My master is invincible

Chapter 236 Empty Coffin (2)

I am also a little helpless for the old man's statement. It is said that the dragon has nine sons, each of which is different. In ancient times, there was a saying that the parents were sold and buried.But now, the old man has been reduced to handing over the coffin book to me, an outsider, and I don't know how the old man's children feel.

Of course, this is only a small number of elderly people. Most elderly people still believe that their children will organize a funeral for themselves.

I asked those old people why they believed in our Eight Immortals, and they said that the price of this funeral has the shadow of the town government, and they believed not only in our Eight Immortals, but also in the town government.

Thinking about it, the old man has experienced the baptism of war all his life, and he knows that peaceful times are hard-won, so he is naturally grateful to the town government.

For the next three days, I was recuperating in the hospital. To my surprise, on the second day of recuperating, the Eight Immortals involved in the funeral went to the hospital one after another.

This incident cast a shadow over the funerals of the first month, and many Eight Immortals are praying that no one will die in the first month.As the saying goes, the king of Hades wants people to die in the third watch, and who dares to keep them until dawn? It is not up to oneself to decide whether a person is going to die.In 2011, the fifth year after I joined the coffin bearer, I encountered another first month funeral, which was so outrageous that it even made the headlines of the local newspaper.

On the tenth day of the first lunar month, I was discharged from the hospital. My left thumb was wrapped in thick gauze. When I walked out of the hospital, I suddenly remembered that I hadn’t seen Fatty Guo for several days. I called him, but the phone was still turned off.

I was a little anxious, so I called his father, and a hearty voice came from the other end of the phone, saying: "Xiao Jiu, thank you so much, I didn't expect you to introduce such a gentle and virtuous guest to the little fat man." .”

I was taken aback, when did I match Fatty Guo, so I asked him, "Uncle Guo, what's going on?"

He smiled and said: "Three days ago, the little fat man brought a beautiful girl home and said that you introduced him to him. Xiao Jiu, let me thank you on the phone first. In the future, you will come County seat, I must treat you, a great benefactor, well."

Hearing what he said, I was even more confused, so I asked him, "What's the girl's name?"

He was slightly taken aback, and said, "Zhang Yuanyuan, what's wrong?"

After hearing this, I roughly understood what Fatty Guo meant. That guy was probably afraid that I would object to their being together, and it would be difficult to tell me clearly, so he acted out this scene secretly.I'm so fucking drunk, how long did Fatty Guo and Zhang Yuanyuan know each other, so he brought it home?
Immediately, I asked him what was going on.He said that three days ago, Fatty Guo took Zhang Yuanyuan home to meet his parents, and now he went to Zhang Yuanyuan's parents' house, but the specific circumstances are unclear.

After hearing this, I gave a wry smile and said, "Uncle Guo, ask Fatty Guo to call me when he comes back."

After I finished speaking, I hung up the phone and stood at the door of the hospital. I didn't know where to go for a while.

At this moment, he hurried over with a stuttering expression, smiled apologetically at me, and said, "Ninth brother, I heard that you were discharged from the hospital today, and you have some things to worry about at home, so you came a bit late, what are we going to do next? "

When he asked me this question, I was a little stunned. I’m sure I can’t go home, and I have nothing else to do right now. I thought about it for a while. There are still a few days before I leave Chun. I will take advantage of these few days to go to HY City to see Chen Tiannan. What happened to his wife.

Thinking of this, I said to him, "Go to Hengyang first, and in a few days, I will go to Quyang with Qingxuanzi to find Master Jiang. If it is convenient for you at home, you can go to Quyang with me."

He nodded and didn't say a word, just stood beside me, looking like he planned to follow me.

Afterwards, we went to Hengyang by bus, and Chen Tiannan's house was easy to find. At 3:[-] p.m., we had already appeared at Chen Tiannan's house.

His parents are very easy-going, unlike some rich people who are snobbish. They asked us about our health and asked about our current situation. We answered truthfully, and he didn't look down on us.

During this period, Chen Tiannan and his wife never showed up. I couldn't help it, so I asked his father where Chen Tiannan was.

He said, "Go to my mother-in-law's house to pay New Year's greetings, and I won't be back until a few days later."

Hearing what he said, I chattered a few words casually, and didn't stay at his house for long, so I went to a nearby hotel to stay in a stammer, one was to wait for Chen Tiannan, and the other was to have fun in Hengyang.After all, I have been growing up in the countryside, and the farthest place I have been to is the county. This city of HY is the first time I have seen a city, so I am somewhat curious.

After playing in Hengyang for a few days, Chen Tiannan didn't know what was going on, and he never came back. Spring was about to begin, so I didn't wait any longer, and left a sentence for his father, "Children and grandchildren have their own blessings, don't let it go." Too much pressure will only backfire, so I went to the train station and bought three train tickets from Hengyang to Quyang the next day.

The third train ticket was bought for Daoist Qingxuanzi. When my family moved the grave last year, he repeatedly emphasized that he asked me to go to Quyang with him, so I bought the train ticket for him first.

After buying the ticket, I called Qingxuanzi and told him that the ticket was at 3:50 pm tomorrow, and we agreed to meet at the west gate of the train station tomorrow.

The next day, Stutter and I got up early in the morning. We had nothing to do in the hotel, and the consumption was so high that a lunch box cost more than ten yuan, so we went directly to the west gate of the train station.

I'm similar to stuttering, I didn't put much effort into it, I waited for someone, I wouldn't be like Guo Fatty and Chen Tiannan who couldn't stand their temper and went to Internet cafes to play games to kill time.

When we stayed at the train station until one noon, Qingxuanzi appeared in front of us in a blue robe. He looked at us a few times, smiled, and said, "I haven't seen you for a few days, but your reputation is getting bigger and bigger. I didn't expect to have the honor to share a train with our famous Chen Baxian from Dongxing Town today."

I smiled awkwardly, and said, "Don't blame the boy, compared to you, the boy is at best a new apprentice."

"Haha, let's stop flattering each other, who is this?" He pointed to the stammer next to me and asked.

After finishing speaking, his expression froze, he stared at his stuttering face for a while, then pinched his fingers to make calculations, and said in a voiceless voice: "Little brother, you are destined to be short of money, but this face is a person with money. Xiang Chong, you should not be a normal person, but I have looked all over you and found nothing abnormal about you, so your life may not be long!"

Hearing what he said, I was stunned for a moment, and immediately asked him: "Is he stuttering, is it abnormal?"

After I finished speaking, I asked Stammer to say something, and he said, "Dao... Dao... Taoist, good!"

Not knowing what's going on, Qingxuanzi's face changed suddenly after hearing this, and he grabbed his stuttering hand.

(End of this chapter)