My master is invincible

Chapter 234 Eight Immortals Conference

"Huh?" I was a little puzzled, so I asked Lao Wang, "Then why did you ask me to go up and speak?"

"Jiuyazi, do you really don't know, or do you pretend to be ignorant? I heard from the town government that the mayor intends to let you lead the Eight Immortals of our town to continue to hold funerals in Dongxing Town. However, those officials in the county To put it bluntly, the Eight Immortals in our town tamper with the coffin, which can easily arouse the anger of the people, resulting in bloodshed, and even murder, affecting the stability of the town." Lao Wang explained to me.

Liu Weimin interjected from the side, saying: "Chen Baxian, it is said that the Eight Immortals' Fair is jointly held by the Eight Immortals from eight towns, but in fact the mayor of the town is behind it. His purpose is only one. The funeral of our Dongxing Town is a funeral for our own people." It can be done without the need for outsiders to come in. However, the most capable Eight Immortal in our town is you. But, you tampered with the coffin at the funeral, and let the Eight Immortals in other towns know, and they will take this matter in the county Make a topic and stop you from holding funerals in our town. In this way, people from other towns can come to our town to hold funerals. Our rural income is pitiful, and funerals have become sweets. So, you put red stickers on the coffin The issue of paper is why the town government in other towns makes such a big fuss."

"Jiuyazi, when the mayor asks you to go up and speak, you must handle the matter of pasting the red paper. Otherwise, the funeral in our town can only be done by outsiders. There are already several Eight Immortals, who are like those from other towns. The Eight Immortals have contacted." Lao Wang patted my shoulder.

I glanced at them. I always thought that the Eight Immortals Meeting was just an internal meeting of the Eight Immortals. I didn't expect that there were so many ways in it, let alone that the town government would participate.

However, the town government's worries are not unreasonable. Because of funerals, fights and homicides have happened several times in our town. The most serious one, the county sent a lot of police to calm down.

I nodded at them and didn't say a word. I involuntarily reached into my trouser pocket with my right hand and tightened the dagger inside.

Suddenly, the middle-aged man on the stage slapped the stage in front of him, and said angrily: "You Eight Immortals have completely forgotten the funeral rules handed down by our ancestors. You only think about how to make more money, and you don't care about it at all." The economic conditions of the host’s family are different from robbers. As the mayor of a town, I don’t know much about funeral customs, but I know that in the places under my jurisdiction, there must be no murders due to funerals. I propose , the funeral in our town is planned by Chen Baxian."

As he spoke, he waved to me and said, "Chen Baxian, come up and tell everyone."

As soon as he finished speaking, someone in the first row of the audience raised objections, "An Eight Immortal who tampers with the coffin is not qualified to hold a funeral. I suggest that the Eight Immortals from our Liuyang Town come here to hold the funeral."

"Your Eight Immortals from Liuyang Town are not good birds either. I suggest that our Eight Immortals from Liangshi Town come here to hold funerals."

"Mayor Lin and Mayor Wu, the funeral in our Dongxing Town should be resolved internally, and it's not up to the two of you to intervene!" the middle-aged man said coldly.

"Okay, it depends on how you Dongxing Town solves it. I only have one sentence. An Eight Immortal who is messing with the coffin has lost his professional ethics and is not worthy of a funeral. Once he is allowed to have a funeral, it will only lead to more cases. The county will never This kind of Eight Immortals will be allowed to hold funerals." Another voice sounded.

"Chen Baxian, come up here. Tell them about your funeral experience." The middle-aged man waved at me again, without mentioning the red paper at all, presumably to cover it up for me.

I nodded at him, stood up, walked to the stage, glanced in the auditorium, there was a dark group of people, and there were many ordinary people standing at the door, poking their heads in to watch the excitement.

To be honest, I was a little nervous and my palms were sweaty.He took a few deep breaths, calmed down, opened his mouth slowly, and said, "My name is Chen Jiu, from Aozi Village, Dongxing Town. I am 19 years old and a student who just graduated from school."

Speaking of this, there was a burst of sighing from the audience, but I didn't pay attention to it, and continued: "As a newcomer to the Eight Immortals, I am not qualified to speak nonsense here. I don't want to explain anything about the red paper on the coffin. Too much, it seems that I, Chen Jiu, are hypocritical. That was a mistake I made on the spur of the moment, and I took it on. I put red paper on the coffin, that is my fault, that is, I violated the professional ethics of the Eight Immortals, for this, I am willing to pay the price."

As I said that, I took out the dagger from my trouser pocket, put my left hand on the table, held up the dagger, and slashed at my thumb. The dagger was very sharp, but with just one blow, my thumb and palm were separated, and blood flowed out .

Soon, Yin Hong's blood stained the stage red, and there was an uproar in the audience, and there were many discussions. He stammered several times and wanted to rush to the stage, but he was stopped by Lao Wang and Liu Weimin.

The pain from the palm of my hand almost made me faint. I took a few deep breaths to calm myself down and said slowly: "As the Eight Immortals, I dare not say what I can do for this society. At least, I I can solve some difficult problems for ordinary people in funerals. At least, I can do funerals with my own heart. At least, I will not offend the dead for money. We Eight Immortals should put the dead first. The Eight Immortals should pay the price in blood."

After saying this, the audience fell silent, no one spoke, the whole auditorium was so quiet that a needle could be heard, the blood flowed more and more from the fingers, the blood dripped down the table and fell to the ground, making a 'tick, tick' Voice.

I don’t know if it’s because I lost too much blood or because I didn’t sleep last night. I was extremely tired and almost fell down several times. Fortunately, there was a table in front of me. I used my right elbow to line the table and leaned forward a little. Make yourself barely able to stand up.

At this moment, Chen Bapi, who was sitting in the second row, made a move. He first stood up, patted his palms, and said with a sneer: "What a trick, one finger for another person will be crazy for a lifetime, Chen Baxian, Don't you think it's too shameless?"

"Chen Papi, do you have a conscience? Then Liu Kai is crazy, and he has nothing to do with Brother Jiu. Don't forget, the red paper was torn before the funeral. He had an accident later, that is He usually does a lot of bad things, and he gets what he deserves." Stuttering suddenly got up, pointed at Chen Papi, and cursed angrily.

Because of his stuttering, he said this for a long time, but none of the Eight Immortals present was interrupted, and they all patiently listened to him. Chen Bapi wanted to interrupt several times, but was interrupted by the middle-aged man in the first row. The man stopped him with his eyes.

ps: There will be a new plot tomorrow, so Rong Xiaojiu will sort out his thoughts.

(End of this chapter)