My master is invincible

Chapter 388 Seal Seven (16)

After rubbing it for about ten times, not only did the smell not disappear, but it became more and more serious, Ma De, what's going on?

I put a little bit of Laihazi on my hand, put it in front of my nose and smelled it, it almost made me faint, it stinks to death, heavier than the smell of corpse water.

"Ninth brother, why are you standing there? Waiting for you to perform the ceremony?" Stammer saw me standing there, and pushed me.

"It's okay!" I replied, threw the yellow paper on the ground, shook the clothes, and planned to mess with the clothes afterwards.

Afterwards, I adjusted the deceased's clothes and appearance, and then found a small bench and placed it at the deceased's feet.

At this time, he stammered and said, "Ninth Brother, I didn't see you let the deceased sit on a wooden chair or put a small bench under the deceased's feet before encoffining. What is this now?"

I thought for a while, and said: "The deceased was on the third floor when he was dying. To use our insider words, he didn't touch the ground. This wooden chair is equivalent to a bed, which in a sense allows the deceased to die again. This small bench has two meanings in it, one is to let the deceased get a little bit of wood, and blend with the coffin, which is convenient for encoffining, and the other is to imply that the deceased will go to a higher level in the next life."

As I said that, I untied the red rope from the wooden chair, tied it to the middle finger of the deceased's left hand, and then straightened it with the finger of the deceased, pointing to the west.

"Brother Nine!" Stuttering was about to speak, I quickly stopped, and I knew he wanted to ask why, so I said, "I tied the dead body with a red string, because I was afraid that the dead body would be snatched by wild ghosts when it was placed on the wooden chair." , the kerosene lamp under the wooden chair is used to illuminate the deceased from the room to the main room."

"Lighting?" Stuttered.

I nodded and said, "It is said that the underworld is completely dark no matter it is day or night, so naturally it needs something to illuminate."

After finishing speaking, I stood up, walked to the dead, bowed three times to the dead, and then three times against the west, while burning the yellow paper, I raised my voice and shouted: "Liu Ma Village is a newcomer, but congratulations!" The heroic spirit transforms into a feather fairy, and the voices of the children in the house are mournful, and time reminds me on the westward journey."

After shouting this, I gave the little boss a look and signaled him to cry.He froze for a moment, as if he hadn't reacted, but he stammered and pushed him, and said, "You expect the little girl to cry?"

As soon as the little boss heard this, he immediately understood, let go of his voice and began to cry. Not to mention, the crying sound was really unpleasant, just like ghosts crying and wolves howling.

Sometimes I have to say, like Widow Liu in our village, if she was asked to cry at the funeral, the scene would be absolutely lively, at least, no matter whether the deceased was her father or not, she would cry as if her real father was dead.

After he cried for a minute or two, I grabbed a handful of yellow paper and threw it towards the door, shouting in a strange tone: "The gods are descending to earth! Ghosts and gods, get out of the way!"

After shouting this, I asked Stutter to open the oil-paper fan, he nodded, opened the oil-paper umbrella, and blocked the door.

I took a few deep breaths, the deceased's house was some distance away from the main room, and I couldn't rest on the road, so I planned to carry it back in one breath.If it was before, it must not have this strength, after all, the weight of the deceased is there.Now, there is a stuttering unicorn arm, let him use some strength behind, it should be fine.

Immediately, he untied the red rope on the dead man's fingers, squatted down, put the dead man on his back, stood up slowly, let Stutter help support him, and went straight to the main room with all his strength.

After walking for about seven or eight minutes, I came to the main room.The main house in this Luma Village is similar to our main house, no, it should be said that our main house in Hengyang is similar, almost all of those decorations, the only difference is that some of the main houses are made of red bricks, and some of them are made of earthen bricks.

As soon as I arrived at the entrance of the main room, I saw Lao Wang and his group of Eight Immortals sitting on the left, smoking and chatting.

Seeing us coming, Lao Wang stood up immediately, stubbed out the cigarette butt, shook his clothes, picked up a mourning stick and a complete tile, put the tile in front of the coffin, and hit me The look in the eyes, does it mean that it can be broken?

I nodded, I originally planned to wait outside the main room for Lao Wang to finish breaking the evil spirit, and then go straight into the coffin.However, remembering that the deceased was only 33 years old this year, it is necessary to cry out.Immediately, he gave Gao Lao and the others a look, raised his voice, and shouted: "There is a nobleman coming to the treasure hall today, and I hope the Shen family will open the fairy gate."

As the Eight Immortals, when doing things, you can't speak a lot of time, what you need is a tacit understanding.When Gao Lao and the others saw my eyes, they immediately waved to the people behind them, and shouted in unison: "Today, there are noble people coming to the treasure hall, and I hope the Shen family will open the fairy gate."

As soon as the words fell, Lao Wang immediately raised the mourning stick in his hand and poked it at the tile, and the tile shattered in response.

Immediately afterwards, the old king was stunned and shouted: "When the tiles are broken, everything will be safe, and the descendants will prosper, and the wealth will last forever."

Hearing this, I glanced at Lao Wang strangely. Outsiders may not understand the meaning of this sentence, but as an insider, I still understand. Lao Wang's last sentence, "wealth and wealth for thousands of generations" is actually asking for red envelopes, and wealth represents money. 'It's the same as pocket, so what he said means, master, put money in your pocket quickly.

The little boss didn't seem to understand what he meant, so he was stunned and asked why he didn't carry the corpse in. I couldn't speak, so I made a gesture of money towards him, and pointed at Lao Wang.

He came over knowingly, smiled wryly, and muttered: "If you want a red envelope, just ask, you have to play some riddles!" Then, he took out a red envelope and stuffed it into Lao Wang's pocket, and said to Lao Wang, "Thanks for your hard work."

Lao Wang nodded in satisfaction, picked up a handful of yellow paper, lit it, and quickly spun around the coffin.I understand his actions. The deceased is 33 years old. He cannot be put directly into the coffin like the old people. Instead, he needs to use yellow paper to burn it in the sky. There is a meaning. One is to use yellow paper to burn the stale air in the coffin. Let the deceased lie more comfortably, and secondly, the yellow paper is used as road money, so that the lonely ghosts nearby will not want to use this coffin.

After Lao Wang finished the movement, I walked into the main room with the deceased on my back. It is worth mentioning that when I entered the main room, I turned three times on the threshold. As for why I turned three times, I don’t know. The dead who have reached the age of 60 need to turn around three times before being buried.

After entering the main room, I asked Jieba to put away the oil-paper fan and let him set off a firecracker.

In an instant, the sound of "cracking" sounded, which was regarded as the official opening of the funeral.After the sound stopped, I bowed three times towards the front of the main room with the deceased on my back, and said some good words.

Then, I started to put the coffin into the coffin, because the deceased was under 60 years old, so he was very particular.First of all, when encoffining, the eldest son must support the head of the deceased, and then the people in the room (the so-called people in the room refer to the common ancestors descended, not more than five generations.) carry the limbs of the deceased, and then the corpse-bearer helps put the body in .

(End of this chapter)