I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 10

Guo Degang took the initiative to act as the host of the unpacking ceremony of Deyun Tower after the New Year. "

"My dear parents, I wish you all a Happy New Year!"

The audience in the audience also responded, happy new year, happy new year.

Guo Degang said with a smile on his face: "Today is the first show of the new year, and Yu Qian and I won't start the show. I'll invite you a new pair from our Deyunlou team to start the show. Let's say, okay?" !"

The audience in the audience were very generous and agreed.

When Guo Degang saw this, he shouted: "The next two comedians Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue from our Deyun Building are invited to come on stage. Everyone applaud and welcome!"

At this moment, the audience in the audience did not applaud very enthusiastically.

Those who applauded were also those who had heard Yang Yunyi talk about a cross talk before.

So the applause was sparse, Guo Degang understood but still kept smiling.

Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue were in the background, and they also heard the applause, but they didn't care. After all, it wasn't popular, and the audience definitely didn't recognize it.

When the two walked onto the stage, Yang Yunyi suddenly let out a cry.

The sound of yo made the audience stunned. Is this to be a demon, or did I forget something?

If it’s okay to be a monster, the more the cross talk actor is a monster, the more the audience will love to watch it.

But if you forget something, it's a stage accident.

Yang Yunyi patted the microphone, and said a little puzzled: "Why is this microphone so short? With my height, who is this short microphone for? Who are you insulting?"

The audience in the audience suddenly burst into laughter. This guy was obviously pretending to be confused.

Sun Yue next to him quickly patted Yang Yunyi and said, "It's almost done, the person standing here just now is your master!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he immediately smiled cheaply.

"So it's my master! No wonder I can smell a sense of elegance on the stage, it's my master!"

Seeing Yang Yunyi's cheap look, the audience let out a long cry.

Sun Yue was also quite satisfied with the opening, because it was something they didn't have in their book, but Yang Yunyi hung up two burdens right away.

Guo Degang in the background also smiled and said to him: "This guy is making fun of me again!"

Yu Qian replied with a smile: "I think Yun Yi is doing well!"

Guo Degang also complimented: "Sun Yue also performed well!"

On the stage, Sun Yue said helplessly: "Stop flattering, we are here to talk about cross talk for the audience."

Yang Yunyi immediately bent down, put his paws to his mouth with a look of surprise.

"Oh my god, hehehehehe, we are here to talk about cross talk, why didn't anyone tell me in advance?"

Sun Yue slapped Yang Yunyi fiercely, and said in dissatisfaction: "Look at you, you don't come on stage to talk about cross talk, then what are you doing on stage? Stop messing around and talk about cross talk to the audience. People buy tickets to listen to cross talk, not to see you Playing cute and playing tricks."

Yang Yunyi showed a pained expression, but he also agreed: "That's true. Although I was ordered in a crisis, I still have to talk about cross talk. Next, I will start to talk about cross talk for the audience. Let's talk about cross talk. That cross talk, um, that's right, crosstalk."

Sun Yue said angrily: "You say it, say it!"

Seeing this, the audience cheered again.

Yang Yunyi looked up at 45 degrees, he didn't know what he was looking at, and soon his eyes lit up.

"Cross talk, cross talk pays attention to speaking and learning to sing. That's right, speaking and learning to sing!"

After speaking, Yang Yunyi was about to go backstage.

Sun Yue pulled Yang Yunyi back, and asked wonderingly: "You come back to me, what are you going for?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Didn't you ask me to talk about cross talk, I'm done!"

Sun Yue shook off Yang Yunyi's hand fiercely, made his hand into a slap shape, and said fiercely on his face: "Believe it or not, I will slap you and let you come up to talk about cross talk. You just talk about it and learn to sing. You This is to play with the audience friends, or to play with me! Speak carefully, if you tell me some nonsense, I will give you a big pussy!"

Yang Yunyi stood in front of the microphone and said with a smile: "I didn't think I was in a hurry, so I was just joking. I know you are in a hurry, but please don't be in a hurry."

Sun Yue said as if anxious: "Who is in a hurry, who is in a hurry!"

The audience almost burst out laughing when they saw this pair of live treasures on stage.

Yang Yunyi moistened his throat, and formally introduced to the audience: "Next, I will formally tell you a cross talk. I am a cross talk actor in Deyunlou, Yang Yunyi. The one next to me is about two to three hundred catties. Brother, it's my partner. As for the name, it doesn't matter."

Sun Yue became anxious again and yelled.

"It doesn't matter why, I am also a person, a living person!"

Yang Yunyi reassured: "Okay, okay, the one standing next to me is a man!"

Sun Yue clenched his fists and spat on Yang Yunyi's face.

"I asked you to introduce my name, not to tell you that I am a person. Can't the audience see that I am a person?"

The audience in the audience replied one after another: "I can't see it!"

"I can't see it at all!"

"I thought I went to the zoo!"

Yang Yunyi was immediately proud, and said, "Listen, this is the voice of the masses."

Until Sun Yue raised his hand and really planned to give Yang Yunyi a hard time, Yang Yunyi compromised.

He put his palms together in front of his chest, lowered his head and said aggrievedly: "The one standing next to me is Teacher Sun Yuesun!"

Only then did Sun Yue speak with satisfaction: "That's right, wouldn't it be over if I introduced it earlier!"

Yang Yunyi said indignantly: "I was planning to introduce like this just now, but you interrupted my introduction."

Sun Yue snorted and asked, "I was the one who introduced you to me just now, did you interrupt me?"

Yang Yunyi continued to say aggrievedly: "But I don't blame you, there is a reason for what you do!"

At this moment, the audience in the audience were stunned.

To be precise, they were all hooked by Yang Yunyi's words.

Sun Yue asked the doubts in their hearts for them, and said, "Dare to ask what happened?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Because of Teacher Sun, I married young!"

After saying this sentence, Yang Yunyi deliberately covered his face with his hands, crying a little.

After hearing this, Sun Yue gave Yang Yunyi a push.

"It's the same as if I died. Married early in Yingnian, I have never heard of this word!"

The audience was also stunned, they had only heard of premature death and early marriage, this person can make up words!
But Yang Yunyi explained: "Mr. Sun married at a young age, it means that a talented person like Mr. Sun got married at a young age!"

Now the audience understood, and Sun Yue added.

"Actually, I'm not very talented. As for getting married at a young age, I'm not young anymore. I'm already 26. It's not too early or too late to get married at this age!"

Yang Yunyi also told the audience about Sun Yue, that he got married at a young age.

"Mr. Sun, I just got married a few days ago! Let us congratulate Mr. Sun Yue for getting married at a young age!"

When the audience in the audience heard this, they all gave their blessings.

For a while, Sun Yue felt a little embarrassed.

But then, he knew that Yang Yunyi was going to make a fuss about his marriage.

(End of this chapter)