deceiver
Chapter 1016 The Gourd Immortal, Enemies Meet!
Chapter 1016 The Gourd Immortal, Enemies Meet!
There are too many people claiming to be immortals, Tong Yan wants to see if this person is a real immortal, or just a self-righteous clown.
But after just one glance, he had the answer in his heart.Facts have proved that the so-called immortals are still too few.As for shameless people like the one in front of you, you can grab a lot of them.
I saw that this person was less than 1.6 meters tall, with a fat head and big ears, a big belly, and a few hairs growing on his head, as if there were only a handful of them, and he deliberately used pomade to stick them on the top of his head one by one, As for his clothes, he was very similar to those masters who give advice on Feng Shui. He wore a loose coat, a pair of baggy trousers, and a pair of well-polished leather shoes. He held two walnuts in his hand and kept turning them back and forth.But what attracted Tong Yan the most was not his stupid appearance, but the big iron gourd on his back and the black cloth bag on his shoulder.
Carrying a big iron gourd, I really don't know what kind of medicine he sells in this gourd. As for the cloth bag that is slung across the body, it seems to contain living things, because it will move a few times from time to time.
The level of cultivation can be seen through at a glance.So Tong Yan can be sure that this person's cultivation level will never be high, not to mention the realm of immortality, I am afraid that meeting ghosts and immortals is enough for him to drink a pot.
But just such a low-level bastard dared to call himself an immortal, this is really a big forest, and there are all kinds of birds.
Tong Yan looked at him, and then asked with great interest: "Settling accounts? I don't know what you want to settle with me? Why don't you tell me!"
Hearing this, the short fat man with the gourd on his back immediately raised his head and said, "You have robbed me of my fortune and made me travel for nothing, not to mention the transportation fee, you have to pay for the mental damage alone." .”
Tong Yan was overjoyed when he heard it, someone came to him to ask for compensation for mental damage, so who should he ask for compensation for his hard work in getting rid of the evil spirits?
The short fat man saw Tong Yan laughing, and immediately said coldly: "What? Do you want to hold on? If that's the case, then don't blame me for being ruthless."
Tong Yan held back his smile, and asked directly: "Who invited you here? Is it me? If not, what right do you have to settle accounts with me? I don't think you are full and want to make people Can you loosen your muscles?"
When the short fat man heard this, he suddenly became furious and said, "Presumptuous, how dare you talk to me like that. Quickly kneel down and beg for mercy, otherwise I will never forgive you."
Tong Yan pushed back his sticky hair, then yawned and said, "Fatty man, there are so many shameless people, and shameless people like you are really rare. Oh, I see. You should Could it be the expert in the mouth of the Taoist priest of the holy water, right? The person who sold the evil talisman to the Taoist priest of the holy water must be you, right?"
The short fat man exploded as soon as he heard it, and directly scolded: "Hey! Who are you calling dead fat? I am an expert in the world, how dare you disrespect me. Although I am invited by a Taoist priest from Shengshui Temple, but you Rude, how can I spare you today? Prepare to be punished!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw him reach into his pocket, and he immediately took out a few Dao Talismans.
Tong Yan looked at it indifferently, it was really beyond his control for such a low-level character to dare to fight him.
I thought that the short fat man would throw all the Dao Talismans in his hand, but unexpectedly he picked one of them, put it between his fingers, and was about to recite it.
Tong Yan really didn't have the mood to waste time with this kind of guy, so before the short fat man could hit out the Dao Talisman in his hand, Tong Yan took the lead in attacking with Shao Chong sword.
The short fat man obviously didn't see Tong Yan's qi sword, but continued to concentrate on reciting the mantra, in order to activate the Dao Talisman to deal with Tong Yan.
It's a pity that Tong Yan's Shao Chong sword had already hit his left leg before he could use the Dao Talisman in his hand.
"Oh, I'm going! It hurts, why does it hurt so much!"
He stopped thinking about the decision, and hurriedly lowered his head to take a closer look. When he saw it, the screams like killing a pig immediately rang out in the dark room non-stop.
Looking at the squat man kneeling and screaming, Tong Yan was speechless for a while.It's just such a waste who dares to call himself an immortal and an expert, so what should he call a master like him who is at the pinnacle of the Immortal Realm?Shangxian?God?
He didn't look at the useless short fat man again, but turned his head to look at the dying fire beetle.Under Xiao Hei's treatment, in just a short while, most of the wound on Huo Fei's abdomen has healed.It is estimated that after a while, they will be able to leave here.
But at this moment, the short fat man's screams suddenly stopped, followed by unbridled laughter.
"Haha...haha... brat, I just played a little game with you. You don't really think that even a small character like you can hurt me, do you?"
Hearing this, Tong Yan immediately looked at Humpty Dumpty again.
This guy has already got up from the ground, seeing his arrogant and domineering appearance, Tong Yan immediately looked at his injured left leg.
However, upon seeing this, Tong Yan felt a little suspicious.what happened?In less than a minute, the fat man's injured leg recovered as before.
What the hell is this?Could it be that the dumpy man took some panacea?
Seeing that Tong Yan was silent, the short fat man immediately said proudly: "Boy, you must be thinking, how did this immortal heal in an instant? Want to know? This immortal will tell you. Just because , I am a fairy, not a mortal like you. Haha...haha..."
This fat man is really weird, he can still have so much fun by asking and answering questions by himself, probably because his brain was broken when he was a child, otherwise how could normal people be like this.
Tong Yan originally wanted to deal with him later, but now it seems that he will not be quiet until he is killed.
"Fatty man, self-knowledge is important, just relying on you, do you think you might be better than me? I originally just wanted to abolish your cultivation and let you repent, but now it seems that you are already terminally ill, so I still directly Let's see you on your way!"
The short fat man snorted coldly and said, "Tong Yan, don't be arrogant in front of this immortal. Aren't you the leader of the Heavenly Dao League? Do you really think this immortal is afraid of you?"
As soon as this remark came out, Tong Yan was quite surprised.This fat man actually knows his true identity, it seems that this fat man is not so simple!
"I didn't expect you to recognize me. I don't know how to call you?"
Tong Yan decided to ask this guy about his details, so that he could figure out why someone knew his whereabouts.
Humpty Humpty chuckled lightly and said, "Since you asked, I will tell you. I am the Great Immortal of the Fengtian League, so you know how powerful you are this time!"
What kind of bullshit gourd fairy, Tong Yan doesn't care about it at all.But the words "Fengtianmeng" made his heart sink.
Because the leader of the Fengtian League is Kunpeng, perhaps it can be considered that Kunpeng knows where he is.
After thinking for a while, he asked directly, "Since you are a dog of the Fengtian League, where is your master now?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a familiar voice sounded immediately.
"Tong Yan, we really have a good understanding. You look for me, look, I'm here!"
Hearing this, Tong Yan immediately followed the sound, and his brows furrowed tightly after seeing it.
Because the person who came was none other than Kunpeng!
(End of this chapter)
There are too many people claiming to be immortals, Tong Yan wants to see if this person is a real immortal, or just a self-righteous clown.
But after just one glance, he had the answer in his heart.Facts have proved that the so-called immortals are still too few.As for shameless people like the one in front of you, you can grab a lot of them.
I saw that this person was less than 1.6 meters tall, with a fat head and big ears, a big belly, and a few hairs growing on his head, as if there were only a handful of them, and he deliberately used pomade to stick them on the top of his head one by one, As for his clothes, he was very similar to those masters who give advice on Feng Shui. He wore a loose coat, a pair of baggy trousers, and a pair of well-polished leather shoes. He held two walnuts in his hand and kept turning them back and forth.But what attracted Tong Yan the most was not his stupid appearance, but the big iron gourd on his back and the black cloth bag on his shoulder.
Carrying a big iron gourd, I really don't know what kind of medicine he sells in this gourd. As for the cloth bag that is slung across the body, it seems to contain living things, because it will move a few times from time to time.
The level of cultivation can be seen through at a glance.So Tong Yan can be sure that this person's cultivation level will never be high, not to mention the realm of immortality, I am afraid that meeting ghosts and immortals is enough for him to drink a pot.
But just such a low-level bastard dared to call himself an immortal, this is really a big forest, and there are all kinds of birds.
Tong Yan looked at him, and then asked with great interest: "Settling accounts? I don't know what you want to settle with me? Why don't you tell me!"
Hearing this, the short fat man with the gourd on his back immediately raised his head and said, "You have robbed me of my fortune and made me travel for nothing, not to mention the transportation fee, you have to pay for the mental damage alone." .”
Tong Yan was overjoyed when he heard it, someone came to him to ask for compensation for mental damage, so who should he ask for compensation for his hard work in getting rid of the evil spirits?
The short fat man saw Tong Yan laughing, and immediately said coldly: "What? Do you want to hold on? If that's the case, then don't blame me for being ruthless."
Tong Yan held back his smile, and asked directly: "Who invited you here? Is it me? If not, what right do you have to settle accounts with me? I don't think you are full and want to make people Can you loosen your muscles?"
When the short fat man heard this, he suddenly became furious and said, "Presumptuous, how dare you talk to me like that. Quickly kneel down and beg for mercy, otherwise I will never forgive you."
Tong Yan pushed back his sticky hair, then yawned and said, "Fatty man, there are so many shameless people, and shameless people like you are really rare. Oh, I see. You should Could it be the expert in the mouth of the Taoist priest of the holy water, right? The person who sold the evil talisman to the Taoist priest of the holy water must be you, right?"
The short fat man exploded as soon as he heard it, and directly scolded: "Hey! Who are you calling dead fat? I am an expert in the world, how dare you disrespect me. Although I am invited by a Taoist priest from Shengshui Temple, but you Rude, how can I spare you today? Prepare to be punished!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw him reach into his pocket, and he immediately took out a few Dao Talismans.
Tong Yan looked at it indifferently, it was really beyond his control for such a low-level character to dare to fight him.
I thought that the short fat man would throw all the Dao Talismans in his hand, but unexpectedly he picked one of them, put it between his fingers, and was about to recite it.
Tong Yan really didn't have the mood to waste time with this kind of guy, so before the short fat man could hit out the Dao Talisman in his hand, Tong Yan took the lead in attacking with Shao Chong sword.
The short fat man obviously didn't see Tong Yan's qi sword, but continued to concentrate on reciting the mantra, in order to activate the Dao Talisman to deal with Tong Yan.
It's a pity that Tong Yan's Shao Chong sword had already hit his left leg before he could use the Dao Talisman in his hand.
"Oh, I'm going! It hurts, why does it hurt so much!"
He stopped thinking about the decision, and hurriedly lowered his head to take a closer look. When he saw it, the screams like killing a pig immediately rang out in the dark room non-stop.
Looking at the squat man kneeling and screaming, Tong Yan was speechless for a while.It's just such a waste who dares to call himself an immortal and an expert, so what should he call a master like him who is at the pinnacle of the Immortal Realm?Shangxian?God?
He didn't look at the useless short fat man again, but turned his head to look at the dying fire beetle.Under Xiao Hei's treatment, in just a short while, most of the wound on Huo Fei's abdomen has healed.It is estimated that after a while, they will be able to leave here.
But at this moment, the short fat man's screams suddenly stopped, followed by unbridled laughter.
"Haha...haha... brat, I just played a little game with you. You don't really think that even a small character like you can hurt me, do you?"
Hearing this, Tong Yan immediately looked at Humpty Dumpty again.
This guy has already got up from the ground, seeing his arrogant and domineering appearance, Tong Yan immediately looked at his injured left leg.
However, upon seeing this, Tong Yan felt a little suspicious.what happened?In less than a minute, the fat man's injured leg recovered as before.
What the hell is this?Could it be that the dumpy man took some panacea?
Seeing that Tong Yan was silent, the short fat man immediately said proudly: "Boy, you must be thinking, how did this immortal heal in an instant? Want to know? This immortal will tell you. Just because , I am a fairy, not a mortal like you. Haha...haha..."
This fat man is really weird, he can still have so much fun by asking and answering questions by himself, probably because his brain was broken when he was a child, otherwise how could normal people be like this.
Tong Yan originally wanted to deal with him later, but now it seems that he will not be quiet until he is killed.
"Fatty man, self-knowledge is important, just relying on you, do you think you might be better than me? I originally just wanted to abolish your cultivation and let you repent, but now it seems that you are already terminally ill, so I still directly Let's see you on your way!"
The short fat man snorted coldly and said, "Tong Yan, don't be arrogant in front of this immortal. Aren't you the leader of the Heavenly Dao League? Do you really think this immortal is afraid of you?"
As soon as this remark came out, Tong Yan was quite surprised.This fat man actually knows his true identity, it seems that this fat man is not so simple!
"I didn't expect you to recognize me. I don't know how to call you?"
Tong Yan decided to ask this guy about his details, so that he could figure out why someone knew his whereabouts.
Humpty Humpty chuckled lightly and said, "Since you asked, I will tell you. I am the Great Immortal of the Fengtian League, so you know how powerful you are this time!"
What kind of bullshit gourd fairy, Tong Yan doesn't care about it at all.But the words "Fengtianmeng" made his heart sink.
Because the leader of the Fengtian League is Kunpeng, perhaps it can be considered that Kunpeng knows where he is.
After thinking for a while, he asked directly, "Since you are a dog of the Fengtian League, where is your master now?"
As soon as he finished speaking, a familiar voice sounded immediately.
"Tong Yan, we really have a good understanding. You look for me, look, I'm here!"
Hearing this, Tong Yan immediately followed the sound, and his brows furrowed tightly after seeing it.
Because the person who came was none other than Kunpeng!
(End of this chapter)
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