The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 102 Psychopathy Star's Psychopathy Comment Area

Chapter 102 Psychopathy Star's Psychopathy Comment Area
The third son of New Entertainment, the three idols of New World Entertainment.

HNT, H, hope, hope.

N, nat, patron saint.

T, team, team.

HNT means to hope for the guardian team, or it can be translated into the fire seed group in a simpler way. Han Zhou regards the three HNT brothers more than the three Wang Chuyang brothers.

Of course, the word HNT can also be translated into good cerebral palsy.

Han Zhou said that in order to make the three HNT brothers expensive, the three best, laziest, and most useless trainees in the entire Tianle Group will first become popular on the Internet with novelty-hunting methods.

And eventually become a serious star.

Han Zhou wants to use this operation to announce to the entertainment circle that the arrival of the new world declares that he is the big daddy of this era, just like Han Sisheng in the previous era used a "A, B, C, D" to shape the Spring Festival file and changed the film industry. .

In the practice room, Wang Mo squatted at the bottom, with his head on top of Lin Jianqiu's chin.

Lin Jianqiu's head was on top of Wang Chuyang's chin.

The three of them looked enviously at the practice room.

Han Zhou, who specially put down the work of the crew, came to the practice room to teach the three HNT brothers Gui how to sing.

But soon, the envy of Xinyu's third son turned into shock.

Because of Han Zhou in it:
"I heard the songs you sang when you were trainees, but now you three pretend to be good at singing, right?"

"Specially show me the song you can sing best?"

"Come on, sing this "Darabang Bar"."

"Sing as badly as possible, let me hear how bad it is."

The three HNT brothers, Gui, Zhang Die, Liu Yanzhou, and Wei Chengan, were completely dumbfounded.

Can this song be sung by humans?

Don't be funny.

Han Zhou: "Hurry up and sing."

Han Zhou tapped his fingers on his knees: Don't say it's a bad horse, I'll train you to be a stubborn donkey.

Soon the three of them sang it each.

Horrible.

Han Zhou was very satisfied: "Very good, now you can practice this song."

Han Zhou took out a piece of paper with "My Skate Shoes" written on it.

After reading the score and lyrics, Zhang Die was in despair: "Brother Han, do we really want to sing this song?"

"Can you change it?"

Han Zhou sneered: "Stop rambling, if you don't sing this song, I'll send the three of you to Banana Country to make your debut."

Then what is waiting for you is "Naihe Beauty".

However, the beauty is too suitable for the three brothers.

The original version of "Wrong Wrong Wrong" was sung by a group from Banana Country, but it was transliterated by domestic netizen Kong Er, and it was exported and sold domestically as "Naihe Beauty".

Don't idol groups like to go abroad for gold plating?

Send it to Banana Country for gold plating, and come back with "Naihe Beauty", it is absolutely hot ( ̄︶ ̄)
Han Zhou really had the idea to send them out.

But the premise is that these three brothers can really stick to this path.

Now, Han Zhou has to try boiling the eagle.

Otherwise, when the plan is halfway implemented and the three of them run away, it will be a waste of hard work.

As soon as Liu Yanzhou couldn't sing this song, he had to go to Banana Country, and hurriedly said, "Sing! You can sing! If you can't sing so simple, what kind of star should you be?"

As he spoke, he bumped Wei Chengan with his elbow.

Wei Chengan: "..."

"Correct."

Zhang Di gritted his teeth: "Okay!"

With so many trainees, after the first stage of practice, how many of them are qualified to sing?

That is, the three brothers Wang Chuyang.

The three of us are originally the tail of the crane, and now we still have the opportunity to sing, what bicycle do we need?

Han Zhou looked at the three of them and couldn't help laughing.

The three looked at Han Zhou suspiciously.

Han Zhou: "I thought of something very funny..."

"Let's practice singing."

The moment Han Zhou turned his head, Xinyu Sanzi's brains disappeared from the crack of the door.

Wang Mo was in a bad mood: "Brother Chuyang, why did they release the song first? Aren't we going to release "The Proud Boy"? They also release the song???"

Wang Chuyang whispered: "Based on what I have known Brother Han for many years..."

Wang Mo: "Brother Chu Yang, didn't you know Brother Han only a few years ago?"

Wang Chuyang: "You don't understand, when you get along with Brother Han, one day is equal to three autumns, torture."

"Let me tell you this, the three HNT brothers, this Banana Country is going to be settled."

Lin Jianqiu swayed: "They go to Banana Country, we won't be dispatched to Tyrande Buddha Country, right?"

Wang Chuyang clamped Lin Jianqiu's small brain under his arm: "You son of a bitch, I'll make you crow mouth!"

"Such an unknown thing, don't say it!!!"

Lin Jianqiu: "Wang Chuyang! Do you know you have body odor?!"

Wang Chuyang let go of his hands in doubt, and sniffed: "No!"

At this time, Lin Jianqiu had already stayed.

Soon, the three of them appeared in their practice room.

Lin Jianqiu is practicing how to do a handsome backflip.

In the past two months, Lin Jianqiu has learned everything about being an idol.

Originally, the timbre and voice conditions are good, and the body shape is also good.

It's just lack of dance skills and vocal skills.

Lin Jianqiu, however, was born a genius in this area and learned it quickly.

So Lin Jianqiu is now thinking about how to get on the big stage and become a blockbuster.

And Wang Mo is practicing signing at this time.

Wang Mo started to learn the violin at the age of six, the piano at the age of eight, and amateur tenth grade at the age of nine. Other children have to learn at least three to five years.

At the age of 11, Wang Mo joined the city choir. At the age of 13, he changed his voice and left the choir to practice dancing.

At the age of 16, Wang Mo won the gold medal in the Chongzhou Campus Singer Competition, and participated in the Tianle guitarist recruitment plan in the same year.

At this time, Wang Mo was discovered to have the potential to be an idol.

But the company gave him an amateur performance contract.

Until Tianle started the idol project under the leadership of Wang Xiya, Wang Mo got a new contract, the idol contract, for ten years.

But now, Wang Mo feels that the only thing he is short of from being a star is a calligraphy signature, and he practices it every day.

"How can I name it Wang Mo? If I were called Wang Er, how easy would it be to sign my name."

One to practice backflips, one to practice signing.

Only Wang Chuyang is a decent person.

Wang Chuyang is learning the advanced knowledge and ways of exerting strength from the predecessors of the Sakura Kingdom.

Han Zhou led the stick into the practice room.

The three brothers stopped what they were doing immediately.

Wang Chuyang's mobile phone: "Ask for a sack of beans, drop flax, drop flax~"

Wang Chuyang switched the software directly.

"Oh! Shet, oh! Oh! Buy Gad, oh!"

Wang Chuyang directly pressed the off button.

Han Zhou led the stick into the practice room: "You practiced that song in private."

The three hurriedly stood in a pair: "Practice!"

Han Zhou nodded, and tapped his palm with a stick: "Come on again."

The three together: "In the beginning..."

After listening to it, Han Zhou nodded, "It's not bad, I feel like a teenager."

"Have you ever tried to choreograph yourself?"

Wang Mo nodded: "I have one in line."

Wang Mo himself can choreograph.

Han Zhou: "Try."

Han Zhou never expected that Lin Jianqiu would grow up so fast and be able to dance.

But it's clear that all three dance with a little bit of a personal flair.

And Wang Mo, the choreographer, was a little out of breath when he sang and danced.

After singing and dancing, Wang Mo was the most tired.

This is the talent gap.

For things like physical strength, some people are naturally strong, while others just need to practice.

After reading it, Han Zhou became thoughtful.

It stands to reason that after the combination is selected, it is time to start setting up the people.

There is no doubt that Wang Chuyang should set up the Great Demon King.

But another kind of character setting is more suitable for him, that is, "if you don't sing well, you will go back and inherit the family property" character setting.

Therefore, the persona of the Great Demon King fell on Lin Jianqiu.

But Lin Jianqiu's current dance skills are still far behind the Great Demon King.

So, from now on, Lin Jianqiu has to go all out to practice dancing.

As for Wang Mo, it is suitable for the character design of the obedient boy.

But if Lin Jianqiu's dance can't be practiced well, then Wang Mo will have to take over the character set of the Great Demon King, and then Lin Jianqiu's character set will have to be changed to that of Buttercup, or handsome and responsible.

Han Zhou thought about it, and told his arrangement for the three of them.

Obviously, Wang Mo was very unwilling.

Among the trio, Wang Mo felt that he could take the character of the Great Demon King. Once he got this character design, if he participated in the idol selection program that Wang Chuyang mentioned in the future, he would also be the Great Demon King in the show.

But now, his fate depends on Lin Jianqiu?

But Wang Chuyang was also dissatisfied: "Brother, I traveled all over Yanjing, and the fare cost 50 yuan, only to buy winter clothes that cost less than [-] yuan. Look at my body, go out and say that I am a rich second generation?"

"Why don't you sing well and go back to inherit the family property?"

"Don't talent shows like to sell misery? Otherwise, it would be said that both my parents died. It's too miserable. I live alone with my grandma. Being a star is to save my grandma from suffering."

Han Zhou smiled: "I can accept this story, but I'm afraid your father won't be able to take care of himself anymore, so he will come here and beat you to death."

"You are really a filial son."

Wang Chuyang: "Anyway, the characters in the entertainment industry are all fake."

Han Zhou: "The era of fake people is gone forever."

"From this year onwards, whoever's profile is found to be fake will be unlucky."

"You're going to start working on the song 'Proud Boy' right now."

"After you're done, Lin Jianqiu, you will practice dancing every day."

"Wang Mo, you need to practice endurance in the gym every day."

"As for you."

Han Zhou looked at Wang Chuyang: "Starting today, your mobile phone will be replaced by an elderly phone."

Wang Chuyang's expression was more painful than when Wang Xiya deducted his pocket money.

As soon as Han Zhou left, Wang Chuyang put his arms around Wang Mo: "Brother, from now on your mobile phone will be my mobile phone, and my socks will be your socks. I will leave the washing of socks to you."

Wang Mo: "Wash socks? You can't wash socks! Don't you know how to wash socks yourself?"

Wang Chuyang: "Oh, can't you wash socks? Then it's settled that your phone is mine."

Wang Mo: "..."

……

"Kill That Changshan Man" became popular.

There is no way not to fire.

One song, nailed to the number one position on the hot song list, and there is a big gap between it and the second place.

The second song is called "The First Experience of Love".

An Lan's previously released songs are no longer hot to compete for the number one spot, but they still remain in the top ten.

Many fans who knew the rules of the hit list were surprised:
"Han Zhou? Who is this guy? Why is the song "Kill That Changshan Man" so much more popular than "The First Experience of Love"?"

Soon someone replied: "You don't even know Han Zhou. He was the king of heaven 30 years ago. You don't know who Han Zhou is?? Then what kind of music do you still listen to? Quit the Internet cafe."

Those who commented before began to doubt life. Was there a king named Han Zhou 30 years ago?
Immediately, someone below replied: "Fart, wasn't the heavenly king 30 years ago called Han Sheng?"

Immediately someone replied: "Han Sheng? Isn't that an investment company from the United States?"

Then someone replied: "It's called Goldman Sachs."

"Isn't Goldman Sachs a general?"

"He's called Gao Changgong."

"Gao Changgong isn't..."

Original commenter: "??????"

Anyone who doubts why "Kill That Changshan Man" can be ranked at the top of the hot song list will soon lose himself in the ocean of neurosis.

Who am I, where am I, am I in the gods and demons? ? ? ! ! !
And Han Zhou's fans played with some things in the comment area that ordinary passers-by couldn't understand.

"When will you kill that Yanjing man? I can't wait."

"Go to line up at the back of Yanjing. According to the map, it's relatively close to Guangfu after killing the Changshan people. Yanjing is too far away."

"I'm afraid I saw a fake map. After passing Changshan, the next stop is Big Apple City."

"One thing to say, this song "Kill That Changshan Man" is very exciting as a rap song."

"With all due respect, isn't "Kill That Changshan Man" a high-pitched folk song?"

A large number of passer-by fans who came in from the hot song list wanted to see what was going on with this number one song that was so popular that it exploded.

Then I was stupid in the comment area.

Who are these people?

The mental hospital is engaged in team building, and the address is this comment area?

"To be honest, let me seriously ask, who is Han Zhou? I haven't heard this person's song before. Is it so popular? The number of plays has reached 900 million times, and it's still a single-day data."

"??? Don't you know Han Zhou? It's the ship that carried all living beings in the great flood in Western mythology."

"Upstairs, isn't that ship in the flood called Shenzhou?"

"Shenzhou is a computer. When did it become a ship? People call it Ark."

"Wait a minute, isn't Ark a bookstore??"

"The bookstore is called..."

Passerby fans: "Draft..."

Someone couldn't stand it anymore: "Brother, make good use of search engines."

Soon, someone came back from the search engine encyclopedia: "Fuck, so fierce?! I haven't heard of it before!"

"The male protagonist of "Mr. Hello Tree", as well as many ghost and animal works and happy videos that were popular in short videos before, were shot by this person, and he also wrote "The Moon Represents My Heart" on the Spring Festival Gala, although it was only as a trustee Son."

Soon someone also went to search, and when they came back, they were confused: "??? According to the encyclopedia, Han Zhou is a well-known psychiatry researcher from the Four Medical Doctors in the capital of Shu."

Someone replied: "Did you read it wrong, it should be the Four Doctors of Shudu who were studied by scholars."

Han Zhou's fans even changed the encyclopedia.

What?You want to be provocative?Want to criticize Han Zhou for not being qualified to be on the top of the hit song list, want to scold Han Zhou for malicious hype?
You are probably thinking too much.

Whether you're telling the truth or not, you can't talk about the same thing as psychosis.

It is impossible for any form of attack to defeat the unrestrained spiritual will.

In the comment area, there are also serious discussions.

"When was the last time a rock hit the top of the chart? Chen Tianwang's "South"?"

"No, how long has it been since you went online? Didn't An Lan's "Perseverance" top the list before?"

"It seems that "First Experience of Love" is also a pop rock song, so it doesn't matter. No matter who comes first between "Kill That Changshan Man" and "First Experience of Love", it is rock and roll. Is the age of rock and roll back?"

"I think it's not that the age of rock and roll is back, but that rock music has finally passed on. Isn't An Lan's "Persistence" written by Han Zhou? Now that Han Zhou has sung "Kill That Changshan Man" by himself, he finally made his debut .”

"Brother, do you have any misunderstanding about your debut? Han Zhou has starred in a movie, appeared in theaters, participated in two variety shows, and is now filming a TV series. Is he finally making his debut?"

"Huh? I haven't heard of it..."

"So, after talking for a long time, it is actually this person who writes well on rock and roll, not that the age of rock and roll is back."

However, serious topics can only last so long.

Because of this topic, the fans who bought vinyl VIP but only listened to Han Zhou's songs replied: "Written by Han Zhou? Let me tell you, it was actually written by the doctor of Siyi Wan, and Han Zhou sneaked out." When I released this song, doctors from Siyiwan are looking for Han Zhou all over the world."

The entire comment section is broken.

Normal people are simply not to be found.

Those who listened to "Kill That Changshan Man" were deeply moved, like the serious 'Yu', as soon as they saw the comment area, they stopped in Bengbu.

Another day of soaring housing prices in Bengbu.

Compared to the incomprehensible comment section of this song, Han Zhou's super chat section is much better.

The comments in the super chat area are still similar things.

but!

Han Zhouchao said that at this time, he entered the top [-] on Weibo.

Han Zhou's fans are still clocking in honestly.

Moreover, Chaohua now has an extra force.

This force is a fan of Han Zhou's works.

The topics they talk about are normal topics, and what they discuss is the work.

From "Mr. Hello Tree" to "The Moon's Trouble".

There is also a summary of news about "The Man From Earth".

There is also an outcrop of "No. [-] in the World", and someone even took pictures of Tang Zhou chasing and killing Han Zhou on a bicycle.

Here, sane fans finally found an organization and started participating in discussions.

However, are there really sane fans?
This area is just a door for Han Zhou's fun fans, leaving a door for rational fans to go to irrationality.

Because there must be a door, rational fans will know where to enter this group.

And after entering the door, everyone is a family.

However, at this time, everyone didn't care about other things in the comment area.

Because, when the heat rises, it is a good time to take advantage of the heat.

Han Zhou Chaohua is now updated.

#韩周超话#
#《This Man Comes From Earth》Penguin Video Exclusive Screening! #
Not only Han Zhouchao, Ye Manyichao, Liu Xichao, but also real-time updates.

The timing is very good. Han Zhou's "Kill That Changshan Man" is currently trending on Weibo, and it is also dominating the new song list.

And "The Man From Earth" was released at this time.

Penguin video big screen push, boot splash screen push, the latest hot movie big seal push, various promotions.

"Ye Manyi, Liu Xi, Han Zhou, hey, there is still Teacher Zhou Guoqing? This lineup is strong!"

"Fuck me? Sci-fi movies? Since when are there still people shooting sci-fi movies in our country?"

"This……"

"On-demand for five yuan... Do you want to watch it?"

It's been a long time since I left the film. After returning to work, none of the works have been screened. The biggest outlet for "This Man From Earth" is not Penguin Video's recommendation.

It's Ye Manyi's comeback work!

Of course, there are all kinds of gimmicks.

The sci-fi love between the actor Bai Xue and the popular little flower.

Many people are still hesitating whether to spend money to watch this movie.

At this time, on the Weibo hot search list, a hot search is soaring.

#韩周plays Zhou Guoqing's father! #
"I saw the launch conference and knew it was a father-son game. I thought Zhou Guoqing played the role of Han Zhou's father, but I never thought it was Han Zhou who played the role of Zhou Guoqing's father?"

The most praised comment below: "Huh? If you say that, then I won't be sleepy. I must watch this movie!"

"This job is complete, I'll take a look first, and I'll come back to comment after I finish watching."

Under the guidance of his granddaughter, Zhou Guoqing saw the hot search.

Silent half rate: "6."

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Ask for a monthly ticket, ask for a recommendation ticket! ! !

The days of running naked after being put on the shelves are so uncomfortable!Ask for a wave of support! ! !
(End of this chapter)

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