My master is invincible

Chapter 201 The Yang Coffin (addition for Master Xiaojun Qi)

At this moment, there was a faint sound of firecrackers, and I was stunned for a moment. It should be that the dragon is coming, so I said something to Stutter, ready to pick up the dragon.

After finishing speaking, I found a cattail fan. According to the funeral customs here, it is the master's job to pick up the dragon, and the current master is Ada, and he invited the dragon. If Ada is asked to pick it up again, I didn't follow the rules in etiquette, so I had to reluctantly go to Solitaire.

As for why the word reluctance is used, it is embarrassing to say that the person who plays the dragon needs to hold a cattail fan and dance a dance, and cooperate with the person who holds the "Dragon Ball" at the front of the dragon team. If he is satisfied, he will hand over the 'Dragon Ball' to the Solitaire.Then, the solitaire person holds the dragon ball in his left hand and the cattail leaf fan in his right hand, leading the dragon team to turn 108 times in the mourning hall, and finally put the "dragon ball" beside the deceased.

In the words of our Eight Immortals, the dance that needs to be danced is called the Minglong Dance, but to outsiders, this dance is Yangko twisting. The worst thing is that the person holding the dragon ball makes things difficult. Sometimes for the sake of the atmosphere, the person holding the dragon ball Often make some very excessive demands.

Thinking of this, I came up with the idea of ​​stuttering, and said to him: "Stuttering, I will yell for you, you go to pick up the dragon!"

"Ninth brother, I have a stomachache, and I yelled to go to the bathroom." Stuttering like seeing a plague god, he took a few steps back.

Seeing his reaction, my heart became ruthless, Ma De, I had to go all out, so I had no choice but to pin my hopes on the man holding the dragon ball, hoping he would not make excessive demands.

Just when I was in a daze, the dragon team appeared. From a distance, it looked like a long dragon hovering in mid-air, imposing and lifelike.

Seeing this situation, I stammered in greeting, "I will invite the dragon to enter the mourning hall later, and you must remember to yell, even if the sky falls, you must not forget to yell, although it is only a yell, it can determine the fate of the deceased in the next life. If you make a mistake, we will lose our virtue."

He nodded, reassuring that nothing would go wrong.

Hearing his assurance, I felt relieved, took the cattail leaf fan, and walked towards the dragon team bravely.

When I came to the dragon team, I was 'scared' by the scene in front of me. I saw that the dragon was more than a kilometer long, and the dragon's head was made of copper. One hundred catties, one person definitely can't dance, it's worth the money, this is the first thought in my mind.

Standing in front of the dragon is a man wearing a smiling doll face, holding a cattail fan in his right hand and a wooden stick in his left with a golden dragon ball on it.

I turned my head and gave Fatty Guo a look, signaling him to set off firecrackers and fireworks. I don't know if Fatty Guo was in a hurry to watch the dragon dance, so he lit all the firecrackers and fireworks all at once.

Suddenly, a burst of firecrackers sounded, and the Taoist priests in the mourning hall also used their methods to join in the fun, beating gongs and suonas.

In just a moment, the whole scene can only be described by one sentence from Song Dandan's sketch. The scene was really full of gongs and drums, firecrackers, and crowds of people.

At this moment, the person standing in front of the dragon moved. He held up the "Dragon Ball" and waved it in the air, and the dragon's head also swayed. Then, the dragon's body appeared in various postures, one after another Fu, at this moment, the onlookers applauded and shouted 'yes'.

The man danced for about seven or eight minutes, walked up to me, jumped up without saying a word.

Ma De, according to the custom, I need to learn from his movements, and I don't know if that person deliberately made things difficult for me. It's not a big deal for him to twist his butt there, so he turned his butt towards the onlookers people.

I can't wait to take a few steps forward, open that face, and see who is playing tricks on me. Due to customs, I don't dare to say anything, so I have to bite the bullet and imitate his movements.

I just twisted my buttocks a few times, and there was a lot of laughter around me. Many people with low laughs even made their stomachs hurt from laughing. They squatted on the ground, covered their stomachs with one hand, and slapped the ground with the other, laughing loudly. I know if I will be smashed by them.

The man seemed to have no intention of letting me go, and he did some funny moves. I followed him a few times, and then danced a dark dragon dance. During this period, the applause and laughter of the crowd kept coming Never broke.

After doing this, I thought that person would give me the 'Dragon Ball', but I didn't know, he started to make things difficult for me again.

He stared at me for a while, and said: "Chen Baxian, since you come to pick up the dragon, what about the red envelope?" The voice was a little low, as if he was speaking in a low voice, and he was familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was.

I took out the 118 red envelopes I had prepared in advance and handed them over, saying: "Here are 118 red envelopes, and I will send them out one by one. Time does not allow, please forgive me."

The reason why I say this is because the custom here is that the player of Solitaire must personally hand over the red envelope to the helmsman.However, if you waste too much time in the morning, if you waste time on this, you will definitely not be able to complete the following links, and you may offend the deceased.

The man nodded, took the red envelope, said a lot of auspicious words, and started to make things difficult, he said: "Solitaire picks the dragon's head, a good omen for life, Solitaire picks up the dragon's body, peace and wealth are deep, Solitaire picks up the dragon's tail, an official sits in a high position, Solitaire Solitaire Ball, quickly call yourself a pig."

Hearing this, I cursed in my heart, damn, who is the leader, fuck, play me like this, let me know who it is, I have to slap him a few times, and 'humiliate' in public I.

In order to get the dragon ball in his hand, I had no choice but to lower my face, and shouted to those onlookers, "I'm a pig."

After shouting this, I was so embarrassed that I died, and I kept saying to myself: "This is how funerals are. In order to cheer up the atmosphere and entertain the public, I will inevitably do some indecent things. My purpose of doing this is to let the deceased go away." It's bustling, and it's going smoothly."

Who would have known that, before those onlookers could laugh, they heard Fatty Guo's ear-piercing laughter, and turned around to see that he and Jieba were standing not far away, with one hand on Jieba's shoulder and the other covering his stomach, and said with a smile: "I'm dying of laughter. I've been with Brother Jiu for so many years. It's the first time I saw Brother Jiu being treated so badly. The man took off his mask. I must treat him to a meal. It's so relieved."

When he said this, the fat man was intermittent, and he almost couldn't catch his breath from laughing.Seeing my eyes glance over, he immediately shut his mouth, wanting to laugh but not daring to laugh, that expression is really wonderful.

The whole scene lasted about three to four minutes of laughter, and many people burst into tears. However, that person did not let me go, and he started to make things difficult for me again.

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