Global high martial arts dead air panel

Chapter 322 White Moonlight

As a result, Cangmao's own paws hurt, and it didn't even leave a mark on the white jade-like arm. It simply forgot about the grievances with Xiaobai, and concentrated on grabbing Guo Shengye's arm.

Guo Shengye joked, "My arm is not your cat's scratching post."

The movements on Cangmao's paw paused, and he asked, "What is a cat scratching board?"

Xiao Tang explained: "Cat scratching boards are the boards cats use to sharpen their claws."

Cangmao sighed heavily: "Oh, brother Xiao Ye's cat doesn't even have a scratching post...By the way, is the scratching post something that cats outside have only one claw?"

Guo Shengye asked, "A cat's paw? Do you mean a human hand?"

Cangmao nodded, and said very seriously: "Yes, but what I'm asking is about our cats, so I can't use 'human hands', but 'cat's claws'."

Guo Shengye showed a little smile in his eyes, and raised his hand to touch his nose, obviously he was cute.

Xiaobai half straightened up, stretched out his hand and slapped Cangmao's head, and sat back again: "Hey, you little cat, you can make up your own words."

Cangmao glanced at him unhappily, turned away not to look at him, and said, "You don't respect cats."

"Why didn't I respect you?" Xiaobai said with a smile, his tone was very frivolous, which made the listeners even more angry.

Cangmao said angrily, "You touch the cat's head without my permission, that's disrespectful to the cat."

Xiaobai drew his voice: "Okay, then I apologize to you."

It is strange to say that Cangmao is not like it is in the Temple of Heaven outside. When it is outside, it always looks like a cat uncle. Others also use him as an ancestor, but in the Temple of Heaven, Cangmao always looks like a cat. Childish, more childish than a child.

But now the child is also the ancestor, the little ancestor of the whole family, which can be considered to be reasonable for Cangmao's temper.

Cangmao received Xiaobai's apology, nodded seriously and said, "Okay, I forgive you, I hope you won't do it again next time."

Guo Shengye squeezed Cangmao's fleshy flesh again, watching the scene of "Father's kindness and son's filial piety", Xiaobai suddenly said seriously: "To be honest, if you have a son, Brother Ye, I would also like to let you have a son." My daughter is marrying your son."

His utterance made Guo Shengye speechless for a while, and he couldn't help but say in disgust, "Why are you crazy?"

Xiao Tang also looked at Xiao Bai inexplicably.

Xiaobai explained: "Brother Ye's parenting philosophy is 'If a son is raised in a wrong way, others will suffer; if a daughter is raised in a wrong way, he will be the one to blame', so Brother Ye must be very strict with his son. If Brother Ye's son dares to forgive me Girl, you don’t need me, my father-in-law, to do anything, Brother Ye can break his son’s leg by himself.”

If he and Brother Ye were in-laws, Xiaobai would be much more at ease.

Hearing this reason, Xiao Tang held his breath and was speechless for a while, before he said: "You...you are really, I don't know what to say about you."

This person still has the face to say that Guo Shengye thinks a lot, and he himself does not think less.

Xiaobai said indifferently: "What are you talking about? I don't plan to be single for the rest of my life."

Guo Shengye snorted lightly and said, "Don't be silly here."

He glanced at Xiaobai and said, "I'd rather believe that Xiaotang got married than I don't believe you."

Xiao Tang is the single dog of ten thousand years in the trio, what Guo Shengye said is very insulting.

Xiaobai said unconvinced: "How am I not worthy of your trust?"

Guo Shengye said lightly, "Little Flower God."

Xiao Bai sat back listlessly, and said dejectedly: "I don't know how well she is doing. Besides, I may not be able to meet her."

How far apart are the two?

It is Xiaobai who knows that she keeps traveling through other worlds, but he doesn't know where she is, when she will stop, and whether she is willing to stay for him.

Guo Shengye said lightly: "So what, even if you never meet, you will not give up willingly."

Xiaobai was silent for a while, then smiled slightly: "You are right, I am not reconciled."

How could he be reconciled, that was his white moonlight.

Seeing that Xiaobai rarely looked like a stray dog ​​soaked by rain, Guo Shengye revealed some news to him: "Maybe we will meet that little flower god."

Xiaobai's eyes lit up, and he asked, "How do you know?"

Guo Shengye paused, and said, "The Little Flower God recognized me at that time."

Xiaobai leaned back on the back of the chair, and said in a low voice: "That's right, you are such a flirt, and all the worlds share the same face, who can't recognize you."

Guo Shengye glared at him and asked, "Do you still want to hear it?"

Xiaobai smiled subconsciously, and said, "Listen, you continue."

Guo Shengye said again: "I don't know how she can tell, she knows you are by my side."

Xiaobai held his breath, feeling sour in his heart.

Xiao Tang was surprised and said, "It turns out that the red rose really knows about Xiao Bai's existence."

Red Rose is Xiao Tang's nickname for the little flower god, and he always thought that little flower god looked like a red rose in full bloom.

Guo Shengye said lightly: "I know, so she told me some news in private."

He glanced at Xiaobai and said, "She didn't say it clearly, because she still has a system in her body, so the information I know is very vague. She means that if there is a chance, we will meet again."

Xiaobai smiled wryly: "You also said that if there is a chance."

Xiao Tang scolded: "No prospect, and Xiao Huashen is not the kind of bureaucratic person. She must have made up her mind by saying that."

Xiaobai was startled, then smiled and said, "I was thinking about it."

Guo Shengye sarcastically said: "You didn't mean it, I have never seen a person like you, there is clearly someone in my heart, and I have never seen someone cut off from your side."

Xiaobai had hope in his heart, and he didn't care about Guo Shengye. He knew that Guo Shengye couldn't get used to him for a long time, and he finally said that it was not easy for him. He grinned and said: "Actually, no, my male virtue It's good."

Xiao Tang couldn't help scolding: "You have a manly virtue, you are so shameless."

Xiaobai spread his hands and said directly: "I did it to maintain the character design, I didn't do anything."

Xiao Tang doubted: "Then what are you talking about with your girlfriend?"

Every time he saw Xiaobai, he could see Xiaobai chatting happily with a group of girls.

Xiaobai scratched his head and said, "Girls are more concerned about dressing up, so I just want to chat with them more, thinking that if I run into Xiaohuashen in the future, I can also have some common topics with her. , I can also know what to send."

He muttered: "I see that many people complain about their boyfriend's straight male aesthetics. I just want to cultivate my own aesthetics first."

Guo Shengye was shocked by Xiaobai's dog-legged appearance, and he said after a while, "That's really hard for you."

Xiaobai laughed and said, "It's not difficult, it's not difficult at all."

What's more, those girls are good-looking and nice-talking, he doesn't feel wronged at all, and after getting along with them for a long time, Xiaobai knows how hard girls can go for beauty.

Xiaohua God is the most beautiful, and Xiaobai doesn't want to have conflicts because of this reason when the two of them are really together in the end, so Xiaobai has made the greatest preparations in advance.

If you want to be with a beauty, you must be prepared to be with a beauty. The beauty of a beauty must be maintained. In addition to the accumulation of money, there is also the accumulation of daily life.

For example, going to bed early and getting up early, eating a healthy diet, exercising with constant wind and rain, and skin care after getting up in the morning and before going to bed at night, these are all necessary conditions.

Xiao Bai sighed: "A female friend I know broke up with her boyfriend because she couldn't stand her living habits."

The Wannian single dog Xiao Tang curiously asked, "What living habits?"

Xiaobai counted with his fingers: "For example, let her boyfriend accompany her to the gym every week, such as eating healthy meals every day. In the end, she made her boyfriend look handsome, but he really couldn't bear this kind of life, so we broke up."

Xiao Tang was puzzled: "Why, isn't it easy to go to the gym every week and eat healthy meals every day?"

Xiaobai glanced at him, and said in a bad mood: "You are a full man who doesn't know how hungry a man is. We are all migrant workers. We are already tired after commuting to and from get off work every day. When we get home, we just want to eat some junk food and lie at home." Playing games and reading novels, where does the perseverance come from?"

He also said: "Do you think that the saying 'beauty is a scarce resource' is for nothing? People don't know how much self-discipline is for beauty. No matter how good the appearance is, there is no way to maintain beauty without the support of good living habits. "

Xiao Tang was left speechless by Xiao Bai's words, and murmured: "You really have become a friend of women, you even know this kind of thing."

Xiaobai snorted coldly and said, "Of course, I don't even look at who I am. No matter men or women, they can't resist my charm. They all cry and want to make friends with me."

Xiao Tang muttered: "You have become a friend of women, but I haven't seen you introduce someone to me."

Xiaobai's face was quite strange, and he said delicately, "I'll introduce someone to you? It's clearly a signboard for me."

Xiao Tang was not convinced: "Why did I smash your signboard?"

Xiaobai spread his hands and said helplessly, "Do you think that I dragged you out to eat for the sake of eating?"

He already put the pot in front of Xiao Tang, so maybe he still has to feed it?

Xiao Tang was stunned for a moment before he came to his senses, and said falteringly: "I really didn't know at the time, I thought you were embarrassed to have dinner with so many girls, so you dragged me to accompany you, or dragged me to be your pawn." wingman."

Xiaobai rolled his eyes and said, "I'm convinced, I've held off countless dinners, and to be honest, you're the only one who insists on being single all the time."

Guo Shengye laughed and said, "Don't make things difficult for him, Xiao Tang."

When he heard the first half of the sentence, Xiao Tang thought that Guo Shengye was talking about Xiao Bai, but when he heard the latter address, Xiao Tang turned black and accused, "It is clear that Xiao Bai is making things difficult for me."

Guo Shengye explained: "If you ask Xiaobai to introduce someone to you, you are making things difficult for him. To be honest, you should find a partner yourself. The organization really can't solve your problem, and you are not a human being yet, so it's really not good. find a partner."

Xiao Tang pricked up his ears vigilantly, and asked earnestly, "Brother Xiao Ye, you are PUAing me."

Guo Shengye almost uttered the curse of the country, endured it, and asked, "What's wrong with me?"

Xiao Tang said solemnly: "I am of average appearance and have an iron rice bowl. I have no parents-in-law above and no children below, and I can choose whether I want children or not. I will hand over my salary after marriage. Why can't I be like this?"

Xiao Bai said softly: "To be honest, as soon as Xiao Tang said this, I felt that the grade of the Temple of Heaven was lowered."

He ignored Xiao Tang's eyes that wanted to kill someone, and continued, "I feel like I'm not in the Temple of Heaven, but in the blind date park."

Xiaobai was quite disgusted and said: "Where did you learn this skill?"

Xiao Tang wondered, "I've seen it on TV dramas and variety shows, isn't blind date like this?"

Xiaobai said speechlessly, "I'm sorry, no one here has ever been on a blind date."

After hearing this, Xiao Tang couldn't help turning his gaze to Guo Shengye.

Xiaobai said in disbelief: "Brother Ye, have you ever had a blind date?"

Xiao Tang nodded seriously, and said, "Of course, Brother Ye is a non-marriage advocate, and not all parents in the world can accept this idea, so of course Brother Ye was forced to go on a blind date."

Guo Shengye ignored Xiao Tang's provocation, and said: "Your fertility problem, to be honest, you think too much, you are now a candle dragon, the only candle dragon in the world, and all species have sex with you isolation."

Xiao Bai smiled gloatingly at the side, and Xiao Tang listened intently to Guo Shengye's criticism.

Guo Shengye added: "Although you have been with human beings for a long time, in the final analysis, your ideas and concepts are not the same as human beings. This is also a problem."

Xiao Tang nodded seriously.

Finally, Guo Shengye said: "So don't be in a hurry, it's useless if you are in a hurry, after the matter is settled, you can go to other worlds to find a partner, you can find a vampire or a candle dragon, it's up to you, just don't harm me I'm out of this world."

Xiao Tang's face was ashen, and he said in shock: "You are my brother! You don't even face me?"

Guo Shengye nodded and said: "Because I am your wild brother, I have to plan for the people of this world. I must not harm others. Let's be a great dragon."

Xiao Tang had nothing to say.

Xiao Bai laughed so hard that he was about to twitch, and after he stopped laughing, he said, "That's right, we now support freedom of love and marriage, so you should find it yourself."

Xiao Tang gave him a blank look, and stopped talking. After thinking about it, he still felt that brother Xiao Ye and Xiao Bai were PUAing him, so he didn't want to talk to them.

But Xiaobai did not forget about Guo Shengye, and asked curiously, "Brother Ye, what's it like to go on a blind date?"

Guo Shengye subconsciously recalled the chaotic blind date scene, and said without thinking, "Speechless."

"Speechless?"

Xiao Bai sharply said: "Could it be that your blind date was also involved in the plot?"

Guo Shengye nodded and said, "When two women compete for a man, I am the one who gets left behind."

Xiaobai suppressed a smile and said, "Can you explain it carefully?"

(End of this chapter)