The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 97
The male fox said: "My wife is right. At the beginning you beat me almost out of my wits, but now you help our husband and wife to break through. The previous grievances will be wiped out. As long as you give us the golden stick just now, our husband and wife will keep you safe for the rest of your life. Constantly."

The mother fox hurriedly added: "Yes, as long as you give us the golden stick, our husband and wife will keep you safe and prosperous forever."

Lin Yi now understands that he is not sure if the golden whip given to him by Wang Lingguan has the ability to subjugate demons, but he definitely has the ability to "wake up people in the world with the golden whip".

Looking at the noble and condescending Erhu, the repayment of gratitude is true, but with the condescension of alms, wanting his golden whip is also 100% true.

Lin Yi didn't know whether to laugh or cry, raised his eyebrows and said, "What if I don't give it?"

The male fox hesitated for a while, but the female fox said slowly: "I said before, I have always had a clear distinction between grievances and grievances. We will repay you for your kindness. We will bless you with a safe and smooth life and a wealth of wealth. But you must respect us as the guardian Immortal, worship us every day."

"I still have to worship you?"

"If you don't enshrine us, how can we bless you?" said the mother fox.

Lin Yi said: "Don't you want to repay your kindness?"

"Repaying gratitude and worshiping are not in conflict. We only repay gratitude three times. But as long as you enshrine to us, we will protect you for the rest of your life. Only by setting a long line can you catch big fish, isn't that the truth?"

Gonghu said: "We have just made a breakthrough, and we are in full swing. Although you have a mahogany stick, you are no longer our match. Because we have just made a breakthrough, and our cultivation has greatly increased. Do you want to try it?"

"Success, let's try." Lin Yi took out a mahogany stick and hit them hard on the heads.

The two foxes dodged nimbly.In the blink of an eye, Erhu disappeared.

Lin Yi got up and looked around.

"I'm here." Suddenly, the mother fox's playful voice came from behind.

Lin Yi didn't look back.

"Hee hee, I'm here." In the corner of the ceiling, there was also a triumphant laugh from the male fox.

Suddenly the chandelier on the ceiling fell down and hit Lin Yi.

Lin Yi didn't dodge or dodge, letting the chandelier hit his head.

"Oh, why don't you hide!" Seeing that the chandelier fell on Lin Yi's head, the male fox just smiled and wagged its tail.

Lin Yi's body was smashed to pieces by the chandelier.

Erhu was dumbfounded.

Lin Yi's soul floated out, and said faintly: "Is this how you Humen repay their kindness?"

The two foxes were stunned, and fell heavily to the ground. The male fox got up from the ground and lost his mind: "Oh no, why did you smash people to death? Did I violate the rules of heaven?"

The mother fox also burst into tears: "We didn't do it on purpose. We just taught you a lesson. We really didn't mean to kill you. Why are you so careless?"

The male fox was also at a loss and panicked: "What should we do? My wife, we smashed our benefactor to death. If the empress finds out, will she punish us?"

The mother fox sobbed and said, "You ask me, who am I to ask? Why are your hands so cheap?" Because the chandelier was made by the male fox.

Gonghu was also wronged: "Obviously you said that you want to teach him a lesson."

"But I didn't let you smash people to death."

"What now?"

"What else can I do? Of course it's with him..." Muhu turned around and said to Lin Yi, "I'm sorry, I missed you just now and accidentally smashed you to death. But don't worry, although we can't be adults, we I will definitely be responsible for you to the end."

"Oh, how are you going to be responsible?"

"Uh... I'll ask a Taoist priest to cross over for you, so that you can be reincarnated as a rich second generation. There's a lot of money and a lot of beauties. How about it?"

Lin Yi raised his eyebrows slightly: "I'm going to the Niangniang Temple to report on you."

"Don't..." the fox said weakly.

"You dare!" The mother fox was more aggressive. The fox stared and threatened, "If you dare to go to the Niangniang Temple to file a complaint, I promise that you will not be able to live or die."

"Wife..." Gonghu felt that it was inappropriate to threaten her like this, so he pinched her.

The mother fox ignored him, and said to Lin Yi: "You have become a ghost, and you don't know the rules and regulations of the underworld. Because you died violently, your body was smashed, and the underworld will not accept you. If there is no me, you will not accept you." You will become a lonely ghost, not only will you be bullied by other ghosts, but you will also be chased away by impermanence. Do you want to live that kind of wandering life?"

Lin Yi said: "That's not your fault?"

Mother Fox: "..." She gritted her teeth and held back her breath, "Think about it, even though it was our fault, we have tried our best to make up for it. You don't know good from bad. If you make me anxious I'll let you go out of your wits."

The parents-in-law hurriedly said: "Honey, it's impossible, so the empress will definitely not be able to pass the test." Spiritual monsters in cultivation cannot harm others, and if they accidentally kill someone, they must find a way to make up for it.If they make mistakes again and again, the empress will not let them off lightly.

The mother fox glared at him: "Shut up, you are useless." Then she threatened Lin Yi, "I give you two options, one is to go with us, we will find a Taoist priest for you to cross over for you, we are in the underworld There are also people... related. As long as I go to the underworld to say hello, they will find you a good person to vote for you." It seems that they are planning for Lin Yi, but they are actually showing their strength and threatening Lin Yi.If you don't do it, my relationship in the underworld will make you go around endlessly.

"Who is your relationship in the underworld?" Lin Yi asked.

"You don't have to ask about this."

"No, I need to know."

The mother fox glanced sideways, and she was indescribably charming and proud: "You don't know me after I've said it, it's just the sobriety in the world." On the surface, she was majestic, but her heart was still a little uneasy, and she hoped that the sober hooligan would give her this face .

Lin Yi looked surprised, "Sober in the world?"

The mother fox looked smug: "That's right, that's a well-known hooligan in the underworld, even ghosts are afraid of seeing it."

"Rogue?" Lin Yi took out a mahogany stick and threw it at him.

The female fox was unprepared, dizzy and tinnitus, and burning pain all over the body.

"Wife..." The male fox stepped forward to rescue the female fox, but was also hit squarely by Lin Yi's mahogany stick.

The current Lin Yi is the body of the soul, his reaction is faster than the physical body, he can jump and float better, and his movements are no slower than that of a fox.

Erhu and Lin Yi got together, the living room was rattled, and how many pieces of furniture were damaged.

After breaking through, Erhu's combat power has indeed been qualitatively improved. Lin Yi could hardly take advantage of it with the mahogany stick, and was attacked several times.As a last resort, he threw piles of origami tigers. Although they were only paper tigers, Lin Yi still learned some origami techniques for adults under Sa Tianshi's dream. He threw the origami on the ground and chanted the spell. The fierce tiger came alive and rushed towards Erhu aggressively.

The fierce tiger with a bit of spiritual power tore at Erhu until its fur flew wildly. Relying on his weird and quick body skills, Erhu kept dodging and moving, but Lin Yi often caught him coldly.After fighting for dozens of rounds like this, Lin Yi finally gained the upper hand and subdued Erhu.

　Let me share with you the sand sculpture story from yesterday

　　Yesterday, two important investment projects of my family turned 12 years old. The wish I made for them is that the eldest will enter the eighth class in this semester.Small efforts entered the bottom eighth. In other words, it took five and a half years for this small project of my family to go from the bottom one in the class to the bottom seven.

　　Another story, I dreamed last night that my wife married a woman in front of me. In the dream, I was planning to transfer the man to another child.After waking up, should I beat him once, or twice?
　　
　
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