After going on a variety show with my ex-boyfriend, I was forced to make an official announcement
Chapter 71 This thing still has such a wild and uninhibited narration
Chapter 71 This thing still has such a wild and uninhibited narration
Since I knew there would be such an event last night, I didn't expect it to be so normal.
It's just that this is more or less a bit outrageous.
Lin Chaoyan looked at the text on the screen,
Read it from beginning to end, then close your eyes and read it again.
"Director, I think you are illogical." She pointed the phone at the screen,
"I'm a rich and powerful landlord. I know that the red apricots in the backyard are about to get out of the wall. How can I not take action? At least I have to kick them out."
The director cleared his throat and pulled the microphone to his mouth: "Since some guests questioned our plot logic, I will repeat it here.
Everything, don't you think, as long as I feel.
Your task today is to do things according to the requirements of the character information, and to say the lines exclusive to the character.
If you really want to, it is to think about how to be emotional and reasonable.
Since some guests may not be used to the plot for the time being, this event will be held in 10 minutes, and special personnel will be assigned to promote the development of the plot. "
Finally, I would like to remind you that if you do something that is inconsistent with the human design and requirements,
Will automatically quit the game and accept the punishment selected by netizens. Although we will go through screening, it is generally not easy.
Good luck to you then. "
Accompanied by the sound of sizzle current,
The radio sound completely disappeared.
The guests also fell into silence.
Not speechless, but thinking of countermeasures.
No one is Xiaomengxin who participated in a variety show for the first time, and he also knows the fact that the program group is cheating, so he didn't think about it from the beginning, and honestly did what the program group hoped.
Ding Yang stared at Zuo Rui eagerly, and rubbed his hands expectantly: "Sister Zuo Rui, can you close one eye and let me take one or two away."
"You're sure it's one or two." Zuo Rui raised his eyebrows and said, "I heard it very clearly just now, you wanted to pack it in a snakeskin bag,
And I have a special requirement here, that is, there must be no less, and all must be dug up and sold to the landlord. "
Zuo Rui and Ding Yang's stitch-in-the-needle plan ended before it even started.
Qin Yi thought for a while, then looked at Ding Yang, stared at Ding Yang for a few seconds, then turned her gaze to Lin Chaoyan: "I found that our relationship is a bit messy.
I am the landlord's second concubine,
But I have always liked the gangster in the village, and wanted to elope with him, but it was one-sided. "
"What's the matter?" Song Shi raised his head and pressed his aching temple.
"You're an unrequited love, I made it clear that I want to poach a corner.
As the chief manager of a landlord's family, I can obviously show off my power in the village, but I fell in love with the third concubine newly snatched by the landlord.
Always wanted to take advantage of his unpreparedness to lure his new master out of the wall,
It's fine if you like the third room, I've also thought about the second room, and even have "
Song Shi's words stopped abruptly,
Lin. Cuckold. Hard-pressed landlord: How miserable I am as a landlord.
She covered her forehead in pain; "Tell me, who Sanfang likes, anyway, I already have so many, I don't care about having one more."
"Me?" Lu Zhiyan's lips twitched: "Of course I like landlords. As the saying goes, marry as your husband, marry a chicken as a chicken, marry a dog as a dog."
As soon as Lu Zhiyan spoke,
Lin Chaoyan didn't want to continue listening. I knew it would be such a shameful ending.
You shouldn't have talked too much just now.
"Then let's go back to our respective houses and officially start the plot?"
"Yes." Ding Yang nodded thoughtfully, then raised his finger and pointed to the little scalper who was lying down and resting after eating and drinking: "So whose family is it? First exclude me, how can a bastard afford to raise a cow?" .”
Zuo Rui also shook his head: "Although I am a farmer, I can't afford cattle."
"Oh, this is from my house." Song Shi looked down at the screen, and made a voice like waking up from a dream: "I still have tasks related to him."
Being Song Shi's family is equivalent to being a landlord's family,
It's no wonder the cow was guarding outside the window in the first place.
Questions that were unclear in the morning will naturally become clear now.
However, the most important thing is to think about how to complete personal tasks.
Apart from the outrageous and inexplicably sad lines, she had to find a way to prevent the two red apricots in the courtyard from climbing out of the wall.
【Hahaha, I can't do it anymore, I really want to laugh seeing Lin Chaoyan's heart-wrenching expression.
As a landlord, what he has to do is to prevent the little wife from running away with the wild men outside. 】
[This landlord is really miserable, but don't you think these people should be quite funny together? 】
[Yes, yes, I feel the same way.I don't know if it's because the program team intentionally made the task so deadly in order to avoid the cooperation of the guests in the previous episode.
They're basically opposites anyway.
Yang Zai is going to steal Zuo Rui's radish fields, and Zuo Rui has to sell all the radishes to Lin Chaoyan, this is a line.
Another line is that the second bedroom wants to run away with the bastard, the chief executive covets the new third bedroom, and the landlord is preventing the two wives from running away.
The two lines that seem to have nothing to do with each other are inexplicably connected with the tasks inside. 】
[Moreover, I think the guests were reserved from the very beginning. I know Brother Shi's character very well. He stopped abruptly. There must be something crucial to say after this. 】
[Hahahaha, let’s not talk about it, I’m already thinking about some kind of punishment, and it should come in handy this time. 】
【Are you all so serious?I'm quite happy, Lu Zhiyan is a concubine, what a concubine wants to do, it must be to serve and win the favor of the master,
Hey, a big wave of sugar is coming soon, please prepare for it in all departments. 】
[I suspect that besides the sugar, there are also a bunch of discarded faces. 】
I don't know that netizens are already looking forward to it, Lin Chaoyan's mind is almost muddled,
The legs grow on them, and I can't keep staring at them, there must be gaps,
If there is an opportunity to keep people somewhere,
Just thinking about it, three options flashed out in front of my eyes
A: Lock people up.
B: The kind that gathers people together under a certain name, and cannot get rid of it in a short time.
C: Let the person they want to cheat on be resolved in advance, so there will be no worries.
Lin Chaoyan raised her head slightly. Ding Yang has already run to the edge of the field of vision. He will definitely not be able to catch up with him. If he is the first one, it doesn't fit the character design of the plot.
Just when she was about to proceed with option B,
The broadcast sounded without warning,
"Today is a beautiful day, the owner of the forest happily chatted with the two concubines and the chief manager in the yard.
However, because the little scalper at home temporarily had a stomachache,
The butler was forced to leave,
Now there are only three people left in the yard. "
Co-authored this with narration.
Suppress the complaints in my heart,
Lin Chaoyan imitated a certain character she played before, sat down lazily at the stone table, poured herself a cup of tea slowly,
He imitated those big shots again and took a sip.
"Today is a rare good weather, and it is also the time when the Shuiling Shuiling radish matures,
I love to eat this radish the most in my life, but in the past, I used to cook it, and I got tired of eating it for more than ten years.
You are here today, why not think about any good ideas,
If it speaks to my heart, there will be a lot of rewards.
It is estimated that Zuo Rui in the village will soon send over this year's radishes. We must discuss and come up with a result today, otherwise no one will be allowed to leave. "
broadcast:
The second room, who was originally unwilling to come out, gave the landlord a blank look in his heart:
You are a fat, potbellied man, pretending to be serious, drinking plain water is so much trouble.
I also want to eat radishes to get new ideas,
It's just me who came up with a good idea, can you bite your old teeth?
If I can't tell, I'm not allowed to leave, and I have to shorten the time I spend watching the young prodigal son.
It's true that the older you get, the more you become a monster.
Lin Chaoyan was stunned and blinked several times.
This broadcast also has an explanation of the heart, and why it is so wild and uninhibited.
Qin Yi put on a mask of pain for a moment, but years of professionalism made her react quickly,
There is one more chapter,
hhh I don't know if you have noticed that this is not like romance at all.
It’s probably because I haven’t read any romance novels, so I wrote them in a unique style.
Laugh
When I go to Kangkang, what do others write.
(End of this chapter)
Since I knew there would be such an event last night, I didn't expect it to be so normal.
It's just that this is more or less a bit outrageous.
Lin Chaoyan looked at the text on the screen,
Read it from beginning to end, then close your eyes and read it again.
"Director, I think you are illogical." She pointed the phone at the screen,
"I'm a rich and powerful landlord. I know that the red apricots in the backyard are about to get out of the wall. How can I not take action? At least I have to kick them out."
The director cleared his throat and pulled the microphone to his mouth: "Since some guests questioned our plot logic, I will repeat it here.
Everything, don't you think, as long as I feel.
Your task today is to do things according to the requirements of the character information, and to say the lines exclusive to the character.
If you really want to, it is to think about how to be emotional and reasonable.
Since some guests may not be used to the plot for the time being, this event will be held in 10 minutes, and special personnel will be assigned to promote the development of the plot. "
Finally, I would like to remind you that if you do something that is inconsistent with the human design and requirements,
Will automatically quit the game and accept the punishment selected by netizens. Although we will go through screening, it is generally not easy.
Good luck to you then. "
Accompanied by the sound of sizzle current,
The radio sound completely disappeared.
The guests also fell into silence.
Not speechless, but thinking of countermeasures.
No one is Xiaomengxin who participated in a variety show for the first time, and he also knows the fact that the program group is cheating, so he didn't think about it from the beginning, and honestly did what the program group hoped.
Ding Yang stared at Zuo Rui eagerly, and rubbed his hands expectantly: "Sister Zuo Rui, can you close one eye and let me take one or two away."
"You're sure it's one or two." Zuo Rui raised his eyebrows and said, "I heard it very clearly just now, you wanted to pack it in a snakeskin bag,
And I have a special requirement here, that is, there must be no less, and all must be dug up and sold to the landlord. "
Zuo Rui and Ding Yang's stitch-in-the-needle plan ended before it even started.
Qin Yi thought for a while, then looked at Ding Yang, stared at Ding Yang for a few seconds, then turned her gaze to Lin Chaoyan: "I found that our relationship is a bit messy.
I am the landlord's second concubine,
But I have always liked the gangster in the village, and wanted to elope with him, but it was one-sided. "
"What's the matter?" Song Shi raised his head and pressed his aching temple.
"You're an unrequited love, I made it clear that I want to poach a corner.
As the chief manager of a landlord's family, I can obviously show off my power in the village, but I fell in love with the third concubine newly snatched by the landlord.
Always wanted to take advantage of his unpreparedness to lure his new master out of the wall,
It's fine if you like the third room, I've also thought about the second room, and even have "
Song Shi's words stopped abruptly,
Lin. Cuckold. Hard-pressed landlord: How miserable I am as a landlord.
She covered her forehead in pain; "Tell me, who Sanfang likes, anyway, I already have so many, I don't care about having one more."
"Me?" Lu Zhiyan's lips twitched: "Of course I like landlords. As the saying goes, marry as your husband, marry a chicken as a chicken, marry a dog as a dog."
As soon as Lu Zhiyan spoke,
Lin Chaoyan didn't want to continue listening. I knew it would be such a shameful ending.
You shouldn't have talked too much just now.
"Then let's go back to our respective houses and officially start the plot?"
"Yes." Ding Yang nodded thoughtfully, then raised his finger and pointed to the little scalper who was lying down and resting after eating and drinking: "So whose family is it? First exclude me, how can a bastard afford to raise a cow?" .”
Zuo Rui also shook his head: "Although I am a farmer, I can't afford cattle."
"Oh, this is from my house." Song Shi looked down at the screen, and made a voice like waking up from a dream: "I still have tasks related to him."
Being Song Shi's family is equivalent to being a landlord's family,
It's no wonder the cow was guarding outside the window in the first place.
Questions that were unclear in the morning will naturally become clear now.
However, the most important thing is to think about how to complete personal tasks.
Apart from the outrageous and inexplicably sad lines, she had to find a way to prevent the two red apricots in the courtyard from climbing out of the wall.
【Hahaha, I can't do it anymore, I really want to laugh seeing Lin Chaoyan's heart-wrenching expression.
As a landlord, what he has to do is to prevent the little wife from running away with the wild men outside. 】
[This landlord is really miserable, but don't you think these people should be quite funny together? 】
[Yes, yes, I feel the same way.I don't know if it's because the program team intentionally made the task so deadly in order to avoid the cooperation of the guests in the previous episode.
They're basically opposites anyway.
Yang Zai is going to steal Zuo Rui's radish fields, and Zuo Rui has to sell all the radishes to Lin Chaoyan, this is a line.
Another line is that the second bedroom wants to run away with the bastard, the chief executive covets the new third bedroom, and the landlord is preventing the two wives from running away.
The two lines that seem to have nothing to do with each other are inexplicably connected with the tasks inside. 】
[Moreover, I think the guests were reserved from the very beginning. I know Brother Shi's character very well. He stopped abruptly. There must be something crucial to say after this. 】
[Hahahaha, let’s not talk about it, I’m already thinking about some kind of punishment, and it should come in handy this time. 】
【Are you all so serious?I'm quite happy, Lu Zhiyan is a concubine, what a concubine wants to do, it must be to serve and win the favor of the master,
Hey, a big wave of sugar is coming soon, please prepare for it in all departments. 】
[I suspect that besides the sugar, there are also a bunch of discarded faces. 】
I don't know that netizens are already looking forward to it, Lin Chaoyan's mind is almost muddled,
The legs grow on them, and I can't keep staring at them, there must be gaps,
If there is an opportunity to keep people somewhere,
Just thinking about it, three options flashed out in front of my eyes
A: Lock people up.
B: The kind that gathers people together under a certain name, and cannot get rid of it in a short time.
C: Let the person they want to cheat on be resolved in advance, so there will be no worries.
Lin Chaoyan raised her head slightly. Ding Yang has already run to the edge of the field of vision. He will definitely not be able to catch up with him. If he is the first one, it doesn't fit the character design of the plot.
Just when she was about to proceed with option B,
The broadcast sounded without warning,
"Today is a beautiful day, the owner of the forest happily chatted with the two concubines and the chief manager in the yard.
However, because the little scalper at home temporarily had a stomachache,
The butler was forced to leave,
Now there are only three people left in the yard. "
Co-authored this with narration.
Suppress the complaints in my heart,
Lin Chaoyan imitated a certain character she played before, sat down lazily at the stone table, poured herself a cup of tea slowly,
He imitated those big shots again and took a sip.
"Today is a rare good weather, and it is also the time when the Shuiling Shuiling radish matures,
I love to eat this radish the most in my life, but in the past, I used to cook it, and I got tired of eating it for more than ten years.
You are here today, why not think about any good ideas,
If it speaks to my heart, there will be a lot of rewards.
It is estimated that Zuo Rui in the village will soon send over this year's radishes. We must discuss and come up with a result today, otherwise no one will be allowed to leave. "
broadcast:
The second room, who was originally unwilling to come out, gave the landlord a blank look in his heart:
You are a fat, potbellied man, pretending to be serious, drinking plain water is so much trouble.
I also want to eat radishes to get new ideas,
It's just me who came up with a good idea, can you bite your old teeth?
If I can't tell, I'm not allowed to leave, and I have to shorten the time I spend watching the young prodigal son.
It's true that the older you get, the more you become a monster.
Lin Chaoyan was stunned and blinked several times.
This broadcast also has an explanation of the heart, and why it is so wild and uninhibited.
Qin Yi put on a mask of pain for a moment, but years of professionalism made her react quickly,
There is one more chapter,
hhh I don't know if you have noticed that this is not like romance at all.
It’s probably because I haven’t read any romance novels, so I wrote them in a unique style.
Laugh
When I go to Kangkang, what do others write.
(End of this chapter)
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