The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 165 In order to kill the title of the first fierce ghost
Although Lin Yi explained that he accidentally mistook the depilatory cream for shampoo last night, so he made himself bald.It still caused a lot of impact on the crew.Seeing Lin Yi who became bald overnight, the staff laughed so hard.Yan Lijun also specially took out his mobile phone, took a photo of Lin Yi's bald head, and posted it on Weibo: "I mistakenly used hair removal cream as shampoo, and my head became bald overnight. Should XX hair removal cream pay our little brother's advertising fee?"

Yan Lijun has been in the limelight recently, not only has he been closely watched by Yuji, but fans and audiences also come to his Weibo from time to time to watch for new moves.After all, for the hero of "Ghostbusters", Yan Lijun used No. 18 martial arts, making the melon-eaters laugh, and at the same time, he was also a hundred for this male protagonist who had never shown his face in public. expect.

"What's the situation? Why is my little brother bald? Isn't the protagonist a Taoist priest? Is it possible that he wants to change his career to become a monk? I ask Director Yan to explain."

"Upstairs, didn't you see clearly? It's because my little brother misused XX hair removal cream. What kind of hair removal cream is so powerful? Ask for the brand, I'm going to buy it too."

"I laughed so hard, I mistakenly took the depilatory cream as shampoo, why is my little brother so careless? Now it's over, I can't be a Taoist priest, but I can play a monk."

"Poor little brother, please ask for the shadow area of ​​little brother at this time."

"I have to admit, my little brother looks so handsome with a bald head. If my little brother plays a monk, he must be the most handsome monk."

"Little brother, don't be sad, we will crowdfund immediately to comfort you."

The entertainment journalists also forwarded this content, which attracted a wave of onlookers. Not surprisingly, there were also some discordant voices: "... I pay attention to these actors every day, isn't it just that the actors have lost their hair? It is necessary to be on the news ? These entertainment journals are really full, so why don’t they pay attention to our scientists? Athletes?”

Not surprisingly, no one pays attention to this kind of commentary that stands on the moral high ground of "everyone is drunk and I am alone", which has always been disdainful and ignored.Everyone is still discussing in full swing, the little brother who has changed his bald head is probably going to wear a wig for a while.He even went to the official website of the manufacturer and seller of XX hair removal cream to ask them to pay for advertising.

Lin Yi said again: "So, from now on, you'd better keep a low profile, and don't raise your peacock's tail too high. Your father and I can't beat the King of Ghosts either."

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Handing the last long knife weapon to Lu Yi, Lin Yi suddenly thought of an important matter, and asked Lu Yi: "Have you heard of the ghost king?"

"These wild ghosts came out of nowhere. They spoke Chinese and occasionally uttered a few words in foreign language. You say they are foreign devils, and they are all faces of their own country. You say they are from their own country, one by one. He always speaks foreign language, and he is especially good at fighting!" At this time, Lu Yi still had various injuries on her face, and her hair was also messy.

Lin Yi stroked his bald head. His hair would grow out sooner or later, so he didn't worry about it. The only thing he worried about was whether he would be recognized and lose his vest.

Lin Yi: "..."

Luyi retorted angrily: "I don't accept it, many ghosts said that my strength is comparable to the ghost king."

So Lin Yi said to Lu Yi: "If the other party calls again, remember to notify me as soon as possible." He wanted to see where the other party's hook came from.

Unable to fight the landlord, the two went to bed one after another, took out their mobile phones and surfed the Internet.After a while, there was a slight breathing sound from Lin Yi, and he said enviously: "Young people sleep well."

Sure enough, Yan Lijun gave Lin Yi half a day off, and asked him to go back to shoot commercials to earn the endorsement fee before returning to the crew to film. Anyway, this kind of 10-second short video can be completed in an hour at most, and it does not affect the crew's shooting.

Lin Yi asked again: "Is the ghost king really powerful?"

Liu Quan asked: "I'll go, how much hair removal cream did you use?"

Liu Quan just laughed: "I know you don't have time. But you have to accept this ad. I have already called Lao Yan, and he said that he can give you half a day off tomorrow, and let you shoot the ad before returning." The crew. Anyway, you also used the depilatory cream, the effect is so good, you can't make it cheap for them."

The advertisements are divided into 10-second short videos and posters, which require real Lin Yi to appear on the scene.The designer is also talented. He directly copied life and asked Lin Yi to reinterpret the use of hair removal cream as shampoo. The next day he woke up with a pillow full of hair loss and bald head, coupled with a bewildered expression. Say a few lines with a forced expression.It sounds simple, but it still took half a day to shoot.After shooting the short video, the next step is flat shooting, no stylist or makeup artist is required, just go out in real life, stand there, touch your bald head, and then make a few sculpts at the request of the designer, It's done.

Lu Yi was stunned for a moment: "Of course I've heard that I'm the King of Ghosts." Seeing Lin Yi staring at her blankly, she immediately changed her words, "Of course, it's just a little bit, a little bit. Actually, My strength is comparable to that of the ghost king." The premise is to have all kinds of equipment that Lin Yi gave her.

At the beginning, Liu Xiaoyang also filmed a few TV series and appeared in many variety shows, and then gradually became popular, and only then did advertisers start to come to him.

It is also extremely difficult for ordinary priests to use power for personal gain.

Because the soul-hunting rope is one of the six magic tools of the underworld, as long as it does not jump out of the six realms of reincarnation, even the gods will be restrained by the soul-hunting rope.Therefore, the hooks are all numbered.No matter how high-ranked ghosts and gods are, they can only have one hook, and it is impossible to have many.If Youwuchang doesn't want to do it anymore, and wants to reincarnate, you will also hand in the soul-hunting rope, and you have to go through layers of registration.The control of the soul-hunting rope in the underworld is several times stricter than the ban on guns in the underworld.

Lin Yi thought that the ghost king he had to deal with in Misty Mountain that day was really powerful, and he and Huang Wu could subdue him together.For a moment, he was a little bit frustrated. It turned out that with his personal strength, he really couldn't beat the ghost king.

"Yes, I asked them where they came from, and they didn't say anything. They robbed lonely ghosts everywhere. Even my ghost gang was not spared. I had a fight with the other party last night, and I was lucky to drive them away. I'm afraid the other party will return Come to trouble me, so I have to ask you for some equipment." Lu Yi said, "Get advanced ones, big knives, long guns, get more. By the way, give me some black donkeys, and pear them to death."

"...I don't know much about this." Luyi replied, "However, the ghost king is indeed very powerful. I heard, just heard that once the ghost king appears, it is ordinary impermanence, and it has to be forgiven. It is said The ghost generals of the fourth rank in the underworld are not their opponents. Only ghost generals of the second rank are qualified to fight against the ghost king."

Therefore, Liu Quan took advantage of Lin Yi's inattention, and secretly took a profile photo of Lin Yi who was shooting a print advertisement, and added the text: "Although I became bald, it was a blessing in disguise."

Lin Yi: "..."

Lin Yi declined, saying that he was sleepy and wanted to sleep, so he would not play cards with them.

Lin Yi glanced at her: "Your father and I were almost killed by the King of Ghosts."

The advertisement designer looked at Lin Yi's hair, smiled and said, "I have already designed the advertisement, and now I will tell you about it."

"Whether you are a human being or a ghost, you must at least have self-knowledge. Overestimating yourself is not only arrogance, but also overestimation."

After everyone left, Liu Quan patted Lin Yi on the shoulder and said, "Actually, your bald head is pretty good, don't think too much, it will grow out sooner or later."

"That's just a compliment to you, but you still take it seriously, stupid!" Lin Yi taunted her unceremoniously, "Don't you know how much you weigh?"

Originally, Lin Yi bought a wig to wear, but on the afternoon of the third day, Liu Quan called to tell him that the manufacturer of XX hair removal cream was going to pay Lin Yi an advertising fee, asking Lin Yi to endorse the hair removal cream.He had already accepted the endorsement of the advertisement for Lin Yi, and he just informed Lin Yi to arrange time to go to the company's studio to shoot the advertisement.

After seeing Lin Yi himself and his bald head, everyone was shocked.

Luyi turned pale with shock, and immediately thought whether there would be a collusion between black and white.

Luyi: "..."

Without further ado, Lin Yi folded a lot of paper donkeys and equipment for her, and said, "I heard that these wild ghosts still have impermanence hooks in their hands."

When it was late, Yan Lijun and Lin Yi also discussed the plot for a while. After the discussion, seeing that it was not too late, the assistant director suggested that everyone should fight against the landlord.

In fact, Lin Yi just left his body and soul. Anyway, he had eight hours to bless him. When he was in college, he relied on this skill to study crazily. Only then did he catch up with the gap between his classmates.

Luyi said again: "Why is Daddy asking this? Have you already fought against the ghost king? With your old man's ability, the mere ghost king is nothing."

The manufacturer said happily: "Our XX brand hair removal cream is really easy to use. This is the most authentic buyer's show in history."

Yan Lijun is currently filming other supporting roles, and it is not Lin Yi's turn yet.Lin Yi sat in a corner, thinking about his lines.

Wait, how did he become the number one ghost in the underworld?Which bastard cake sealed it for me?Didn't this kill me on purpose.

Lin Yi is also suspicious, but there is no evidence. After all, the picket department and the supervisory hall are also investigating the seductive rope in Wuchang's hands recently. After half a month of investigation, the entire capital, including the entire Northeast area, is editing, and temporary Wuchang, The soul-hunting ropes are all in his hands, and nothing has been lost.

In fact, he was thinking too much. Luo Guangming, the only one who knew that he was cursed by a crow and turned bald, didn't have the time to pay attention to entertainment news. He was busy moving to a new house these days.Those Taoist priests in Kyoto also rarely paid attention to the news of the entertainment industry, so they completely missed them all.Even if they knew that there was an artist who became bald overnight, they wouldn't think that this was a sober adult in the world that made them feel in awe.

The manufacturer and seller of the depilatory cream, as well as the offline retail stores, are still at a loss as to how the sales of this product have increased all of a sudden.It was only after being reminded by netizens that I realized it, and hurriedly announced the official announcement and immediately contacted my little brother about the cooperation in advertising.

Lin Yi said: "So, you can only call it a ghost."

Lin Yi was stunned, and said, "I'm currently filming a drama, so I don't have time to shoot commercials."

Luyi: "..."

The director looked at the photo, nodded repeatedly, and said, "The young man is quite photogenic. Look at his delicate facial features, and he is so handsome with a bald head. I believe he will definitely become popular."

"I……"

Lin Yi rushed to the agreed studio in a daze. The manufacturer of the hair removal cream and the invited advertising designers, including the photographer and director, also came. Liu Quan also followed. He also wanted to meet Lin Yi. How bad is this hair fall.

Luyi came to the door again, asking Lin Yi to equip her and give her ingots.She used ingots to bribe the local impermanence and errants, and as for the equipment, it was used to deal with a group of wild ghosts who suddenly appeared recently and spoke foreign languages.

Sure enough, she was an unfilial daughter, but after being said a few words by him, she dared to fight back.

Lin Yi returned to the crew and continued filming.

Lin Yi folded the ingots for her, while thinking: "A ghost of my country who speaks foreign language?"

After a long while, Luyi shouted: "Impossible. When you were still impermanent, you beat me like a grandson. You know, at that time, I was definitely at the peak of strength."

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Lin Yi: "..."

Liu Quan loved to hear this, so he hurriedly said, "Thank you for your auspicious words. I also believe that Lin Yi will definitely become popular." In fact, Lin Yi is already a little popular now, and I believe that after "Taoist" is officially broadcast, there will be really red up.Who is to say that Lin Yi's looks and figure are really durable?
Because Lin Yi is a newcomer who has just debuted, he is not well-known yet, and the advertising fee is only 20 yuan. After deducting taxes and the company's commission, it is only 2 yuan in Lin Yi's hands.In the eyes of first- and second-tier stars, this is just a fraction.But Liu Quan is still very happy. After only one month since his debut, he accepted the advertisement, so it opened at any rate.

Luyi's eyes widened, and she wanted to refute a few words, but she was really ashamed to speak again, so she could only say bitterly: "Don't blame me, I have no self-knowledge, I admit it. But someone is not much better. Known as the most ferocious ghost in the underworld, it can't even beat a ghost king. If it gets out, it should be more embarrassing than me."

Being woken up by Luyi, Lin Yi suddenly had a strong sense of crisis.Now the entire underworld is spreading rumors that he is the number one ghost in the underworld.In fact, how many catties and taels he has, he couldn't be more clear.Half of it is exaggerated, and the other half is exaggerated.He really thought that the ghost king had such little strength before, until the battle in Misty Mountain, he realized that the ghosts he beat up before couldn't even match a finger of the ghost king.

Lin Yi too understands that reputation is a double-tough sword. When you are majestic, it is the icing on the cake, cooking oil with fire; when you show weakness, this thing can turn into the sharpest blade, which can injure you completely.Just the words "the name is not worthy of the name", "it's just that" and "the reputation is hard to live up to" from the mouths of those dark people can crush you.

In order to die the title of the most fierce ghost in the underworld, Lin Yi can only improve his strength desperately.

So Lin Yi decided to film during the day, and study martial arts moves from his soul at night, and gnawed at the books to learn the Taoist techniques that Master Sa taught him in his dream.

(End of this chapter)