After going on a variety show with my ex-boyfriend, I was forced to make an official announcement
Chapter 70 Landlord Lin and her 2 concubines and a big ox
Chapter 70 Landlord Lin and her two concubines and a big ox
"and many more."
Lin Chaoyan glanced at the cameraman who was trying to hold back his smile, "Don't tell me, this is our task target today?"
The camera didn't answer, and the overhead broadcast sounded just right.
"A new day will usher in a new life, and it will bring new hope.
Please hard-working guests, wash your face and rub your hands, and then click into our guest group for identity extraction.
Please note that this is not a simple identity, it is the identity in Wang Weishi. "
Lin Chaoyan: "."
"Let's just say, do we have to call 120? The director's mental state doesn't look right."
Ding Yang nodded seriously: "I will reconsider, and then we will stop filming this variety show. You go back to your film and television city, and I will go back to my stage show."
[Hahahaha, what familiar and unfamiliar line of breaking up, I have gathered all the animals, and I think the white dragon horse (big yellow ox) is very fine]
[Really, there is one more person who happens to make up a variety show group of four, and they can temporarily form a group called Island Travels]
【Hahahahahahaha laughed, this name, Luo Guanzhong had to crawl out of the grave after hearing this name. 】
【Do you write an island travel diary overnight? 】
[Pfft, six!It's really a pity that you don't write novels with such brains]
[You are all discussing island travel notes, only I am trying to stare at the screen, I am really super curious about what this role-playing will be, although I have a feeling that it will be extremely grassy]
on the screen,
Lin Chaoyan and the others didn't do a bunch of outrageous operations like the director team said,
And he sent a group message to several other people with his mobile phone.
In the past, they couldn't use any communication equipment at [-]:[-] every morning. Today, the program team specifically explained that they don't need to turn in their mobile phones.
This made Song Shi, a young Internet addict, excited all night.
When he came over, the dark circles under his eyes were shocking.
Qin Yi was brooding over yesterday's betrayal, she pursed her lips and smiled slightly: "Song Shi, you played games all night, didn't you?"
"Um?"
Song Shi turned his head to look at her, and stared at her for a long time before his eyes focused: "It's not counting staying up late, I slept after five o'clock."
Qin Yi was about to go through the procedure to make a joke, but he suddenly said: "I would have known better if I hadn't slept. I slept for three hours, but it turned out to be more uncomfortable than the previous night."
What does it feel like to hit cotton with a fist,
She didn't know it before, but she knows it now, and it was a mistake to start this topic.
'.is it possible,'
Lin Chaoyan subconsciously hid behind Lu Zhiyan: "You are weak."
The subtext of this sentence is,
You are dying.
"Impossible!" A man couldn't bear this sentence.
Song Shi gritted his teeth and retorted, his eyes locked on Lu Zhiyan: "Mr. Lu didn't go to bed until after three o'clock yesterday, and I saw him standing at the window on the phone. It turns out that the problem is not caused by Aoye."
After what he said,
Ding Yang's eyes instantly fell on Lu Zhiyan's face,
"Really, is this money?
The skin is good, if you don't look carefully, you won't notice the dark circles under Lu Ge's eyes at all.
Brother Lu, what skin care products do you use?
I'll look back and see if I can do a set in installments. "
"Hey, hey, the topic is getting far away. I'm really talking to Yangzai and Xiaoyan. This topic is always on the eighteenth bend of the mountain road." Zuo Rui interrupted the crooked conversation with a smile.
"Aren't we going to draw characters? Don't think that I don't know that you don't want to face that reality, so I deliberately changed the topic,
Death sooner or later is death, don't be afraid,
Left and right are just a matter of a knife. "
Lin Chaoyan who was also shot while standing: "??? I'm innocent!"
Don't listen to this group of people chirping,
Zuo Rui took the lead in opening the group chat,
The top message inside happened to be the lucky wheel sent by the director.
"Let me test the water for you first."
While talking, she pressed start, because it is operated by the system, and there will be no outrageous things like a sudden gust of wind changing the ending.
The pointer stopped quickly,
A line of small characters appears on the screen.
【Congratulations on your new identity—a hard-working farmer. As a hard-working farmer facing the loess and back to the sky, the happiest thing for you is that this year’s radishes are big and juicy.
If you sell this to the black-hearted landlord next door, you should be able to make some money. 】
"Farmers? Landlords! This is playing Happy Landlords."
Zuo Rui's identity successfully aroused the curiosity of others,
For a while, without delay, everyone clicked into the big turntable.
Ding Yang looked at his screen, then knocked on Zuo Rui, and hid the phone inside guiltily.
His movements were subtle and careless.
Lin Chaoyan, who had just shown an air of defying the sky, smiled openly: "Yangzi, there's something wrong with your expression!
Do you want to do something immoral to Sister Zuo Rui? "
"No! It's not Sister Zuo Rui." Ding Yang took a deep breath as if he had made up his mind, and turned the screen over as if he was dying: "It's Sister Zuo Rui's carrot."
You are an unemployed vagrant who idles around all day and eats carrots,
After several months of guarding on the hillside, I finally hoped that the acre of juicy radishes would mature, and planned to carry them home overnight with a snakeskin bag while the farmer was not at home.
"Pfft~"
Qin Yi couldn't hold back any longer, covered her stomach with her hands and laughed wildly: "Yangzi, you are awesome, I read Sister Zuo Rui's character description, if you touch her radish, she must not fight you desperately."
"Then sister Qin Yi, what is your identity?"
"Me? The second concubine of the big landlord."
Song Shi pinched his phone with some pride: "You are the concubine of the second bedroom, and I am still the chief manager of the landlord's house. If you don't please me, you won't have the chance to sleep with me."
"Are you the chief executive?? Who is the landlord?"
There are only two people left,
It's either Lin Chaoyan or Lu Zhiyan. Although a person's emotions are not obvious, the joy is visible to the naked eye, and even a little bit of anticipation.
As for the other, his face was ashen, and he looked like he was going to get his lunch soon.
The goal should not be too obvious.
"Mr. Lu is a black-hearted landlord?"
"No, I'm a concubine."
The man lowered his eyebrows and stared at Lin Chaoyan beside him with a half-smile.
"It's still the third concubine who was snatched by her."
hiss~
Inhale the sound, not the sound effect.
Landlords directly take all men and women, right?
Lin Chaoyan smiled awkwardly yet politely,
How should she tell them, there are more powerful lines here.
You are a landowner with enough gold to stand on your feet, but you have money and doubts,
For example, no matter how much money you have, you can’t eat watery carrots every day.
as well as,
There are also two red apricots in the yard that are always ready to come out of the wall.
Character exclusive lines: Ah!Today is another day of being cuckolded, which is great.
End one in the afternoon,
Then there are two exams,
After the official exam is over, the update time should be stable.
Probably after next Wednesday.
Ha ha ha a little sensational,
Thanks for being here guys,
die laughing,
If no one pays attention to me in the chapter where I ask for leave,
Maybe I really swung my knife from the palace hahaha.
(End of this chapter)
"and many more."
Lin Chaoyan glanced at the cameraman who was trying to hold back his smile, "Don't tell me, this is our task target today?"
The camera didn't answer, and the overhead broadcast sounded just right.
"A new day will usher in a new life, and it will bring new hope.
Please hard-working guests, wash your face and rub your hands, and then click into our guest group for identity extraction.
Please note that this is not a simple identity, it is the identity in Wang Weishi. "
Lin Chaoyan: "."
"Let's just say, do we have to call 120? The director's mental state doesn't look right."
Ding Yang nodded seriously: "I will reconsider, and then we will stop filming this variety show. You go back to your film and television city, and I will go back to my stage show."
[Hahahaha, what familiar and unfamiliar line of breaking up, I have gathered all the animals, and I think the white dragon horse (big yellow ox) is very fine]
[Really, there is one more person who happens to make up a variety show group of four, and they can temporarily form a group called Island Travels]
【Hahahahahahaha laughed, this name, Luo Guanzhong had to crawl out of the grave after hearing this name. 】
【Do you write an island travel diary overnight? 】
[Pfft, six!It's really a pity that you don't write novels with such brains]
[You are all discussing island travel notes, only I am trying to stare at the screen, I am really super curious about what this role-playing will be, although I have a feeling that it will be extremely grassy]
on the screen,
Lin Chaoyan and the others didn't do a bunch of outrageous operations like the director team said,
And he sent a group message to several other people with his mobile phone.
In the past, they couldn't use any communication equipment at [-]:[-] every morning. Today, the program team specifically explained that they don't need to turn in their mobile phones.
This made Song Shi, a young Internet addict, excited all night.
When he came over, the dark circles under his eyes were shocking.
Qin Yi was brooding over yesterday's betrayal, she pursed her lips and smiled slightly: "Song Shi, you played games all night, didn't you?"
"Um?"
Song Shi turned his head to look at her, and stared at her for a long time before his eyes focused: "It's not counting staying up late, I slept after five o'clock."
Qin Yi was about to go through the procedure to make a joke, but he suddenly said: "I would have known better if I hadn't slept. I slept for three hours, but it turned out to be more uncomfortable than the previous night."
What does it feel like to hit cotton with a fist,
She didn't know it before, but she knows it now, and it was a mistake to start this topic.
'.is it possible,'
Lin Chaoyan subconsciously hid behind Lu Zhiyan: "You are weak."
The subtext of this sentence is,
You are dying.
"Impossible!" A man couldn't bear this sentence.
Song Shi gritted his teeth and retorted, his eyes locked on Lu Zhiyan: "Mr. Lu didn't go to bed until after three o'clock yesterday, and I saw him standing at the window on the phone. It turns out that the problem is not caused by Aoye."
After what he said,
Ding Yang's eyes instantly fell on Lu Zhiyan's face,
"Really, is this money?
The skin is good, if you don't look carefully, you won't notice the dark circles under Lu Ge's eyes at all.
Brother Lu, what skin care products do you use?
I'll look back and see if I can do a set in installments. "
"Hey, hey, the topic is getting far away. I'm really talking to Yangzai and Xiaoyan. This topic is always on the eighteenth bend of the mountain road." Zuo Rui interrupted the crooked conversation with a smile.
"Aren't we going to draw characters? Don't think that I don't know that you don't want to face that reality, so I deliberately changed the topic,
Death sooner or later is death, don't be afraid,
Left and right are just a matter of a knife. "
Lin Chaoyan who was also shot while standing: "??? I'm innocent!"
Don't listen to this group of people chirping,
Zuo Rui took the lead in opening the group chat,
The top message inside happened to be the lucky wheel sent by the director.
"Let me test the water for you first."
While talking, she pressed start, because it is operated by the system, and there will be no outrageous things like a sudden gust of wind changing the ending.
The pointer stopped quickly,
A line of small characters appears on the screen.
【Congratulations on your new identity—a hard-working farmer. As a hard-working farmer facing the loess and back to the sky, the happiest thing for you is that this year’s radishes are big and juicy.
If you sell this to the black-hearted landlord next door, you should be able to make some money. 】
"Farmers? Landlords! This is playing Happy Landlords."
Zuo Rui's identity successfully aroused the curiosity of others,
For a while, without delay, everyone clicked into the big turntable.
Ding Yang looked at his screen, then knocked on Zuo Rui, and hid the phone inside guiltily.
His movements were subtle and careless.
Lin Chaoyan, who had just shown an air of defying the sky, smiled openly: "Yangzi, there's something wrong with your expression!
Do you want to do something immoral to Sister Zuo Rui? "
"No! It's not Sister Zuo Rui." Ding Yang took a deep breath as if he had made up his mind, and turned the screen over as if he was dying: "It's Sister Zuo Rui's carrot."
You are an unemployed vagrant who idles around all day and eats carrots,
After several months of guarding on the hillside, I finally hoped that the acre of juicy radishes would mature, and planned to carry them home overnight with a snakeskin bag while the farmer was not at home.
"Pfft~"
Qin Yi couldn't hold back any longer, covered her stomach with her hands and laughed wildly: "Yangzi, you are awesome, I read Sister Zuo Rui's character description, if you touch her radish, she must not fight you desperately."
"Then sister Qin Yi, what is your identity?"
"Me? The second concubine of the big landlord."
Song Shi pinched his phone with some pride: "You are the concubine of the second bedroom, and I am still the chief manager of the landlord's house. If you don't please me, you won't have the chance to sleep with me."
"Are you the chief executive?? Who is the landlord?"
There are only two people left,
It's either Lin Chaoyan or Lu Zhiyan. Although a person's emotions are not obvious, the joy is visible to the naked eye, and even a little bit of anticipation.
As for the other, his face was ashen, and he looked like he was going to get his lunch soon.
The goal should not be too obvious.
"Mr. Lu is a black-hearted landlord?"
"No, I'm a concubine."
The man lowered his eyebrows and stared at Lin Chaoyan beside him with a half-smile.
"It's still the third concubine who was snatched by her."
hiss~
Inhale the sound, not the sound effect.
Landlords directly take all men and women, right?
Lin Chaoyan smiled awkwardly yet politely,
How should she tell them, there are more powerful lines here.
You are a landowner with enough gold to stand on your feet, but you have money and doubts,
For example, no matter how much money you have, you can’t eat watery carrots every day.
as well as,
There are also two red apricots in the yard that are always ready to come out of the wall.
Character exclusive lines: Ah!Today is another day of being cuckolded, which is great.
End one in the afternoon,
Then there are two exams,
After the official exam is over, the update time should be stable.
Probably after next Wednesday.
Ha ha ha a little sensational,
Thanks for being here guys,
die laughing,
If no one pays attention to me in the chapter where I ask for leave,
Maybe I really swung my knife from the palace hahaha.
(End of this chapter)
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