My master is invincible

Chapter 566 Collecting Birds (93)

Seeing that I didn't speak, the old witch smiled, and said, "Are you wondering if the deity is still alive?"

I ignored her.

She pinched my face and said: "Little friend, you are too young. I think Xiangxi has been dominated by the Miao people since the Warring States Period, and I, the Miao people, have studied Gu for thousands of years. The research on worms is thorough, if some important ancient books were not lost, it would be very simple to prolong life, and it would take so much effort."

As she said that, she shook the cattail fan in her hand and continued: "The method of prolonging life of this deity has surpassed that of the ancestors of the past dynasties, using living people as sacrifices and using corpses as nourishment to promote the vitality of the human body to achieve the effect of prolonging life. This deity has been living since he was 16 years old. Start killing people, every other year, kill one person and throw them into the thousand-year-old pine tree, now nearly 30 years have passed, the thousand-year-old pine tree was grown into a giant tree by the deity, and the deity has survived, by the way, I forgot to tell you, The swallows inside the thousand-year-old pine are all Gu worms of this deity."

When I heard this, I wanted to kill her so badly, Ma De, this old hag is a lunatic, in order to survive, she even killed nearly 30 people, she was absolutely insane.What annoys me the most is that the method of prolonging life she said is pure nonsense, without any basis, and is completely self-righteous.

"Since prolonging life is so simple, why do you want Meng Ke and Xiao Lin to die for you?" I yelled at her.

"This! It's very simple. More than ten years ago, I saw a passage in an ancient book, which said that using the life of my own daughter, plus some aura, can make the caster obtain immortality." She smiled and explained to me.

Shit, even immortality came out. This old witch has read too many novels or watched too many movies. The so-called immortality is a plot that only appears in novels. How can there be such a thing as immortality in real life? She doesn't even have this common sense, does she?

Immediately, I asked her: "Is the aura you mentioned three escapes?"

She was taken aback for a moment, her complexion sank, and she said in a deep voice, "How do you know about San Dun?"

I can't laugh or cry, this old witch must have read some legends about immortality somewhere, and a series of things will happen if she takes immortality seriously, all signs show that this old witch is a lunatic, a complete lunatic, let me ask , how can you live forever in this world?
Seeing that I didn't speak, she slapped my face very loudly, and said anxiously: "Where did you see San Dun, did it introduce immortality, and what is the specific method?"

I don't want to talk to her, Ma De, I have been playing tricks for a long time, and I was tricked by a lunatic. This feeling is worse than eating Huanglian. The most tangled thing is that Su Mengke lost her life because of it. What the hell is this? .

"Say it!" She was anxious, and slapped me on the face again.

I still ignored her. I don't want to talk to this kind of lunatic, even if I say a word to her, I think it is an insult to myself, and even more an insult to Su Mengke.

She became angry, and slapped me eight or nine times in a row, and roared ferociously: "Chen Jiu, if you have the ability, don't open your mouth for the rest of your life."

After finishing speaking, she made a movement that made me run away, and ran straight towards Su Mengke. She didn't know where to slip a dagger, and raised her hand to cut Su Mengke's face.

In an instant, a mark appeared on Su Mengke's face, and a lot of blood-like things flowed out from it. The thing flowed down Su Mengke's cheeks, and within a few seconds, the top of Su Mengke's head sank.

When I saw this situation, I was completely pissed off, so I yelled at the pine nut, "Let go of me."

He was taken aback, and said in a low voice, "Aunt Lian is here."

"Release!" I felt that my emotions were out of control, and I just wanted to kill the old witch.

He didn't move, he hesitated, "I...I..., she...she...."

I sneered, ignored him, and rushed towards the direction of the old witch, with only one thought in my mind, I want to kill her, and I can't let her touch Meng Ke's body again.

Some people say that when a person loses his mind, it is easy to make a big mistake. This is absolutely true. At that time, I had completely lost my mind, so I made a big mistake, and even brought three times to myself. Months in prison.Recalling that time now, it was worth it to exchange three months of imprisonment for the joy of that time.Because I am a human being, I have emotions and desires, and I have my own bottom line. If at that time, I sat idly by and watched Su Mengke's body being cut to pieces by the old witch, I would not be able to forgive myself, not for the rest of my life.

The old witch didn't seem to expect that I would rush towards her. She was stunned for a while, and then pointed a dagger at the other side of Su Mengke's face, and said with a sneer, "Chen Jiu, don't open your mouth if you have the ability, don't come if you have the ability, If you keep on pretending, believe it or not, with this slash, her body was immediately dented into a piece of human skin."

"You dare!" I roared angrily, and my steps couldn't help but speed up a little bit. While running, I struggled to break free from the rope behind my back. Who knew that the rope became tighter and tighter as I struggled.

In desperation, I bumped headlong at the old witch, and with a bang, the old witch took a few steps back.

Seeing this situation, I yelled at Chen Tiannan who was dazed by the side: "What are you doing in a daze, take Meng Ke out quickly."

"Okay..." Chen Tiannan seemed to be startled by the scene in front of him, he came back to his senses, and immediately ran towards me. He wanted to untie the rope for me, so I said, leave me alone, and take Meng Ke there first.

At this moment, the old witch laughed instead of being angry, and laughed loudly, with a particularly sharp voice, "Chen Jiu, what a Chen Jiu, I thought you had no feelings for Susu when I saw that you were not willing to marry Susu , I didn’t expect...haha, it’s so good, it’s so good, it just meets Ren Dun’s requirements, and I will let you be a ghost couple today.”

After finishing speaking, the old witch sat on the ground and began to speak some words that I couldn't understand. She spoke so fast that people could only hear her voice, and couldn't see her lips moving at all.

"No, she is recruiting Gu." Qingxuanzi roared, "Stop her quickly."

When I heard this, I became anxious. Immortality does not exist, but Gu does exist, and the old witch seems to be very good at Gu. If she invites some messy things, we will The partners probably have to confess here.

At that moment, I immediately yelled at the old witch: "There is no such thing as old age in this world, there are only natural laws. If you persist in your obsession, God will accept you sooner or later."

As soon as the voice fell, the old witch looked up at me, her eyes were very cold, "The fortune teller said that the deity can only live to be 16 years old, why can you live to be seven or eighty years old, why, since you don't want the deity to live in this day In the world, this deity will kill and prolong life."

Crazy, she's completely crazy, I don't know what to say to her anymore, such a lunatic has talent in Gu art, it's like selling pesticides suddenly changed to selling drinks, it makes people crazy.

"Little Jiu, meet her request first." Qingxuanzi shouted at me.

I hummed, I was really afraid of things like Gu, so I had no choice but to say to the old witch: "Stop your movements, I will tell you whatever you want to know."

She smiled in satisfaction and asked me without standing up, "Where did you see San Dun?"

Naturally, I wouldn't tell her the truth about this kind of lunatic, so I babbled, "A centenarian told me that the three escapes of heaven, earth and man have the effect of prolonging life. Black swallows are engraved on it, a total of one hundred and eight, which means to take the spirit of heaven and nourish the three souls of oneself. The seven souls of the self, people's escape is the depression of the yin marriage, red and white clash, breed turbid qi, use turbid qi to transform flesh and blood, use the three escapes together, invisible to people, only the top of the pillar at the time of Mao, gather the three escapes, and you can get the magic of longevity body."

What I said is all made up, based on what I have seen in the past few days. The pillar that pierces the sky is talking about the Yan Pagoda in Wanming Pagoda Square, and the Millennium Pine is the Millennium Pine. That's because the yin marriage must be completed, otherwise it will be bad for Su Mengke in her next life.As the saying goes, what is true is also false, what is false is also true, what I said is half true and half false, I believe the old witch should believe me.

Sure enough, as soon as my words fell to the ground, the old witch spoke, and she said, "How does it match what I saw?"

I was taken aback, and quickly said: "There are three thousand ways of the Tao, and each family has its own method. What you see may not be true, and what I have heard may not be true. As the saying goes, the three thousand gods of Taoism, There are three thousand Bodhisattvas in the Buddhist family, no matter Taoism or Buddhism, there are similarities, as long as what I say agrees with what you see, it is enough to prove that I did not lie to you."

She nodded thoughtfully, but did not speak, but took out a piece of sheepskin. The sheepskin looked quite old, about the size of a palm, and the upper right corner was a little damaged.

She stared at the sheepskin for a long time, and suddenly, she raised her head and glanced at me, and asked, "Is it better to feed the black swallows in the millennium pine with flesh and blood?"

I thought for a while, this question is difficult to answer, mainly because I don’t know if she is testing me, or if I really don’t know, once it is a test, if I answer wrong, the old witch will get angry immediately in nine out of ten.

Ma De, this is the first time I have encountered such a lunatic after I have been in the industry for so long. It is really hard to die.

Seeing that I didn't speak, the old witch spoke again. Her voice was a little cold, without any emotion in it, "Boy, I want to fool this deity. You are still a little tender. This deity eats more salt than you eat rice."

"Who the fuck fooled you? The thousand-year-old pine tree is a spice tree. It has the effect of burning incense. Its fragrance overflows hundreds of miles. This is auspicious, but you use such an auspicious tree to feed swallows with flesh and blood. The effect will naturally get worse." I was in a hurry and rambled on for a while.

After I finished speaking, I stared at the old witch, and if she changed her expression, I immediately rushed to kill her to avoid future troubles.

(End of this chapter)