This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 107 Come, help my old lady push down the coffin lid!

Chapter 107 Come, help my old lady push down the coffin lid!
In the fourth year of Emperor Daxing of the Eastern Jin Dynasty (321 A.D.), Xu Xun lived in seclusion at the former site of Meixian Temple in the southern suburbs of Nanchang.

Legend has it that Xu Xun became enlightened on the first day of August in the second year of Ningkang in the Eastern Jin Dynasty (AD 374). On the day of enlightenment, 42 members of his family, including chickens and dogs, flew into the sky and became immortals.

The allusion that one person becomes enlightened, and chicken and dog ascend to immortality probably comes from this.

Xu Yang checked the deeds of Xu Xun and Xu Tianshi, the "True Lord of Magic and Miaoji" on the Internet, and he believed the prince's words...

Even the chickens and dogs in the family have ascended to heaven together, so how can there be any descendants?
The so-called "descendants of Xu Tianshi" are probably collateral bloodlines, or even descendants of disciples... No wonder Lushan Daohui and Jingming Daoist are fighting for "orthodoxy".

Xu Yang asked the prince again about some affairs in the world.

The prince knows everything and answers.

He said: "Over there on Lushan Road, I will talk to them... Competing for Taoism is fine, but crooked ways are not allowed. They dare to buy murderers and hire Asuramen's killers, which is a serious crime. As long as you nod, we will You can make a move, just take the opportunity to level Lushan Road."

The prince's tone was flat.

It seems that for him, leveling a large gate is no different from leveling a broken house.

As the No.1 of the Great Xia and the highest person in charge of the Great Xia military organization, he has this background and strength, and doing this is not only to win over Xu Yang, but also to deter the world!

Xu Yang said: "If Minister Xu Yang makes a move, I will definitely speak up... But for the time being, there is no need to move Lushan Dao. My grandfather has a backup, and Lu Shandao dare not face me for the time being."

"Then what cultivation resources do you need?"

The prince said again: "Our Spiritual Management Bureau has accumulated some treasures after excavating ancient ruins and secrets over the years. Later, I will send you a list of treasures. If you need anything, just ask."

Xu Yang smiled wryly and said, "Minister Wang, I'm ashamed of what you've done... Are you really planning to let me hang up a job with a title?"

The prince did not beat around the bush, and said with a smile: "I need you to provide us with a batch of Dao Talismans every month. The number of Dao Talismans is determined by you. You will not be made to work for nothing. We will pay you according to the market price." Fu Qian, how about settling once a month?"

It's the little things.

There is nothing to say no to.

Xu Yang asked the doubts in his heart, and said: "Minister Wang, with the background of the Spiritual Management Bureau, he will definitely cooperate with some masters of Taoism?"

"I'm curious...why did you offer me such a generous offer?"

Yes.

The many conditions offered by the prince are too "generous", and they can even level Lushan Dao for Xu Yang... You must know that Lushan Dao is a big school of Taoism, and there are many masters in it.

If you cooperate with them, can't you get Dao Fu?
"Our Spiritual Management Bureau has indeed cooperated with Maoshan, Longhushan and other Taoist sects. In addition to establishing a Taoist temple together, they will provide us with a batch of Taoist symbols on time."

The prince didn't hide anything from Xu Yang, and explained: "However, most of the Dao talismans they provide are of mediocre quality, and the Dao talismans drawn by real Dao talisman masters will not be shown."

Xu Yang was stunned.

But then, he became even more confused.

Is it...

Is the quality of my symbols good?
But I have only been learning how to make talismans for a total of 10 days... I just figured it out on my own. Isn't it better than those Dao talisman masters?

The two sat on the balcony and chatted for a while. The prince took off into the night sky and left with the excuse of "busy business".

Xu Yang watched with hot eyes.

fly...

Who doesn't want it?

But Taoists have to cultivate to the "Supernatural Power Realm" before they can fly.

Taking a long breath, Xu Yang returned to the villa.

At this moment, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo were all watching TV in the living room on the first floor. The three women knew nothing about the prince's arrival, apparently they didn't sense it.

Xu Yang walked into the nanny's room.

As soon as he entered, the coffin lid slammed. Inside the coffin, the zombie asked, "Xiao Xuzi, did a master come to the house just now? I noticed that someone was spying on me!"

Xu Yang was surprised.

This zombie can actually sense it?

But when you think about it carefully, it's normal... After all, this guy was at the same level as a prince in his heyday.

Whoa!

Suddenly, Xu Yang flicked his fingers, and a ball of flame shot towards the sarcophagus.

"Ding!"

"The zombie is frightened, the merit value is +100, and the constitution is +1."

Inside the sarcophagus, the zombie screamed: "Why did you shoot my old lady out of nowhere...to scare my old lady!"

It is indeed a "jump".

Because after providing the merit value this time, no matter how Xu Yang used his means, the zombie was indifferent again, and instead sneered: "You stay up late at night to perform acrobatics for my old lady, thundering for a while and lighting a fire for a while, aren't you an idle bastard?" pain?"

Xu Yang: "..."

He was silent for a few seconds and asked, "Miss Zombie, can I ask you a question... What are you zombies most afraid of?"

"afraid?"

The zombie sneered: "Ordinary zombies are indeed afraid of east and west, but they have already made up for their own weaknesses after they have cultivated to the level of my old lady. There is nothing in this world that scares me."

Xu Yang didn't believe in evil, so he found garlic and placed it around the sarcophagus.

However, the zombie remained unmoved.

He went out to wander around again, but unfortunately he didn't find the black dog on the street, so naturally he didn't get the blood of the black dog.

Inside the coffin, the zombie taunted again: "Are you trying to find out the weakness of my old lady to control her? Hehe... just give up, you, my old lady has nothing to fear!"

talking.

He changed his voice and said, "Why don't you let me out, I promise I won't hurt you...and I will protect you!"

"Ha ha."

Xu Yang said: "Do you think I will believe a zombie's nonsense? During the day, you still screamed to hack my whole family to death."

Since there was no way to get merit points from the zombies, Xu Yang simply ignored it.

He took a cold shower, went back to the bedroom, and prepared to have a good night's rest and catch up on sleep.

Xu Yang, who hadn't slept for a week, fell asleep after lying on the bed for a while...

As for Liu Shishi, Yang Yin, and Yue Yuluo, after watching the TV, they held their mobile phones to watch short videos.

"what!"

Yang Yin suddenly shouted: "Come and see, this anchor is going to live stream jumping into the river... It's only a few kilometers away from us."

"Really? Are you sure?"

Yue Yuluo's eyes lit up, and she said, "Why don't we go and see the excitement?"

Liu Shishi said: "Isn't that good? Isn't it too immoral for us to join in the fun when someone commits suicide?"

"My sister... we are ghosts, what morals do we talk about?"

Yang Yin was extremely curious, and said: "What's more, these anchors have no bottom line in doing things for the sake of popularity... Maybe jumping into the river is fake, and it's true to be popular!"

After discussing with each other, the three women immediately went out and flew towards the direction where the anchor jumped into the river.

They didn't find out...

The sarcophagus in the nanny's room was shaking slightly.

As the sarcophagus shook, a coffin nail jumped up with a "snap" and fell off the ground.

These coffin nails originally had the function of sealing the sarcophagus, but after Feng Zhaoqing pulled out one of the coffin nails, the seal was destroyed and could be broken from the inside by the zombies in the coffin.

As the first coffin nail was "squeezed out", the second coffin nail also became loose.

boom!
boom!
boom!
The coffin lid shook and the second coffin nail fell off.

Then came the third, fourth, and fifth coffin nails... Gradually, the coffin lid vibrated more and more frequently, and the noise became louder and louder. One by one, the coffin nails were continuously shaken out and fell off. on the ground.

Second floor bedroom.

Xu Yang, who was sleeping soundly, suddenly trembled. He turned over and sat on the bed. When he moved his ears, he caught the sound of the coffin shaking, and his expression changed!
"not good!"

"That zombie is about to escape!"

Xu Yang lost all sleepiness in an instant, and didn't even care about wearing slippers, so he just wore a pair of big underpants and ran downstairs.

He went straight to the nanny's room, but saw the sarcophagus lying quietly in the corner... the coffin lid had been lifted halfway.

Xu Yang turned on the light and looked into the sarcophagus, but saw a white fox fur and a jade pillow inside the sarcophagus, but there was no trace of the zombie!

Just then, footsteps sounded.

Xu Yang looked back, but saw outside the nanny's room, a beautiful girl with a hot body and a Dao talisman on her forehead was standing at the door holding half a roast chicken.

She cast a glance at Xu Yang, and said in a female rascal's tone: "Little Xu, you have a good figure...but you are too white. If you get a bronze tan, you must be very sexy."

Xu Yang: "..."

He stared at the girl with wide eyes, his mouth was open enough to stuff an egg, and his face looked like he had seen a ghost.

"Why this expression?"

"Have you never seen a beautiful woman?"

Click click.

The girl ate the roast chicken, chewing on the bones, and swallowed the meat together.

"correct!"

"In the future, prepare more roasted chicken at home... the tender ones, this one is too old, the meat is burnt!"

She ate half a roast chicken in a few mouthfuls, and then went to the sarcophagus, got into the sarcophagus, lay down on the fox fur on the jade pillow, and cursed: "Xiao Xuzi, be stupefied!" What are you doing... I have no eyesight at all, come, help my old lady push down the coffin lid!"

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PS: Continue to code words, there are more at 12 o'clock, and the image of the zombie can directly refer to the cover!
(End of this chapter)

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