This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 158 The paper figurine is alive! (seeking subscription)
As "Master Lin" walked into the cemetery, the "bgm" played by the troupe changed again.

Master Lin raised his hand.

The master playing the suona stopped immediately, and the beating of gongs and drums also stopped abruptly.

In the theatrical troupe, a man with a colorful face quickly stepped forward and whispered a few words in Master Lin's ear. "Ghost", and then looked at Xu Yang and Police Officer Wang.

Obviously.

This troupe is also a member of "Master Lin", so it should be reporting the situation just now.

Master Lin was furious when he heard the words, he shook his hand and said, "I said, this matter must not be spread to the outside world. Why do you invite outsiders to come? If something happens, it will affect Feng Shui, and this yin marriage will have no effect." , will you take responsibility?"

As he spoke, he waved his hand, and he wanted to call the troupe and the four people carrying the paper figurines to leave.

The male lead of the office quickly stepped forward and stopped him: "Master Lin, don't be angry, I did everything according to your orders, these people came uninvited...and they are not human, they are...ghosts!"

When he said the word "ghost" at the end, his voice lowered a lot.

Master Lin sneered in his heart.

How can there be ghosts in this world?

If you don’t say something like this, you can’t say it... After all, I am a "master" now, and I am an expert who can read Fengshui and things. If I say it, I will smash my job ?
As for these identities, they are all made up!

Like Ren Yuandi, he was imprisoned for "multilevel marketing fraud", and he was released from prison two years ago. Because of the experience of "squatting in a bitter kiln", coupled with his age, he encountered obstacles everywhere after re-entering society, so he decided... ...back to old ways!
But the previous method of "pyramid marketing fraud" must not work.

Nowadays, people have become smarter, and with an anti-fraud app in hand, it is too difficult to cheat money.

an accident.

He found a book called "Feng Shui Kanyu" in his hometown. He remembered that his grandfather once said that his great-grandfather used to be a "Feng Shui Master" who specially read Feng Shui for dignitaries. Being "beaten as a landlord" will bring down the family fortune!

So he changed himself and became "Master Lin".

Relying on the "Feng Shui Kanyu" handed down in his family, he made a mistake and actually solved two troublesome things, and his reputation has spread since then!
After earning money, the greed in Master Lin's heart was aroused.

He wants to make big money and make more money!

So, I embarked on the road of "swindling and abducting"...

Then he discovered that this road was just like picking up money compared to the "multilevel marketing fraud" he had engaged in before!
The key is to have no worries!
It's my master Lin's ability to see it well, but it's your insincerity to see it badly!
In the countryside, no one dares to provoke someone like him who "knows how to see things"!
In the final analysis, he is a liar, an ordinary person... Otherwise, how could he not have noticed the abnormality on the paper figurine?

Deep down in his heart, he didn't believe that there are ghosts in this world, so with an inscrutable look on his face, he said with a faint smile: "It's just pretending to be a ghost, do you think you can hide it from Master?"

The master in charge was stunned: "But... But all of us saw him unscrew his head to play."

"It's just a blindfold!"

Master Lin calmly said: "It's normal that you ordinary people can't see through some quack tricks with your naked eyes."

He had heard about it from the theater troupe...but he had never seen it with his own eyes, hadn't experienced it personally, and didn't believe it at all, so he said: "There are outsiders disturbing today, I'm afraid it will disturb Feng Shui... Let's choose another auspicious day Bar."

"Master Lin, Master Lin!"

The master who handled the matter was about to cry: "It's not easy for us to handle the matter once, so master, you should be accommodating... Otherwise, you can think of a way to solve it?"

But Master Lin was determined to leave.

After all, when outsiders came, this kind of thing would be publicized. If "tiaozi" were attracted, then he might have to live in a bitter kiln again. He didn't want to live that kind of life for a day!

"Master Xu, what should we do?"

This time, Officer Wang, Xiao Zhang and Chen Ruolin all looked at Xu Yang.

They know that this is the best time to do it.

Otherwise, it will take a lot of trouble to catch him after that Lao Shizi "Master Lin" runs away and destroys the evidence!
Xu Yang didn't answer, but "looked" at the paper figurine.

Although he had his eyes closed, he could clearly feel the changes in the paper figurine under the sweep of his mental power.

As time goes by, the yin energy on the paper figurine becomes stronger and stronger!
That bit of blood spread rapidly, dyeing the entire paper figurine a strange blood red!

It's just that no one saw this scene except Xu Yang. In everyone's eyes, the paper figurines are still paper figurines... No, the three ghosts of Li Si also sensed the abnormality at this moment, and they all looked at him with surprised expressions. That paper man!
Suddenly, the wind picked up.

The cool breeze blew in, causing many people present to shiver uncontrollably.

But no one cared. After all, it is late at night, and the farmland in the countryside has been watered for the past few days. It is normal for the wind to blow over at night and make it cooler!

The person in charge and the people in the village stepped forward to persuade him.

"Master Lin" insisted on leaving. Seeing that these people didn't know what to do, he snorted coldly, looked at the man in charge and said displeasedly: "Boss Cao, I've already said that the feng shui is not right tonight, do you still think about it?" Let your little son get well?"

As soon as this remark came out, Boss Cao was stunned, took a step back silently, and said with a wry smile: "Master Lin, please turn around and think about the solution."

Seeing this, the people in the same village also retreated.

"Master Lin" waved his hand, and immediately strode down the mountain.

The theater troupe also packed up their things and followed behind "Master Lin".

But after he walked more than ten meters, he stopped again, looked back at the four brothers Ren Yuan who were carrying the paper figurines, and frowned, "What are you doing? Walking so slowly... hurry down the mountain!"

"Master Lin..."

Brother Ren Yuan's legs trembled a little, and he said, "It's too heavy!"

A paper figure, a skeleton, and two wreaths all add up to less than 50 catties.

The four big men originally carried it with ease.

But all of a sudden, the stretcher on their shoulders became heavier and heavier, as if they were not carrying a paper man but an iron man. Their legs were shaking and their bodies were trembling under the pressure.

Oh shit!

These four trash!
"Master Lin" cursed inwardly, turned around and walked over, angrily said: "It's just a paper figure, how heavy is it?"

However, just as he walked in front of the four people, he heard a "click" sound. The stretcher carried by the four people was so overwhelmed that it was directly crushed and fell heavily to the ground.

Brother Ren Yuan and the other four also fell to the ground.

"Ouch……"

"Master Lin" was heartbroken and called out!
This paper piercing is not cheap, it cost him hundreds of oceans!

The most important thing is that skeleton, which he managed to piece together into a human form, and now it fell...it became a pile again!
Immediately lowered his head and went to pick up the paper figurines and corpses.

but……

As soon as he lowered his head, "Master Lin" was stunned.

A strong smell of blood came over the surface.

"This bone has been rotting for more than [-] years, where is the bloody smell coming from?"

A thought flashed in my mind.

Then "Master Lin" saw that the paper figurine blinked at him. He thought he had misread it, so he rubbed his eyes and looked again, only to find that the paper figurine had returned to normal.

"Oh shit!"

"Scared me!"

Master Lin was startled into a cold sweat.

He subconsciously raised his hand, wanting to wipe the sweat off his forehead, but when he raised it... he felt as if his wrist was being grabbed by something, pulling it tightly, and he couldn't lift it up at all!
He was startled, and looked down slowly, only to see that the paper figurine that had fallen on the ground sat upright, and the palm of the paper figurine was clutching his wrist!
The two circles of blush on the face of the paper figurine slowly spread like blood dripping on the paper.

"Master Lin" only felt that his scalp was numb, and goose bumps all over his body instantly rose up. A gust of cold air rose from the soles of his feet to the sky. Sitting on the ground, he stepped back frantically with fear on his face, and shouted——

"ghost……"

"Ghost!"

"There's a ghost!"

He fixed his eyes on the paper figurine, and found that the eyes drawn on the paper figurine actually blinked at him, and he smiled with his mouth open.

Inside her mouth was a dense row of razor-sharp fangs. Combined with the painted eyes and the gradually spreading blood on her face, she looked extremely ferocious and terrifying!
Everyone was attracted by the scream of "Master Lin".

One after another, they looked over in unison.

Then I saw...

The paper figurine stood up slowly!
There were strange voices from her mouth, different male voices, different female voices, several voices combined together, hoarsely said: "Give me back... the bones!"

"Give me back... the bones!"

"Bone..."

"bone……"

That hoarse and weird voice formed echoes in the empty night!
With the previous scene where the "ghosts" were playing with their heads, the villagers on the grave seemed much calmer, but Li Si and the other three ghosts stood behind Xu Yang tremblingly and said, "Gu... Uncle!"

"We are afraid!"

Xu Yang comforted: "Don't be afraid, my uncle is here."

"........."

Officer Wang, Xiao Zhang and Chen Ruolin took a look behind them, their expressions extremely strange.

On the other side, the paper figurine stepped forward and walked towards "Master Lin". Her body had completely turned into a bloody color, and her whole body was entangled with Yin Qi, blowing in gusts of evil wind!
It's just that she is a paper figure after all, her body... is a bit soft!

He only took a step, and fell to the ground with a slap.

Seeing this, "Master Lin" got up suddenly, screaming strangely again and again, glanced at the four of Ren Yuandi and shouted: "Run, run quickly..."

However, at this moment, the four brothers Ren Yuan were full of rottenness!

They rolled their eyes, only a piece of white remained in their pupils, and the yin and resentment in their bodies exploded at this moment, and they came to "Master Lin" like puppets on a string, and held down Master Lin!

"Are you crazy?"

Master Lin yelled at the troupe, "Help me... come and save me!"

After being stunned for three seconds, all the theater troupe turned around and ran, disappearing into the night in the blink of an eye.

"Master Lin" was in despair. He looked back, but saw the paper figurine standing up again, with a terrifying smile on his face, picking up the bones on the ground, one by one...

Stuff it into your body.

While stuffing it, he shouted: "Give me back... the bones!"

(End of this chapter)