My master is invincible

Chapter 149 Yang Coffin (2)

After my father heard it, he didn't think too much about it, so he told me not to drink too much, and said that he would discuss something with me during the New Year's Eve dinner.

I agreed to come down and followed Lao Wang towards his house. Although Lao Wang and I are neighbors next door, the house is very different. He made some money carrying coffins in his early years and renovated the earth brick house into a red brick house. , the ground is covered with a layer of floor tiles, and the decoration of the home has also been slightly modified, which looks quite comfortable.

After entering Lao Wang's house, he took me into the bedroom, asked me to sit down, and brought a bottle of white wine. There were three words on the white wine, all in traditional characters, which I didn't recognize. The packaging should be quite expensive.

Afterwards, he asked Erya to assemble some fruit plates, melon seeds, and two empty cups. Strangely, Old Wang asked Erya to stick a piece of red paper on the cups.

After finishing all this, Lao Wang poured some white wine for me and said, "Jiu Yazi, you have been with the Eight Immortals for a while. Although we are neighbors next door, we have never had time to have a good drink. Two go first!"

As he said that, Lao Wang raised his wine glass and clinked it with me. He drank it down in one gulp.

Immediately afterwards, the two of us talked about this and that for about ten minutes, but Lao Wang kept silent about what he wanted from me.

I couldn't help it anymore, poured him a glass of wine, and said, "Old Wang, we are in a relationship. If you have anything to do, just tell me. If you can help, I will do my best."

He picked up the wine glass, took a sip, and said, "Jiuyazi, I'm not looking for something to do with you, but we have a big deal in Dongxing Town, 100 million funeral expenses!"

After finishing speaking, he spit on the ground, "People who celebrate the Chinese New Year say funerals are inauspicious."

"Uh? 100 million funeral expenses? I received a call saying 100 million funeral expenses! Did you also receive a call?" I asked nervously.

Lao Wang took out a cigarette and gave me one, and while lighting it, he said: "Jiu Yazi, you are still a little tender, and not only did I receive the call, but all the people in Dongxing Town related to the funeral received this call." phone."

I froze for a moment, and asked suspiciously, "What's going on?"

He stood up, did not speak, and made three bows to the seat of the main room, and then asked me to bow to the seat of the main room, and said, "For those who celebrate Chinese New Year, I hope that the ancestors will not be offended."

I was even more depressed by Lao Wang's actions. I was just talking about a funeral, so I couldn't be so orthodox, so I asked him what was going on.

He hesitated for a while, took a sip of wine, and said, "Jiu Yazi, we don't speak foreign language. If that person calls again, I won't go. At the same time, I also advise you, Dazheng Yue’s don’t touch the funeral, don’t talk about his millions of funeral expenses, even if it’s 1000 million, don’t touch the funeral.”

"Why? Don't you always say that you respect the dead? Don't you go to funerals in the first month?" I asked.

"Shit, if your own life is gone, how can you respect the dead? Let me tell you this! I used to accept two apprentices, who were in their 30s. They didn't listen to me. For the sake of money, Taisho Yue ran to carry the dragon's coffin, and within three years, both of them lost their eyes one after the other." Old Wang said angrily.

"Why is that?" I was even more puzzled.

"I don't know why, but we, the Eight Immortals, can't lift the dragon's coffin in the first month. As long as we lift the dragon's coffin, the luck of that year will be very bad, and in the third year, it will be very bad luck, and even a hand will be broken. If you break your foot, you will die.” Speaking of this, Lao Wang seemed to be very scared, pointing to his one eye, and said: “I didn’t believe this when I first entered the industry. In the third year after that, he was blown blind."

Made, can't be so evil!I always thought that Lao Wang's eyes were blinded by explosives, but I didn't expect that there were so many things in it, so I asked him: "What should I do if someone dies in the first month?"

"If you die before the New Year's Eve, you must be carried out and buried before the New Year's Eve. If you die in the first month, you must put the body at home. The funeral can only be done after the Lantern Festival!" Old Wang explained.

I thought about it for a while, and said, "That's not right! When I was studying, Zhao Laosan in our village died on the third day of the first lunar month, and he was carried out on the seventh day!"

Old Wang said with a sullen face, "The situation is a bit special. When the old scholar gave him the helm, he said that Zhao Laosan was an unlucky man who died in the first month, so don't pay attention to those things. But the current situation is that the man can take it. Paying 100 million for funeral expenses proves that the deceased is a blessed person, but a blessed person dies on an unlucky day, this is a big taboo, regardless of any zodiac sign!"

I pondered for a while, 100 million funeral expenses, to be honest, I was a little moved, it was 100 million!I don’t know how long it will take to count the money, plus it’s Chinese New Year, the red envelope is even more important. If the funeral is done, I can earn at least six figures, [-] is still a guaranteed estimate, or even more.

Seeing that I didn't speak, Old Wang said angrily: "Jiu Yazi, you don't really plan to go, do you? I can tell you that you have to spend your life to make money. You are still young, so don't be fooled by the little money in front of you." took his own life."

I smiled embarrassingly, and said, "He's not dead yet, let's have a discussion here and drink!"

"Jiuyazi!" Lao Wang raised his voice by thirty or forty decibels, and said, "I'm not joking with you, don't go to funerals in the first lunar month, think about your parents, they are only a son like you, if something happens to you , What should your parents do? Have you thought about it? I can warn you, if that person calls again, you must resolutely refuse and let him invite those who want money but not life!"

"Okay! I know. Although my family is poor, it's not enough to risk my life for money! When that person calls, I just refuse him." I took out a cigarette and handed Lao Wang a cigarette. , stayed at his house for a while, then went home.

When I got home, my father had already pasted up the Spring Festival couplets and went to the main room with the three animals. I originally wanted to go to the main room.However, when I thought of those young people in the village who had returned from working in Guangzhou, I gave up this idea.

As for the reason?In terms of career, I have a low self-esteem, and I am embarrassed to stand with those young people.

Because I knew in my heart that those young people worked hard in Guangzhou, but when they returned home, they would be uncles.As soon as I carried the coffin maker, in the words of young people, I was making money with no conscience, and I was ridiculed when I went to the main room. It would be better to wait at home and wait for my father to come back to have a New Year’s Eve dinner together.

(End of this chapter)