My master is invincible

Chapter 16 Fake Immortals
Seeing me coming, the two groups stopped fighting. The three master brothers smiled awkwardly, and the master said, "Chen Baxian, why are you here? The three of us brothers can solve this matter."

After six days of getting along, the three brothers of the master's family also changed their address to me, from the previous you to you. This makes me feel very grateful. Who doesn't want to be respected?
I took a look at the middle-aged man, he was wearing an old uniform, his tall body was a little thin, his long thin face was covered with a thick beard, and his face looked sickly pale.

Before I could speak, the middle-aged man stepped forward and pushed me, saying, "You're the one who stole our business, right?"

I thought to myself that this middle-aged man should be the fake fairy of Li Village, right?It's not an option to start a quarrel here, and there are few Eight Immortals, so if we really quarrel with the villagers, we must be the ones who suffer.

A good man does not suffer from immediate losses, so I took a few steps back and ignored him, but looked at the master's house and said, "Go and prepare the bedding for the children and grandchildren, eight taels of rice, and seal the coffin at three o'clock."

"Okay." The master nodded, agreed, and was about to leave. Li Jianmin and Li Jianguo glanced at each other, and followed the master's footsteps, and then left.

I was about to leave when the middle-aged man laid his body in front of me, pushed me again, and said, "Are you looking for death? How dare you ignore me."

"What do you want?" I glanced at him and said lightly.

"Since the establishment of the village, our Li Village has been a big village with enough labor force and no outsiders have been invited to carry the coffin. You'd better leave the job of carrying the coffin to the villagers, otherwise, you will never want to carry the coffin out of the main house." Middle-aged The man sneered and continued, "You don't have to believe me, try it at three o'clock!"

"It's useless for you to discuss this matter with the master. It's useless to make a noise with me?" I said lightly, I didn't take his threat seriously. The rumors are not bad.

"Those three cowards have already agreed, and now it's up to you to nod!" The middle-aged man smiled proudly, and said to me in a provocative tone: "Agreement or disagreement, one word! If you agree, we in Li Village will accept it!" For a person like you, if you don't agree, just stop the coffin here, and no one will try to carry it!"

"Really?" I didn't believe his words at all in my heart. I have figured out the temperament of the three brothers of the master's family very clearly in the past few days, and they are not like that kind of capricious villains.

Seeing that I didn't believe it, the middle-aged man yelled outside the main room, "Li Hazi, come in seven of you! People from other villages want to grab business."

His voice not only called seven people, but also alarmed the Eight Immortals and a group of relatives. The whole scene became a little chaotic. The most taboo thing about funerals is noise. However, almost every funeral in the countryside will have noise. As for the reasons, most of them are It's the same, but it's nothing more than the selection of some people who have poor etiquette, heavy etiquette, and coffin-carrying personnel.

As the undertaker of the funeral, I definitely don't want the Eight Immortals to quarrel with the fake immortals in Li Village, so I have to take a step back, tell them to stop arguing, and say to the middle-aged man, "Are you sure you carry it?"

All of them nodded in unison, and said, "We must carry it!"

"Okay, I'll carry it for you!" I agreed to their request, what Lao Wang and the other Eight Immortals wanted to say, I gave up and said, "Let them carry it, I have a sense of proportion!"

The quarrel subsided like this, and the three brothers from the master’s family came over and asked me, “If I really let them carry it, what will the old Wang do?”

I told them not to get involved in this matter, and just prepare the coffin and funeral things. They didn't say anything else, so let's not make too much trouble, otherwise they will be hard to be human.

What he said, I was very clear in my heart. He just told me that the grievances between the eight immortals and the false immortals should not be related to the master's family. They are from the same village, and we are invited by them. If they want to make trouble, it must be difficult for them, and they can't help either side. If they help us, they will offend the false immortals in our village, and if they help the false immortals, they will offend our eight immortals. Talk to the fake fairy in Li Village.

The Eight Immortals knew that the coffin was difficult to lift this time, and they were a little shameless towards the attitude of the host family, saying that the host family was not responsible. I comforted them and gave them an extra 100 yuan to wait for my news outside the village. Just in case, he asked Old Wang to invite the white-mouthed women from our village to suppress the shrews in Li Village.

In the countryside, some men still reason with you, but those women don’t care whether they are reasonable or not, they just scold you when they catch them. On the face, in their words, this kind of beating is the most vicious. Although there is no basis for it, men in the countryside are most afraid of this kind of action, so I asked Lao Wang to invite Widow Liu here.

After entertaining all this, I found a place at the head of the coffin and sat down, with my eyes slightly closed, waiting for the coffin to be sealed at three o'clock in the morning. The six-day hard work made me extremely tired. He closed his eyes and fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept, but I felt my body being shaken, "Chen Baxian, it's almost time, wake up!"

As soon as I opened my eyes, I saw the three brothers of the master's family and Lao Wang standing in front of me. Seeing that I was awake, Lao Wang spoke first, "Jiu Yazi, someone brought it here, and called a dozen other eight immortals!"

I was taken aback, not understanding what he meant, so I asked, "Why bring so many people?"

Lao Wang smiled and said: "The Eight Immortals are not convinced when they hear that we have been robbed of business in Li Village, and they all come to give us a boost!"

"No nonsense, we are doing funerals and carrying coffins for the Lord's family, not fighting. Why do you call so many people? Fighting? Showing off your prestige? Let them go back quickly, and I will take care of it!" I got angry at Lao Wang, they were so What do the false immortals in Li Village think when they make a fuss?There is no doubt that I must think that so many people from our Eight Immortals are definitely here to fight.

"They want to come by themselves, I can't help it!" Old Wang muttered aside.

"Let them go, no matter what method you use, please send them away! We can't be unreasonable, otherwise we will be wronged when we get to the police station, waiting for a squat?" I stood up and cursed at Lao Wang.

"Yes, yes, if you start a fight and make trouble at the police station, everyone's faces will be ugly!" The three brothers of the main family who were on the side agreed with my words.

"Then if there is a fight, we Eight Immortals will be just you and me, why don't we let them beat us to death!" Lao Wang gave me a disconvinced look.

"Since we choose the industry of the Eight Immortals, what's the point of being beaten? Even if we are really beaten up by the people of Li Village, will the master just watch? Hurry up and send them away. Remember one thing. We are wrong!" When I mentioned the word Li Cun, I winked at Old Wang, the meaning was obvious, don't let them stay in the village, just stay outside the village, once there is a fight, they will rush over It's too late to help.

In this way, even if the trouble is brought to the police station, we will take it for granted, why?Usually the first sentence of the police station is to ask, who made the first move?There were only two of us, and anyone with a discerning eye could tell it wasn't us.

(End of this chapter)