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Chapter 309 Does anyone want to buy a system?
"The one over there is Keqing? It looks better than a paper man." After drinking some wine, Su Lin blushed slightly, and looked at the purple-haired girl who was packing offal at the offal stand far away with a telescope: "Crossover Countless worlds are filled with tears just to see her, who in the family understands? Oh, Mingfei, do you understand the feeling of unrequited love?"

"I don't understand!" Lu Mingfei wailed like a furry cat, "Brother! I beg you, don't be weird, my girlfriend is still over there!!!"

Su Lin can be shameless, but he, Lu Mingfei, can't!

"I'm even more curious about how you recognized it at a glance. Isn't there a difference between a paper man and a real person?" Xiao Yan took a glass of draft beer and filled it up. Down.

Zhong Li said from the side: "I told Yu Hengxing when he passed by downstairs just now."

When Zhongli said this, he rejected Meng Qi's application by the way, and raised his glass to Su Lin who was acting as a live camera.

"Don't you only like paper people?" Klein learned the lesson from last time, and took the lead in solving the cake with a tray in his hand. The chocolate-like texture and unique creamy flavor spread in the cavity: "Of course, If you intend to leave the ranks of being single, all my marionettes can raise their hands to support you."

It's just hard for the woman to meet such a guy, but it's better than the suffering of the group of friends.

The famous five-star general MacArthur said: 'Give Su Lin the strength to do whatever he wants, he even dares to have fun with Ye Fan who is above the sacrificial path. '

Irena took a sip, sat on the recliner with a flushed face, her body was imprisoned by her own magic chains, and said: "Has this guy finally revealed his ambitions! It's terrible, as someone who was once admired by him, I want to be careful."

Su Lin smiled and said: "I suggest that you can be a dumb person. There is also a difference in the three dimensions between the paper man and the paper man."

"Blind date in another world, indulge in delicious food." Lu Mingfei's eyes lit up, and he suggested, "Think about it?"

"I like flowers, why don't I pick them and let me smell them; I like the wind, don't you let the wind stop; I like clouds, don't you let the clouds cover me; I like the sea, why should I jump into the sea? "Su Lin shook his head, looked up at Mingyue, and said, "Your purity of the word liking is too low, and it's too superficial. Lu Mingfei, I'm very disappointed in you."

Han Li nodded: "For monks of my generation, some things must be done against the sky, but some things must be pursued in a natural way."

Zijin Shenlong: "Wow! So affectionate, Master Long likes it!"

Lu Mingfei opened his mouth wide. He was already a bit overwhelmed by Zuixianniang, but now he couldn't turn his head.

"The duplication check rate is [-]%." ​​Klein said, pulling out the evidence of the historical projection.

"You boy is Mensao." After drinking a glass of wine, Ye Fan could see the aura overflowing from his mouth and nose. He let out a long breath, moved to Su Lin's side and raised his eyebrows, and said, "Ask yourself, we in the group How dare you say that you have never been moved by these beauties?"

Su Lin fell silent.

The corner of Ye Fan's mouth raised, revealing a smile that everyone understands. Could it be that Su Lin's sullen coquettishness is really too ruthless?Anyway, he was the first to not believe it.

"Although rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests, you are not a rabbit." Xiao Yan winked and said.

Seeing the people around him cast their eyes on him, Su Lin took out a tin trash can from the history with no expression on his face, and threw it in front of Xing, who was already slightly drunk and had foggy eyes.

bang bang bang——

The sound of the trash can touching the ground and the tin lid being raised and closed was harsh, which made Xing wake up a little bit.

She had a reddish expression, her eyes shone with astonishing brilliance, as if something of great exploration value appeared in front of her eyes, she opened the iron cover, and her upper body got inside.

"What is a crayfish?"

Ye Fan: "."

Su Lin asked Hui Ye, who was a little further away from Mount Penglai, "Hui Ye, what are you eating?"

"Grilled offal." Penglai Shan Huiye held a skewer in his right hand and a glass of wine in his left, eating and drinking without the image of a princess: "Would you like some? Turkey skewers, probably mixed with some concubines Offal."

She took out a few skewers that were still steaming.

Lu Mingfei's expression twisted for a while, he shivered and took two steps back: "There really is such a setting, hahaha"

Li Huowang thought that the grilled skewers were very fragrant just now, and wanted to have some, and suddenly withdrew his outstretched hand. What is this beautiful girl talking about? !

Xiao Yan: "."

Just now the other party asked me to borrow a fire just to roast this thing
"Thank you, no need." Su Lin kept smiling, and pointed to Irena with his thumb: "Oh, there is still a crumb of the world here."

Whoosh whoosh—

Su Lin easily dodged magic bullets and ice cones, and after spinning 720 degrees in the air, he dodged the dimensional cracks that could tear apart the space, but stepped on an exploding alchemy trap the moment he landed.

The sky was full of flames, and the monks not far away thought it was the organizer who set off the fireworks, and they were applauding one after another, shouting for more.

When Su Lin crawled out of the vortex of a bunch of dimensional cracks, there was a piece of cream cake on his face. He said indifferently, "If I'm guilty, God will judge me."

I really want to go back to the days before I practiced Tian Wang. At that time, I should be a good-looking party.

"Although I think you are also a crumb." Ye Fan faced Su Lin who was not injured but had a lump of cream on his face, after thinking about it, he said, "But I'm sorry."

Xiao Yan nodded, looked at Su Lin guiltily, and said, "Sorry."

"I only have respect for all the beauties in the group, and I have no unreasonable thoughts." Zhang Chulan's eyes were a little disillusioned, and she raised her glass and said, "Don't talk, it's all in the wine."

Tons of tons!
Zhongli smiled helplessly, and by the way rejected Meng Qi's application again.

"Drink slowly, tonight has just begun." Su Lin took out a pot of Enlightenment tea from the historical projection, and poured a cup for everyone: "You're welcome, use this to wake up the bar, there is Mister Fool here tonight, We can achieve enlightenment and tea freedom.”

"Thank you." Klein held the teacup firmly. What the other party meant was to let Klein make up the numbers when his spirituality was not enough.

"Enlightenment tea?" Li Huowang looked curiously at the Enlightenment tea in the cup, which seemed to be coming from the rhyme of Taoism. Just smelling it made him feel refreshed. He actually had a clear understanding of some details of the cultivation method .

"This is a good thing, but it's a pity." Ye Fan suddenly fell silent as he spoke, his hand holding the teacup shook, and the remaining words seemed to be stuck in his throat, making him unable to speak.

And Zhong Li and Han Li also looked over at this time, they glanced at the tea in their hands and then at Li Huowang.

For a while, the originally lively atmosphere was only left with the sound of tin trash cans colliding, the sound of Luffy chewing, and the sound of guests sleeping soundly
"It's a pity what happened?" Li Huowang was puzzled.

Ye Fan's smile became stiffer, Xiao Yan's pupils trembled, and Klein silently took out a new pot of Enlightenment tea from history.

Accompanied by the violent reaction of the Big Bang, a calculation formula appeared in everyone's minds at this moment.

Historical projection/magic projection + Li Huowang =? ? ?

Ye Fan covered his eyes with a slap, took a deep breath and seemed to see some kind of future.

Things that are close to real, or things that are real but only exist for a short time, add a little bit of sweetness to them
what is trueWhat is fake?You say ours is fake?But what we sell here is real.

"It's a pity! The output of this Dao Enlightenment tea is too small, and it is difficult for ordinary monks to enjoy this kind of fruit!" Su Lin looked up to the sky and sighed, and took out a box of three pieces of Enlightenment tea that he had given to Venerable White from history. , said:
"That's why we need more here. Come on, Huowang, you're welcome. These can be stored for a long time, so take good care of them."

Hearing this, Li Huowang's eyes became moist again. Since he left the past world, he has met many friends from other worlds. Everyone is very nice, and now he even gives out this precious tea to himself.

"Huowang, let's have a chat." Ye Fan picked up the bench and sat directly beside Li Huowang, picked up the wine glass and clinked:
"Look, in the process of cultivating this person, he will always be able to do without the land of wealth and companionship. I have a little understanding of your world, Brother Ye."

"There are not many serious cultivation consumables at all. Apart from relying on the rules of heaven, other powers to strengthen oneself are also distorted in sevens and eights."

"Having said so much, have you considered earning some resources in other worlds to strengthen yourself? You need to know that no matter how powerful a foreign object is, it is still a foreign object, and it is the right way to use it for your own use."

"Brother Ye, of course I have thought about it, but with my current situation, I can't do anything in other powerful worlds." Li Huowang said with some shame.

"No! I don't allow you to talk about yourself like that!" Ye Fan grabbed Li Huowang's shoulder and said:
"You must have a belief that I am invincible. 30 years in Hedong and 30 years in Hexi, don't bully the young and poor! Among us present, who is born strong and who is born respected?!"

"I am very optimistic about you, or rather, we are all very optimistic about you! In the future, you will definitely have a place in the heavens and myriad worlds!"

The corner of Xiao Yan's mouth twitched, but he didn't speak.

Li Huowang opened his eyes slightly, and a warm current flowed through his heart, and he didn't know how to respond to everyone's expectations for a while.

"thanks."

Before Li Huowang could finish speaking, Ye Fan took a storage bag from Emiya Shiro and handed it to Li Huowang.

Ye Fan said seriously:
"Remember, our Zhetian Chamber of Commerce only sells genuine copies. These are our investment in you. If you meet a monster, take out your weapon and smash it at him!"

"Don't pick it up after smashing it, it's dirty, we don't want it, come to us after you use it up."

Li Huowang checked it, and there were at least a thousand weapons in the storage bag handed over by the other party!Among them are many powerful and frightening divine soldiers!
"Enough." Emiya Shirou gave a thumbs up.

"Really, but I can't accept these!" Li Huowang felt that he shouldn't accept so many gifts.

"Let your child accept it!" Ye Fan said to Li Huowang while discussing the matter of shares in order to monopolize everyone's sound transmission:
"If you want to feel sorry, just drink this glass of wine!"

"I am the future emperor, can I still lie to you?"

Li Huowang looked around and saw that everyone was looking at him with encouragement and kindness. For a while, he was no longer so desperate for those scenes in the future story.

"If there is a place for me in the future, please speak up directly!" Li Huowang picked up the wine glass and drank it in one gulp. The powerful immortal power spread throughout his body, sorting out his meridians, and at the same time his soul was gradually being nourished.

Kang dang
After Li Huowang fell on the table, Ye Fan walked straight to Klein and Su Lin, raised his glass and said, "Welcome to the Zhetian Chamber of Commerce!"

Klein pretended to be hesitant, and asked, "I suggest only doing the high-end market, but what target group are you targeting?"

"It's really sold to normal customers, not so real." Ye Fan grinned:

"The human world, various killer organizations, and ancient creatures will be born in a few years. Besides, we have to take a long-term view."

"Don't you have many enemies in the heavens and worlds? Even if you don't have one now, won't you have one in the future?"

Zhong Li said to Han Li: "I have already contacted the hostile forces in the fairy world where you are, so maybe you can consider it."

Han Li heard this, and after thinking for a few seconds, a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he nodded slightly.

Klein seriously doubts that after some time, after these people grow up, they may not even let Adam go, and add some things after projection, imagination, mentality, and mastery.
Amen.

Shading the genuine Chamber of Commerce.

"Give me the resource accumulation there." Klein raised his glass and said, "Happy cooperation, my friend."

"Cheers!" XN
The monks with stronger cultivation bases at the other tables also toasted one after another. Although I don't know why the seniors are so happy, in short, it's over with a toast.

About half an hour later, the so-called Mond Dionysus was lying under the table, holding an empty jade bottle and dreaming sweet dreams.

"Hi!" Lu Mingfei hiccupped: "So, the faster you drink, the faster you get drunk, and the slower you drink, the slower you get drunk. I've found the trick."

"Otherwise, why do you think we have to toast table by table? What I have in my hand is Zui Sheng Meng Shi, and what they drink is Zui Xian Niang." Su Lin stood on the table, holding most of the recycled bottle of Zui Xian Niang and raised his hand. Over the top of his head, he laughed wildly and said:

"Everything is according to plan, wryyy!!!"

"This is the emperor's mind." Ye Fan carried the unconscious Heihuang, although he was a little unsteady, but he was able to move normally: "Brother Yan, hurry up and boil the water! Who has onion, ginger and garlic? "

"Brother, don't eat dogs!" the little girl shouted holding the juice.

"Okay." Ye Fan was only half drunk and hadn't lost consciousness. He could control his instincts. He put the Black Emperor down, and then looked at Duan De drowsily, thinking about something.

"But then again, we still need to practice down-to-earth." Xiao Yan came back from another table with Song Shuhang on his shoulders, holding two jade bottles in his hand, and said:
"After all, we can't always count on the outbreak of a crisis, and we can't count on cheating money."

"Ahahaha, I'm sorry, Su Lin, didn't I say that your previous cultivation problem has been solved?"

Xiao Yan put the jade bottle on the table, and after sitting down seemingly casually, he glanced at Han Li, Ye Fan and the others.

"Eh? Who is saying that Boss Su Lin has encountered a problem..." Zhang Chulan got up from the table, said something in a daze, and then lay down on the table again: "My Boss Su Lin has a panel... You can add some hoo hoo"

Lu Mingfei hugged the drunk Hui Liyi in his arms, and he was confused and asked, "Didn't you say that Su Lin has a system?"

Han Li shook his head, his voice was tired like that of a drunk person, as if he was holding on, and said:
"Compared to the existence of our respective opportunities, I always feel that things like systems and panels are too bizarre. Even if they exist, in my spare time, I have to think about the possible secrets behind them."

Zhong Li supported his forehead, silently refined the strength of his body, and said softly:

"Actually, this kind of thing is the same as chat groups. Most of them are things that we know temporarily and cannot delve into the existence itself. It does not affect the current use."

"But if there is a chance in the future, looking for the origin can also satisfy curiosity."

"Yeah, I think so too." Xiao Yan drank a cup, looked at Su Lin who was still drunk on the immortal wine, and said, "Hey, by the way, Su Lin, do you have a system?"

"What the hell? Hiccup—" Su Lin wiped the corner of his mouth and asked, "System?"

"That's right." Xiao Yan flashed in front of Su Lin in an instant, grabbed Su Lin's shoulders, and shook vigorously: "Secretly tell you Brother Yan, what kind of system is on your body, okay! No! Okay!"

Basically, he guessed that there was a system on this thing, but he couldn't help but wonder what kind of system it was. This thought was like a cat scratching in his heart since a long time ago. When comparing Doraemon's props, he wanted to know where the other party got them.

Today, under the combined effect of Jiangxiang Technology, Zuixianniang, and five generations of hybrid flat peaches, Xiao Yan, who is extremely inflated, decided to be the first cat to try whether he has nine lives out of curiosity.

"I want you to admit it yourself, quick!" Xiao Yan strangled Su Lin's neck, and the two of them fell backwards and overturned many empty plates and bowls: "Say! You have a system! Otherwise, I won't be able to sleep tonight! !"

"I have a system. You... step... can the horse not come so close to me..." Su Lin patted the other party's hand on the neck weakly: "I don't mess around."

Su Lin's words were like an antidote, completely satisfying Xiao Yan's curiosity. Xiao Yan's brows relaxed and his eyes slowly closed. After asking, he felt much more at ease, and he didn't want to resist when the alcohol gradually came up.

Just go to sleep like this, and we'll talk about the rest when you wake up
Although a little impulsive, those weird things also have their origins, cool
"Here, the system... is here, let me go quickly."

What system is here, isn't the system on you?

Before closing his eyes, Xiao Yan saw Su Lin raised his right hand, holding a small golden ball in his hand.

"The strongest gourmet food system! See it, I just got it a while ago hahahahaha!!!"

Xiao Yan who had just closed his eyes suddenly opened them, and in an instant, they were bloodshot.

I saw Su Lin turned his head, although his face was drunk, but he was not as drunk as before, showing off and excited.

He looked at Xiao Yan, who was covered in bloodshot eyes and seemed destined not to be able to sleep tonight, and said, "Anyone want to buy it? Friendship price, sell yourself."

"Fuck!!!"

Tons of tons!
"Drink!" Xiao Yan had already drank five glasses of wine in a row, mixing Zuixianniang with Zuishengmengdie, and he was even a little unsteady in his hand: "You definitely did this on purpose!"

"Selling yourself is a system! Sign a contract and you will have a system, and you will reach the pinnacle of your life from now on!" Su Lin shook the golden bead in his hand at first, and finally threw it into the dimensional pocket at the back: "Why can't I use it? Fuck !"

(End of this chapter)