My master is invincible

Chapter 171 Yang Coffin (24)

Lang Gao was stunned on the other end of the phone for a while, and said, "Okay, I'll come right away, remember to ask Boss Yu to call the county leader."

Seeing that Lang Gao agreed to come down, I let out a sigh of relief. As long as he is there, I will be much more relaxed after a funeral.There is another very important reason, Gao Lao went to Liu Kai to borrow someone, and Lang Gao, the director of the police station, was there, and those people involved in this funeral did not dare to mess things up.As for the salary of 1 yuan, is the funeral expenses of 100 million yuan less than 1 yuan?
After waiting for seven or eight minutes, Lang Gao came in casual clothes. I gave him all the widow Liu and several women, and asked them to go out to discuss things and not disturb the deceased in the mourning hall.

Later, I discussed with Yu Qian about the filial sons and grandsons needed in the funeral. My request was very simple. Boss Yu could not appear at the funeral, otherwise it would deepen the resentment of the deceased, and he did not want to leave the world after the funeral.

As for the filial son and filial grandson, I plan to let Yu Qian and her younger brother be in charge, because they are the direct relatives of the deceased Zhenzong, and there will never be any problems.

Yu Qian was either very disgusted with this request, or asked her younger brother to be a filial grandson, which was quite critical.She said that her younger brother was only five years old, too young and ignorant, and unable to keep up with physical exertion.

I thought about it, and what she said made sense.However, the question of filial sons and grandsons must be handled by the first-line relatives, and the next relatives must not be allowed. I have thought about finding one of the deceased's group of cadres and daughters to be in charge.

However, the deceased has descendants, and it is not good for the master's family to let the relatives be filial sons and grandsons.Although Boss Yu is a beast.However, Yu Qian and her mother are still good, not to mention her mother gave me a sense of kinship, we can't kill a family with a stick, right?
After thinking about it for a long time, I finally decided that during the ceremony, Yu Qian would hold her younger brother, and her younger brother would hold the deceased's photo and birth date and other things.

After discussing the issue of filial sons and grandsons, Yu Qian glanced into the coffin and asked me: "Chen Jiu, I heard people in Hong Kong say that the deceased must close their eyes. Isn't it good for grandma to open them like this? Is there any way to make them open?" Her eyes closed?"

"Glue it up," I said.

"Are there any side effects?" she asked.

I shook my head and said, "Probably not. I have done this before, and it will have no effect on future generations."

"Then you stick it together with glue and let grandma die in peace!" Her voice was a bit bitter.

I nodded in agreement, and asked Stutter to lift the dead man's head slightly, then took out some glue and dripped some, and then pressed the dead man's eyelids down.

I don't know what's going on, I just let go of the dead man's eyes, and the dead man's eyes opened again. I thought the glue had expired, so I put two drops on my finger, pressed it lightly, and it was very sticky. It took a lot of effort to separate the fingers.

Seeing this situation, Yu Qian was startled. She squeaked for a long time and couldn't speak. Instead, she stammered and asked me, "Brother Nine, the glue can't even stick on. Would you like to leave the world?"

I thought for a while and said, "Let's put it this way! There is another possibility. The deceased wanted to see his own funeral with his own eyes. I hope it's the latter. If it's the former, there will be a lot of strange things about this funeral. Stammering, You are a newcomer, so it is best not to get involved in this funeral, if you are short of money, I can lend it to you first, and then return it to me when you have money."

He stammered and shook his head, and said only three words, "I'm not afraid!" After speaking, he stood beside me and told me his determination with actions.

She gave a wry smile, ignored him, and said to Yu Qian: "Miss Yu, since the deceased is unwilling to close her eyes, in my opinion, let her open them. If your performance at the funeral satisfies the deceased, maybe The dead will close their eyes. Whether you can close your eyes is up to you, those of us who do funerals can only do our best to be as thorough as possible."

She nodded slightly, and walked out of the mourning hall, presumably to bring her brother to the mourning hall.

Jieba and I were in the mourning hall. We first arranged the appearance of the deceased, and then put the deceased's body in the coffin. I was worried that there would be another accident, so I asked Jieba to go to the town to borrow a butcher's knife and put it on the deceased's chest.

After finishing these, I lit a longevity lamp around the coffin, moved a table of eight immortals and placed it in front of the coffin, on which were placed three animals, a bamboo tube of glutinous rice, and pictures of the deceased, and then the two of them put the coffin lid on the coffin.

The lid of the coffin was very heavy, weighing about two hundred catties. What I didn't expect was that the stammering strength was terrible, and one person could carry two hundred catties.In his words, he has great strength since he was a child, especially the strength of his arms, which is comparable to that of a unicorn. It is precisely his words that gave him another nickname, unicorn arm.

After finishing the coffin cover, I found a piece of white paper to cover the face of the deceased. I was afraid that the previous situation would happen again, so I poured some glue on the white paper. Fortunately, this time the white paper lay quietly on the face of the deceased. up, and did not slip.

It was more than nine o'clock in the morning when all this was done, although this funeral was the most solemn funeral in the history of our town.However, due to the relationship of the first month, not many people came to watch.

Seeing that the mourning hall was a little deserted, and the band didn’t come so early, I found a DVD and a speaker, and asked Stutter to tie the speaker to the right side of the entrance of the mourning hall. I originally planned to play mourning music, but considering it was the first month, it was not easy to damage the town. For the atmosphere of those people's New Year's Eve, a particularly popular disco disc was put on the DVD. The explosive music spread out with the speakers, filling the surroundings of the mourning hall, making the originally deserted mourning hall lively in an instant.

After finishing these things, we sat down at the table of the Eight Immortals and chatted about stuttering life experience.

He told me that he was the only child in the family, and he spoke like a normal person when he was a child. He had a high fever at the age of six, and he stuttered because he was not sent to the hospital for treatment in time due to financial reasons.The hospital's explanation was that the high fever burned the body's speech organs.

Because he stuttered, he was often bullied when he was studying. He dropped out of school before graduating from elementary school and stayed at home to help his parents herd cattle and hunt fish and weeds. When he was 14 years old, his parents entrusted someone to take him to the south of Guangzhou to move bricks on the construction site. After a year of hard work, the construction site stopped working and the boss ran away overnight. Guangzhou train tickets.

The person who took him south to Guangzhou blamed him entirely, saying that he was a broom star, and it was because of him that the construction site was closed and wages could not be paid.

Later, he went south to Guangzhou alone several times, entered the factory, swept the floor, and rubbed people's backs in the bathroom.Every time either the boss ran away or the factory closed down, the worst thing was when he was a sanitation worker, the foreman was corrupt, he was arrested and squatted in the police station for half a month, the reason was that he was in league with the foreman. I don't know, I squatted like this for half a month.

Later, he was completely disappointed in going south to Guangzhou, so he stayed at home all the time. When building a new house in the countryside, he would help people pick some bricks to earn living expenses. Until his mother suffered from liver ascites and needed a lot of money to treat it, he started again. Looking for a job everywhere, bumping into walls everywhere, no one is willing to ask him at all, that's how I met.

(End of this chapter)