Global high martial arts dead air panel

Chapter 321 Phoenix
Certainly not a coincidence.

Guo Shengye slowly said: "If the male lead really loves the female lead, then he has two possibilities, one is to start his own business and become a business giant from scratch, the other is that he does not have the ability to start a business, then he will go to work step by step, there is The heroine's monthly family dividends, the two of them will have a good life."

Xiao Tang wondered: "But what if the male lead is high-minded and self-respecting, and doesn't want to eat soft food?"

Guo Shengye was speechless: "So what? Is liking someone just to let the other person suffer with him? That's not called high spirits, that's called soft rice hard food."

Cangmao raised its paw: "What does it mean to be soft and hard to eat?"

Xiao Tang explained: "I really want to eat soft food, but I am afraid of losing face, so I have to ask the other party to beg him, so he will reluctantly accept the other party's kindness. This is called soft food and hard food."

Guo Shengye said again: "Besides, if we can be happy with Bai Fumei, how many people are willing to be a good wife and husband at home, this male protagonist is really a bit clueless."

Xiaobai laughed "puchi" and joked, "Brother Xiaoye, there is some personal grievance in your talking like this."

Guo Shengye sighed: "When I was poor, I really wanted to sell myself."

For example, in his research institute, which was full of waste, the government tightened their belts and had to collect research funds for them. At that time, Guo Shengye, as the leader of the research team, really wished he could split a penny in half and spend it. Short of money, he, the young master of a capitalist, is looking forward to a rich overseas Chinese woman to take a fancy to him.

Xiao Tang couldn't imagine it. After all, even if he was reduced to a barren wall, he still has the skills to eat. He is a doctor, and he is a combination of Chinese and Western medicine. He will not starve to death anywhere.

He is also not like Guo Shengye, who has a hammer in the east and a stick in the west. He tries new industries in every life, and basically does not cross industries.Naturally, there is no trouble for Guo Shengye.

Xiao Bai wondered: "You, a young master of the exploiting class, can understand the poverty of the poor class?"

Guo Shengye rolled his eyes and said, "To be honest, you will die with your mouth sooner or later."

Xiaobai didn't dare to say anything for a moment, after all, he really had a criminal record.

Back when Guo Shengye took him and Xiao Tang to the countryside, Xiaobai would sometimes tease Guo Shengye as the young master, but in those days, words such as young master and bourgeoisie were very sensitive, and Guo Shengye and the three of them were almost cheated. Group.

Cangmao asked: "Actually, I was also poor. At that time, my cat also sold herself."

Guo Shengye looked down at the big cat who sold himself, and asked, "You still have to sell yourself? Aren't you the sweetheart of Heaven?"

Cangmao sighed sadly, and said, "I'm not their sweetheart, I'm just a big fat cat who sneaks around and is hunted by people all day long."

Xiaobai smiled and said, "Who said this, it's strangely appropriate."

Cangmao sighed again: "It's what the fat man said."

Guo Shengye squeezed the fat on Cangmao's body and asked, "You are so fat, is there anyone fatter than you?"

Cangmao rubbed its stomach with its paws, and said unconvinced: "Fat spirit is fat."

Guo Shengye said speechlessly: "The kittens in other people's homes are all fluffy, so they look fat, but you, the flesh is quite stocky, and you are a solid kitten."

Cangmao glared at Guo Shengye: "You're pulling tramples!"

Xiao Bai was happy: "You cat is quite good at learning new words. We only said it a few times, and you will understand and use it, better than elementary school students."

As he spoke, he gave a thumbs up.

Cangmao raised its chin arrogantly, looking very proud.

However, Guo Shengye pressed Cangmao's big head and explained: "Girls' fat is different from ours."

Xiao Bai and Xiao Tang couldn't understand, but Cangmao understood, and said, "Pang Ling's is fat here, and mine is fat here. She can say that I am fat, why can't I say that she is fat?"

Cangmao straightened his chest, then pointed to his stomach.

Xiaobai and Xiaotang instantly understood, and even sympathized with the "fat spirit" Cangmao called, which female Bodhisattva came down to earth, and actually raised Cangmao, a big wronged species, with her own hands.

Guo Shengye patiently explained: "Girls have fat here and here because of their body structure, and the standards for girls' fat and boys' fat are different. Girls need to have children, so their bodies need to store more fat. Some fat. It's not the same as a boy, and it's not the same as a big fat cat like you, let alone..."

He said contemptuously: "Aside from your fat belly, you are also quite fat in other places. It is true to say that you are a big fat cat."

Guo Shengye's crude explanation really opened Xiaobai and Xiaotang's eyes, and Xiaobai couldn't sit still laughing: "Brother Ye, do you really raise Cangmao as your son?"

This explanation of fooling children is also applied to Cangmao.

The Cangmao suddenly raised its head, looked up at its fluffy red cat face, and called out to Guo Shengye, "Daddy."

Guo Shengye was stunned, and Xiao Bai and Xiao Tang laughed even more presumptuously in his ears.

"you……"

Guo Shengye suddenly didn't know what to say, subconsciously pressed Cangmao's head again.

He has not planned to have children for more than 20 years, and he presumably will not have children in the future. After all, when the world is at peace, Guo Shengye will be reproductively isolated from ordinary humans.

So Cangmao's old father was quite shocking to Guo Shengye.

After the Cangmao barked, it didn't feel anything wrong, it was just a title, whether it was "Xiaoye", "Xiaoye brother", or "Daddy", to it, Guo Shengye was still the same Guo Shengye.

Guo Shengye changed the subject in a bit of embarrassment, and said, "Fortunately, Cangmao is a boy, not a girl."

Xiaobai nodded cheerfully, and said, "Yes, but Cangmao is miserable."

Cang Mao looked at Xiao Bai suspiciously.

Xiaobai explained: "Your father has different standards for boys and girls. Girls can be fickle. He wishes his daughter could be a master in love, but your father doesn't allow his son to be fickle."

Cangmao subconsciously asked: "Why? Can I not be a little lecherous cat in the future?"

Xiaobai smiled lightly: "It seems that your fat spirit also called you 'little perverted cat'."

Cangmao nodded, and said aggrievedly: "I'm not a small cat, but a big dog is."

Xiao Tang sighed subconsciously: "It seems that your cat and dog combination is an existence that cats dislike dogs in Heaven."

Fortunately, this is a cat, cat and dog. If it is a humanoid creature, isn't this a bum in the village?

Seeing that they finished chatting, Guo Shengye explained to his new son: "It's not that I don't want my son to be a playboy, the main reason is that my son's lust can easily cause trouble."

There is some truth to the word "worm on the brain", not to mention the gentleness of the heroic mound.

Xiaobai nodded and said, "It's still easy to get into trouble."

If his daughter is a playboy, no matter what happens, no one will be killed. Even if he becomes pregnant out of wedlock, he can still take responsibility for his daughter.

But his son is a playboy, Guo Shengye does not guarantee how many grandchildren he will raise.

Originally, Guo Shengye didn't like children. If he approached the retirement age and was about to be liberated from a laborer to a pensioner, and his son brought him home a bunch of children, Guo Shengye might go crazy.

What's more, Guo Shengye couldn't afford the rest of other people's daughters' lives.

Although Guo Shengye didn't have a wife, he fantasized a lot about his children. After various calculations and calculations, he still felt that it would be more cost-effective for his daughter to be the master of love.

Xiaobai was overjoyed: "Brother Xiaoye told me about this, I couldn't believe it."

How can a bachelor who doesn't even have a wife think about so many things?

Guo Shengye said helplessly: "At that time, I was also troubled by that world and had a psychological shadow."

Xiao Tang didn't know about this, so he quickly asked, "What happened?"

Guo Shengye sighed: "It's a variety show world. I participated in a variety show, which is a variety show with children. I am a non-staff MC, responsible for controlling the field, and by the way, I am an intern father. The couples in it really have their own problems. There is a pair of Phoenix men who can't afford it and Bai Fumei who is in love, and I thought about it at the time, I would rather my daughter be a playboy than be a love brain."

Xiaobai followed suit and nodded, and said, "That's true, love will ruin three generations."

Guo Shengye said with a smile: "There is also a pair of Haiwang who is good and Xiaobaihua who was PUA, and Haihou who can't go ashore and the green hat. At that time, I was thinking about changing the name of this variety show to "On Love Brain". How to ruin someone's life."

Xiaobai laughed so hard that Guo Shengye came to talk to him after he withdrew from that world. The topic of the chat was that his future son and daughter must not be lovers unless their other half is a very good person. .

But this chance is too small, and the love brain can easily spoil the other half, so Guo Shengye finally decided to change the topic of the chat back to "what should parents do, so that future children will not become love brains."

Xiao Tang inexplicably looked at Xiao Bai who was about to laugh, and asked suspiciously: "What's the matter with you? What's so funny?"

Xiaobai smiled and said intermittently: "I just think that this world has really left a deep psychological shadow on Brother Xiaoye, so I want to laugh."

Guo Shengye never experienced such a deep psychological shadow when facing millions of zombies alone, but these three couples did it.

Xiao Tang frowned and said, "I don't think the children raised by Xiaoye will be such people."

Xiao Bai glanced at him curiously, shrugged his shoulders, wondering where Xiao Tang got such a big filter, and thought that Guo Shengye would become a reliable father.

Seeing Xiaobai's dissatisfaction, Xiaotang said, "You don't believe me?"

Xiaobai spread his hands and said, "Why do I believe it? Instead of believing that Guo Shengye will become a reliable father, it is better to believe that after Guo Shengye has a child, let me and you take care of the child."

Xiao Tang choked, thinking about Guo Shengye's style, but it was still possible, so he was silent for a while, and said: "I think the daughter raised by Xiaoye will be a real Phoenix."

Xiaobai touched his arm, and said with disgust: "How can you be so nasty?"

Xiao Tang paused and explained: "Isn't it said that Bai Fumei is easy to meet a phoenix man? The real phoenix raised by the wild brother, of course, will not meet a phoenix man, and even if he does, he will not be deceived."

Xiao Bai sighed, "You think too much."

He even believes that the children raised by Guo Shengye will be self-reliant, even if they encounter scum, they can stand up again and start a new life.

After all, their father is unreliable.

But then again, Xiaobai looked up at Xiaotang and said, "Don't think about it too much, Guo Shengye probably won't have children in this life."

Why think so much, it's useless to think about it.

Xiao Tang was taken aback for a moment, as if it really made sense, he nodded and agreed, "You're right."

Guo Shengye snorted, didn't care about these two people, but said confidently: "I will never die in this life, let alone grow old. I don't like children very much, so why don't I have children?"

Most people in the world raise children for three reasons. One is to raise children for old age and retirement, the second is because they like children, and the third is for others, either for love, to have the crystallization of love, or to stop others , do not want to listen to other people's gossip.

And Guo Shengye, from top to bottom, from beginning to end, couldn't find a reason why he wanted to have a child.

Xiaobai said: "It's nothing, it's just that you say you don't want to have children, but in fact you have already planned your children's education. It's quite fun."

Guo Shengye snorted and said, "Don't make fun of me here, I just think about it, after all, if you don't have a child, you may regret it, but if you have a child, you can't regret it."

Is it possible to put the child back into the stomach again?
No.

Xiao Tang suddenly said: "I have known Dink, and they have an experience that they are very vacillating about whether to have children or not, and they will have children in the end."

Guo Shengye glanced at him and asked, "Am I an ordinary person?"

Xiao Tang subconsciously shook his head.

Guo Shengye said again: "So the experience is useful to me?"

Before Xiaotang could speak, Xiaobai stopped him and said, "He's like this, if you continue talking to him, he won't have children just because of his own face."

It was only then that Xiao Tang realized what kind of person Guo Shengye was.

Cangmao felt speechless to these three people, and said, "You guys are so boring, you can even talk so much about having children."

Guo Shengye rubbed its head vigorously, and said, "This is not a small problem, childbearing is not a small issue anywhere."

Cangmao rolled his eyes: "Don't fool me."

Xiao Bai said happily, "Hey, this cat is really getting smarter."

Cangmao subconsciously nodded, stopped halfway through the nodding, and said, "What do you mean? Was the cat stupid before?"

Xiaobai thought about it seriously, and said: "Almost, I can't say I'm stupid, I can only say... I'm stupid."

Cang Mao was shaken by Xiao Bai, and said angrily, "Are you kidding me?"

Xiaobai nodded and said with a smile, "That's right."

Cangmao scratched Guo Shengye's arm, thinking that Guo Shengye would support it.

(End of this chapter)