The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 164 Became Bald
Lin Yi: "..."

Everyone: "..." Mr. Luke's bald head, um, is quite good.No, Mr. Sober was cursed by his spiritual pet to lose his hair... lost his hair...

what to do?I really want to laugh...

The Impermanences were also stunned collectively. Seeing the widened eyes of the sober adult, and his stupid and unbelievable appearance, the stupefied appearance that did not match the usual majestic image, wanted to laugh but did not dare to laugh, and it was quite painful.

"Uh, Hua!" Lin Yi gritted his voice through his teeth.

Seeing Lin Yi with a big bald head, so angry that he unconsciously lifted off into the air, Wu Hua also knew that he had caused trouble, so he hurriedly begged for mercy: "Master, I was wrong, I was wrong, it's all because of my cheap mouth..." He slapped himself on the head with a fan.

Bai Jie covered the fox's face with her paws, and exclaimed: "Master, your hair... Wu Hua, you are dead, you crow's mouth!" The fox's face under the paws was gloating.Wu Hua's cheap mouth has offended many people, even the four gates of the Niangniang Temple have been cursed by his cheap mouth.Now Bai Jie can already predict what will happen to Wu Hua after being beaten to death by her master and then kicked out of the house.

There was a burst of crazy laughter. It was Lao Cao. There were so many ghosts in the scene, only Lao Cao dared to laugh, and he laughed so wildly.Everyone looked at Lao Cao with envy and envy, and covered their lips one after another, alas, it is too painful to hold back a smile!

Lao Cao couldn't help laughing, because Lin Yi's appearance was really too funny, and that dazed and dazed appearance had never been seen in hundreds of years, and he was directly cursed by his spiritual pet. With a bald head, if this is said to be passed on to the underworld, I don't know how many ghost teeth I will laugh out.

After Lin Yi was stunned, he became angry again, and then became angry from embarrassment: "Laugh, laugh again! Believe it or not, I will beat you!"

"Hahaha..." Lao Cao couldn't stop, because it was so funny, it was a rare spectacle once in a thousand years.

"That's right, sober adults are handsome even with a bald head." Then he bit his lip, shrugged his shoulders slightly, no, he couldn't hold it back anymore.

Lin Yi was furious. After so many years of impermanence, he had never been ashamed like today. He was cursed by his pet until he lost his hair, and this bastard was a spiritual pet that he brought back on his own initiative. It was a great effort, with tears in his eyes I have to endure it too.

Everyone was stunned, it's no wonder Master Luxing has high magic power, and he is not afraid of damage from magic weapons, so he dared to feel that this is his master's property.

The nightclub staff who brought out another bucket of slops to pour out saw a very strange scene. The drain cover of the sewer actually floated up out of thin air, floating in mid-air. Then, there was a splashing sound, and then, a black man all over his body The man in the top hat got up from the sewer, his head and face were covered with scum, and he was yelling, "Wake up, Wu Hua, you two bastards, I'm going to kill you..."

Taoist: "..." The lucid lord is indeed not an ordinary ghost, but an admirable ghost!
The monks: "..." The lucid adults are indeed not ordinary ghosts, but a gluttonous ghost.

The Taoist priests were descending the mountain in the dark, and when they heard the roar of laughter floating above their heads, they all raised their heads and looked at the two ghosts who had disappeared into the darkness. After a long time, they all burst into wild laughter.

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"Ah..." Lao Cao was stunned for a moment, and then laughed uncontrollably, "Ahahaha...ahhahaha...hahaha...I was wrong, hahaha, I was wrong...hahaha... ...You dead crow..." Lao Cao, who couldn't stop laughing, bent down in pain, admitting his mistake while laughing.

Seeing that Lao Cao was already squatting on the ground, laughing very painfully, Lin Yi's anger also dissipated. The reason why Lao Cao dared to laugh at him so blatantly was not because he was too easy to bully, so he said darkly: " Still laughing?"

Lin Yi took the treasure garment, looked it over, nodded, and put the treasure garment into the storage ring.

The nightclub staff opened their mouths wide and were about to speak when the drain cover floating in the air fell on the man in black by itself, directly smashing the man into the sewer. There, like a piece of wood, he dared not make a sound.

The nightclub staff were almost scared to pee, and what made him even more weird was that the drain cover floated up again, as if it was held by something in its hand, and it was covered back to its original position.Immediately afterwards, the nightclub staff felt a gust of fragrant wind blowing in, and the faucet specially used for cleaning not far from the sewer actually released water with a splash.

Lin Yi said expressionlessly: "Bring it here."

As for Lao Cao, he finally stopped smiling, but at this moment he was hugging his waist, because his belly hurt from laughing.

Wuchang quickly followed suit, and quickly floated away with the captured Li Gui and the soul of Huang Pingye who had been beaten beyond recognition by Wu Hua.

Wu Hua said angrily, "Bai Jie, you're a dead fox, you actually made trouble when you're down."

Huang Pingye still screamed in disbelief: "The treasure garment is the possession of Sha Shoujian. Even if you are his disciple, but you are a ghost, you cannot touch the robe. You are definitely not a real ghost."

"Oh, it's so dirty..." Bai Jie subconsciously refused to do it.She is a beautiful, charming and elegant fox fairy, how can she do such dirty work?

Huang Wu followed behind and shouted: "Master, there is still a ghost that hasn't been taken away."

"Stop laughing, I was wrong, I was wrong...hahaha...hahaha..."

Monk and Taoist priest: "..." Sir Lucid is really too skinny.

"Hahaha... no, hahaha..."

And Li Changgong, the head of the Nine Nether Underworld's soul ecstasy, also had a bitter expression on his face. Today's capture of the evil Huang Pingye was a great opportunity to make a name for himself, but he was the first high-ranking ghost to be injured by Huang Pingye.On the contrary, the human world at the opposite door was sober, his combat power was already enough to beat him, and he could even touch the Wuxiang Treasure Clothes that had burned him until now and hadn't recovered, and his height was immediately visible.

Old Cao who was still laughing: "Huh?"

"Remember what you said." Lin Yi patted his head, and said to Bai Jie, "Huang Wu and his wife are both injured, so please take care of them."

But after a while, the drain cover was pushed up by the man in black, and then, the nightclub staff saw a scene he would never forget in his life, the man in black floated from the sewer with his body covered in scum up.Yes, it is in the way of floating. After floating out of the ground, he stomped his feet frantically on the ground, then pointed to the air and said bitterly: "You wait for me, woo woo..." Then he disappeared crying.

Lin Yi had avenged his revenge, and finally he was not embarrassed. He put on his hat calmly, and found that everyone was still staring at him dumbly. He couldn't help but ask, "What are you looking at? Have you never seen a bald inspector?"

So Lin Yi decided to turn shame and anger into strength, pointed at Luo Guangming and said, "Peel off Huang Pingye's non-phase robe."

But Lin Yi glanced at her coldly.

"Damn hahaha...this group...hahaha...stinky Taoist priests...are actually laughing hahaha, laugh, laughing at me..." Old Cao had excellent hearing, and smiled weakly.

Wu Hua behaved very well-behaved: "Understood, master, I promise I will never be mean again in the future. Even if I scold others, I will never scold you again."

The Taoist priests collectively lowered their heads and added: "In fact, a sober adult looks good with a bald head."

Lin Yi took the injured Huang Wu and his wife back home, and said to Wu Hua, "From now on, keep your mouth shut. You can just curse others. If you dare to curse me, let's see how I deal with it." you."

Wu Hua seemed to have received an amnesty, and opened his mouth to Lao Cao, "Ah, what? It's funny, isn't it? Then you can keep laughing, it's best to laugh till dawn."

"My lord, the treasure clothes are here. You see..." What is the relationship between us, this treasure clothes can only be given to myself.Master Lucid is a ghost and a god, it is useless to take this precious clothes, and only you are worthy of this precious clothes, a little bit...

Lin Yi was trembling with anger, not knowing whether to beat Lao Cao or Wu Hua first.

Bai Jie shrank her neck and hurried away.

Everyone: "..." The lucid adults have great magic power, no, it should be because of their great luck, or their great merits, so that they are not afraid of the damage to the soul and body caused by the precious clothes.

Impermanence also breathed a sigh of relief, let me just say, no wonder Mr. Lucid is so powerful, so he has such a powerful background.

It was only then that Lin Yi realized that there was another ghost tied up in another forest, but he didn't care about it now, grabbed Lao Cao by the collar, and went to find the cesspit.

Seeing that he was being punished, Lin Yi said to Wu Hua, "Is there a remedy?"

Lin Yisheng was afraid that Huang Pingye would talk nonsense again, so he asked him to drop his vest on the spot, and quickly waved his hand: "Hurry up and take this old thing away. Shut up, it makes my brain hurt."

This was not over yet, the plastic bucket containing the detergent on the side was pressed a few times out of thin air, and a few large drops of cleaning liquid dripped out. After a burst of splashing water, the faucet was turned off out of thin air.

What Lin Yi didn't expect was that not only did he lose his hair from his soul, but also from his physical body.

"Oh..." Wu Hua was not kicked out, nor was she beaten. Bai Jie was very depressed and felt that it was too unfair. The master was too lenient with Wu Hua, so why was he so harsh on her?Not only made her do the dirty work, but also treated her so harshly.Huh, majestic nine-tailed fox, why is it not even as good as a crow?
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As for Lao Cao, he was still laughing bitterly, "Haha... I was wrong, Lin Yi, I was wrong... Woohoo... Hahaha..."

"Ah...hahaha..." Lao Cao was about to cry, but Lin Yi grabbed Lao Cao and said, "You can have this." He floated all the way down the mountain.

"Yes, yes..." Wu Hua said with some reluctance, "Kick him into the cesspit."

Impermanence: "..." Sir Luke is amazing!The vestment of the ghost buster can also be touched safely, no wonder he can rise all the way in less than ten years after entering the job.

The impermanence also looked weird, I didn't expect that the lucid adults also have such a detached side.

This formless dharma robe is the precious robe worn by Master Sa, it is extremely powerful in exorcising evil spirits.

But Bai Jie thought she was understanding and comforted him: "Master, don't be angry, Wu Hua didn't do it on purpose. It's his mouth that caused trouble. In fact, sometimes he can't control himself. The main reason is that his temper is too violent." Now, once you lose your temper, you can say anything. Last time in Niangniang Temple, I directly cursed a yellow door for half a year. The master just lost his hair, which is relatively mild."

It was fine if Bai Jie didn't say anything, but everyone was taken aback when they said that, and they were cursed not to lift. This is simply a disaster on earth.Although we are Taoist priests, we also have needs in that regard. Besides, we have not really become monks.Impermanence also thinks the same way, although most of us don't marry wives, but we still visit the cellars and spend time with female ghosts.

The top silkworm clothing is made of gold silk coins that have been soaked in cinnabar for 49 days, and the clothes are embroidered with patterns of exorcising ghosts one by one. It is not only light and breathable, but also the top self-defense in the world. magic weapon.All the evils can't get close to him, no wonder Huang Pingye is full of evil habits, he has been controlled by the underworld for many years, and he can live in peace.Thinking about the situation just now, if there is no help from the sober adults, their group will not say that the whole army is wiped out, at least they will have nothing to do with Huang Pingye.

Luo Guangming peeled off the non-phase dharma robe, carefully folded it, and looked at Lin Yi eagerly.

Huang Pingye opened his only remaining eye, and still shouted in disbelief: "Impossible, even if you are an inspector, you can't touch my Wuxiang treasure clothes. You are definitely not a ghost, you are definitely not a real ghost." !"

After a long time, the nightclub staff felt that the other party was gone, and then moved slowly, then rushed into the room and closed the door.

Lin Yi explained casually: "This precious garment is my master's old man's life." This is the precious garment that the old master got when he traveled in the world. He is his disciple, and of course the precious garment is his own.

Lin Yi took a deep breath, calmed down, looked at Wu Hua with a restless and hesitant face, Bai Jie who gloated at his misfortune, and these Taoist priests and impermanence who wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh and just shrugged their shoulders. , and then said: "Wu Hua, curse this guy for you, and I will spare you this time." Pointing at Lao Cao, although his face was covered and his expression could not be seen, there was definitely a ferocious face under the mask.

Luo Guangming was stunned for a while before he came to his senses, and hurriedly peeled off the phaseless vestment on Huang Pingye's corpse.

Impermanence: "..." The lucid adults are certainly not ordinary ghosts, but Dongyue fierce ghosts!

Lin Yi felt guilty, and said coldly: "There is so much nonsense. Master, the old man, has always loved me, so what if you let me walk through the back door? Are you not convinced? If you are not convinced, come and bite me."

"Ah! Oh, good!" Luo Guangming stepped forward with a dazed look on his face, and handed over Baoyi with both hands.

After looking around, Lin Yi couldn't find the cesspit. Fortunately, he found a nightclub employee who was dumping slop into the drain of the back street. Lin Yi felt that the slop was similar to the cesspool, so he took Lao Cao to float over and let Bai Clean the drain cap on the gutter.

After the soul returned to its place, he subconsciously touched his head, looked at the strands of hair in his hands, and was stunned.

Seeing Yan Lijun who was still sleeping like a pig, Lin Yi had no choice but to leave his soul and went to the nearest supermarket to get a bottle of depilatory cream and put it on the sink.

When Yan Lijun woke up in the morning and opened his eyes, he saw a bright head dangling in front of his eyes. He didn't recognize Lin Yilai for a while, and asked, "Who are you? Why are you in my room? "

Lin Yi sat in front of the bed, pointed at his hair, and said with a look of lovelessness: "Old Yan, where can I sell wigs?"

(End of this chapter)