be happy in your heart.

After the New Year's Eve dinner was ready, it was almost dusk.According to our customs, in the evening, Spring Festival couplets need to be pasted, and then each household will bring three animals to the main house for the ancestors, and then we will discuss the distribution of some things in the village next year, such as who will contract a certain pond this year, the village chief Whose turn is it?

My mother's legs and feet are not convenient, so my father and I did the job of pasting the Spring Festival couplets. My father stood at the door with rice paste, and I dipped the rice paste in the doorway.

Compared to my deserted home, the other houses in the village are very lively, with Zhuo Yiting’s New Year’s songs playing from the stereos of every house. No matter how many years have passed, the New Year’s songs will always be those songs, although I am a little tired of listening , but, I am very happy to listen to it in my heart, because this is unique music for Chinese New Year!I usually don't get this ear blessing.

"Jiu Yazi, post Spring Festival couplets?" Old Wang walked out of the room with a few couplets in his hand. Behind him was a girl whose first name I forgot, but whose nickname was Er Ya, who was two or three years older than me. She is quite handsome, and I heard from Lao Wang that this erya seems to be studying at some famous university.

"Old Wang, last time you said that you introduced your daughter to me as a wife, why Erya has been back for so long, and you haven't made any noise!" I smiled and joked to Lao Wang.

"Jiu Yazi, don't think about it. The old Wang's daughter is a famous college student. How can I think of you as a coffin bearer!" The father said with a smile.

"Old Chen! What you said is wrong! If your nine sons can take a fancy to my second daughter, you can hold an engagement banquet for them tomorrow, what do you think!" Old Wang put down the Spring Festival couplets in his hand and left. Come over, take out a pack of cigarettes, and pass it to my father and me.

I took the cigarette and glanced at the cigarette case, good guy, King Furong, usually Lao Wang is 5 yuan for Baisha, and the grade of smoking is higher during the Chinese New Year.I lit the cigarette, took a few deep breaths, and joked to Erya: "Sister Erya, your father promised you to me, do you have any ideas?"

"I was raised by my father, and I will listen to my father's arrangements for the marriage!" Erya said shyly, and buried her head very low.

What she said didn't mean that she fell in love with me, but that the girl Erya was famous for her filial piety in our village. She never disobeyed Lao Wang since she was a child, and she listened to what Lao Wang said.Therefore, Lao Wang also loves this Erya very much. Usually, if there is any delicious food, he will let his daughter eat first, and then give the rest to his son.

On this matter, Lao Wang and his wife often quarreled, and her daughter-in-law always scolded her like this, you are a one-eyed dragon, don't be patriarchal, you are actually patriarchal, and I don't know which grave of your ancestors is buried Wrong place, knock you down.

Not to mention, what Erya said made me speechless, which made Lao Wang laugh a few times, and then we chatted for a while, Lao Wang wanted to say something else several times, The words came to his lips and swallowed again.

As the Eight Immortals, I still have good eyesight. Seeing Lao Wang's expression, I knew that he might have something to ask me, and this matter might be related to funerals. If it was normal, he would definitely open his mouth and say Yes, but now it's the New Year's Eve, and it's unlucky to say things like funerals, and it will also offend my father.

I gave Lao Wang a look, meaning to go to his house, he nodded, and said to his father, "Old Chen! My family bought a bottle of good wine. Anyway, there is still some time before the village is left for the ancestors. I told him Jiu Yazi went to have a few sips of wine, and let him bring you some back later."

(End of this chapter)