This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 157 Yellow-robed Taoist priest! (seeking subscription)
The originally noisy graveyard suddenly became extremely quiet.

Everyone looked at the scene in front of them in disbelief. Fear gradually spread in their eyes, especially the middle-aged couple. They were the closest and could see the most clearly...

Even Police Officer Wang, Xiao Zhang and Chen Ruolin were stunned!
Not to mention them, in fact, even the three ghosts didn't expect Xu Yang to do this!
Li Si supported his head with both hands, and shouted: "Master, it's crooked, it's crooked...my head is crooked for me."

then……

Xu Yang pulled off his head again and inserted it back again.

Li Si tilted his neck to look at Xu Yang, crying, "Master, it's still crooked."

Xu Yang took two steps back and "looked" with his mental strength, and found that Li Si's face was facing his shoulder. He blushed immediately, feeling a little embarrassed, but cursed and said, "If it's crooked, it's crooked, howl!" The ball...can I straighten it for you?"

He was cursing, but he supported Li Si's head with both hands, and twisted it.

"Ghost!!!"

On the side, the middle-aged woman finally couldn't hold back her yelling. She trembled, rolled her eyes, and fell straight backwards.

"Ghost!"

In the crowd, even the timid ones screamed, and the graveyard, which was still extremely quiet just now, immediately became flustered again.

Xu Yang hurriedly said: "Fathers and folks, don't be afraid... We are good people... We are good ghosts. We are here today just to grab a seat, and we won't harm you!"

When he said this, those people became even more afraid.

There were even women who peed in fright and crawled under the table trembling.

There is indeed a rule of preparing a "yin mat" for ghosts in a yin marriage, but they didn't expect that there would be ghosts to eat!

Xu Yang flipped his hands over, and took the magic weapon "Big Iron Hammer" made of Heiyan Stone, which weighed 1200 jin, and slammed it on the ground, only to hear a loud bang, and a big hole was directly smashed into the ground , It seemed that the whole hill trembled.

"Oh shit!"

"To shut up!"

"You howl every single one of you... I said I won't hurt you, what are you afraid of?"

He picked up the sledgehammer, forced his eyes to "look" fiercely at the crowd, and said angrily, "Who is calling... I hammered his dog's head off!"

All of a sudden, the scene immediately became quiet again.

"Sure enough, humans and ghosts are alike. If you treat him nicely, he will dare to ride on your head and become your father. If you treat him like a grandson, he will treat you like a grandfather."

Xu Yang felt emotional in his heart, and said viciously to the middle-aged man who was lying on the ground to rescue his wife: "Old man, do you want me to talk to you? If you don't let me, I will kill you now."

"........."

The man in the host's house tried to laugh with a crying voice: "Several... Mister ghosts, this way please, chef, chef, hurry up and serve food here!"

A large table of food and wine, quickly filled the table.

Li Si, the starving ghost, was drooling, and when he saw the table full of wine and vegetables, his eyes glowed green, but Xu Yang didn't dare to speak without moving his chopsticks, so he looked at Xu Yang pitifully and said, "My lord... Can we eat?"

"Eat a hammer and wait!"

Xu Yang picked up the chopsticks and started eating by himself.

He took a bite of cold beef tendon and greeted him, "Old Wang, Xiao Zhang, Xiao Chen... eat, eat first!"

Xiao Zhang and Chen Ruolin had some conflicts at first.

After all, "Li Si" also said on the way that these two tables are called "yin seats" and they are specially prepared for ghosts!

But when Xu Yang and Police Officer Wang ate their mouths full of oil, they couldn't help swallowing, and finally moved their chopsticks... After eating, their eyes lit up, and Chen Ruolin even said, "It's still from the countryside. The feast is delicious, and the elbow sauce is really fragrant."

It's already 1 o'clock in the morning.

The four of them were quite hungry, and they ate up a table of vegetables in a short while.

The three ghosts sat aside and stared blankly, Li Si's saliva gathered into a small river on the ground, and he was so pitiful that he was about to cry.

After the four of them finished eating, they grabbed the leftovers, put them in front of their noses and inhaled deeply.

The white gas visible to the naked eye went straight into their noses, Chen Ruolin looked at it miraculously, and asked in surprise, "What are they doing?"

"Have a meal."

Xu Yang asked back: "This is how ghosts eat, haven't you seen it?"

I have seen a der!
Chen Ruolin complained in her heart and shook her head.

Xu Yang popularized: "The ghosts are evil and have no substance. Their current bodies are also condensed by Yin Qi, and they don't have a gastrointestinal digestive system, so when they eat, they suck the essence of the rice..."

Finished eating.

It's time to get down to business.

Officer Wang winked at the two young police officers, and immediately walked to other tables.

As soon as the people on the table saw the three "ghosts" approaching, they got up in unison and wanted to leave. Xu Yang picked up the hammer and said lightly, "Why are you running? Sit down and eat...don't worry, we've already If you are full, I won’t eat you.”

The four of them got together on this table, Lao Wang took out cigarettes from his pocket with a smile, distributed one to each of the men on the table, and asked with a smile: "Guys, let me know... who is the master of this for?" How about a shady marriage?"

Those people took the cigarettes, but they dared not take a sip.

One of the young men saw police officers Xu Yang and Wang puffing, and asked tremblingly, "You guys, ghosts, also smoke?"

"Can you handle it?"

Xu Yang retorted, and said, "I'm asking you... what's the situation with this family? In our Wucheng area, no one has had a yin marriage for many years."

"You ghosts...why ask about this?"

The man said weakly, with a vigilant look on his face, he looked behind Xu Yang, and asked suspiciously: "You said you are a ghost, why do you have a shadow?"

"........."

Lao Wang, Xiao Zhang, and Chen Ruolin couldn't help becoming tense.

Yup!

Why do ghosts have shadows?

What if this is exposed?

On the other hand, Xu Yang.

He slowly smoked a cigarette, exhaled a few smoke rings and asked, "Do you suspect that I'm not a ghost? If I'm not a ghost, why am I still alive after twisting my head off?"

The man glanced at the big hammer in Xu Yang's hand, and tremblingly said: "You twisted that man's head... I've seen it, and there are no shadows of the three of them."

talking.

Pointing to Li Si's table, he said: "And you eat in different ways, they smell it, you eat it."

"You mean... I'm human?"

Xu Yang was taken aback.

Then, as if he had heard a big joke, he burst out laughing, and suddenly his laughter stopped abruptly, and the smile on his face changed in a second, turning into a sinister look, and he reached out and grabbed , the man sitting opposite felt his body lighten, he flew up involuntarily, and sent his neck to Xu Yang's hands.

Xu Yang pinched his neck and slowly opened his eyes.

His eyes were filled with gray mist, and the corners of his eyes were slowly oozing blood, and he said coldly, "How dare you doubt me?"

He flipped his hands over, pressed the man to the ground, punched and kicked him, then grabbed the man's collar and pulled him up again, asking, "Can we talk now?"

"I said I said..."

The man's nose was bruised and his face was swollen, and he hurriedly said, "The person who had an accident today is my cousin. He has two sons. The eldest son is my cousin. He fell from a shelf and died 14 years ago when he went out to work."

"My cousin and aunt almost died of crying because of this... After burying my cousin, they took the compensation money from the construction company and went to other places to do business."

"They made a lot of money outside, and later gave birth to a son... The youngest son is six and a half years old this year, and he can't talk or walk. My uncle and aunt went to many hospitals to find out the reason."

"A few days ago, our village came to a Feng Shui master who can see things. He said that my cousin was entangled by his brother, and that's why it happened, because my cousin was not married when the accident happened. , so if you want to resolve it, you have to match him with a ghost..."

Officer Wang and the two young police officers made eye contact with each other.

"Oh?"

Xu Yang's closed eyelids trembled slightly, and he asked, "Where did the bones come from?"

"I have no idea!"

The man said again: "The one who sees the matter said, give him 15 yuan, and he will arrange to post it... As for where the bones came from, we don't have to ask."

At this moment, a car horn sounded down the mountain.

The young man immediately shouted: "Here we come, the watcher is here to send the bride!"

Xu Yang let go, stood up and looked down the mountain.

However, he is blind in both eyes, and his mental power cannot radiate so far, so he can see a hammer.

Police officer Wang also looked over, but with his naked eyes, he couldn't see very far at night. He only saw two beams of white lights at the foot of the mountain.

"Master Xu, what should we do?"

Officer Wang came to Xu Yang's side and asked in a low voice.

"Don't be impatient, just wait and see what happens."

Xu Yang remembered the yin and rotten aura of "Brother Ren Yuan" again, and said in a low voice, "I have a hunch that today's matter may not be so simple."

After a while, someone shouted: "Master Lin is here!"

All the people in front of the grave rushed forward one after another.

In the darkness, a Taoist priest wearing a yellow cassock and holding a dust whisk walked forward. He was about five or sixty years old, with a goatee and gray and mottled hair tied into a bun. The temperament of "immortal style and bone".

There were four people behind the Taoist priest.

The "brother Ren Yuan" who had a "one-sided relationship" with Xu Yang was among them.

They carried a stretcher, and in the middle of the stretcher sat a paper-made woman with weird eyes, two big red circles painted on her face, and wreaths placed in front of her and behind her.

As soon as "Master Lin" arrived, the theater troupe immediately beat gongs and drums, and suona played a rather imposing piece of music.

This "BGM" virtually added a bit of momentum to "Master Lin".

Officer Wang took a deep look at "Master Lin", but when he turned his head, he was taken aback. He saw that Xu Yang had put on a mask with green faces and fangs at some point, and the teeth of that mask still had some green fluorescent lights on them. .

"Master Xu, what are you doing?"

"Brother Ren Yuan has seen me, and I'm worried that he will recognize me... Officer Wang, don't do anything yet, let's see the excitement first."

Xu Yang "seeed" that "Master Lin" was surrounded by a strong Yin Qi.

In addition, the four brothers Ren Yuan also had a strong Yin Qi.

But the one with the heaviest yin qi was the paper man on the unit price they were carrying. There were several yin qi entwined on it, and resentment was bred. Clothes ghost" trend!

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PS: Haha, I didn't expect it, I have another chapter!
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