This director only makes bad movies.
Chapter 453 What an Outrageous Setting
Chapter 453 What an Outrageous Setting
"Sharknado" was released and officially landed in major theaters.
But Xu Nan's publicity and marketing that everyone has been looking forward to has never arrived.
From the announcement of the final file to the official release, the movie "Sharknado" has been very calm.
It's not that there is no publicity, the film promotion is still publicized, but because there is not much money for publicity, the movement is not very big.
Then, the movie came out.
People in the circle were puzzled.
"Wait, Sharknado is out."
"Yes, it's released."
"It's so plain. If you didn't say it, I might not have remembered it."
"Didn't Xu Nan want to promote and market this movie to make it a hit?"
"correct."
"What about good marketing?"
"It seems that this movie doesn't even have any promotion."
The people in the circle were stunned. It was agreed that the marketing frenzy, the movie "Sharknado" would detonate the whole country like "Captain of China" and "Spiderman", and make a sensation on the whole Internet.
Not at all.
If they were not paying attention, they might not even know that the movie "Sharknado" was released.
"It seems that the movie "Sharknado" has not been promoted much, and not many people know about it."
"It seems so."
"Xu Nan's first movie back in China was a bit too bland."
"This is no longer plain, it can be said to be unpopular."
"What's going on?"
People in the circle are very puzzled by this situation.
This is not the Xu Nan style they are familiar with.
Xu Nan's movie, not to mention its release, will cause heated discussions even if it is only in the shooting stage.
But this "Sharknado" was released and there was no movement.
Someone in the circle spoke up.
"Don't worry, everyone. It's only the first day of its release. It takes a whole month for a movie to be released. It's still a long time. It's not yet time to draw a conclusion."
"That's right, I remember Xu Nan's first movie "A Picture of Riverside on a Bright Brightness", the popularity exploded a few days after it was released."
"The same goes for "Captain of China". A few days before its release, there were negative reviews all over the Internet. Everyone asserted that it was destined to hit the market. But then, when the marketing of footwashing water came out, it caused a sensation on the entire Internet, and the box office quickly went up."
"Let the bullet fly for a while."
"That's right, it's just been released, so it's too early to draw conclusions, let's watch it for a while before we talk about it."
"It's just the first day of the show, so there's no need to worry."
Although the mediocre release of "Sharknado" caused many people to be surprised, but Xu Nan's past brilliant achievements are there, and no one dares to say that this movie is destined to hit the street.
Everyone is watching to see how things are going.
a cinema.
Film critic Tao Heng bought a movie ticket for "Sharknado" and bought a bucket of popcorn along the way.
He hated Xu Nan very much, and even more hated the company Summit Films.
But it is because he hates both that he wants to watch the movie "Sharknado".
In fact, not only "Sharknado", but Tao Heng has watched all the movies made by Xu Nan and the movies produced by Summit Film and Television, and some even watched them several times.
the reason is simple.
If you want to defeat your opponent, you must know enough about this opponent.
Knowing yourself and knowing your enemy can help you win a hundred battles.
If you don't watch the movie "Sharknado" and understand the shortcomings of this movie, how can you persuade the audience.
So, Tao Heng came to the cinema.
There are not many people in the theater because it is the off-season.
Although the Ching Ming Festival is a holiday, the atmosphere is not very good. Most people choose to return to their hometowns to worship their ancestors, and not many people have time to watch movies.
Tao Heng entered the screening room with the popcorn in his arms, and scanned the screening room.
There are not many audiences, and the attendance rate is about [-]%.
So-so.
Tomb-sweeping day stalls, not May [-]st stalls or Spring Festival stalls, this attendance rate is not bad.
After waiting for a while, the auditorium went dark, and the film officially began to be screened.
At the beginning of the movie, it is the familiar peak film and television advertisement.
This company has been persistent and has been shooting bad knockoffs for ten years. Because of its unique style, it can be regarded as accumulating a group of fans.
Tao Heng has been undercover in the fan group of Summit Films, and knows that there are still a group of people in China who prefer to watch this kind of movie. This also leads to a fixed audience every time a film of Summit Films is released.
At the beginning of the movie, a group of tourists are playing on the beach.
After watching for only a dozen seconds, many viewers showed knowing smiles.
Tao Heng reached out and took a piece of popcorn from the bucket and put it into his mouth. His expression was calm, but his mouth moved very quickly.
Because a large number of hot beauties appeared on the screen, wearing bikinis and playing on the beach.
Those long legs.
That swaying mountain.
and also
I have to say that the photographer is very good at shooting, and the shots are all the scenes that the audience wants to see, and they stay for a long time. I feel that I can go to an island country to be a full-time photographer for action movies.
The reason why many audiences are fans of Dingfeng Film and Television is because they really understand the audience, and every movie will give out a lot of benefits.
Such a company is not a fan, which company is worthy of a fan.
Tao Heng is used to this kind of picture, which belongs to the fixed plot of the film produced by Summit Films.
But even if you are used to it, you still cannot avoid the restlessness in your body.
Movies are thrown at screenings.
The camera first swept across the group of tourists, and then swept across the sea.
Through the camera, the audience can see that there are sharks in the sea.
At this moment, a middle-aged man with an ordinary face but a resolute expression ran to the beach like crazy and yelled.
He told the tourists that there are sharks in the sea and told everyone not to play in the water.
Immediately, a group of people laughed, all laughing at this man.
This is offshore, how could there be sharks.
This beach has been in operation for more than ten years, and no one has ever seen a shark.
The man's warning was ignored by the tourists.
Even the beach staff ran over to warn the man that if he continued to spread rumors here, he would be asked out.
The man explained to the staff on the beach that he is a scientist. Through research, the number of sharks in the ocean has increased greatly in recent years, and there have been more and more injuries caused by sharks.
There used to be no sharks near this beach, but that doesn't mean there are no sharks now. He discovered through observation a few days ago that a group of sharks will appear here soon. If the crowd is not evacuated immediately, something will happen soon.
It's a pity that the staff didn't listen to him at all. Seeing that he was still gossiping, they dragged the man away.
The slap came quickly.
Before the staff could pull the man ten meters away, someone had an accident.
A group of tourists encountered a shark in the sea, and were hunted and killed by the shark frantically.
Some were directly swallowed by sharks in the sea.
One had a leg bitten off by a shark.
There was also a young couple who were kissing passionately on the beach when a shark swooped in and killed the man.
This is a fancy hunting show.
Film critic Tao Heng couldn't help shaking his head.
Because there are too many loopholes in this plot.
First of all, there are sharks. The fake ones cannot be faked, and they can be seen as fakes at a glance.
Wumao special effects belong to yes.
Then the shark swallowed it in one gulp, and the sea water only reached the waist of a person. It was a shallow sea, so how could it hide a shark as tall as a person.
You tell me how this shark got here, it's impossible for it to burrow, right?
There is also a lover who was bitten to death by a shark during a passionate kiss. He is ten meters away from the sea, and the sea is so shallow. How did the shark come here?
These plots seem exciting on the surface, but when you think about it carefully, they can't stand up to scrutiny at all, and they are all bugs.
But Tao Heng remained calm and even ate a piece of popcorn.
Typical peak film and television style, other film and television dramas, can't wait to check their own movies frame by frame, for fear that there will be a goofy scene.
But at Summit Films, if a movie doesn't have goofy scenes and plot loopholes, it's not normal.
The audience is used to it, and so are the film critics, and Tao Heng is even more used to it.
The plot continues.
The man who had tried to save lives on the beach returns to a humble research center, where he is questioned by a slim-waisted and leggy assistant.
Seeing this, the audience can basically be sure that this man is the male protagonist. As for the assistant with a thin waist, long legs and a hot figure, he is also a standard feature of Summit Films.
At this time, the audience learned the identity of the hero, who is an expert in shark research.
Through dialogue, the film tells the audience that due to the unscrupulous human activities, the unscrupulous destruction of the environment has caused great ecological disasters.
Among them, the shark race has mutated due to human destruction, its activities have become more frequent, and its aggressiveness has also been greatly enhanced.
Ten years ago, the number of shark attacks on humans was only a few dozen times, but ten years later, the number of shark attacks on humans has increased by a hundred times. There are thousands of times a year, and thousands of humans are killed or killed by sharks.
But all of this has not received the attention of human beings.
So far, no one has taken this situation seriously, much less cared, except the male lead.
According to the male protagonist's research, the most frightening thing is not the increase in the number of shark attacks on humans. The most frightening thing is that when a tornado passes by a sea area with a large number of sharks, it will roll up the sharks in the sea and bring them to land, causing extremely terrible ecological disasters.
For this kind of ecological disaster, the male protagonist calls it the Sharknado.
Seeing this, Tao Heng no longer knew how to complain.
The shark was picked up by the tornado and brought to the city?
What a heaven-defying setting this is.
Not to mention whether a tornado can roll up a shark, or whether it can be brought to land across hundreds of kilometers.
Let's just say, sharks can be scary on land.
Also a disaster?
Without water, sharks deliver food on land.
Food delivery in the true literal sense.
Shark fin is a high-end delicacy in China. If one day a tornado brings a large number of sharks down from the sky, the first reaction of the general public is definitely not fear, but joy.
Because you can eat shark fin for free.
Anyway, Tao Heng couldn't think of anything terrible about a shark being swept to land by a tornado.
(End of this chapter)
"Sharknado" was released and officially landed in major theaters.
But Xu Nan's publicity and marketing that everyone has been looking forward to has never arrived.
From the announcement of the final file to the official release, the movie "Sharknado" has been very calm.
It's not that there is no publicity, the film promotion is still publicized, but because there is not much money for publicity, the movement is not very big.
Then, the movie came out.
People in the circle were puzzled.
"Wait, Sharknado is out."
"Yes, it's released."
"It's so plain. If you didn't say it, I might not have remembered it."
"Didn't Xu Nan want to promote and market this movie to make it a hit?"
"correct."
"What about good marketing?"
"It seems that this movie doesn't even have any promotion."
The people in the circle were stunned. It was agreed that the marketing frenzy, the movie "Sharknado" would detonate the whole country like "Captain of China" and "Spiderman", and make a sensation on the whole Internet.
Not at all.
If they were not paying attention, they might not even know that the movie "Sharknado" was released.
"It seems that the movie "Sharknado" has not been promoted much, and not many people know about it."
"It seems so."
"Xu Nan's first movie back in China was a bit too bland."
"This is no longer plain, it can be said to be unpopular."
"What's going on?"
People in the circle are very puzzled by this situation.
This is not the Xu Nan style they are familiar with.
Xu Nan's movie, not to mention its release, will cause heated discussions even if it is only in the shooting stage.
But this "Sharknado" was released and there was no movement.
Someone in the circle spoke up.
"Don't worry, everyone. It's only the first day of its release. It takes a whole month for a movie to be released. It's still a long time. It's not yet time to draw a conclusion."
"That's right, I remember Xu Nan's first movie "A Picture of Riverside on a Bright Brightness", the popularity exploded a few days after it was released."
"The same goes for "Captain of China". A few days before its release, there were negative reviews all over the Internet. Everyone asserted that it was destined to hit the market. But then, when the marketing of footwashing water came out, it caused a sensation on the entire Internet, and the box office quickly went up."
"Let the bullet fly for a while."
"That's right, it's just been released, so it's too early to draw conclusions, let's watch it for a while before we talk about it."
"It's just the first day of the show, so there's no need to worry."
Although the mediocre release of "Sharknado" caused many people to be surprised, but Xu Nan's past brilliant achievements are there, and no one dares to say that this movie is destined to hit the street.
Everyone is watching to see how things are going.
a cinema.
Film critic Tao Heng bought a movie ticket for "Sharknado" and bought a bucket of popcorn along the way.
He hated Xu Nan very much, and even more hated the company Summit Films.
But it is because he hates both that he wants to watch the movie "Sharknado".
In fact, not only "Sharknado", but Tao Heng has watched all the movies made by Xu Nan and the movies produced by Summit Film and Television, and some even watched them several times.
the reason is simple.
If you want to defeat your opponent, you must know enough about this opponent.
Knowing yourself and knowing your enemy can help you win a hundred battles.
If you don't watch the movie "Sharknado" and understand the shortcomings of this movie, how can you persuade the audience.
So, Tao Heng came to the cinema.
There are not many people in the theater because it is the off-season.
Although the Ching Ming Festival is a holiday, the atmosphere is not very good. Most people choose to return to their hometowns to worship their ancestors, and not many people have time to watch movies.
Tao Heng entered the screening room with the popcorn in his arms, and scanned the screening room.
There are not many audiences, and the attendance rate is about [-]%.
So-so.
Tomb-sweeping day stalls, not May [-]st stalls or Spring Festival stalls, this attendance rate is not bad.
After waiting for a while, the auditorium went dark, and the film officially began to be screened.
At the beginning of the movie, it is the familiar peak film and television advertisement.
This company has been persistent and has been shooting bad knockoffs for ten years. Because of its unique style, it can be regarded as accumulating a group of fans.
Tao Heng has been undercover in the fan group of Summit Films, and knows that there are still a group of people in China who prefer to watch this kind of movie. This also leads to a fixed audience every time a film of Summit Films is released.
At the beginning of the movie, a group of tourists are playing on the beach.
After watching for only a dozen seconds, many viewers showed knowing smiles.
Tao Heng reached out and took a piece of popcorn from the bucket and put it into his mouth. His expression was calm, but his mouth moved very quickly.
Because a large number of hot beauties appeared on the screen, wearing bikinis and playing on the beach.
Those long legs.
That swaying mountain.
and also
I have to say that the photographer is very good at shooting, and the shots are all the scenes that the audience wants to see, and they stay for a long time. I feel that I can go to an island country to be a full-time photographer for action movies.
The reason why many audiences are fans of Dingfeng Film and Television is because they really understand the audience, and every movie will give out a lot of benefits.
Such a company is not a fan, which company is worthy of a fan.
Tao Heng is used to this kind of picture, which belongs to the fixed plot of the film produced by Summit Films.
But even if you are used to it, you still cannot avoid the restlessness in your body.
Movies are thrown at screenings.
The camera first swept across the group of tourists, and then swept across the sea.
Through the camera, the audience can see that there are sharks in the sea.
At this moment, a middle-aged man with an ordinary face but a resolute expression ran to the beach like crazy and yelled.
He told the tourists that there are sharks in the sea and told everyone not to play in the water.
Immediately, a group of people laughed, all laughing at this man.
This is offshore, how could there be sharks.
This beach has been in operation for more than ten years, and no one has ever seen a shark.
The man's warning was ignored by the tourists.
Even the beach staff ran over to warn the man that if he continued to spread rumors here, he would be asked out.
The man explained to the staff on the beach that he is a scientist. Through research, the number of sharks in the ocean has increased greatly in recent years, and there have been more and more injuries caused by sharks.
There used to be no sharks near this beach, but that doesn't mean there are no sharks now. He discovered through observation a few days ago that a group of sharks will appear here soon. If the crowd is not evacuated immediately, something will happen soon.
It's a pity that the staff didn't listen to him at all. Seeing that he was still gossiping, they dragged the man away.
The slap came quickly.
Before the staff could pull the man ten meters away, someone had an accident.
A group of tourists encountered a shark in the sea, and were hunted and killed by the shark frantically.
Some were directly swallowed by sharks in the sea.
One had a leg bitten off by a shark.
There was also a young couple who were kissing passionately on the beach when a shark swooped in and killed the man.
This is a fancy hunting show.
Film critic Tao Heng couldn't help shaking his head.
Because there are too many loopholes in this plot.
First of all, there are sharks. The fake ones cannot be faked, and they can be seen as fakes at a glance.
Wumao special effects belong to yes.
Then the shark swallowed it in one gulp, and the sea water only reached the waist of a person. It was a shallow sea, so how could it hide a shark as tall as a person.
You tell me how this shark got here, it's impossible for it to burrow, right?
There is also a lover who was bitten to death by a shark during a passionate kiss. He is ten meters away from the sea, and the sea is so shallow. How did the shark come here?
These plots seem exciting on the surface, but when you think about it carefully, they can't stand up to scrutiny at all, and they are all bugs.
But Tao Heng remained calm and even ate a piece of popcorn.
Typical peak film and television style, other film and television dramas, can't wait to check their own movies frame by frame, for fear that there will be a goofy scene.
But at Summit Films, if a movie doesn't have goofy scenes and plot loopholes, it's not normal.
The audience is used to it, and so are the film critics, and Tao Heng is even more used to it.
The plot continues.
The man who had tried to save lives on the beach returns to a humble research center, where he is questioned by a slim-waisted and leggy assistant.
Seeing this, the audience can basically be sure that this man is the male protagonist. As for the assistant with a thin waist, long legs and a hot figure, he is also a standard feature of Summit Films.
At this time, the audience learned the identity of the hero, who is an expert in shark research.
Through dialogue, the film tells the audience that due to the unscrupulous human activities, the unscrupulous destruction of the environment has caused great ecological disasters.
Among them, the shark race has mutated due to human destruction, its activities have become more frequent, and its aggressiveness has also been greatly enhanced.
Ten years ago, the number of shark attacks on humans was only a few dozen times, but ten years later, the number of shark attacks on humans has increased by a hundred times. There are thousands of times a year, and thousands of humans are killed or killed by sharks.
But all of this has not received the attention of human beings.
So far, no one has taken this situation seriously, much less cared, except the male lead.
According to the male protagonist's research, the most frightening thing is not the increase in the number of shark attacks on humans. The most frightening thing is that when a tornado passes by a sea area with a large number of sharks, it will roll up the sharks in the sea and bring them to land, causing extremely terrible ecological disasters.
For this kind of ecological disaster, the male protagonist calls it the Sharknado.
Seeing this, Tao Heng no longer knew how to complain.
The shark was picked up by the tornado and brought to the city?
What a heaven-defying setting this is.
Not to mention whether a tornado can roll up a shark, or whether it can be brought to land across hundreds of kilometers.
Let's just say, sharks can be scary on land.
Also a disaster?
Without water, sharks deliver food on land.
Food delivery in the true literal sense.
Shark fin is a high-end delicacy in China. If one day a tornado brings a large number of sharks down from the sky, the first reaction of the general public is definitely not fear, but joy.
Because you can eat shark fin for free.
Anyway, Tao Heng couldn't think of anything terrible about a shark being swept to land by a tornado.
(End of this chapter)
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