I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 139 Why Are You Competing With Dogs (Second)
As soon as this sentence was finished, the audience laughed even more.

Li Jing, who weighs more than 300 kilograms, how did he come up with it?
As expected of Yang Yunyi, Deyunlou is the most kind and descriptive man!

Sun Yue also laughed, and the audience saw the joke this time, but they really didn't blame Sun Yue, nor did the audience, they just thought it was fun!

After all, they all laughed happily, and Sun Yue had already had a hard time holding back, so it was quite interesting to laugh and laugh once in a while.

Sun Yue said: "Continue to talk about cross talk, don't bring personal attacks, if you don't wash me a few times in one game, you will feel uncomfortable!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's shoulder lightly, and said to the audience: "Mr. Sun, he kicked the gas pedal, we're here!"

Sun Yue said, "I live at the door, right?"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "That's why it's so annoying to compare people to people. We have to work so hard, we have to work hard, and we are not as good as people who live at the door. Besides, Teacher Sun's door must be the gate."

When he said this, Yang Yunyi flicked his hands from side to side.

Sun Yue was not happy anymore: "You will smoke me later, I will be blackmailed!"

Yang Yunyi continued: "Isn't that right, is it the gate!"

Sun Yue said: "Just as long as you are happy!"

Yang Yunyi was puzzled: "I'm not wrong, just make me happy, aren't you near here?"

Sun Yue replied, "Yes, yes, it's close!"

"But since it's so close, why do you drive a luxury car?" Yang Yunyi soon asked such a question.

At this time, Sun Yue asked curiously, "Because of what?"

Yang Yunyi spread his hands, and replied: "To show off! I have money, but I don't want to recruit!"

Sun Yue mocked: "Look at you, I'm just showing off, I'm too fat, I'm too tired to walk!"

Yang Yunyi didn't expect Sun Yue to hit him, but it's fine for the audience to enjoy it.

Comedians, they all serve the audience.

Yang Yunyi groaned, covered his heart and said, "I can't compare with others, Mr. Sun. A bicycle and a luxury car will show the distance between me and Mr. Sun."

Sun Yue taunted again: "Co-author, you wanted to change partners just now, because you just didn't think I was good enough for me!"

At this moment, a smile similar to that of an aunt appeared on the audience's face.

Yang Yunyi yelled inwardly, they won't knock on their own and Sun Yue's CP, right?

If so, it would be terrifying and disgusting!
Yang Yunyi gave an example again: "Compared to Mr. Sun's family, let alone other things, I can't even compare to their dog!"

Sun Yue let out a cry, and the audience couldn't believe it.

Good guy, comparing yourself with a dog is not as good. What's going on?
This is not in line with Yang Yunyi, who has always been on stage!
After Sun Yue let out a cry, he stopped him and said, "Wait a minute, wait a moment, why are you still competing with dogs?"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun's dog is called Chinese Pastoral Dog, and its English name is Chai Dog, right?"

The audience snorted and were amused again.

This guy has so many broken bags, what kind of Shiba dog, there is only one Shiba dog, and the English name of the Chinese pastoral dog is not Shiba dog, it is called Chinese Tianyuan Dog!
Sun Yue smiled bitterly and said, "Are you English?"

"Anyway, what I mean is that dogs are more precious than people!" Yang Yunyi said a little unconvinced.

Sun Yue also retorted: "I don't understand, why are you comparing yourself to a dog!"

Yang Yunyi propped up the table again, and said to the audience: "Mr. Sun's dog, just shaves his head for 500 yuan! Everyone, as we all know, as long as I don't go to the hair salon, I will pay [-] yuan for shaving my head!"

Sun Yue became interested: "Tell me quickly, what are you doing in the hair salon?"

The audience in the audience cried out one after another, the subtext is to elaborate!

Yang Yunyi laughed: "Is this the point? Mr. Sun, your focus is too strange. I'm talking about five hundred for your dog to be shaved!"

The big brother in the audience suddenly asked: "Did you also shave in the hair salon?"

Yang Yunyi immediately replied: "Yes, Teacher Sun took it with me!"

The audience roared with laughter. As for what they were laughing at, no one knew.

It's just that if it only costs ten yuan to shave the dog's head, where will the remaining four hundred and ninety yuan go?
I understand, it's a hair salon, so of course I brought 49 dogs to get their hair cut. Could it be that there are other services hidden, this is too ridiculous!

Sun Yue quickly stopped Yang Yunyi: "You are talking nonsense! You said you went to the hair salon to catch your master and my senior brother, I still believe this!"

Yu Qian and Guo Degang were taken aback at the same time, what does this mean?
But other people in the backstage had already looked at the two of them, which made Yu Qian and Guo Degang feel uncomfortable.

Yu Qian said: "I don't go to a hair salon, even if I go, it's a formality!"

Guo Degang also quickly said: "I haven't been there, but my head is pushed by the old master at the door of my house with the pusher."

Everyone in the background looked suspicious, these two people don't look like serious masters!
On the stage, Yang Yunyi was a little angry: "Mr. Sun, I'm not targeting you. I just want to shave my head for ten yuan and your dog for five hundred. Ladies and gentlemen, have you heard of it?"

An aunt replied: "I just heard you say it!"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, he couldn't help but smiled again, it was really hard to endure.

If there were not so many people, he would have gone to the toilet.

Sun Yue comforted: "There is no such comparison as you. Why do you compare with dogs?"

When Yang Yunyi heard this, the expression on his face became even more angry.

With his hands behind his back, he questioned Sun Yue.

"Why, now I can't even compare with dogs, can I?"

Just as Sun Yue was about to answer, Yang Yunyi had already kept talking to him.

"Now I can't even compare to a dog or anything else. The only thing I can compare to is his son?"

Sun Yue groaned again, and the audience looked astonished.

This guy is not the one who lets others take advantage of him, what does he mean by saying that?
Sun Yue said with a smile: "You two brothers are always better than this. When I have a child in the future, I will let you be the eldest brother!"

The expression on Yang Yunyi's face froze instantly.

He asked unwillingly: "Mr. Sun, do you like taking advantage so much?"

After speaking, Yang Yunyi began to take off his coat.

Sun Yue asked suspiciously, "What are you doing?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "You like to take advantage of me, come on, I'll let you take advantage of me today!"

By the time he finished speaking, Yang Yunyi's shoulders were half exposed.

Seeing this, Sun Yue quickly said, "Wait a minute, I'll step off the stage and vomit for a while! Can you be normal, it almost makes me sick!"

At this moment, the audience couldn't stop laughing, and there were many little girls staring at Yang Yunyi's shoulders, almost crying!
Seeing this, Yang Yunyi quickly covered his shoulders.

And Guo Degang in the background has already clenched his fists, he doesn't know how he cultivated such a shameless apprentice.

Whether it's yourself or Yu Qian, it's not like this, is it?
Who on earth did he learn from?
Is it because I watched too many action movies in the island country and improvised on stage?
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