This celestial master is not serious

Chapter 159 I Tell You to Sit, Why Don't You Sit?

First the leg bones.

With the two leg bones stuffed into the legs of the paper figurine, she stood more steadily.

Then there are the foot bones, phalanges, pelvis, spine, ribs...

She moves very slowly.

Sometimes the bone is pressed wrongly, and it will be removed and replaced with a new one.

Gradually, the somewhat shriveled paper figurine bulged.

She moved her body, exposing the row of fine fangs, and walked towards "Master Lin", with a strange voice in her mouth——

"Give me back my bones..."

Many people at the scene were frightened.

"Master Lin" even knelt down, begged for mercy, and howled, "Forgive...forgive, I will help you get your bones back!"

His hands were tightly gripped by Ren Yuandi and others.

Don't talk about resisting, you can't even run!
Seeing that the paper figurine was getting closer to "Master Lin", Police Officer Wang quickly asked, "Master Xu, what should we do next? Then Master Lin should be the suspect...you can't let him die!"

"Isn't it just right to let him die?"

Xu Yang said: "Digging people's graves, stealing people's bones, cheating and abducting people, this kind of behavior, death will not be wronged!"

Although so said.

Xu Yang still moved.

He knew in his heart that the police's handling of cases was not about beatings and killings in the rivers and lakes. The ultimate goal was to bring the criminal suspects to justice and send them to the court for legal trial, so as to give the victim an explanation.

…………

the other side.

Master Lin was scared to pee!
He was held down by the four "brother Ren Yuan" and knelt on the ground, his body trembling, and his crotch was wet.

In his pupils, the paper man was getting closer and closer, his body trembling uncontrollably, he wanted to ask for mercy, but found that his body seemed to be controlled and it was difficult to speak.

He mustered all his strength, but when he opened his mouth, he didn't call for help, but...

"I'm guilty, I be damned!"

"I shouldn't have cheated!"

"I shouldn't have stolen your bones just to match the ghosts!"

At this moment, "Master Lin" was as clear as a mirror in his heart, but he couldn't express his inner voice, he could only cry out: "No... Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! "

The paper man had already come to him.

As if she had turned into a living woman, she looked down at "Master Lin" condescendingly, the painted eyes were moving, or because the hand of the paper maker was shaking, the two eyes were raised and lowered, There was a cold look in his eyes.

"die!"

A hoarse voice came out of her mouth.

Brother Ren Yuan, who was pressing "Master Lin", seemed to have received the order, took out a dagger from his pocket, raised it high, and stabbed it at the sky cover of "Master Lin".

"Do not……"

"Master Lin" let out a desperate roar in his heart, he closed his eyes and gave up resistance.

next moment……

Zheng!
There was a sound of steel clashing!

"Master Lin" raised his head suddenly, and saw a monster with green face and fangs, holding a big hammer, blocking the dagger of "Brother Ren Yuan" for himself!

At this moment, the hope of life was ignited in Master Lin's heart!

How could he care about whether the "creature" in front of him was a human or a ghost, and shouted: "Help me..."

This "monster" with blue face and fangs was naturally Xu Yang.

With a light swing of the hammer in his hand, he swung Ren Yuandi and the other three people controlled by the ghost away, then took off the mask and looked at the paper figurine.

The paper figurine looked at Xu Yang with eyes that were raised and lowered, and asked sharply, "Who are you? Why do you want to stop me?"

"It doesn't matter who I am."

Xu Yang looked at the paper figurine and said calmly, "I know you have resentment and hatred. This man dug your grave, stole your bones, and disturbed your deep sleep."

"It stands to reason that if you kill him, I won't care... But today, the police are here, can we discuss and hand him over to me and the police? After all, you, the families of the victims, still need an explanation. .”

"And those who were cheated also need an explanation."

"roll!"

What responded to Xu Yang was the word "roll" coldly from the paper figurine.

With a wave of her hand, the four Ren Yuandi who had been swung away by Xu Yang rushed towards them again, armed with daggers, fruit knives and other weapons, without fear of life or death.

Xu Yang didn't dare to use the hammer.

After all, this hammer...is too powerful.

He had weighed it, and the weight alone was 1280 catties. When the wheel was rolled up and smashed, the four ordinary people controlled by the ghosts, Ren Yuandi, would have died immediately.

So he raised his hand and swung it with his big mouth.

Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!Snapped!
At this moment, Xu Yang seemed to be possessed by Ma Dongxi, with one mouth, one mouth, and only four mouths, and the four of them were knocked unconscious.

He turned his head, looked at the paper figurine again, and said kindly: "I understand your feelings, killing him can relieve your anger... But what about your family? After they found out that your bones were stolen, they cried all day long. Wash your face, if I catch him now, I can retrieve your bones and give your family an explanation."

"exactly!"

The scared "Master Lin" stood up.

He nodded like a chicken pecking rice, and threatened: "If the poor are dead, you will never even think about taking your bones back in this lifetime!"

As he spoke, he leaned towards Xu Yang and said, "Comrade policeman, you must save me!"

Obviously, what Xu Yang said just now made "Master Lin" regard him as a policeman. Although this policeman did not carry a gun but a sledgehammer, who cares so much as long as he can survive at this time?

The paper man's eyes turned cold, and he looked at "Master Lin".

At this moment, there was a strong wind blowing between heaven and earth, and even the temperature suddenly dropped a lot.

Xu Yang's gaze also sank.

He turned his head suddenly, looked at "Master Lin", raised his hand and threw it over with a big fist.

Snapped!
The crisp sound spread across the night sky.

That "Master Lin" covered his face and screamed in disbelief, "You... you hit me?"

Snapped!
Xu Yang slapped his backhand again, and said with a sneer, "What's wrong with beating you? You're like a dog, you don't care about human affairs, and you do all you can to harm morality... You were responsible for the recent bone theft cases? "

"I did it, you can't hit anyone!"

The matter has come to this point, and it is useless to hide it.

Master Lin has just one thought now... Even if he is sitting in prison, he doesn't want to die in the hands of that "paper man".

He yelled, "Even if I break the law, there will be laws to punish me. How can you, a policeman, beat someone?"

"My Nima!"

Xu Yang laughed angrily.

With one kick, he kicked "Master Lin" to the ground, and with his big ear scraping his bow left and right, he slapped him!

"Oh shit!"

"I call you a liar!"

"I told you to dig people's graves!"

"I told you to steal people's bones... In this life, what I hate the most is digging graves and stealing bones!"

Digging up graves, he ran into them twice within a month... First, the old man's "fake tomb" was stolen, and then Liu Shishi, the "Master Lin" was beaten into a daze, and he wanted to speak, but he opened his mouth and a The big ear scraper slapped it over.

He felt his mouth was sticky and bleeding from the beating.

A few teeth seem to have fallen out...all swallowed into the stomach!

"A dog-like thing, dare to pretend to be a Taoist priest and wear a yellow robe?"

"Yellow cassock, I am not qualified to wear it now, what qualifications do you have?"

The color of Taoist robes is strictly graded. Generally speaking, they can be divided into "seven grades". The yellow cassock is the best, worn by kings. In the world, only "celestial masters" have it. Qualified to wear yellow cassock.

In today's world, the inheritance of Jingming and Lushan celestial master Xu Xun, the true master of miraculous aid, has been torn apart, and the position of celestial master has been nearly a thousand years since no one has inherited it.

Sa and Ge, two celestial masters, although there are many Taoist sects who regard him as the patriarch in later generations, such as the Shenxiao sect. Tianshi disciple "Wang Lingguan" is the commander in chief.

Another example is the Sazu sect, Xihe sect, and Tianshan sect, who also regard Sa Tianshi as their ancestor.

However, the two celestial masters, Sa and Ge, did not pass on the title of "celestial master".

Therefore, in this world, the only person who is qualified to wear the "yellow cassock" is Zhang Jiyu from the Celestial Master Mansion in Longhu Mountain. If Xu Yang can succeed the Celestial Master in the future, he may also be eligible to wear it.

Under the yellow cassock is a purple robe.

It is the purple robe, not many people in this world are qualified to wear it.

Under the purple robe, there are red, cyan, green, black, and white in sequence.

Xu Yang became more and more angry, and the strength in his hand couldn't help but get a little stronger. The "Master Lin" couldn't bear the strength, rolled his eyes and passed out.

Taking a deep breath, he calmed down.

Xu Yang then slowly got up and looked at the paper figurine.

Naturally, he could tell... this paper man was not a ghost!

She is made up of several ghosts, and these "ghosts" almost all died abnormally during their lifetime. They already had a lot of resentment and hostility, but they just slept in the tomb and attached to the bones. After being exhumed and robbed by "Master Lin" and others for the first time, he woke up and became a "red-clothed" level in one fell swoop.

Because the slap was too hard just now, Xu Yang's hands were stained with some blood.

He was a little disgusted, took out toilet paper from his pocket, wiped his hands, took out the sledgehammer again, and said indifferently: "Can we sit down and discuss it now?"

"Ding!"

"The ghost is frightened, the merit value is +10."

"Ding!"

"The ghost is frightened, the merit value is +20."

"Ding……"

In his mind, system prompts came one after another. Xu Yang glanced at the prompts with his "idea", and found that there were seven ghosts who provided him with merit points, and the strongest two of the seven had reached the level of ghosts. Provide 20 points of merit, and the remaining five will provide about 10 points at a time.

Obviously.

Xu Yang's "violent" behavior just now scared the ghosts.

This also shows that the bones stolen by the dog are not only four, but seven!

In the countryside, many people go out to work or buy a house, and maybe only go back to worship their ancestors in Qingming. Some graves in the ancestral graves have been stolen, and it is normal for them not to report to the police in a short period of time.

Hear a system beep.

Xu Yang knew that there was something to talk about.

He immediately reached out and grabbed it...

brush!
Not far away, a table and a chair flew over.

He sat down and put the big hammer on the table.

crunch...

The table creaked under the weight of the sledgehammer, but fortunately, the tables for the banquet were all made of iron, so they would not collapse under the weight of the sledgehammer.

Xu Yang glanced at the paper figurine and said, "Sit!"

The paper figurine turned around and saw that there was only one stool, so it didn't move.

Xu Yang's tone sank, and he asked, "I told you to sit, why didn't you sit?"

paper man:"………"

(End of this chapter)