I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 11

Yang Yunyi clicked his tongue a few times, feeling a little emotional.

Then he said: "Teacher Sun is newly married, I call his wife sister-in-law, and sister-in-law's skin is so white!"

The audience in the audience burst into laughter for a moment.

how do you know

Sun Yue also said suspiciously: "Wait a minute, how do you know my daughter-in-law's skin is fair?"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he put his fist on his chin, showing a smirk.

Sun Yue saw this smile and made his scalp tingle.

"Hoohoo, I said sister-in-law's skin is white, her face is white, her neck is white, her hands are white!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's back and said, "Mr. Sun, where are you going?"

Sun Yue picked up a handkerchief on the table, wiped his face, and said with a sigh of relief: "It's okay, it's okay!"

Yang Yunyi said to the audience friends in the audience: "Mr. Sun and his wife, it belongs to getting on the bus first and then paying for the ticket!"

Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi again: "Wait a minute, what do you mean getting on the bus first and paying the fare later?"

This is also what the audience wants to ask, because you have to buy a ticket to get on the train, why do you have to get on the train first and pay for the ticket? There is no such rule.

Yang Yunyi explained: "It is said that the fare should be paid after getting on the bus, which means that Teacher Sun's lover was pregnant first, and then Teacher Sun married him."

Sun Yue hurriedly said: "Shut up, I will marry my lover if I am not pregnant!"

Yang Yunyi expressed his understanding, and continued: "Yes, our Teacher Sun is a responsible person!"

After hearing this, Sun Yue replied shyly, "It's just average!"

When Yang Yunyi heard Sun Yue say that he was average, he immediately became excited.

"Friends from the audience, Mr. Sun himself said that he is mediocre, but I didn't say that. Then you just don't take responsibility, how can a man who doesn't take responsibility be entrusted to you for life!"

Sun Yue said, "Shut up! I'm humble, do you understand modesty?"

The audience in the audience also echoed Sun Yue's words, because modesty is a traditional virtue of Chinese people.

When Yang Yunyi saw this, he said to the audience: "It seems that you all got on the bus first and then bought the tickets! All right, all of you are humble, and Teacher Sun is also modest."

The audience in the audience was overjoyed again!

Some of them don't even buy a ticket when they get on the bus.

It's been 05, and the world has long been different from what it was before.

Yang Yunyi said: "Although Teacher Sun is newly married, the child was born two days ago, she is a young lady!"

Sun Yue nodded: "Yes, she is a girl, so it can be considered a double happiness!"

Yang Yunyi then laughed again, whistling twice.

Sun Yue asked puzzledly, "What's the matter with you, I'm double happy, what are you happy about here?"

Yang Yunyi was dissatisfied, and replied: "Mr. Sun, you are out of touch now. I am your partner. Your wife gave birth to a child, and I have a share of credit."

This sentence has a lot of meaning.

The audience in the audience began to burst into laughter. It is your credit, and it is your credit for the daughter-in-law to give birth to a child. Is this appropriate?

Sun Yue said loudly: "Smelly shameless, my wife gave birth to a child, why is it due to you."

Yang Yunyi stood up straight with a straight face.

"Miss Sun, don't believe me. My sister-in-law called me the day the child was born."

Sun Yue asked strangely: "She called you, why didn't I know?"

Yang Yunyi replied shyly, "I'm sure you can't let you know about this kind of thing!"

There was a big brother who was so laughing in the audience that he fell off the stool.

When Yang Yunyi saw it, he immediately became unhappy.

He pointed to the older brother and said, "Brother, let's talk about cross talk on stage, and you can shake off the burden of the stool for me off the stage, right? Huh, let me tell you first, the burden you shook , we don't give money!"

As soon as the hangup appeared again, the audience was completely convinced by Yang Yunyi.

And the elder brother also blushed and waved his hands: "No money, no money!"

Yang Yunyi chuckled twice and said, "If you want money, we won't give it."

Then Yang Yunyi took a magical turn and said to Sun Yue: "Mr. Sun, where did we just talk?"

Sun Yue replied: "Just now I said that my wife called you, please tell me quickly, what is my wife calling you for?"

At this time, Sun Yue's expression became a little urgent.

He couldn't wait to know what his wife said to Yang Yunyi on the phone.

Yang Yunyi let out a sigh before saying, "My sister-in-law called me to say I'm sorry."

Sun Yue was stunned, and the audience was even more stunned.

Sun Yue said: "Why are you sorry for Fa'er?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Sister-in-law said, the baby is a girl!"

When Sun Yue heard this, he was displeased: "What era is it? It's the same to have a son and a daughter. What's wrong with having a daughter? I just like daughters?"

The audience suddenly burst into laughter and thunderous applause.

Sun Yue also reacted in an instant.

"Wait a minute, my wife gave birth to a daughter, and she said he was sorry for you?"

After Yang Yunyi hummed twice, he said: "Mr. Sun and I also said that it is the same to have a son and a daughter. It is good to have a daughter, I like daughters!"

Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi and roared: "Get out of here, that's my wife, my daughter, I can only like it!"

At this time, Yang Yunyi also became hardened, and said to Sun Yue: "Mr. Sun, you are not fair. Why can't I like your daughter-in-law and your daughter? After all, we are partners, so what if I like you?" ?”

The audience in the audience let out a long cry, and a man's voice shouted: "Smelly shameless!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he looked at the elder brother who said he was stinky and shameless.

"Brother, the burden of falling off the stool just now didn't make a sound, and now it has risen to a personal attack, right! Do you want to come up and talk about cross talk, I will give you my place, you come!"

Sun Yue asked: "Brother came up to talk about cross talk for you, what are you going to do?"

It was a very good pick up, and he directly picked up the joke mouth and landed on Yang Yunyi's body again.

Yang Yunyi straightened his chest and said: "I'm going to see my sister-in-law, it can't be possible for the two of us to not be by my sister-in-law's side!"

The audience in the audience looked shocked, neither of them was with sister-in-law?
How can you say that?

And Sun Yue started spraying directly, pointed at Yang Yunyi's chest with his finger and began to poke!

"Do you still want to show your face? Do you want to show your face? If the audience bought tickets to watch your performance, and you asked them to come on stage to talk about cross talk, did they buy the tickets to see you come, or to see yourself coming?"

Before he finished speaking, Sun Yue continued: "Let's talk about my daughter-in-law, why don't you go and see it!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he let out a cry.

Seeing this, Sun Yue asked, "Are you going to die or something, if you are going to die, get out and die, don't obstruct the eyes of the audience!"

Yang Yunyi took a deep breath and replied: "It's my sister-in-law. I promised my sister-in-law to find time to visit her. When she gave birth, I was not able to be there. You are not at home right now, so I have to go!"

Sun Yue said with a wicked face: "I'm not at home, why don't you go find her?"

Yang Yunyi pretended to be stupid and responded in a daze: "You are at home, I dare not go!"

Sun Yue pushed Yang Yunyi fiercely, and said with a smile, "Fuck you!"

　There is an opening here for the next paragraph.Fuck you, let you go or let you not go?This cross talk is mainly to attract two people, and it is the first time they are on stage.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)