My master is invincible

Chapter 202 Yang Coffin (55)

"Chen Baxian, come and listen to the sound of chuang, you need to match your expression, otherwise, this dragon ball will not be handed over to you." The man laughed.

A black line flashed on my forehead, what the hell, it's getting more and more excessive, if it's not for the sake of the funeral, I want to slap him, slap him with big ears.

"It's almost 2:[-], and there won't be enough time for the ceremony if the disturbance continues." I found a reason that I thought was good.

The man took out his mobile phone to check the time, bowed his head and thought for a while, fortunately, he didn't continue to make things difficult, but said with a smile: "I'll let you off this time!"

I breathed a sigh of relief in my heart, if he forced me to howl, I would lose face to my grandma's house this time.Sometimes I have to say a word. In terms of funerals, there are loopholes in many rituals, such as handing over dragon balls.

However, the funeral customs in rural areas are like this. Cry where you should cry, and laugh where you should laugh. Only in this way can it be considered a perfect funeral.

After speaking, he raised the dragon ball in his hand and danced in the air a few times, and I followed his movements and danced a few times.

Afterwards, he handed the dragon ball to me, took off his face, revealed a very familiar face, and gave me a smirk, I almost went up to beat him, considering his identity, I gave up this idea.

I glared at him angrily: "Director Liu Qi Liu, you make things difficult for me, do your parents know?"

He smiled and said, "Haha...it's no wonder I'm here. If someone else came to deliver the dragon, it might be worse than me."

What he said was not unreasonable. I saw a funeral when I was studying. The person who delivered the dragon asked the person who picked up the dragon to drink urine.In the end, he was forced to do nothing, and the person in Solitaire drank half a pot of urine in a daze.

I chatted with him casually and asked him why he came to participate in this funeral. He said that there was nothing to do in the first month, and he heard that there were dragons in Dongxing Town and there was no helmsman, so he came to join in the fun.

In this regard, I was also drunk, and I didn't say anything to him, so I let him rest aside. Holding the dragon ball in my left hand and the cattail fan in my right hand, I led the dragon team towards the mourning hall.

Arriving at the gate of the mourning hall, stuttering happened to come over, shouted "Longlin", and Fatty Guo lit a firecracker.

After the sound of firecrackers stopped, I led the dragon team into the mourning hall and turned around the coffin.To be honest, the mourning hall is huge, but it is absolutely impossible to accommodate a thousand-meter-long dragon.Therefore, it became extremely difficult for the dragon to circle the coffin.

It took half an hour, only seven laps, and it was almost 3 o'clock in the afternoon. It was definitely impossible to complete 108 laps. In the end, I had to reduce the 108 laps to 9 laps, which means ninety-five The honor of the deceased symbolizes that the deceased will become a dragon and a phoenix in the next life, which is also considered a lucky start.

After turning nine times, I took the dragon ball and made three bows to the coffin, burned some yellow paper, took off the dragon ball, and placed it beside the deceased.

Some things are really strange. Just as the dragon balls were put into the coffin, the eyes of the deceased closed without warning.

After finishing these things, he was about to start the session of "Building Merit from the Back". Ada came over, with a sullen face, and said, "Chen Baxian, how can we hold a funeral like this? I asked Long to give my aunt a lively funeral. The original 108 laps will be reduced 9 laps, this is the face of my mother's family, you must not do this."

The meaning of his words is very clear in my heart. In funerals, in order to show respect and filial piety to the deceased, the natal family often makes some requests.

I glanced at him, took out my phone, showed him the time, and said, "It's already 3:20 for nine laps, and if we finish 108 laps, it will take around 10:[-] p.m., and other ceremonies will not be held." Yet?"

He froze for a moment, and said in a deep voice, "If you don't turn 108 times, you should at least turn 49 times [-] times, right? If you only turn [-] times, my aunt will blame me and attract gossip from others."

I can understand his mood, this is not to say that Ada is deliberately making things difficult, but as a natal family invites the dragon, I definitely hope that the dragon will circle the coffin 108 times, because this represents the face of the natal family, and it is the natal family's respect for the deceased. A filial piety.

So, I showed an apologetic expression, and said embarrassingly: "It's fine if you want it, you don't need to care so much about other things. You see, I just put the dragon ball in the coffin, and the eyes of the deceased were closed. This means that the deceased has accepted it. Your filial piety." I pointed to the inside of the coffin.

He looked along where my finger was pointing, he was startled for a moment, then he knelt down on both legs and shouted loudly: "Auntie, you didn't enjoy the filial piety of my nephew when you were alive, so my nephew can only ask Long to do his best for you." filial piety."

After he finished speaking, he kowtowed to the ground, and I handed him three pillars of incense and some yellow paper to burn in front of the coffin.

At this point, the ceremony of inviting the dragon is completed, and the next step is to make meritorious deeds from the back. The so-called meritorious deeds from the back refers to carrying the "shadow" of the deceased on his back and turning around 180 times in the execution ground, so that the deceased can protect future generations . (Shadow: As explained above, a scarecrow wearing the clothes of the deceased.)
There is also another way of saying that this ceremony of making meritorious deeds from behind is actually an opportunity for the dead to take revenge, similar to the first seven soul nights.However, because there is no basis for this statement, most people on our side do not believe it.

I first found Stutter and Fatty Guo, and asked them to get rid of the shadow of the deceased. Then, I called Ada, Hu Qin, Yu Qian, and Yu Jianhao to the left side of the mourning hall to discuss who should be "shadowed". (The first sound of reciting here is the shadow of the dead man.)
According to normal funerals, the person in the back is the eldest son, and the photo of the deceased is the eldest grandson.But the current situation is so special that I don't know how to do it at all, because Ah Da has two layers of identities, one is from her natal family, and the other is from the main family.

However, Hu Qin's party is the deceased's direct relative, so there will definitely be opinions.This back view is different from other rituals. It has been circulated here that whoever back view represents who the deceased will kiss will bless him.So on our side, brothers often fight because of the back view, and even tear their skins apart, cutting off the brotherhood. This shows that this back view is valued more on our side.

I stared at A Da and Hu Qin's family of three, and said straight to the point: "Which of you will show your back?"

Ah Da was silent and did not speak, and the three members of Hu Qin's family were also silent.

After about a minute of silence, Hu Qin spoke first, and she said: "Cousin, I heard from my mother-in-law in Hong Kong about the rear view, that only real relatives can carry it. My man has been arrested now. In my opinion, You are from your natal family, so let my family Jianhao come from behind, after all, he is the eldest grandson of my mother-in-law, and my mother-in-law also loves him very much."

"No!" Ah Da said in a firm tone, "If that bastard Yu Qingsheng strangled my aunt, if his son is allowed to back up again, where will my family be? I would rather find an outsider to back up than let him Anyone in your family's back. God knows, whether you will use your back to gather money, and to be blunt, I am very disappointed in your family and don't trust you anymore. "

(End of this chapter)