I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 140 There Are No Good People Who Say Crosstalk
Chapter 140 There Are No Good People Who Say Cross Talk (Part [-])
Yang Yunyi got dressed in a serious manner on the stage.
Then he said: "Oh, Mr. Sun's son, it's too miserable!"
Sun Yue sneered and said, "Well, I have a son for the time being. I'll see what kind of ivory you can spit out of your mouth! Tell me, what happened to my son?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "It's too miserable, good guy, that child, life is really worse than death!"
Sun Yue said meaningfully: "Is it so magical?"
Yang Yunyi nodded: "Mr. Sun's child watched a neighbor's kid learn piano, so he told Mr. Sun, Mom, I want to eat roasted yam (yo)!"
As soon as this remark came out, the audience laughed wildly again.
Yang Yunyi, Yang Yunyi, what is in your head?
Why are they all stalks, and mom, I want to eat roasted yams, why don't you roast mountain tigers!
Sun Yue said hehe: "What kind of accent is this? And my child, why didn't you follow me to learn the piano and go eat roasted yam?"
Yang Yunyi said: "After eating the yam, I went to learn the piano. Teacher Sun's wife bought the child a piano worth 10 yuan. Everyone, 10 yuan. In this era, 10 yuan is a black heart Money, where did Teacher Sun come from?"
The audience was amused again, why is it black-hearted money.
But now I can get 10 yuan to buy a piano for my child, and my family is indeed quite rich.
But Sun Yue held Yang Yunyi to prevent him from shaking off.
"Almost enough, what kind of black-hearted money, can't I earn it?"
Yang Yunyi let out an oh, and the expression on his face became clear.
"Mr. Sun, you are the co-author who sold all the animals you guarded in the zoo, and you made money!"
Sun Yue said angrily: "What does this have to do with me selling animals? I sell animals for the sake of, bah, I was almost caught by you. When did I sell animals? I work in a zoo, and I am in charge of feeding animals. Not in charge of selling animals. You say this, is it lacking in morality!"
Yang Yunyi said: "That's what it means. Teacher Sun's family is rich. After buying the piano for the child, he forced the child to learn. He has to learn for two hours every day, even if he loses one minute!"
Sun Yue groaned: "So strict!"
Yang Yunyi nodded and said: "Yes, it's a pity that the child doesn't like it. He stares at the watch every day. When the time comes, he says, Mom, it's time and the practice is over."
Sun Yue: "Don't say it, you're quite serious!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "But Teacher Sun's daughter-in-law is angry, she said why did she finish practicing, have you finished playing for 10 yuan?"
Sun Yue snorted and stopped him: "Wait a minute, are you learning the piano? What do you mean by playing the piano for 10 yuan? Can you finish playing it for 10 yuan?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "That's what it means. Anyway, Mrs. Sun's wife is upset, and the child can't finish playing the 10 yuan, but at least 100 yuan must be played!"
Sun Yue said: "Don't say it, my wife is quite interesting."
Yang Yunyi also agreed: "Teacher Sun's daughter-in-law is really interesting. The child can only continue to play. His wife is not happy when she sees it. She said to the child, what's the matter with your child, you can only do what you can." The piano keys on the right, the ones on both sides must be bought for nothing!"
The audience gave a very strong feedback again, they knew the burden that Yang Yunyi handed over after paving the way.
And Sun Yue snorted and said, "My daughter-in-law is short-hearted, isn't she?"
Yang Yunyi said with emotion: "Oh, the child is forced, forced."
Sun Yue rushed over directly: "I want to eat roasted yam!"
Yang Yunyi couldn't laugh or cry, and the audience burst into laughter again.
Sun Yue has changed, he is not the Sun Yue that Yang Yunyi has been bullying all the time, he has grown up, and has become the person he used to hate the most.
But this is more interesting!
Yang Yunyi curled his lips and said, "Mr. Sun, you are taking advantage of me again!"
Sun Yue retorted: "Who will take advantage of you? After I partner with you, who will take advantage of whom!"
Yang Yunyi waved his hands and said, "To be honest, there is no way. Now that Mr. Sun has grown up, I can't beat him. And after working with him for a year, he is quick-responsive, smart, and has money at home!"
Sun Yue said hehe: "Now I am like this, I was a fool before my feelings!"
Yang Yunyi snorted and said, "Mr. Sun, don't say that about yourself!"
Sun Yue chuckled again, too lazy to argue with Yang Yunyi.
Yang Yunyi didn't intend to let Sun Yue go any further, so he said, "Teacher Sun's family is rich, I believe you all know it! He is the grandson of Mr. Li Wenhua, a cross talk master. He was like this when he was a child, and all good things must belong to him! "
Sun Yue looked surprised: "Oh, you still know when I was a child!"
Yang Yunyi said with a sad face: "Not only do he have any good things, but he also has to take what he likes!"
Sun Yue was puzzled, with a puzzled look on his face.
"No, when did I rob you!"
Yang Yunyi also put his hips on his hips this time, and started questioning mode.
"Mr. Sun, you touch your conscience and say, you didn't steal my things?"
Sun Yue let out a hey, and said righteously: "I didn't rob, how could I rob other people's things!"
Yang Yunyi sneered, and even growled and asked, "Then how did your wife get here?"
When Sun Yue heard it, it was too late to shoot, and then he said it to you!
After the performance, the two began to bow to the audience.
Although the audience was applauding, they didn't realize what Yang Yunyi meant for a while.
When the second group of performers came on stage, the audience suddenly burst into violent laughter.
They understood in an instant that Sun Yue's daughter-in-law was Yang Yunyi's childhood sweetheart, so how could she have so much stamina!
But with such a smile, they completely confused the people who played behind them.
Feeling uneasy, the people behind started their performance, but the more they acted, the more scared they became.
Backstage, after Guo Degang saw Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue coming in, he said to Yang Yunyi: "You bastard, you like to talk nonsense. When did I go to the hair salon? That's because you, Teacher Yu, like to go!"
Yu Qian was still listening at first, not only that, but he was also nodding frequently.
But when Guo Degang made such a reversal, Yu Qian was dumbfounded.
He quickly explained: "When did I go, I don't like where to go!"
Yang Yunyi gave Yu Qian an extremely ambiguous look, and said to Yu Qian: "Teacher Yu, I understand, everything is in the air!"
After hearing this, Yu Qian became even angrier.
"You know, what do you know?"
Yang Yunyi proudly said: "I understand anyway, don't worry, I won't tell Teacher Bai."
Yu Qian was at a loss for words at the moment, and was even out of breath.
Under anger, Yu Qian said: "You guys are joking, there is no good thing!"
The teasers in the background were also unhappy when they heard this sentence.
"Teacher Yu, your words are too much."
"Teacher Yu, you beat all the funny ones to death with one stick."
"Teacher Yu, according to what you say, there are no good people who talk about cross talk!"
Yang Yunyi agreed: "Yes, there are no good people who talk about cross talk!"
When he said this, more than a dozen pairs of eyes looked at Yang Yunyi.
Yang Yunyi cried out inwardly, making everyone angry!
Asking for a monthly ticket, asking for a reward, at present, three out of ten thousand people's pursuit has been completed, that is, three rewards!
(End of this chapter)
Yang Yunyi got dressed in a serious manner on the stage.
Then he said: "Oh, Mr. Sun's son, it's too miserable!"
Sun Yue sneered and said, "Well, I have a son for the time being. I'll see what kind of ivory you can spit out of your mouth! Tell me, what happened to my son?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "It's too miserable, good guy, that child, life is really worse than death!"
Sun Yue said meaningfully: "Is it so magical?"
Yang Yunyi nodded: "Mr. Sun's child watched a neighbor's kid learn piano, so he told Mr. Sun, Mom, I want to eat roasted yam (yo)!"
As soon as this remark came out, the audience laughed wildly again.
Yang Yunyi, Yang Yunyi, what is in your head?
Why are they all stalks, and mom, I want to eat roasted yams, why don't you roast mountain tigers!
Sun Yue said hehe: "What kind of accent is this? And my child, why didn't you follow me to learn the piano and go eat roasted yam?"
Yang Yunyi said: "After eating the yam, I went to learn the piano. Teacher Sun's wife bought the child a piano worth 10 yuan. Everyone, 10 yuan. In this era, 10 yuan is a black heart Money, where did Teacher Sun come from?"
The audience was amused again, why is it black-hearted money.
But now I can get 10 yuan to buy a piano for my child, and my family is indeed quite rich.
But Sun Yue held Yang Yunyi to prevent him from shaking off.
"Almost enough, what kind of black-hearted money, can't I earn it?"
Yang Yunyi let out an oh, and the expression on his face became clear.
"Mr. Sun, you are the co-author who sold all the animals you guarded in the zoo, and you made money!"
Sun Yue said angrily: "What does this have to do with me selling animals? I sell animals for the sake of, bah, I was almost caught by you. When did I sell animals? I work in a zoo, and I am in charge of feeding animals. Not in charge of selling animals. You say this, is it lacking in morality!"
Yang Yunyi said: "That's what it means. Teacher Sun's family is rich. After buying the piano for the child, he forced the child to learn. He has to learn for two hours every day, even if he loses one minute!"
Sun Yue groaned: "So strict!"
Yang Yunyi nodded and said: "Yes, it's a pity that the child doesn't like it. He stares at the watch every day. When the time comes, he says, Mom, it's time and the practice is over."
Sun Yue: "Don't say it, you're quite serious!"
Yang Yunyi continued: "But Teacher Sun's daughter-in-law is angry, she said why did she finish practicing, have you finished playing for 10 yuan?"
Sun Yue snorted and stopped him: "Wait a minute, are you learning the piano? What do you mean by playing the piano for 10 yuan? Can you finish playing it for 10 yuan?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "That's what it means. Anyway, Mrs. Sun's wife is upset, and the child can't finish playing the 10 yuan, but at least 100 yuan must be played!"
Sun Yue said: "Don't say it, my wife is quite interesting."
Yang Yunyi also agreed: "Teacher Sun's daughter-in-law is really interesting. The child can only continue to play. His wife is not happy when she sees it. She said to the child, what's the matter with your child, you can only do what you can." The piano keys on the right, the ones on both sides must be bought for nothing!"
The audience gave a very strong feedback again, they knew the burden that Yang Yunyi handed over after paving the way.
And Sun Yue snorted and said, "My daughter-in-law is short-hearted, isn't she?"
Yang Yunyi said with emotion: "Oh, the child is forced, forced."
Sun Yue rushed over directly: "I want to eat roasted yam!"
Yang Yunyi couldn't laugh or cry, and the audience burst into laughter again.
Sun Yue has changed, he is not the Sun Yue that Yang Yunyi has been bullying all the time, he has grown up, and has become the person he used to hate the most.
But this is more interesting!
Yang Yunyi curled his lips and said, "Mr. Sun, you are taking advantage of me again!"
Sun Yue retorted: "Who will take advantage of you? After I partner with you, who will take advantage of whom!"
Yang Yunyi waved his hands and said, "To be honest, there is no way. Now that Mr. Sun has grown up, I can't beat him. And after working with him for a year, he is quick-responsive, smart, and has money at home!"
Sun Yue said hehe: "Now I am like this, I was a fool before my feelings!"
Yang Yunyi snorted and said, "Mr. Sun, don't say that about yourself!"
Sun Yue chuckled again, too lazy to argue with Yang Yunyi.
Yang Yunyi didn't intend to let Sun Yue go any further, so he said, "Teacher Sun's family is rich, I believe you all know it! He is the grandson of Mr. Li Wenhua, a cross talk master. He was like this when he was a child, and all good things must belong to him! "
Sun Yue looked surprised: "Oh, you still know when I was a child!"
Yang Yunyi said with a sad face: "Not only do he have any good things, but he also has to take what he likes!"
Sun Yue was puzzled, with a puzzled look on his face.
"No, when did I rob you!"
Yang Yunyi also put his hips on his hips this time, and started questioning mode.
"Mr. Sun, you touch your conscience and say, you didn't steal my things?"
Sun Yue let out a hey, and said righteously: "I didn't rob, how could I rob other people's things!"
Yang Yunyi sneered, and even growled and asked, "Then how did your wife get here?"
When Sun Yue heard it, it was too late to shoot, and then he said it to you!
After the performance, the two began to bow to the audience.
Although the audience was applauding, they didn't realize what Yang Yunyi meant for a while.
When the second group of performers came on stage, the audience suddenly burst into violent laughter.
They understood in an instant that Sun Yue's daughter-in-law was Yang Yunyi's childhood sweetheart, so how could she have so much stamina!
But with such a smile, they completely confused the people who played behind them.
Feeling uneasy, the people behind started their performance, but the more they acted, the more scared they became.
Backstage, after Guo Degang saw Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue coming in, he said to Yang Yunyi: "You bastard, you like to talk nonsense. When did I go to the hair salon? That's because you, Teacher Yu, like to go!"
Yu Qian was still listening at first, not only that, but he was also nodding frequently.
But when Guo Degang made such a reversal, Yu Qian was dumbfounded.
He quickly explained: "When did I go, I don't like where to go!"
Yang Yunyi gave Yu Qian an extremely ambiguous look, and said to Yu Qian: "Teacher Yu, I understand, everything is in the air!"
After hearing this, Yu Qian became even angrier.
"You know, what do you know?"
Yang Yunyi proudly said: "I understand anyway, don't worry, I won't tell Teacher Bai."
Yu Qian was at a loss for words at the moment, and was even out of breath.
Under anger, Yu Qian said: "You guys are joking, there is no good thing!"
The teasers in the background were also unhappy when they heard this sentence.
"Teacher Yu, your words are too much."
"Teacher Yu, you beat all the funny ones to death with one stick."
"Teacher Yu, according to what you say, there are no good people who talk about cross talk!"
Yang Yunyi agreed: "Yes, there are no good people who talk about cross talk!"
When he said this, more than a dozen pairs of eyes looked at Yang Yunyi.
Yang Yunyi cried out inwardly, making everyone angry!
Asking for a monthly ticket, asking for a reward, at present, three out of ten thousand people's pursuit has been completed, that is, three rewards!
(End of this chapter)
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