My master is invincible

Chapter 235 Empty Coffin (1)

As soon as he finished his stuttering, Chen Papi couldn't wait to speak, and he said, "You stutterer knows what a fart, I have been in the industry for 15 years, and I know everything about funerals, if it wasn't for Chen Baxian who pasted red paper on the bottom of the coffin, that million-dollar funeral There will be no accident at all, and Liu Kai will not go crazy, the culprit of all this is Chen Baxian."

"Fuck, Chen Bapi, why are you so shameless? Why didn't you say that Liu Kai robbed the funeral? For that funeral, he locked Jiu Yazi and Gao Lao in the cowshed. It wasn't him who provoked trouble. Jiu Yazi could Paste red paper on the coffin?" Old Dynasty yelled at Chen Papi.

After finishing speaking, Lao Wang stood up, pointed to Liu Kai who was sitting in the wheelchair, and said, "He is crazy now, I didn't want to talk about his previous scandals, but now that Chen Papi is making a fuss about him, I will go all out." Just think about it, everyone, a student who just came out of school, one is the famous Black Immortal in Dongxing Town, and a student is threatened and beaten by a black Immortal, what will he use to resist? Will he fight against him regardless of his life? May I ask? , when you were young, who would have the guts? I couldn’t think of any other way except sticking red paper. Fortunately, before the funeral, the red paper was discovered and torn off, and Jiu Yazi was there Time has already been punished. Today, Jiu Yazi cut off his thumb to pay the price. As for what Chen Papi said, the chief culprit of this funeral is Jiu Yazi. We can invite the host of the funeral. Let the master speak a fair word, who is right and who is wrong, just ask and you will know."

After speaking, Old Wang sat down, crossed his hands in front of his chest, and stopped talking, but stared straight at Chen Papi.

Hearing what Old Wang said, Chen Papi scolded angrily: "You one-eyed dragon, Chen Baxian is led by you, so you can speak for him naturally, I don't want to argue with you, everyone look at your left hand side."

As he spoke, he pointed to the left side and said, "That's Liu Kai, and his wife is behind. They have five children. The oldest is in the third year of high school, and the youngest is still in the first year of junior high school. We are all ordinary people. , the reason why he became the Eight Immortals is nothing more than to make money to support his wife and children. He, Chen Jiu, actually made Liu Kai like this because of money, let me ask, what should this orphan and widow do?"

I watched Chen Papi talking eloquently on the stage, and my heart was full of doubts. Chen Papi and Liu Kai are the same kind, and they are both eight immortals with black hair. How did they become so eloquent today?He even played the sad card. Just as he was about to speak, Liu Weimin stood up and spoke.

He said: "Chen Baopi, the old class has a good saying, you can walk all over the world with reason, but you can't walk an inch without reason. I have been with Liu Kai for three years. Let alone, in these three years alone, he has made at least 50 million. His wife and children are naturally not a problem, if you don't believe me, I have Liu Kai's account book for three years."

Then, he took out a notebook, raised it into the air, and continued: "Secondly, this funeral is a fair competition. Chen Baxian stood out and became the successor of the funeral. Unconvinced, Liu Kai took Chen Baxian and Gao This led to so many incidents. Anyone with a discerning eye can see who is right and who is wrong. Of course, Chen Baxian is also at fault, and he should not have tampered with the coffin, but he has already received the punishment he deserved. , the red paper didn't work, we should look at it with a tolerant heart, who hasn't done a few wrong things when he's young?"

When he said this, the auditorium became lively, everyone was talking about Liu Weimin's words, but Chen Baopi glanced at Liu Weimin viciously, and cursed, "Traitor, I will make you pay the price sooner or later."

I quietly watched all the changes in front of me, my body was getting weaker and weaker, blood was continuously flowing out of my body, and the severed finger on the table was lying in a pool of blood, very seductive, as if I was mocking, but also seemed to be wary of myself.

The whole scene was lively for about ten minutes. Many Eight Immortals stood up and expressed their opinions. Among them, the Eight Immortals in our town were the main ones. Most of them exposed Liu Kai's various evil things in the past. Some Eight Immortals raised objections and were immediately refuted by the evidence went back.

To be honest, I am very moved. They came late earlier, not to discuss things like Lao Wang said, but to find evidence.Otherwise, how could there be so much evidence, especially the account book in Liu Weimin's hands, which became the focus of this Eight Immortals meeting.

Perhaps, those Eight Immortals from other towns still can't figure it out. An Eight Immortal who does funerals in the countryside can earn so much money in three years. Coupled with the criminal evidence listed by other Eight Immortals, they choose to believe that there is a reason for the incident.

In this way, the incident of pasting the red paper was uncovered, and I was sent to the hospital to be bandaged. Lao Wang said to send the finger to the county, but I refused.Cutting off the finger this time is not only an explanation to the Eight Immortals, but also a reminder to myself that no matter what happens in the future, I can't do anything disrespectful to the deceased.

I don't know what happened after the Eight Immortals Conference, but I do know that I became the leader of the Eight Immortals in Dongxing Town.

During my hospitalization, the mayor came to the hospital to find me once and asked me to set an approximate price for the funeral.Afterwards, I discussed with Lao Wang and Liu Weimin, and set three prices for the funeral in our town. The funeral fee for the small road cannot exceed 5800, the cost for the middle road cannot exceed 10000, and the cost for the main road cannot exceed 23800. To extort red envelopes from the main family, once the Eight Immortals violated it, the Eight Immortals of Dongxing Town would boycott it collectively.

This price is the result of a day and one night of discussion between me and Lao Wang. The funeral expenses are not high, and ordinary families can afford it, and we Eight Immortals can also make some money.The so-called small road, middle road, and big road are determined by the number of tables placed on the day when the road is opened. Three tables are small roads, five are middle roads, and seven are big roads.

For these three routes, the number of Eight Immortals and Taoist priests required will naturally increase with the number of tables, and the funeral expenses will naturally be more expensive. It is up to the host to decide which route to choose.

After discussing all this, I added a funeral for 1800 yuan at the back. This 1800 funeral is very simple, and the deceased can be carried up the mountain with just a break. This price is set for those poor families.

It is worth mentioning that these four prices are not just for the opening of the road, but for all the links of the funeral, including the coffin.

As soon as this price list came out, there was an uproar in our town. Everyone said that this is a price of conscience, and their evaluation of me was a little higher.Some old people were afraid of price changes, so they handed over the money to me in advance, saying that on the day of their death in the future, just let me go to the funeral.

I asked the old people why, and they all said the same thing. They all said that they have a little savings now, and they are afraid of being cheated by unfilial children. It is better to take advantage of the low price of funerals and put the money on our Eight Immortals. In the future, there will be funerals after death. .

ps: there will be more later

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