My master is invincible

Chapter 209 Yang Coffin (62)

"You know what a P!" I glared at Fatty Guo, and said angrily, "Using a percussion drill to open up a few times on the coffin, nine small holes can be made in 3 minutes. But, what about the wood ash? Let it fall on the ground ?”

"Yes!" He nodded.

"Get out!" I scolded him and said, "The coffin of the deceased cannot drop things out. Once things fall out, the body of the deceased will have problems in the next life. In order to save a few hours, let the body of the deceased have problems in the next life? Such a vile thing, can we do it as the Eight Immortals?"

"Tch, it's true, if you poke the hole with a steel bar, the wood ash won't fall?" He seemed a little unconvinced.

"No, those wood ashes will only be scalded on the coffin by the red-hot steel bars. In this way, the hole will come out, and the wood ash will still be there. Our business, unlike other industries, can cut corners. We must be responsible for the dead in order to let the dead die. Go away with peace of mind." I preached to him.

After speaking, I ignored him and squatted next to the stove to burn steel bars.Seeing that I ignored him, Fatty Guo felt a little bored, walked to the left side of the mourning hall, took out his mobile phone and started playing, stuttering and sitting next to him in a daze, while Ah Da kept kneeling in front of the coffin

All of a sudden, the mourning hall fell silent. The rebar had been placed in the stove for [-] minutes, and the tip was faintly red. I was about to pick up the rebar to poke the hole when Ada stood up and walked over with a look on his face. Hesitant expression.

"What's wrong?" I asked him suspiciously.

"The day of opening the road was lively and lively, but now people are dying and sick, and the mourning hall is too deserted. I feel a little sorry, and I have an idea, and I don't know if it will work." Ada said.

"What idea?" I asked him.

"While you are poking holes in the coffin, I want to invite those Taoist priests back and let them recite the scriptures for my aunt, and then..." He froze for a moment, stared at Fatty Guo and Jieba for a while, stretched out his fingers Stuttering, he said, "Let this brother take your place, and lead me around the execution ground for a while, to comfort my aunt's spirit in heaven."

I thought about it for a while, and the mourning hall was indeed a little deserted. Boss Yu took out 100 million yuan, hoping to make the funeral a lively one. According to the current expenses, there are at least 50 yuan left. Now that something happened to his family, he can't He must spend most of his money to blackmail him. This kind of money cannot be earned randomly.

Moreover, the funeral is the last experience of the deceased in the underworld. If I make nine small holes in the coffin, I don’t think there will be much time to open the way, so I will carry it out for burial like this, and I will feel sorry for the deceased.Furthermore, there is still a small corpse in the mourning hall, so it is also a good thing for the Taoist priest to recite some scriptures.

However, I have another worry in my heart. The current Yang coffin has not been broken. If I rashly open the way, will something strange happen, I have no idea.

After thinking about it, I stood up, walked to the coffin, and glanced at the dead man. After a while, the dead man's complexion paled a lot, with a tinge of celery on his forehead, and he was recovering the dead man's appearance.

Seeing this scene, my heart became ruthless. The dead are the most important thing in everything. Even if something happens, as long as it is handled well, the problem should not be big.

So, I said to Ah Da, "Okay, I will do as you said. I will poke holes next to the coffin, and you will let the Taoist priest recite the scriptures, and then stammer will lead you around."

After finishing speaking, I dragged off the Taoist robe on my body, put it on for Jieba, and taught him how to turn around in the practice field.In fact, the method is very simple, just follow the steps of left three and right four.

The steps of three from the left and four on the right are the most common steps in funerals. Anyone who has seen the opening ceremony can almost remember it. It is worth mentioning that this step has been passed down from the Three Kingdoms period to the present without any change.

He stammered and nodded, put on his Taoist robe, and said, "I've seen the open road a few times, and that kind of pace is very familiar."

Later, I invited back those Taoist priests who were a little scared when they came to the mourning hall.However, seeing that we were all here, I bit the bullet and stayed, sitting at the Eight Immortals table in front of the coffin, reciting scriptures.

Immediately afterwards, stammering led Ah Da into the execution ground, making the originally calm funeral event more lively again.

Needless to say, stammering put on Taoist robes to open the way in the execution field, there is a little bit of posture.

After arranging all this, the pointed end of the steel bar was already red in the stove. I reached out to touch the other end, and it was a little hot. I found some straw to wrap it on, and then wrapped it with white linen on the straw. I reached out and touched it, and there was some residual heat. The temperature is right.

After finishing these, I am afraid that I will not be able to grasp the force, so I plan to poke a hole in the coffin lid first to get familiar with the force.

The poking hole is quite particular, especially the hole in the coffin lid must be in the center. I used a ruler to measure the size of the coffin lid. It is 1.4 meters long and [-] meters wide. (Note: Ordinary coffins are not as big)

After measuring the size, I marked the center of the coffin lid with chalk, and poked it down with a steel bar.The wood of the coffin is golden nanmu, which is no better than ordinary wood, and it is not very easy to poke.

Fortunately, the pointed end of the steel bar is still sharp, coupled with the hot red, just poked it, leaving a mark on the coffin lid.

After about forty times of poking in a row, a small hole appeared in the coffin lid, and the pointed end of the steel bar cooled down, so it was put into the stove again to bake for a while, and continued to poke when it was red hot.

It took an hour and a half to finally poke a small hole the size of a thumb in the coffin lid. The surrounding area of ​​the small hole seemed to have been roasted by fire, it was pitch black, and no trace of wood ash fell out.

During this period, Stuttering has been leading Ah Da to circle around the court. Fatty Guo has been playing with his mobile phone for thousands of years. What makes me angry is that this guy just plays with his mobile phone. When he is happy, he laughs out loud .

Taking advantage of the gap in which the rebar was placed on the stove to heat up, I walked up to Fatty Guo, slapped him on the shoulder, and said angrily: "Fatty, pay attention to the next occasion, this is the mourning hall, how much do you laugh here?" meaning."

"Ninth Brother, I didn't do it on purpose, but this woman's words are too funny." As he said, Fatty Guo handed me the phone.

I took the phone and looked at it, it was a QQ chat interface, and this guy was really talking about QQ.Sometimes, I really can't understand him, what's the point of chatting with strangers, can QQ still pop up a beautiful woman?
Suddenly, I saw the nickname on QQ, 'Boliang', which is the QQ nickname of the little nurse in the hospital.

Immediately, my face turned cold, and I said angrily, "I've told you several times that a man should be dignified, but the little nurse made you kneel in front of the public, and you still chat with her, do you want the dignity of a man? "

"No, brother nine, listen to me, this person is not Zhang Yuanyuan, but another person, they just use the same nickname." Fatty Guo explained hastily, grabbed the phone from my hand, and pulled out a photo. Said: "This is the master of QQ."

(End of this chapter)