My master is invincible

Chapter 697 Food Corpse (49)

After entering the village, our group went straight to He Yuemin's house. Due to the large number of people, sleeping became a problem. In desperation, we squatted against the wall for one night.

Silent all night.

The next day, when it was just dawn, I woke up Lang Gao and the others, after a brief wash, I shook He Yuemin who was sleeping, and asked him directly without talking nonsense, "Uncle, what do you think the funeral costs?" When can you give it to us?"

Then He Yuemin wiped his eyeballs, then glanced at me again, with a somewhat dissatisfied tone, "What's the hurry, you are indispensable for the funeral expenses."

Saying that, he fell asleep.

I was a little anxious. I counted the days last night. Today is a good day. I happened to be holding a funeral for He Yaoguang. I would not let him sleep. What about the supplies? You can’t do the funeral empty-handed, right?”

He was slightly taken aback, "Do it today?"

I nodded, "Today is an auspicious day for the zodiac, which coincides with He Yaoguang's birthday. It is most suitable for funerals. If you don't do it today, you may have to wait for half a month before you have a good day."

He didn't speak, but looked up out of the window, "Okay, I'll wake up the villagers now."

As he spoke, he got up from the bed, put on his short sleeves in a hurry, walked towards the door with a washbasin in one hand and a wooden stick in the other, knocked hard and made a bang, "Get up, something happened!"

As soon as the sound came out, the originally quiet village became lively. In less than half an hour, six or seven villagers came. When I first entered the village, I saw these villagers and nodded to them without saying a word. I stood behind He Yuemin, and Lang Gao and Joyce stood behind me.

"Village chief, why did you call us here so early in the morning?" a dark-skinned villager asked.

"Yeah, it's only six o'clock, and it's a good time to sleep."

Then He Yuemin frowned, and said angrily: "No wonder you people can't get a wife, all of you can only sleep, even if there are girls, you will be scared away by you!"

As he said that, he put the washbasin and wooden stick in his hand on the ground, and continued: "The thing is, this little brother asked the police station to issue a certificate to prove that He Yaoguang is innocent. Since he was wronged, we As a villager in Tama Village, I have the responsibility to bear his funeral expenses. Let’s see, our village now includes seven households including me, and each person will pay 400 yuan. "

"Village chief, are you kidding? We don't have so much money, one thousand and fourteen, we can go to the town to call Miss ten times." The previous villager muttered.

"That's right, those of us bachelors spend all our money on our lower bodies, so we don't have any money left," another villager posted.

Hearing this, I couldn't laugh or cry. These people are straightforward, and they are better than those hypocrites when they say it directly. When they were about to speak, He Yaoguang's face darkened, "You bastards! Lamb, do you still have any friendship with the same village? He Yaoguang was very kind to you during his lifetime, and you, a black man, He Yaoguang told you about a daughter-in-law back then. It was you, a good-for-nothing, who scared your daughter-in-law away. His kindness."

As soon as these words came out, those villagers fell silent and did not speak.

The whole scene suddenly fell into silence.

I'm a little anxious, our group doesn't have much money, let's talk about Joyce and Wang Chuyao, they may have some money, but how much money can the two little women have?It is definitely not enough for this funeral, and Lang Gao and I are clean and clean, without a word. As for Xiao Wang and Xiao Li, they are not ashamed to speak. After all, they are just prison guards and have no relationship with He Yaoguang.

Immediately, I took a step forward and said, "Everyone listen to me, my friend and I confirmed that He Yaoguang was wronged at the police station yesterday. I hope everyone can lend a helping hand for the sake of friendship in the same village."

After saying this, I feel very awkward, why is it like begging for food.

Fortunately, my words seemed to have some effect. A villager stood up and said, "Are you telling the truth?"

I nodded immediately and said, "It's more real than gold."

"Do you have proof?" He asked again.

I winked at Lang Gao, meaning to ask him to produce the certificate issued by Liang Chen.

Na Lang Gao came to understand, took out the certificate and raised it.

I was afraid that the villagers would not believe me, so I asked Lang Gao to show the certificates to the villagers one by one.

Soon, the villagers read the certificates one by one, chattered for a while, and verbally scolded the police for not being able to handle the case, and wronged the good guy, but no one was willing to pay.

I was born in a rural area, and I knew that 400 yuan was a lot of money for the villagers, so I said: "Well, I, Chen Jiu, will borrow this money from everyone temporarily. When I have money, I will definitely give it back to you."

I would say this out of desperation, after all, today is an auspicious day and money is desperately needed for funeral supplies.

"No, you and He Yaoguang have no relatives and no reason, so how can I ask you to pay for it? The money must come from our village, even if it's a waste of money, we have to scrape together the 1 yuan." Then He Yuemin stopped at me and turned to look. To those villagers, he said in a deep voice: "I just ask you one thing, will you give me this money?"

The villagers seemed to be very afraid of He Yuemin. They looked up at He Yuemin and then at us, but they still didn't speak.

"Okay, a group of white-eyed wolves, I, He Yuemin, paid the money alone. If something happens to your family, don't come to me again." He Yuemin became anxious, kicked the washbasin on the ground, and walked straight into the room go in.

As soon as he left, the villagers became anxious. You looked at me and I looked at you. After watching for five or six seconds, the dark-skinned villager stood up and said, "He Yaoguang introduced my wife to me before. I am willing to offer fourteen thousand."

"He Yaoguang helped my family before, and I am willing to give fourteen thousand."

"He Yaoguang has avenged for me before, and I am willing to pay one thousand and four."

"I would too."

"I would too."

Soon, those villagers expressed their opinions one after another.

Seeing this, Lang Gao and I looked at each other and didn't say a word. Instead, Wang Chuyao stood up, smiled sweetly at me, and then said to the villagers, "Since everyone is so enthusiastic, I, Su... I, Wang Chuyao, will give you the answer." Make a promise that you will each have a daughter-in-law at the end of the year."

Upon hearing this, the villagers looked at her in disbelief, and questioned: "Little girl, there are seven old bachelors in our village including the village head, and the village head is almost fifty, what qualifications do you have?" Said to guarantee that we will have a daughter-in-law at the end of the year?"

(End of this chapter)