My master is invincible

Chapter 170 Yang Coffin (23)

After the Eight Immortals cursed and cursed, Mr. Gao smoothed things over to appease the Eight Immortals' anger. A few of us began to discuss the funeral, which was basically the same as what Lao Wang said. However, we focused on the issue of the height of the mourning hall.

If the funeral is held at the current height, there will definitely be strange things in the future.It is obviously impossible to rebuild.In the end, we came up with a way to cover the top of the mourning hall with a big black cloth, using "black" to cut off the aura of the mourning hall so that it would not affect the town.

The person who thought of this method was Mr. Gao. I asked him why, and he said: "Many things seem to be difficult to solve, but in fact, we only need to use the simplest method. I met a rich man in another town a few years ago. , It’s a bit like this situation, the mourning hall was built very high, and then it was covered with black cloth, and nothing strange happened.”

We had a solution, we discussed it again, and finally decided to let Shouhou take a few Eight Immortals to cover the black cloth, and Gao Lao and I arranged it in the mourning hall.

After Skinny Monkey and the others went to cover the black cloth, Gao Lao and I came to the coffin. Gao Lao took a look at the deceased, frowned, and said: "The deceased did not die with peace, funerals are difficult, and the coffin is so big. I'm afraid it's not easy to lift, eight people may not be able to lift it, and sixteen people are needed to lift it."

I nodded and said, "The coffin is absurdly big, and the eight immortals will definitely not be able to carry it."

"It's hard to get eight people together in the first lunar month, and it's even more difficult to find sixteen people. Unless you consult with Liu Kai and the others, I'm afraid the coffin won't be able to be carried out."

I sighed, the problem of carrying the coffin, I thought of it when I saw the coffin, I have been struggling how to lift it, if it is normal, I can invite some fake immortals to carry it.However, in the first month of the lunar year and the resentment of the deceased, there will definitely be accidents if the fake immortals come to carry the coffin, so we have to ask the eight immortals to carry it.

I've thought about asking Liu Kai to borrow someone, but it just doesn't feel right. The kindness and resentment between our group of Eight Immortals and Liu Kai's group of Eight Immortals is not a day or two, but a long time, almost to the point of incompatibility. If you go to invite them rashly, not only will you not be able to invite them, but you may even be ridiculed.

When I was in trouble, Mr. Gao said, "Chen Baxian, you are setting up the mourning hall here. If I go to Liu Kai, I must find all the coffin bearers first, otherwise there will be no time, and the coffin must be too big, and the tomb must be too big. By the way, have you found the location of the tomb?"

"I heard from Yan Shiqi that the tomb seems to be on a certain mountain in Balipu. I don't know the exact location. When Yan Shiqi comes over, I'll ask him." I took out a cigarette and sent Gao Lao a root.

"Okay, then I'll go and ask Liu Kai what he means, you should be careful in the mourning hall alone!" Gao Lao said, and left the mourning hall.

Not long after Mr. Gao went out, Widow Liu came over with four women, all women from our village. The first thing she said when she saw me was, "Ouch! Chen Jiu, you little brat, The old lady didn't even go to pay respects to her parents, so she brought her sisters here to help you, afterward, you have to treat the old lady to a good drink, otherwise, the old lady will sit on your ass and kill you."

I smiled awkwardly and said, "Afterwards, I will treat you to a big meal and let you sit on the table!"

"That's about the same, you have a little conscience!" Widow Liu walked up to me, took advantage of my inattention, pinched my buttocks, and muttered, "It's only been a while since I pinched my buttocks, why is my butt getting smaller?"

Ma De, I want to kick her. Every time this Widow Liu sees me, she always tries to make fun of me, which makes me feel scared from the bottom of my heart when I see her. I asked her to cook for funerals several times. If you avoid her, you are afraid of being molested by her.

"Aunt Liu, this is the mourning hall!" I took a few steps back.

Widow Liu glanced at me and my crotch, smirked, and said, "Auntie knows this is a mourning hall. If it's not a mourning hall, how can I see you?"

As he spoke, he stepped forward again.I couldn't wait to slap myself, and called Widow Liu to cook. Isn't this embarrassing myself, but at this moment I stammered and walked in with Yu Qian.

"Ninth brother, who is this person?" Stammer walked to my side and asked.

"People from my village, come here to help cook!" As I said that, I introduced them to each other.

After listening to my introduction, Widow Liu slapped her palm on her thigh, and said thoughtfully: "No wonder you don't want to see my aunt so little. It turns out that you are next to a rich man's daughter. It's not your fault." , Sister Jia looks really good-looking."

"Auntie, Chen Jiu and I just met yesterday." Yu Qian straightened her expression and explained.

"Okay, don't care about your young people. Let's talk about business. While the daughter of the Lord's family is here, some things must be settled first. It is unlucky to cook at a funeral in the first lunar month. You have to pack red envelopes. Every day They have to pack one, and a pack of cigarettes." Widow Liu said.

"That's right! Jiuyazi, if you don't pay homage to the New Year, we will cook rice here, and the red envelopes are the key points of your envelopes. Don't spoil our year's prize." Another woman echoed: "Don't say that aunts love red envelopes, This is the first prize of the year, and the aunts have nothing to do."

"What are you talking about? This red envelope must be given, and more will be given!" As I spoke, I found some red envelope paper. I didn't have any money with me, so I asked Yu Qian to put some money in. She I looked at me suspiciously, took out my wallet, stuffed 200 yuan in each red envelope, and handed them a few.

A few of them took the red envelope, didn't say anything, and asked me where I planned to put the stove?How many people are cooking, how big is the table, whether to rent or buy tables, chairs, bowls and chopsticks.

Regarding these problems, I have a headache to death, and I am most afraid of such trivial matters, so let them wait a while, and I will make a call first.

I took out my mobile phone and called Lang Gao. The first thing I said was, "Director Lang! I have to ask you for help again. This funeral still lacks an intellect in charge."

"No time, the county leaders are all in the town, I need to accompany them." Lang Gao ruthlessly refused me.

"It's the first lunar month, just let those county leaders stay at the police station. You can spare a few days to come out and save the younger brother. In terms of salary, as long as you open the exit, I can afford it." No matter what Lang Gao said, I I am determined to invite him here. After all, my backstage is 100 million banknotes, so I speak with confidence.

"Chen Baxian, do you think the funeral is more important, or being with the leader is more important? Let's not talk about it, the county leader asked me to type a card."

"Five days, a salary of 1 yuan, which is equivalent to half a year's salary when you work as a director, think about it!" I said urgently.

"How much?" Lang Gao froze for a moment.

"2000 yuan a day, a total of five days, I will pay you 1 yuan, and the red envelope will be calculated separately. You only need to take care of things for me, and let me handle all other things, even if it is the affairs of the master's family. It’s also covered, you just need to be a good friend.”

"If something goes wrong, the master will blame it, and you will bear it alone?"

"Yes, the daughter of the master's family is right next to me. I can ask her to testify, and I can even ask her to greet the county leaders. You just need to come over and take care of things. Director Lang, this is 1 yuan, and it doesn't matter. You don't need to do it, just use your words, this kind of opportunity is rare in ten years, you have to think carefully!" I just wanted to invite Lang Gao over, and I didn't care about other things, there is no good one in a funeral. Zhike, those trivial matters can make people overwhelmed.

(End of this chapter)