My master is invincible

Chapter 696 Food Corpse (48)

Listening to He Yuemin's words, I fell into deep thought. What he said was not unreasonable. How could anyone treat someone as a filial son for no reason? If there is no filial son, it means that there is no "corpse". Why do you come to eat corpses?
Seeing that I didn't speak, He Yuemin frowned and said, "Little baby, do you think this is okay? I remember that in funeral customs, there is a custom of using the deceased's body instead of the dead. You can try to replace He Yaoguang in that way." For a funeral, we at Tama Village will do our best to cooperate with you. In addition, it was agreed in advance that the expenses for the funeral will be paid by us at Tama Village. I, He Yuemin, have made a promise that we will cover all the expenses for this funeral."

I ignored him, and kept thinking about where the 'corpse' came from. After thinking for a while, I couldn't think of a way, so I sighed deeply and planned to use the method He Yuemin said. After all, The method he said is also advisable.

At this moment, the young man came over. He seemed to have heard the conversation between me and He Yuemin, walked in front of me, and pointed at himself.

I didn't understand what he meant, so I asked him, "What do you mean?"

He was taken aback, stretched out his hand to draw the outline of a person in the air, and pointed at himself.

Now, I understood, he was telling me that he could be a 'corpse', I looked happy, and asked him: "What's your last name?"

He shook his head and nodded again.

I really didn't understand what he meant, so I said, "Stop making trouble, am I here to discuss business?"

He was a little anxious, grabbed my arm, drew the outline of an ashes urn in the air, and drew the outline of a person, pointed at himself again, and screamed in his mouth.

"Since your surname is not He, how can you be a 'corpse', don't break the funeral rules." I said something to him angrily.

"Chichi!" He blushed, grabbed a wooden stick, drew a small figure on the ground, then pointed to himself, drew seven or eight rice bowls on the ground, and then made a gesture of eating.

Seeing this, I'm so fucking drunk. He meant that he was hungry and wanted to eat seven or eight bowls of rice. I really didn't know what to say to him, so I said, "When this is done, I'll go to town and treat you to eat." Feast."

As soon as these words came out, the boy became even more anxious, and he grabbed my arm and shook it for a while, which made me confused at all. I felt that the boy seemed to be expressing something to me. He didn't move at all what he was telling me.

"Little baby!" Then He Yuemin called me suddenly, and said, "I think this little beggar wants to tell you that he grew up eating a lot of food."

Upon hearing this, I was taken aback, Baijiafan?
"Grass!" I couldn't suppress the joy in my heart, and burst into a foul language, Ma De, how could I forget this, you must know that the ritual of eating corpses, although it pays attention to the grandchildren, but there is a type of people who can replace this Seniority, that is a beggar.

Beggars, as we all know, are begging everywhere and rely on Baijiafan as their rations. In the eyes of laymen, this Baijiafan may be extremely worthless.However, in the eyes of our Eight Immortals, beggars who eat hundreds of meals have an advantage, that is, they have an aura, which is called cheap qi in Feng Shui, and has the effect of warding off evil spirits. From the perspective of the Eight Immortals, hundreds of families take hundreds of families as their home, and the names of hundreds of families are the closest to each other. Therefore, in our eyes, some beggars can act as filial sons of any dead person, provided that the deceased must be from a hundred families. one of the surnames.

This He Yaoguang's surname is He, and his surname is naturally one of the hundred surnames.

Thinking of this, I looked happy, and immediately asked the young man, "Are you willing to be a dutiful son for He Yaoguang?"

He nodded cautiously, made a heart shape with his hands and placed them on his chest, then moved the heart shape to my chest, and smiled at me.

I understand what he means, he is grateful.

At that moment, I smiled at him and said, "It's my duty to save you. You don't have to repay the favor. If it's because of this reason, I hope you will think about it carefully. After all, being a filial son is not so good. , will affect one's luck, and may also bring bad luck."

His complexion sank, he drew an urn in the air, and pointed to his mouth, meaning that the urn would break if he bit my arm, and he was obliged to bear the consequences.

Seeing this, I couldn't say anything more, so I nodded at him and said, "Since you are willing, I won't stop you. I just hope that you can pay attention to safety during the funeral."

After saying this, I started to have a difficult time. Before coming to Tama Village, Joyce told me that she wanted to hold a funeral with me, but the problem I gave her was that when the funeral was held, she should hold her in her arms. For the person who is the grandchildren of the deceased, if the funeral can go smoothly, it means that she is destined for the funeral.

But now that the deceased's grandson has not been found, it is replaced by a young man. Joyce can't let Joyce hug the young man, it's so indecent.Besides, the boy was fifteen or sixteen years old, and he was considered a half-adult, so Joyce would not be willing to hold him in his arms.

At that moment, I glanced at Joyce who was not far away, and found that she and Wang Chuyao were persuading Lang Gao. Seeing me looking over, Joyce thought I had something to ask her, so she walked over immediately and asked: " Master Jiu, what's the matter?"

I smiled awkwardly, pointed to the boy next to me, and said, "He is the grandson of this funeral!"

She didn't seem to react, so she let out an oh and asked me, "Is there a problem?"

"That... We didn't make an agreement before..., but now..." I hesitated.

At this moment, Joyce seemed to understand, and gave me a vicious look, "Is there any other way to replace it?"

I thought about it for a while, let alone, there is a way, but... this way will wrong the young man.

"Is there any?" Joyce asked again in a hurry.

"Yes!" I mustered up the courage to say.

"What way?" She asked immediately with a happy face.

"The boy wears a red bellyband, and then sews a piece of your hair on the red bellyband." When I said this, I felt very ashamed on my face, Ma De, the boy wears a red bellyband, this is so hard to find Are you comfortable?

As soon as the words fell, the boy nodded immediately, took off the dirty clothes on his body, and stood in front of me, meaning that I would wear the red bellyband for him.

Seeing his actions, I felt shy and didn't speak, neither did Joyce, and the whole scene fell silent.

The boy pushed me, but I didn't move.

He pushed me again, but I still didn't move.

He was about to push for the third time, I frowned and said, "You are a gentleman, there is no need to wear a red bellyband, just wait for a chance to test Joyce again, let's forget it this time."

As I said that, I was afraid that he would persist, so I said something to He Yuemin and walked towards the village. The boy saw us and immediately followed, and Joyce also followed. As for Lang Gao, he seemed to have lost his temper. No, follow us with a sullen head.

(End of this chapter)