My master is invincible

Chapter 15 Six Days
After Lao Wang left, I asked the master to call a few direct relatives to accompany me to watch the night in the main room. It was not because I was afraid, but because the vigil must be accompanied by direct relatives, otherwise, accidents would easily happen.

The master called his three brothers, made a few mats and put them in the main room, and brought some melon seeds and fruits there.

That night, the four of us stayed in the main room and slept for a while in turn. Nothing strange happened, but at midnight, the temperature in the main room was a little low, and I didn't care.

The next day, when it was just dawn, I asked the master’s family to start building the mourning hall. The master’s family also understood the customs, so the three brothers of my family cut some green bamboos, split them in half, folded them into semicircles and hung them on the door of the main house. There are lotus flowers made of cypress branches and white paper.

For the next five days, I stayed in the main room and did not leave. During the period, some relatives of the Lord’s family came to mourn the funeral one after another, and gave some firecrackers, wreaths, fireworks and other things. Three pillars of fragrance, some yellow paper, let them be sincere.

On the sixth day, since I was the undertaker of the funeral, I spent more than 5000 yuan to invite seven "Taoist priests" to open the way for the deceased. When breaking the evil spirit, I was afraid that what happened last time would happen. I broke the evil spirit for the dead with my own hands. What surprised me was that this time the tiles were broken with a light poke. (It's not that I'm better than the Taoist priests, but that the Taoist priests in the countryside only understand the ceremony of opening the road, and they don't understand other things. Some even don't know the ceremony of opening the road. It's just a waste of money.)
Things have been going very smoothly for the past few days, but I didn't get careless because of it. No matter what happened, I tried my best to be polite. At around eight o'clock in the evening, Lao Wang came to me with six eight immortals and said: "Jiu Yazi, the tomb has been dug, but the number of Eight Immortals is not enough, and there is one less! What should I do?"

I pointed to myself and said, "Add me, exactly eight!" After I finished speaking, I looked at the Eight Immortals brought by Lao Wang. There were only three familiar faces, and the remaining three had never been seen before. It must not be ours. They should have been invited by Lao Wang from other places. I gave them a cigarette to let them have a good rest. The coffin might be difficult to lift tomorrow.

They said that Lao Wang told them about the benefits and disadvantages, and they came to carry the coffin not for money, but for the industry of the Eight Immortals, and they didn't want some fake immortals to laugh at us.

Listening to these words, for the first time, I have a sense of belonging to the Eight Immortals industry, not for anything else, just because we Eight Immortals dare to carry any coffin. It seems a ridiculous sentence, but the meaning inside it , a layman will never understand.

Afterwards, I arranged them to rest on both sides of the coffin, and asked the master to give each of them a handkerchief, a pair of cloth shoes, and a pack of cigarettes. As for the red envelopes, I told them that I would give them later.

As soon as everything was arranged, Old Wang pulled me out in a hurry. I asked him what was wrong, and he said, "Jiu Yazi, don't die? You are the one who accepts the funeral, how can you carry the coffin?"

I turned around, glanced into the main room, and said, "It's all right, I've done the math for myself, and there's nothing wrong with it!"

"Is there really no problem?" Old Wang asked with concern, and said, "You are the one who knows the most among us Eight Immortals. Once something goes wrong, our Eight Immortals will have no hope."

I said, don't worry, I have a measure!After finishing speaking, we walked into the main room, because the funeral will be held tomorrow, and the relatives of the deceased will be in the main room, so the main room is a bit crowded, densely packed with people.

Then again, although there were a lot of people, tonight was the most idle night. It was only in the second half of the night when the coffin was sealed that they became busy. The nerves that had been tense for six days finally relaxed at this moment.

As soon as I walked into the main room, I saw a little girl squatting in a corner, gluing something on her frowning face. I walked closer and saw that it was the little girl who burned the test paper a few days ago. She was tinkering with a doll.

Thinking of what the little girl said about burning the test papers that day, I became very playful, and I called Lao Wang to sit with the Eight Immortals, and called him again when the coffin was sealed, so I walked over to the little girl.

"What are you doing? Are you in trouble?" I squatted in front of the little girl and asked.

As soon as the little girl saw me squatting down, she said pitifully: "Brother, can you help me glue this doll together, I can't do it anyway! Dad and uncles ignore me, please help me, please it is good!"

"Yeah!" I touched the little girl's head and said, "Bring it here, brother will glue it on for you!"

"En!" The little girl nodded and sipped on my face, "Thank you brother!" After finishing speaking, she handed me the doll and glue in her hand.

I smiled, took the doll and looked at it for a while, and asked doubtfully, "There is no damaged place, where do you want to stick it?"

"Eyes!" the little girl said lightly.

"Why?" I was a little curious, gave her a weird look, and asked.

"The other day I saw my brother gluing grandpa's eyes together. It was fun. I wanted to try it too, but...but yesterday I played a game with the chubby guy next door and asked him to close his eyes. I poured a lot of glue on his eyes. But I was beaten up by my father, I can only try it with a doll." She said with a sad face.

Hearing this, I was also drunk, and I mourned for Xiaopang in silence for a while, I didn't think so much, so I glued the doll's eyes for her, and then chatted with her, I always thought this kid was very funny , teasing her can make me feel more cheerful.

The little girl took the doll and smiled with satisfaction, asking, "Brother, how old are you this year?"

I said 18, what's the matter, the little girl stared at my face for a long time, and said slowly: "There is a male student in my class, and his sister is also there this year."

I smiled wryly. Could it be that the little girl wants to introduce someone to me? This family is too enthusiastic!I was about to refuse, but the little girl's next sentence broke me down.

She said: "The elder sister drives a BMW, but my elder brother is here to carry the coffin!" After speaking, she sighed.

In an instant, I didn't want to talk to her, it hurt my self-esteem too much. Is there such a thing as burying someone?What the hell was being buried by a little girl, and if he said it, he would definitely be laughed to death.

I wanted to tease her for a while, but I didn't expect to be played by her, so I can't lose my temper. I scratched her nose, got up and walked to the master's house. There are some things that need to be greeted to him.

What I didn't expect was that a few years later, the host gave me to take care of this little girl for a few days. That time, the little girl was almost tortured 'crazy'. It was too bad, but the little girl almost She died, and since then I remember the little girl's name, Li Shuyan. Of course, these are things for later, so I won't talk about them for now.

When I came to the host's house, the three brothers of his family were arguing with a middle-aged man.

(End of this chapter)