My master is invincible

Chapter 208 Yang Coffin (61)

After waiting in the mourning hall for about 20 minutes, Ah Da, Guo Fatty and Stutter walked in. I was a little puzzled, so I asked them how they got together.

Fatty Guo walked up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said, "On the way, I met Brother A who was buying dried loquats, so we came back together."

I nodded and asked him again, "How are Hu Qin and Yu Qian doing?"

He looked distressed, glanced at the coffin, and said: "I had a major examination in the hospital. The doctor said that there is no problem with the body, and it is not easy to prescribe the medicine. I can only hang the mother and daughter with oxygen cylinders and stay in the hospital for observation. Follow-up don't know yet."

Hearing what he said, I smiled wryly. It's strange that the hospital can detect the problem. Some things are so strange. If a capable Taoist priest looks at it, maybe he can see the way.

Afterwards, we exchanged a few words, asked Ah Da to take the four season fruit, walked to the coffin, and glanced at the deceased. She looked more and more like a living person, her complexion was more ruddy than before, and I poked the place, bleeding a little A strange liquid, dark green, with a faint fragrance.

"Ninth brother, what's going on? I have carried many coffins with you, and I have never encountered such a situation." Fatty Guo asked in a trill.

"The yang qi is too heavy, washing away the yin qi of the deceased. On the surface, the deceased looks ruddy, but in fact he is suffering in the underworld. The person who built this coffin is really heartless. Sooner or later, he will be struck by lightning. "I explained to Fatty Guo that the Four Seasons Fruits should be placed in the coffin's east, south, west, and north directions.

As Sijiguo was put into the coffin, the face of the deceased suddenly changed. Fatty Guo trembled with fright. He grabbed my arm, pointed at the deceased, and said, "These four things are very common. How could they become like this?" His teeth chattered as he spoke.

I followed his finger to look, not to mention Fatty Guo, even I was shocked.I saw that the face of the deceased changed like a living person, showing four expressions of joy, anger, sorrow, and joy. The most terrifying thing was that the deceased was lying in the coffin, and the corner of his mouth moved, showing a smile.

"Ninth brother, you are talking, how could you be like this!" Fatty Guo shook my arm.

"It's hard to explain this kind of thing. It should be that Yang Qi has reached saturation, causing some abnormalities in the body organs of the deceased, a bit similar to the zombies in the movie." I explained.

"Will it jump out?" Fatty Guo lost his voice.

I glared at him, and said angrily, "Have you watched too many movies? If there were zombies, would you still be alive? Using this kind of yang coffin to hold a corpse, at most, the facial expression changes, let alone standing up , it is impossible to even move a finger. The change of facial expression is like an empty plastic bag. If you keep pouring water into it, the shape of the plastic bag will change. The change of facial expression of the deceased is the same as this. There is a reason."

"No, really as you said, why did the deceased just show an expression of joy, anger, sorrow and joy?" Stuttered aside.

"It's a coincidence! Some things don't have to be explained. As the Eight Immortals, we can only speculate on the meaning of the deceased. It's a kind of respect!" I replied lightly.

There are too many strange things in this world, and not everything has an explanation, just like a person who has been dead for four days, her facial expression changes like a living person.In the words of our Eight Immortals, the Yang coffin was broken.In terms of metaphysics, this situation is a prelude to the death of the dead, and the dead will become zombies. To explain it with scientific knowledge is to list a lot of data, then list various possibilities, demonstrate them, and finally draw One result, nerve reflexes.

Hearing what I said, Fatty Guo and Stutter didn't ask any further questions. Instead, Ah Da came over and asked me: "Chen Baxian, after the Yang coffin is broken, should the funeral be carried out according to the normal ceremony, or should the funeral be stopped here?" , waiting to go up the mountain tomorrow?"

I thought about it for a while and said: "Let's talk about breaking the Yang coffin first! The Four Seasons Fruit is just the first step, and there are still some things to be done in the follow-up. I just hope that there will be no problems with breaking the Yang coffin. For the rest, let's see the time!" It must be carried up the mountain for burial before six o'clock tomorrow morning, otherwise things will change."

"Will it affect my aunt's next life?" Ada gave each of us a cigarette.

"As long as the Yang coffin is broken, it shouldn't have any effect!" I said uncertainly.

He gave an 'hmm' and knelt in front of the coffin to burn the yellow paper. I didn't bother him and kept staring at the changes in the coffin.

After waiting for about 3 minutes, I came to find a wooden stick, walked around the coffin a few times, held up the wooden stick and smashed it down on the coffin, cursing: "I will let you be golden, let you be the emperor! Don’t you know how big the trousers are and how big the shoes are, the pheasant flies like the bird, and kills people when it gets on the branches.”

This trick is called coffin breaking. In ancient times, gold represented the royal family. There is a saying that the imperial aura is to knock out the imperial aura on the coffin, so that the imperial aura will not hurt the deceased.After smashing it seven or eight times, the deceased's expression froze into a smile.

I exhaled a breath in my heart, and it seemed to have an effect, at least the deceased smiled.Follow the steps of the father, and the dragon frame should be tied at this time.However, considering that the deceased died unjustly, if he was carried out with a dragon rope now, something would definitely happen, which would be bad for the deceased in his next life.

So, I pushed back the step of tying the dragon rope a bit, thinking in my mind that after my father finished tying the dragon rope, he made nine holes in the rice cooker, which should imply that I made nine holes in the coffin.

If I am not mistaken, the nine holes represent two meanings, one is a symbol of auspiciousness, and the nine represents the ninety-five respects, hoping that the deceased will have a good birth in the next life; The yang energy in the coffin leaked out.

To be honest, things like yang qi, anger, yin qi, and turbid qi cannot be seen with the naked eye, and it is not even known whether these things really exist.However, some things must be done in a unique way, otherwise, some strange things will appear.

Even now, I still haven't figured out the meaning of my ancestors, so I can only follow the customs handed down by my ancestors. To put it bluntly, I just follow the gourd.

After making up my mind, I asked Fatty Guo to borrow a stove from the town, and found a steel bar that was one meter long and thick as a thumb, and sharpened one end of the steel bar with a grinder.Then put the pointed end of the steel bar on the stove and burn it red, planning to burn nine holes in the coffin.

When Fatty Guo saw me burning steel bars, he glanced at me contemptuously and said, "Ninth Brother, seeing you reminds me of a story."

"What story?" I asked suspiciously.

"Yugong Yishan." His tone was a little disdainful, and he said, "You have always been very smart in my heart, why Mao used such a stupid way to open up to the coffin with a percussion drill, and it took less than 3 minutes. Nine holes come out, you burn red steel bars to poke the holes, conservatively estimate it will take 8 hours, isn’t that what Yugong Yishan is?”

(End of this chapter)