The metaphysicist, he only believes in science

Chapter 98 Is Really a Sober Hooligan in the World...

Lin Yi tightly grabbed the mother fox by the neck, pressed her to the ground, picked up the stick and slammed her.

The mother fox couldn't bear the beating, so she had to beg for mercy: "Don't hit, don't hit. I admit defeat, I admit defeat."

"What about you?"

At this time, the public fox was also in danger, and quickly called for Rao: "I admit defeat, we all admit defeat."

Lin Yi called the tiger to stop, and pointed at the female fox with a mahogany stick: "Can we talk now?"

Most of the Humen are evil, and it is useless to bargain with these spirits. Only by conquering the opponent with strength can we grasp the initiative.

The mother fox said in a mournful voice, "What exactly do you want?"

"I still ask you? What do you want?" Lin Yi rubbed her head hard.

The mother fox put her whole face on the ground and resigned herself to her fate: "We have already surrendered, so we won't go back on our promises again. Can you let me go?"

Lin Yi really let go of her and floated into the bedroom.

After a while, the real Lin Yi appeared.

Erhu looked at him suspiciously as he was sitting on the wheelbarrow, and screamed again: "So you're not dead!"

Lin Yi said, "When did I say I'm dead?" Pointing to the colorful paper on the ground, "The chandelier only hit the paper figurine, my body has been waddling in the room."

Erhu was so angry that he gritted his teeth, this bastard is too hateful, it's hard to deceive them.

Lin Yi said lightly: "Now let's have a good talk."

Erhu also stood up and returned to his human form.

The mother fox is wearing a fiery red narrow-sleeved top and a red embroidered horse-face skirt with a white base. She has a slender figure, messy hair, and bruised and purple face, which destroys the overall beauty, but those beautiful fox eyes are still there. Bewitching.

The male fox also returned to his human body, with a red boy shirt, messy hair, and tattered clothes. Bai Jing had a pretty face, which was also covered with various traces of being beaten.

Erhu also sat on the sofa, the couple exchanged a look, and finally the mother fox said: "My name is Hu Mei, and I am ranked seventh in Humen. My husband is Hu Lan, ranked eighth. You are so powerful, it seems that you are also a yin division." Let's eat."

Lin Yi couldn't deny it, and pointed to the mess in the room: "First, restore the living room to its original state. Second, is there a way to restore my body?"

Hu Qi and Hu Ba looked at the bandage on his chest and the plaster cast on his leg, "Is it broken? This is not easy to deal with. It will hurt your muscles and bones for a hundred days. However, our cultivation is breakthrough because of you, Mingming Among them, there is something involved between us. Since this is your condition, we can use the demon pill to heal your wounds."

"Okay. Heal my injury, and all the grievances between us will be wiped away." Lin Yi said.

Erhu was stunned, as if he didn't believe that Lin Yi let them go so easily.

Hu Qi asked suspiciously: "Since you eat Yinshi's food, you should have heard of Baojiaxian."

"I know, but I'm not a fairy." Lin Yi immediately said that he had already raised two weasels, so he didn't have the energy to raise two foxes.

"There is no harm in being a top immortal. We can keep you safe all your life and make a lot of money. Don't you feel tempted?"

"Not interested in."

Hu Qi gritted his teeth, and said again: "Okay, then I won't force it. But I, Hu Men, always keep my word. Even if you are not a god, I will still keep my promise." The nail, handed it to Lin Yi, "This is my nail, and there is a bit of my magic power on it. In the future, if you encounter a monster, Yinxie, take out the nail and burn it, and you can use [-]% of my magic power."

Hu Ba also took out the scissors and cut off three of his own nails, "Mine too. If I encounter a monster in the future, I can burn my nails and use [-]% of my mana."

Looking at the six red nails, Lin Yi reluctantly accepted them.

"Okay, restore my house to its original state, and you can go."

The two foxes got up quickly, one tied up the horse-faced skirt, the other rolled up the long robe, and began to roll up their sleeves to work.

Lin Yi was stunned, and asked, "Don't you use spells?"

Erhu looked at him like an idiot, and Hu Ba explained: "Although we have already cultivated to adulthood and possessed a lot of spells, why use spells if we can do it?"

Lin Yi: "..."

Hu Qi glanced at him: "Although it is possible to move objects across the air, it is too much of a waste of spiritual power. Nowadays, the pollution is serious and the spiritual energy is thin, so save as much as you can."

Lin Yi was ashamed, he took it for granted.

The husband and wife are still cooperating very well, and they are quite good at tidying up. In less than half an hour, they tidied up the living room neatly.

After tidying up, it was time to leave, but Hu Qi was still a little unwilling, and asked Lin Yi: "You really don't think about being a top immortal?"

Hu Ba quickly pulled her away: "Don't count on it, we have already agreed to be the spiritual pet of the sober hooligan. Now we are coming to be his family fairy again. If the sober hooligan finds out, we don't know how to deal with us , will also harm others."

Although he gritted his teeth with hatred for the sobriety in the world, he could not go back on what he had promised, which was the customary rule of the Humen.

Hu Qi bit his lip, and cursed in a low voice: "This stinking hooligan is really hateful."

Lin Yi touched his nose, should I tell them that I am the sober hooligan they are talking about?
Just thinking about it, a ghost floated in from the window.

"Who!" Hu Qihuba shouted back and forth,
Lao Cao, who knew the way and climbed the window, was taken aback. He looked at the two couples with bruised noses and swollen faces: "... Humen?"

Seeing Lao Cao's attire, Erhu couldn't help recalling the painful memory of being beaten violently with a mace by the sober people in the world. Of course, he didn't have any affection for Lao Cao, so Hu Qi said angrily, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm looking for... my colleague." Lao Cao looked at Lin Yi and said naturally.

"Your colleague?" Erhu was suspicious, and quickly looked at Lin Yi.

Lin Yi smiled slightly: "I forgot to tell you, I am in the underworld, and I have another identity, the ecstasy messenger."

"..." Erhu stayed silent.

Old Cao swaggered to Lin Yi: "Why are you fighting with the Humen? You didn't fight, did you?" After seeing that there were still many pit marks left by the fighting on the ground, he also looked at the neat and tidy things. in the living room, and asked again: "Are you done?"

Lin Yi said: "Well, it's settled."

Old Cao said: "Since that's the case, what are you still doing here?"

Hu Qi ignored Lao Cao, and asked Lin Yi cautiously: "Since you are also an emissary, how dare you ask your name?"

"Why do you ask this?" Lin Yi was surprised.

Hu Qi's tone became more and more cautious: "This ghost belongs to Dongyue Yinsi, so how can you know the sober man in the world?"

Old Cao was happy, and pointed to Lin Yi: "Have you heard that the world is sober? It's far away in the sky, but it's close in front of you."

Erhu: "..." After learning that Lin Yi is also impermanent, they had a bad premonition.Now, the bad premonition has come true, and the couple can almost describe it as a thunderbolt.

Lin Yi took the hat slowly, "Sorry, I forgot to tell you my identity just now."

The four big characters of "Human Awakening" gleaming on the hat made Erhu almost unable to stand still.It took a long time before he could speak, "You are really sober..."

Lin Yi deliberately said: "Isn't it a big hooligan?"

Erhu: "..."

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