My master is invincible

Chapter 2146 Patrol
Hearing what Lao Guan said, I thought about it for a while, "How about this, you go there with a tape measure, and if the distance does not exceed 22 meters, put those things on their graves, and if it exceeds, burn some yellow on the side of the road. Paper will do."

Without saying a word, Lao Guan nodded and said, "Okay!"

"By the way!" He seemed to have thought of something, and asked again, "Palace Master, do you want some white cloth?"

This question is very timely.

However, after thinking about it for a while, I don't think it's necessary.

This is not to say that Jiang Xiaoyan is not taken seriously, but there are two reasons. One is because many people died in Niutou Village and the village behind the mountain. Once the white cloth is used at this time, some bad things will be caused if one is not careful.

Another reason is that Jiang Xiaoyan has been dead for more than a period of time, and now all she has left is her bones. In other words, from a certain point of view, she has been buried a second time.

According to the rules, for the second burial, the white cloth must not be touched, only the red cloth can be hung.

Because of this reason, I didn't plan to touch the white cloth this time, so I said: "No need, just find some hemp rope and tie it around your waist. Besides, Lao Guan, after you arrive at Jiulongkou, you need to find a place for us Park the coffin."

He smiled and said: "Palace Master, don't worry about this, there is a special place for coffins at Jiulongkou. But, to reach Jiulongkou, we still need to rent a boat."

I looked towards Lao Tian, ​​and he nodded, "It is indeed necessary to rent a boat. From here to Jiulongkou, there is a river 100 meters wide."

I gave a wry smile and said, "I leave this matter to you."

Before Lao Tian could open his mouth, Lao Guan said, "Palace Master, I have the boat. If you need it, I will let my wife row it over."

Ok?
His wife?
I frowned, "Are there any other men in your family?"

He was startled, "Can't you use women?"

I smiled awkwardly, "It is indeed the case according to the custom."

He thought for a while, "Okay then, I'll ask my elder brother to bring the boat over. But, Palace Master, our custom here is to use women to row boats. It is said that women row boats to send women off. In the next life, there will be a Good background."

Ok?
Can't!
In general funerals, if you can get in touch with the dead, women are quite taboo, so I asked him: "Is there anything inappropriate for that woman after rowing?"

He thought about it for a while and said, "It seems that there is no such thing!"

"No, yes!" Lao Tian interjected from the side: "I remember that every time after delivering the dead, the women who rowed the boat would feel exhausted, and on the night of the dead's return, they would also have a high fever."

When I heard it, I guessed it was because of the women rowing, so I said, "Old Guan, let's ask your elder brother to row the boat!"

"it is good!"

He responded, and found another coffin bearer, and then got a snakeskin bag, filled some yellow paper, fragrance and some eggs.

After getting these things ready, the two of them flashed their flashlights and walked towards the entrance of the village.

After they left, Han Qiu asked me: "Palace Master, will they be in danger if they just go there in the middle of the night?"

I rolled his eyes at him and said, "Have you forgotten what our coffin-bearers do? It's nothing to walk around at night. If you don't have the courage, why are you still a coffin-bearer?"

"That's right, I think the Palace Master is right. Although we coffin bearers are ordinary peasants, we are all very courageous!" Lao Tian echoed on the sidelines.

At that moment, I gave up and said, "Okay, that's it for now. I believe Lao Guan and the others can handle this well, but our side is a bit tricky."

"Palace Master, you should be worried about standing the eggs. Don't worry, as long as you do what I said earlier, the eggs will definitely stand up." Old Tian said confidently.

Honestly, I don't believe it, but Lao Tian is a local.

Since the locals have spoken like this, it is natural for me as a foreigner to say nothing.

Besides, even if you say something, it's probably useless.

Ever since, Lao Tian and I began to discuss the arrangements for manpower to carry the coffin.After all, I'm not very familiar with the coffin bearers here, and I don't know everyone's physical strength.

As soon as the old Tian heard what I said, he said: "Master, let me arrange this. I am familiar with their physical strength and so on. However, I remember that you mentioned a Chinese zodiac that is incompatible , and now that the coffin is being lifted, do you still need to taboo on this?"

I thought about it for a while and said, "No need, now that the matter of Huang Pizi and gangue has been settled, there is no need to fiddle with other things."

Hearing what I said, he asked again: "Then is there anything special about the coffin-bearer this time?"

I glanced at Jiang Xiaoyan's coffin and said in a low voice: "It's all like this, what else should I be particular about? If I really want to be particular about it, then I should find a few coffin bearers with outstanding looks!"

It's a helpless thing for me to say this, after all, Jiang Xiaoyan is not married yet, all I can do is to find a few better-looking coffin bearers to send her on her last journey, which can be regarded as catering to this face-seeking society.

And that old Tian laughed when he heard what I said: "Palace Master, if you want to say that, I must participate in the coffin-lifting this time."

"Get out!" I glared at him. With his appearance, he looks like [-] million, which can be considered pretty good. Isn't this a trick for us coffin bearers?

That old Tian smiled awkwardly, and said: "Master, you are too vulgar. At my age, you don't care about your appearance, but your pocket."

In this regard, I was too lazy to talk to him, so I asked him to find seven more people, including Han Qiu, a total of eight people.

That old Tian hummed, but didn't leave. I asked him if there was anything else to do. He glanced at me and asked me: "Palace Master, you are very handsome, why don't you give Jiang Xiaoyan a ride."

I replied softly, "I have other things."

When he saw me say this, he didn't ask again.

Afterwards, I discussed with Han Qiu for a while. About half an hour later, Han Qiu, Lao Tian and I stood beside Jiang Xiaoyan's coffin. As for the other coffin bearers, they fell asleep, mainly because they were I'm so tired.

Standing in front of the coffin, I held a large bucket of tung oil in my hand, looked towards Lao Tian, ​​and asked him, "Should I just pour it on?"

He thought for a while, "When I saw other people making this kind of coffin, it seemed to be pouring from the head of the coffin to the end of the coffin. By the way, their feet seemed to be walking in a strange way."

I frowned, put down the tung oil, and asked him, "What's so strange?"

He pondered for a while, then said: "It seems to be walking toe to toe, every three steps, I have to jump, and I seem to be muttering something."

In an instant, my face sank.

It's a patrol!
Then Han Qiu saw that my face was not right, so he hurriedly asked: "Palace Master, is there a problem?"

(End of this chapter)