The star is suspected of being mentally ill

Chapter 103 A script that can be worked out without any mental problems?

Zhang Shan is an ordinary office worker, returning home after a busy day.

The life of a single dog is so interesting, you can lie down if you want, lie down if you want, even if you want to stand on your head at home for a day, no one cares.

Zhang Shan excitedly opened the game, and found that the game was closed for maintenance...

So Zhang Shan clicked on the Penguin video.

Click on the Penguin video and there will be a large movie poster recommendation on the screen.

There are Han Zhou, Ye Manyi, Liu Xi, Zhou Guoqing, and several old actors who are often seen.

Zhang Shan took a look. The heroine was Ye Manyi, and he didn't really want to see it.

Zhang Shan doesn't even know who the hero is.

However, Zhou Guoqing's appearance aroused Zhang Shan's interest: "Sci-fi film?"

After seeing that it was a sci-fi movie, Zhang Shan clicked on the advertisement.

Originally a Penguin member, he bought the broadcasting right for five yuan. This broadcasting right used to be replayable within three days, but now it has been changed to two days.

As soon as the movie starts playing, it is full of bullet screens:

[Would you be able to write this script without any mental problems? 】

This sentence dominates the bullet screen area.

No matter who enters the movie, they may or may not watch the barrage, but at least they will be attracted by this uniform barrage, right?

And Zhang Shan is not the kind of person who hates spoilers. On the contrary, Zhang Shan likes to ask others about the next plot when watching TV and movies.

Unless you are watching a movie in a movie theater, you will watch it with the barrage open.

Indifferent, broad, and transparent, the beginning of the picture is accompanied by the sound of music with such characteristics.

And in the picture is the mountain in winter, and it is a short mountain.

Hengdian was originally a small plain, but there are still some mountains nearby, and the shooting of these empty shots shows Chen Xiaoyong's skills, and the shots are very good.

On the screen, the name of the movie was also printed.

"The Man From Earth"

The screen switched. At the beginning of the story, Gu Lang, played by Han Zhou, was putting goods on an old Modu car.

At this time, the barrage is introducing:

[This is a Laomodu brand car, estimated to be in the late 80s. 】

When Han Zhou was filming, in order to make the plot reasonable, he set the film age at the end of the 80s, which is equal to the beginning of the 80s in his previous life.

At this time, Gu Lang was wearing a knitted sweater, and Ye Manyi and the others came over.

Zhang Shan looked at the screen, and the barrage gradually increased, so he watched the barrage from time to time.

[Ye Manyi is so beautiful! 】

【Ye Manyi hasn't seen her for a year, did she give birth secretly? 】

[So, at the end of the 80s, the location was in Zhejiang Province, and this group of people were all professors and teachers from Zhejiang University at that time. What is this science fiction film about? 】

There is nothing to hide, and the plot quickly gave the answer.

Gu Lang has resigned from Zhejiang University and is leaving Zhejiang University.

The professor of the history department was very puzzled: "You are only in your 30s, and you are already very popular among students. In the office of the history department, everyone likes you. You are also one of the candidates for the head of the department. Even you can afford a small The car is gone, even though it is a second-hand one...why did you give up this job? Go into business?"

[go to sea?I'm not tired of talking about this! 】

[This old lady who is a national scholar is very familiar]

[According to the old lady, is this portrait of Wu Daozi real?Or at least they are all Tang Dynasty papers imitated by other people's paintings? 】

[So, what about the laser cannon?What about flying saucers?Where are the aliens?Haven't started yet?I can't wait! 】

When everyone entered the house, they were all complaining why Gu Lang wanted to leave without saying goodbye, and packed up his things in such a hurry to leave.

And Gu Lang said that he didn't like to say goodbye, so he was going to leave alone.

Nothing to entertain, finally took out a bottle of Wen Yongsheng.

Wen Yongsheng is the best kind of Laojiao wine produced in Lu City, Shu Province. When several old professors looked at this wine, their eyes glowed.

And several people seem to have never been to Gu Lang's house.

So look around.

There are bows and arrows from the Three Kingdoms era hanging on the wall. They were picked up to look at them, and it didn’t matter if they didn’t look at them. At first glance, they were actually real ones. Although the shafts and bows were imitations, they were not real ones, but the arrows were actually real.

And anthropologists saw something wonderful.

A stone knife.

Anthropologists can tell at a glance that this thing belongs to the Shangshan site.

When mentioning the Shangshan ruins, historians immediately became interested. They took the stone knife and looked at it, and found that this is actually the way of making stone tools in the Paleolithic Age.

"From the material, this is indeed the stone knife of the Shangshan site...there are Paleolithic stone knives in the Shangshan site? We used to think that the Shangshan site was only a Neolithic relic, that is to say, the Shangshan site is at least 1 years old. "

Gu Lang said that this thing was bought at a roadside stall, and it only cost a few cents.

As several people kept asking, Gu Lang was not very willing to say why he left.

But after asking again and again, Gu Lang said, "What would happen if there was a person who lived at the mountain ruins and survived to modern times and lived for 1000 years?"

Among the professors present, except for the old lady who is a national scholar and a scholar of religious studies, everyone else is a professor of natural sciences, and everyone started discussing it.

In the end, the historian: "You said you were an early person at the Shangshan site, you said you were a caveman?"

"So I move every ten years before others realize that I won't grow old." Gu Lang: "Or...you can also think that I am writing science fiction, assuming that there is such a person who will How about it?"

Caveman is not the name of a certain race or tribe, but the name of an era.

From 3 years ago until humans started living in houses, all humans were called Neanderthals.

Including Homo sapiens, Neanderthals and more.

[Isn't it?Isn't that monkey-like? 】

[Funny, modern science shows that there is almost no difference between people 1 years ago and people today. 】

[There is no difference in intelligence, there is no difference in brain capacity, but we eat better, so the average height is slightly higher. 】

[If there is an individual who was taller at that time, it is normal to be taller now. 】

After the discussion on the barrage started, Zhang Shan habitually began to focus on dual-purpose, watching more barrage.

[I think Gu Lang's statement is correct. How can a person remember where his home was when he was a child? The landscape of mountains and rivers has not changed, but a symbolic tree collapsed in a certain place, and people may misjudge the way. . 】

[Who would remember what street scenes there were in the southeast and northwest when I was a child, I forgot. 】

[Historians can’t help with tricky questions. Indeed, the people at the Shangshan site didn’t know they were from the Shangshan site. It wasn’t until scientists named the site Shangshan site that he could be sure that he was probably born at the Shangshan site. 】

[That’s right, people from the Shangshan site in history did not call themselves Shangshan people, just like the Sanxingdui site did not call themselves Sanxingdui people, but Shu people, not even ancient Shu people. 】

[Gulang's answer is impeccable. Indeed, even if he has experienced it himself, the weather is getting warmer and the tribes are moving north. This is something written in textbooks. After all, it was researched by so many scholars. , and it is impossible to tell a story contrary to the research. 】

As the topic deepened, all the professors were dumbfounded.

Especially the magic pen, the anthropologist asked Gu Lang with a stone knife from the Paleolithic age: "Do you collect any souvenirs from your previous life?"

Gu Lang picked up a ballpoint pen casually: "Will you collect a pen for decades? I don't have any souvenirs, and I don't collect anything. The one in your hand was also bought by me at a street stall, not with my own hands ten thousand years ago." I made it and gave it to you."

The barrage exploded at this time, densely packed:
[Please note that the item with the highest technological content in this sci-fi film - the ballpoint pen, has appeared! 】

Zhang Shan saw the barrage music: "You don't want to fool me."

After laughing, Zhang Shan also felt that he could not refute Gu Lang's words at all.

Indeed, after the Shangshan site was named, Gu Lang determined that he lived in Zhejiang Province when he was a teenager based on the map and the topography of the provinces, so he was a person in the early Shangshan site era.

People at that time did not remember the year, but with the changes in the tools of life and production, corresponding to the research and excavation results of archaeologists, he compared and completed his own stories thousands of years ago.

[The battle for the deer was mentioned so simply and plainly?Dodging because of the war?It's a pity, this paragraph can be expanded in depth! 】

[Why don't you talk about the battle of the deer in detail, but talk about the protagonist going west to Sanxingdui, which is the ancient Shu kingdom? 】

[Maybe Sanxingdui has not discovered enough, so the screenwriter can not check the information so rigorously, right? 】

[This is a bit of nonsense, he said that he went south from Sanxingdui to the seaside, so didn't he arrive at A Sanguo?Is there a way? 】

[Really, there was the Southern Silk Road in ancient times, the starting point was in the ancient Shu Kingdom, and a few years ago, Sanxingdui unearthed a little seashell from the Ah San Ocean. 】

[However, that is a very late era, and it is not the same as what Gu Lang said. 】

[It’s a bit nonsense, Gu Lang actually said that Sanxingdui had a lot of prehistoric use of bronzes. So far, no bronzes have been excavated in Sanxingdui, and only pottery and jade have been excavated in Sanxingdui. 】

Many people who understand the barrage feel that the screenwriter deliberately left loopholes.

Audiences who don't understand are attracted by the rhythm of the story.

They also want to see if there are any loopholes in Gu Lang's next words, and whether they can find Gu Lang's loopholes.

Gu Lang described that he had been to the sea in prehistoric times, and then returned to the Central Plains.

"Have you ever met someone like you?"

Gu Lang fell into a deep memory: "More than 600 years ago, I met a person. He told his story, and I also told my story."

"We corroborated each other's part about longevity in each other's stories, but we couldn't be sure whether the other party was making up stories to lie to us."

"Later, I once saw a patrolman Ah San with a turban on his head in the Concession of the Modu, and I took a quick glance."

"Maybe he also found me. When I went to the patrol room, he had already left Huaguo."

Sensitive barrage has found problems:

[Two thousand and six hundred years ago, Ah San?Immortal? !What are you implying? 】

[Nonsense, Siddhartha Gautama, Sakyamuni. 】

Soon, audiences were not disappointed.

The historian asked Gulang if he had ever seen the mythical man.

Gu Lang was unwilling to answer.

So everyone knows that this is the default, and I have really seen the people in the myth.

The female student asked, "Is it the Yellow Emperor?"

"Chiyou?"

Gu Lang: "Chi You is not a name. His name is Yigu. He is a very smart person. I heard that he invented the knife and Mao, but he was not able to defeat the Yellow Emperor."

"As I said, I was already living in Sanxingdui, ancient Shu country, so I had never met him."

Here, Gu Lang went out for a while, and the heroine played by Ye Manyi followed.

Unlike other people who suspected Gu Lang, the hostess believed in Gu Lang and said that she liked him, and liked him on the first day he came to the office of Zhejiang University.

Gu Lang said he knew it, but he couldn't accept it.

Because of falling in love and parting too many times, Gu Lang is no longer willing to love.

But the hostess said that she was willing to give everything.

Gu Lang asked back: "Ten years?"

The two returned to the room. The biologist, an old man, was getting old and started a sneak attack, but Gu Lang threw him to the ground in an instant.

"Practice another 1000 years and come to me again."

[So, the protagonist is definitely not writing a novel or making up lies, because he likes the heroine, and it is impossible to reject the heroine because of making up lies. 】

In fact, from the early stage to the middle stage of this movie, the audience is convinced that the protagonist is immortal, and the most important thing is this expression of love.

The better the acting, the better the effect.

Although Ye Manyi is a small flower, it is not a complete flow. This section is handled well.

Needless to say, Han Zhou's acting skills, Han Zhou didn't act at all, and he directly entered the role of Ye Man's beloved lover.

Seeing the barrage here, Zhang Shan took it for granted, and clicked the play button to continue playing.

Historian: "Lao Tzu?"

Gu Lang: "Stop discussing this issue."

In fact, when filming here, Han Zhou wrote three versions of the lines and shot them three times.

The three versions are the shock version, the ridicule version and the confession version.

In the end, Han Zhou chose to edit the confession version.

When Han Zhou revises the script, he will never encounter any problems that cannot be described or connected in series, because once he thinks of a plot, he can search for related film and television works in his mind to complement each other.

But Han Zhou really didn't think about this plot, because he didn't have an answer in his mind, so he wrote three versions.

In the original plot, because there are too many religious believers in the West, there is a strong sense of conflict in the drama of smashing the pot.

However, Han Zhou discovered after the filming that the smashing pot version is not suitable for applying to the background of Huaguo.

So I chose the confidant version, because Laozi himself is a wise man, so he had this kind of confide.

The historian was very sure, and leaned forward: "You don't want to say?"

"Could it be...you are my father!"

Although Gu Lang was unwilling to talk about it, he did not deny it after being seen through.

The old lady lost her composure for the first time and rolled her eyes: "I am born old, but you are forever young."

"Besides, there are many descriptions of Lao Tzu in the history of Taoism, except that he is not described as a handsome guy with a height of 1.8 meters."

Gu Lang asked back, "Which Taoism are you talking about?"

"Is it Huang Lao Dao? Or the Spring and Autumn Taoism?"

"Or the Five Dou Rice Sect? Or even the Taipingdao of the Yellow Turban Army who borrowed the word Tao that existed at the same time?"

"Is it still Maoshan of the Northern School? Or is it Zhongnan Mountain? Or is it later Wudang, or the Taoism of the Gods that was canonized 400 years ago? Zhengyi? Or the Tao of Heavenly Masters passed down from generation to generation by the Tianshi family?"

"There have been many Taoisms in history, and each of them is far from the era I call Lao Dan."

When a person admits that he is Laozi, Laodan, Taishang Laojun, and moral heavenly deity, to the people of the country, it is tantamount to showing his holiness.

But for academics, that's another story.

"So...have you met Confucius?"

Gu Lang smiled: "He is the smartest person I have ever met."

"He learned from a lot of people, like me."

"At that time, I just taught some people some knowledge, but after he acquired the knowledge, he accepted many disciples and passed on the knowledge."

"Now I'm thinking, if other people taught widely, maybe the Confucianism that runs through the history of Huaguo would disappear, and Huaguo would be deeply affected."

The biologist was curious: "So, you were really stopped by Yin Xi when you left Hangu Pass in the west, and you wrote the Tao Te Ching."

Gu Lang: "It's not the Tao Te Ching, it's the Tao Te Ching. The Tao Te Ching was revised by people after the Han Dynasty. It has been modified a lot."

"After I left Hangu Pass, I went to the west by another road."

"But what I didn't expect was that I arrived at a place I had been to thousands of years ago."

"Here, I met the person who claimed immortality just like me."

"And he sat under a tree."

The old lady rolled her eyes again: "I have studied the history of religion all my life, and the co-author is just studying you alone?"

Gu Lang smiled: "Sakyamuni is very young. Although he lived a long life, he said at the time that he only lived to be [-] years old."

"So I passed on to him more than 9000 years of experience, including those ideas that sprouted during the Spring and Autumn Period of the Central Plains."

"He integrated these things, and his preachers, called him Buddha."

The old lady: "Fortunately, there is still a Christ."

Gu Lang: "Actually, after communicating with Sakyamuni, I went all the way west and came to a place full of yellow sand."

"I told the young man something."

"Later, I heard that he said to the outside world that there is a more intelligent and great existence than him."

"Well, when I saw the Nestorian teachings passed down during the Tang Dynasty, I remembered the young man I once taught."

The biologist comforted: "There is at least one Shilan left."

Historians reminded: "In fact, Ishiran and Christ believe in the same god, and the Holy Land is the same city. The only difference is that the prophet of Ishiran is Muhammad, while Christianity is Christ."

As the discussion progresses, the section on theology ends here.

The plot order of Han Zhou's version is different from the original version.

Han Zhou did not arrange for psychologist and professor Chen Rui to go and return, but arranged for him to come here at this time.

The sky has dimmed.

A psychologist, Chen Rui, played by Zhou Guoqing, considered Gu Lang psychologically.

Gu Lang also answered one by one.

Chen Rui: "I believe that you are a person of sound mind, so have you ever thought that maybe from some physiological or psychological mechanism, you can absorb the life of others and let yourself live forever."

"It's like absorbing yang energy in ancient legends, absorbing yang life?"

"Maybe you don't even know this mechanism?"

"Or maybe you weren't born a human at all, but some kind of humanoid creature?"

The psychologist had no way to expose Gu Lang's 'lie', so he chose to change his perspective, fully acknowledging that Gu Lang said he would live forever, but instead asked Gu Lang if he had any psychological burden.

Gulang's expression at this time is very exciting, much more exciting than the original version.

Guilt, memory, hesitation, contemplation, relief, another guilt.

Chen Rui kept observing Gu Lang, but in the end he couldn't determine whether it was true or not.

Chen Rui touched his coat: "You know, the higher ups are now promoting the confiscation of guns, and I was going to turn in the guns."

"I didn't expect to be called by them."

"Now I have a gun, if I shoot you, will you die?"

Gu Lang himself didn't know if he would die like this.

Chen Rui: "Or if I shoot your arm, we can see it recover?!"

"When someone you know or someone close to you dies, do you feel guilty?"

"Or is it the kind of person who survives the catastrophe, who has the idea that I should die and you should survive?"

Gu Lang said that he also felt guilty and thought about it, but it was useless to think about it.

Chen Rui directly put his hand into his coat, this time, Chen Rui took out a real short musket: "Do you really think so?"

(End of this chapter)