My master is invincible

Chapter 695 Food Corpse (47)

Being teased by the boy, I was so scared to death, I yelled at Lang Gao and the others, ran, and ran back following the boy's footsteps.

Lang Gao and the others saw me running away, they didn't dare to stay, they immediately followed.

After running for about ten meters, the young man's action made me want to kill someone. Mad, he actually gave me a wink, and pointed to a short distance away, which meant that he was about to pee.

I really have the intention to kill people. I don't have such a playful person. I screamed in the middle of the night just to pee. Apart from him, I can't think of another person.

At that moment, I glared at him viciously, and said angrily, "You're trying to scare people to death!"

He seemed to know that he was wrong, nodded apologetically at me, and walked not far away. It was not until later that I realized that his actions just now were not intentional, but that he was afraid of the dark, and he was afraid of being alone in the place. In the dark, that's what pulls me.

After waiting for about 2 minutes, the boy came back and smiled apologetically at all of us. Lang Gao and the others are not as easy to talk to as I am. , Whoever encounters this kind of thing will get a little tempered.

"Okay, he probably has something to hide!" I said something to Lang Gao and the others, and then walked straight to Tama Village.

When I came to the entrance of the village, it was pitch black in Tama Village, and I couldn’t see the road clearly. In desperation, I had no choice but to stand at the head of the village and shout: "He Village Chief!"

After shouting a dozen times, a light shone towards us, and when we looked up, it was He Yuemin, who walked towards us flickering with a flashlight.

When He Yuemin came to us, before I could speak, Lang Gao stood in front of me, took out a certificate and stuffed it into He Yuemin's hand, saying, "Uncle, do you recognize the stamp on it?"

Then He Yuemin took the certificate and looked at it, his face brightened, "Is it from the police station?"

Lang Gao nodded, and glanced at He Yuemin lightly, "The proof has been issued to you, shouldn't it be time for you to show it?"

Then He Yuemin smiled slightly and said: "It's simple. Each household contributes a little money. As for the cemetery, He Yaoguang is under 60 years old and cannot be buried in the ancestral grave. He can only be buried in the back mountain. In addition, I will find someone tomorrow." Let’s calculate the period and see when it will be auspicious, and then we will bury him.”

Hearing this, Lang Gao sneered, took out a contract, and said, "Uncle, I think you have made a mistake. It is clearly written in black and white. I will prove it, and you will be the owner of the contract." To undertake funerals, we live under the red flag, but we must follow the rules of the red flag."

Then He Yuemin was stunned for a long time, threw the flashlight in his hand to the ground, grabbed Lang Gao's collar with one hand, and said angrily: "Your mother, what are you kidding, this He Yaoguang family is dead, where is it?" The host who came here, your mother, this is Laozi Yin."

Seeing this, I couldn't bear it, so I pulled Lang Gao and said: "Brother, we are here to hold He Yaoguang's funeral, why bother making trouble, as long as he agrees that He Yaoguang will be buried here."

"No!" Lang Gao knocked off my arm, glared at He Yuemin with his eyes, and said sharply: "The contract is clearly written in black and white. You must follow the contract. You must be a filial son to He Yaoguang."

"Little baby, I, He Yuemin, didn't get scared. I really thought there was no one in our village, right?" Then He Yuemin didn't know which muscle was wrong, and he got on the bar with Lang Gao.

Seeing that the two were about to fight, I was a little anxious. Lang Gao asked He Yuemin to be a filial son to vent his anger for He Yaoguang, and He Yuemin didn't want to be a filial son because he was already old. Even if He Yaoguang is two generations older than him, it is still impossible. After all, in the countryside, being a filial son is not random, and it will affect one's luck and make others laugh.

At that moment, I hurriedly pulled them away, and gave Wang Chuyao a wink, meaning to ask her to pull Lang Gao away, while I pulled He Yuemin aside and said, "Uncle, I'm sorry, my friend and He Yaoguang are classmates. , The relationship between the two is very good, but you Tamama Village handled He Yaoguang's matter a little carelessly, that's why he lost his temper, I hope you will be happy."

He Yuemin glanced at me in surprise after hearing what I said, and said, "It's still you, a little baby who can talk. That little baby is not good, and you are too scheming, and you actually want to use the contract to bully me, an old rural uncle."

I smiled wryly, and didn't know how to explain it to him, so I had to bring up the topic of He Yaoguang's funeral, "Uncle, this matter is over, let's not talk about it, I have something now, and I need to hear your thoughts, after all, you are stepping on the road." The village head of Ma Village, there are some things that need your nod to get things done."

He was slightly taken aback, "What's the matter?"

"The thing is like this. On the way back to the village, we encountered something strange. He Yaoguang's ashes urn was broken, and it became a funeral without a corpse. I plan to hold a funeral for He Yaoguang with the ceremony of eating corpses. I don't know your old intentions." How about it?" I explained to him.

He was stunned for a while, stared at me for a while, and asked in doubt: "How do you know about corpses?"

When I heard this, I didn't react at first, and was about to explain to him what the corpse was.

Suddenly, I felt that what he said was wrong, and I was surprised: "What did you just say?"

His face darkened, and he said coldly: "How do you know about corpses?"

Ok?How do you understand corpse feeding?After being stunned for a long time, I finally came to my senses. From this tone, he seemed to know how to eat corpses, so I immediately asked him: "You also know how to eat corpses?"

He nodded, and said in a deep voice again: "How do you know about food corpses?"

Seeing him nodding, I looked happy, and immediately said, "I saw it in an ancient book, how about you?"

A look of disappointment flashed across his face, and without explanation, he asked me: "If the funeral is held in the ritual of eating corpses, have you thought about where to find the grandchildren of the deceased? You must know the men in our Tama Village They are all old bachelors and have no heirs, so don't think about us."

Hearing this, I gave up. From the beginning to the end, I never thought of making decisions with them, so I said: "Is there any village with the surname nearby?"

He thought for a while and nodded, "Yes, there are, but the people in that village are of high seniority, and some children aged seven or eight, according to their seniority, are all my grandpa's generation. If you want to find someone in that village It may be difficult for He Yaoguang's grandchildren. More importantly, who is willing to treat someone as a filial son for no reason. So, baby, I'm afraid this corpse feeding won't work. Let's think of another way? "

(End of this chapter)