This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 108 Practicing Kungfu Made Himself a Zombie!

Xu Yang stepped forward stupidly and helped push the coffin lid up.

Inside the coffin, the zombie said again: "By the way...help me insert the coffin nails back."

Xu Yang picked up coffin nails from the ground and inserted them back one by one.

Zombie: "Okay, now I can sleep soundly... Good night, Xiao Xu!"

Xu Yang was expressionless: "Good night, Makabaka."

He walked out of the nanny's room, came to the living room, and sat down on the sofa, feeling a little lost!

What the hell!

Am I hallucinating or being confused by zombies?

Aren't zombies all ugly monsters with blue faces and fangs?

why...

The president is so beautiful?
Those facial features, that figure... are comparable to Liu Shishi's, even better. The key is that the skin can be broken by blows, and it is better maintained than that of a star. It is not as black and pus-like as imagined.

After a while, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin and Yue Yuluo came back.

They each changed into a set of clothes, and they also carried a lot of bags.

"what?"

"Husband, didn't you rest?"

As soon as Yue Yuluo saw Xu Yang, she asked with concern.

Xu Yang accidentally didn't say anything about the "beautiful zombie", but said: "I got up to pee...why did you go?"

Yue Yuluo: "Husband, didn't you say that you are going to Chang'an tomorrow? I took Sister Shishi, Yinyin, to my house to get some clothes."

She put on a new long skirt, twirled in front of Xu Yang, giggled and asked, "Husband, do you think my suit is beautiful?"

"Very beautiful."

Xu Yang praised: "Shishi and Yang Yin's clothes are very beautiful... By the way, shall we take the high-speed train tomorrow or drive there?"

It is not far from Wucheng to Chang'an, and it only takes seven or eight hours to drive.

It's more convenient and faster to take the high-speed rail, but Liu Shishi and the others don't have "ID cards" unless they get on the train with Xu Yang incognito.

One person and three ghosts, after a little discussion, decided to drive to Ancheng.

Anyway, there are still two days before the "Dharma Conference", so you can take a turn along the way, relax, and enjoy the scenery, and if you start driving, it will be more convenient to help Liu Shishi find the "tomb".

The three female ghosts went upstairs.

Their bedrooms are all on the second floor.

Xu Yang lit a cigarette to suppress his shock, and went into the nanny's room again.

He cautiously came to the sarcophagus and knocked on the coffin lid.

"What are you doing?"

Inside the coffin, the zombie scolded: "Why do you keep knocking on the lid of my coffin? Why don't you let people sleep well?"

"I'm going to Chang'an City tomorrow, and it may take four or five days to come back. Do you want to go together?"

Xu Yang asked.

If the zombie can't break through the seal of the sarcophagus, then just leave it at home.

But now, she came out of the sarcophagus as if she was playing, how could Xu Yang feel at ease when she was left at home?

If he ran out to bite a few people and spread the corpse poison, the whole Wucheng would fall... Of course, the most important thing is that this zombie looks like a normal person, and it will be brought with him , you should have no trouble.

"Chang'an City?"

Inside the coffin, the zombie asked, "Is there anything delicious?"

"Have!"

Xu Yang gave an affirmative answer!

The zombie said: "I can go, but you have to bring my sarcophagus...I'm not used to sleeping in other places."

Xu Yang: "..."

How can Xu Yang still feel sleepy after being messed up like this?
Immediately came to the living room, turned on the mobile phone, looked at the "Taoist classics" on the Internet, and prepared to crouch temporarily for the written exam of the "Taoism Conference".

soon.

Its daybreak.

The three daughters of Liu Shishi went downstairs and started breakfast on time.

Breakfast just made...

Bang, bang, bang!
In the nanny's room, the coffin shook.

The three women were all shocked, and Yang Yin stood up and said, "Boss, what's the situation? Is that zombie about to escape?"

Xu Yang said expressionlessly: "Don't worry about her!"

After about 1 minute, the zombie walked out of the nanny room.

She has a hot body, walked gracefully, went straight to the dining table and sat down, scolding: "Damn, you don't call me an old lady for breakfast, are you looking for a cut?"

Liu Shishi: "..."

Yang Yin: "..."

Yue Yuluo: "..."

The three women were dumbfounded, their eyes full of doubt and guard.

Ignoring the three girls' "seeing a ghost" eyes, the zombie snatched Xu Yang's eight-treasure porridge, regardless of whether it was hot or not, picked up the bowl of duang, duang, duang, and wiped out the steaming bowl of porridge in three mouthfuls.

then……

puff!
Vomit it all!
"Damn!"

"What porridge is this?"

"Who the hell does porridge still put pepper?"

boom!
Yue Yuluo slammed the table and asked, "Who are you? Why do you eat my husband's porridge? Also, why are you wasting food?"

Liu Shishi and Yang Yin also recovered from the shock.

Although some can't understand why a zombie is so delicate and beautiful, but the porridge I have worked so hard to be wasted by a strange "person", the anger in my heart can be imagined!

The zombie wiped his mouth, leaned back on the dining chair in a dawdly manner, and said with a sneer, "Am I wasting food or are you wasting food? The breakfast is so unpalatable, why don't you tell others?"

"You cook delicious food, why don't you cook it yourself?"

Liu Shishi sneered, she wanted to find fault, and teach this ignorant zombie a lesson, but she thought that this guy didn't play cards according to common sense, stood up tall, and said, "Where is the kitchen?"

"Take me to the king!"

"It seems that if the king of Japan doesn't show off his cooking skills today, you won't be convinced!"

She walked into the kitchen, first rummaged through the cabinets, and found the ingredients.

Then he said, "Why doesn't this kitchen have a stove?"

She doesn't use natural gas.

Liu Shishi glanced at Yang Yin and said, "Go and teach her, I want to see what kind of flowers she can make as a zombie!"

Yang Yin walked into the kitchen and taught the zombies how to use natural gas.

After learning how to use natural gas, the zombies got busy.

She kneaded the dough first, and after making it, she began to cut meat and vegetables.

Soon, the pan was set up to heat up the oil, and the vegetables were fried.

Xu Yang, Liu Shishi, Yang Yin, and Yue Yuluo, three ghosts alone, poked their heads to look at the kitchen, and saw that zombie deftly shaking the pot, adding seasonings step by step, and after a while, the villa was full of aromas.

The three female ghosts looked at each other, speechless for a moment.

Xu Yang's eyes were rooted on the female zombie...

She is in great shape.

When the pot is turned upside down, naturally it also turns upside down.

Xu Yang's index finger moved wildly as he watched, and couldn't help wiping his saliva.

"Ah!"

"man!"

Seeing this, Liu Shishi couldn't help but sneer.

Xu Yang didn't blush, his heart didn't beat, his eyes didn't move, and he said calmly: "As a normal man with full blood, it's reasonable for him to drool a little when he smells such a fragrance."

After frying the vegetables, the zombie started to slice the noodles again.

Yes!

It is sliced ​​noodles!

She held the noodles in one hand and the knife in the other. When she raised the knife, she saw noodles of even thickness and length falling into the boiling water. After a while, a pot of sliced ​​noodles came out of the pot.

She fished out the noodles, put them in cold water first, then put them into the stir-fry, copied them a few times, and then found out the plates, no more, no less, just filled five dishes.

"Try it!"

Bringing the sliced ​​noodles to the dining table, the female zombie coaxed: "I haven't cooked for decades, and I'm a lot rusty..."

As he spoke, he broke off a clove of garlic and began to eat it by himself.

"You... eat garlic?"

Xu Yang was shocked, zombies eat garlic?
Zombie's face was bulging, and he said vaguely: "You don't understand this, if you eat noodles without garlic, the fragrance will be reduced by half... Eat, everyone eat!"

Eating sliced ​​noodles early in the morning always feels weird.

But seeing that the zombie was eating so deliciously, Xu Yang immediately picked up his chopsticks and started eating too.

Xu Yang's eyes lit up as soon as the noodles were eaten with chopsticks.

With this skill, if I open a noodle shop in the future, the business must be very hot!

Liu Shishi, Yang Yin, and Yue Yuluo also moved their chopsticks.

Compared with zombies, their "eating appearance" is much more elegant.

Pick up a piece of noodles with chopsticks, sniff it, and put the sniffed noodles in an empty bowl aside.

Soon, the sliced ​​noodles on the table were swept away, but all the breakfast that Liu Shishi and the others made were left on the table.

The three female ghosts blushed, realizing the difference in cooking skills between themselves and the zombies, and immediately asked humbly for advice.

The zombie said: "Cooking also depends on talent, but I don't think you are stupid. When I cook in the future, just follow behind and watch more."

The three girls curiously asked about the origin of the zombies.

Yue Yuluo even said: "I have seen some zombies, but none are as beautiful as my sister!"

The zombie was elated when he heard it, and said: "I am from the Song Dynasty, my surname is Yun, and my name is Mengxi. I have loved strange arts since I was a child. Later, when I had problems with my practice, I turned myself into a zombie."

"However, I am different from other zombies. I can survive without sucking blood. Although my body has all the characteristics of a zombie, it has not mutated. It looks similar to a normal person."

She narrated and told her life experience.

After she became a zombie, she absorbed Yuehua's cultivation and cultivated all the way to the "flying zombie" level.

"More than 500 years ago, when the dynasties changed and the Ming Dynasty was established, I was already paralyzed at that time. When I was practicing, I suddenly felt something in my heart. I realized that there would be a crisis, so I built a tomb for myself and fell into a deep sleep."

"Until 50 years ago, I was just born. I traveled to the Great Xia, traveled all over the world, worked as a double-flower red stick in the Hong Kong Causeway Bay, opened a noodle restaurant in Xishan Province, herded sheep in the prairie, and hunted in Changbai Mountain. ..."

She concealed her identity and traveled around the world.

However, more than 30 years ago, she was accidentally discovered by a Maoshan Taoist priest, who saw through her identity.

"At that time, my mother hadn't recovered to her prime, and her skills were not too high. The group of Taoist priests in Maoshan didn't teach martial arts, and they attacked them. My mother was injured, so she fled back to the tomb and fell into a deep sleep."

"When I woke up again, it was five years ago, when your grandfather broke into the tomb and woke me up."

"That old, stinky Taoist priest is so ruthless that he threatened me to be his grandson-in-law!"

Said, also glanced at Xu Yang.

Xu Yang widened his eyes and said happily, "You agreed?"

"Humph!"

Yunmengxi sneered and said: "How can I agree? I have been single for nearly a thousand years, how can I be a good-for-nothing wife?"

Xu Yang: "..."

He felt that he had been hit.

Yunmengxi said again: "So your grandfather made the best second choice and asked me to protect you after breaking the seal. Originally, I needed to sleep for another three years before I could break the seal of the sarcophagus. I never thought that you would actually open the sarcophagus! "

After some conversation, the relationship between the three female ghosts and Yunmengxi became quite acquainted.

Only Xu Yang was unhappy.

He locked the door of the villa, drove out his car from the garage, and said, "Okay, let's go on the road first, and we'll talk on the way."

As for Yunmengxi's coffin, Xu Yang took it into the storage space.

After filling up the gas, Liu Shishi wanted to drive. She said, "I heard that there is no speed limit on the highway, and there are no traffic lights. It's a good place for racing."

Xu Yang couldn't resist Liu Shishi, so he could only tell him: "You must be careful, I will leave my life to you."

In the back seat, Yunmengxi sneered and said, "A big man, afraid of wool?"

"He lost his head, but it's just a scar the size of a bowl, not to mention there is an old lady here, are you afraid of wool?"

"Even if you die, it can turn you into a zombie!"

One person, three ghosts, and one zombie.

This peculiar combination started the journey of "Chang'an City".

Another problem with Liu Shishi's driving is that she is used to driving invisibly.

And Xu Yang didn't run ETC, so he could only use manual passages when he got on the expressway.

The staff of the high-speed toll station saw that the cab was empty, their eyes were straightened, and they were surprised: "Fuck, has BYD Song achieved driverless technology?"

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ps: The third update, 3500-word chapters, today’s total update is close to 1.1 words, and there are already 813 monthly tickets. Brothers, come again, if you meet 1000, you will be able to draw a lottery!
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