I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 175 Social Terrorist
Chapter 175 Social Terrorist (Part [-])
Before taking the stage, Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue.
"Mr. Sun, are you nervous?"
Sun Yue replied: "I'm not nervous, how could I be nervous!"
Yang Yunyi asked again: "But you are not nervous, why are you sweating?"
Sun Yue stopped talking, can he still have a good time playing.
To be honest, Sun Yue is very nervous every time he goes on stage, because he is facing the audience, and he is afraid that the audience will not like his performance.
Even Guo Degang and Yu Qian would still be nervous on stage.
So when you are nervous, if there is someone interrupting you, it is not so easy to get nervous, among other things.
Now Sun Yue has also relaxed.
Yang Yunyi actually knew that although the Deyun Building exploded, everyone would still be a little scared in their hearts, fearing that this situation would not last long.
But Yang Yunyi is different. Yang Yunyi knows what the future Deyun Building will be like, but he doesn't want the future Deyun Tower to lose his heart in this building, or in other words, Lao Guo, including the lands like them, because the fire keeps going on.
This was the last thing Yang Yunyi wanted to see, and he didn't know if he would see it.
When it was called for Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue to come on stage, the audience immediately became lively.
They came to Deyun Tower to watch cross talk, but in fact they just watched a few people.
And Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue happened to be among them.
This time, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue wore gray coats. Some people said that wearing red coats was prison uniforms, so Yang Yunyi chose gray coats.
After getting on stage, bow to the audience first.
After Yang Yunyi bowed, he didn't get up.
After Sun Yue got up, seeing Yang Yunyi's behavior, he let out a sigh.
"I said, although your parents are all your food and clothing off the field, you don't have to do this big gift!"
Yang Yunyi still lowered his head, and he replied: "Actually, Mr. Sun, there is one thing I didn't tell you. I'm a social terror!"
Sun Yue was stunned, and asked, "Social terror?"
Yang Yunyi got up slowly this time and said: "Social phobia is social phobia. It is a mental illness that has a strong fear or anxiety about social or public places. I have this disease, so I am afraid of crowded places."
Sun Yue said dumbfoundedly, "I've never heard of it!"
Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue seriously and said, "Teacher Sun, don't believe me, I am born with this disease, and when I was on the road, I didn't even dare to kiss my girlfriend!"
Sun Yue's eyes widened, and he hummed with disbelief.
And the audience started to laugh out loud, "Girlfriend who dared not kiss family members on the road when she was sick, wouldn't you dare if you were under normal circumstances?"
Looks like a hooligan, right?
Sun Yue said, "Are you sure you are social terror?"
Yang Yunyi said aggrievedly: "I have seen a doctor. The doctor said that I am a social fear. He suggested that I go out more and see the world. But I am very afraid of unfamiliar environments, and often I dare not think about it in my heart. If you speak loudly, I always run to the person I don't like and scold him!"
Sun Yue put his hands behind his back and said, "Hey, I don't dare to speak loudly in my heart, but I run to people and scold them. Is this called social terror?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Yes, this is called social terror."
Sun Yue said: "Well, why don't you give me a specific example!"
Yang Yunyi thought about it, and then thought of something. "
"Just a few days ago, I went to your house secretly and met my sister-in-law!"
Sun Yue quickly interrupted Yang Yunyi: "Wait a minute, you wait a moment, you secretly went to my house to meet my wife?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Yes! I went to your house secretly when you were not at home a few nights ago."
Sun Yue said faintly: "Why do I feel that my head is so green!"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Mr. Sun, don't say that about yourself, you have always been green."
This sentence, the audience shouted yes, it is like this, and some people shouted, I witnessed it with my own eyes.
These people are only afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
He even wished that the person who was wearing underpants and hiding in the closet was himself.
Sun Yue said dissatisfiedly: "Fuck you, what are you saying that Suo secretly went to my house for?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Because I am socially afraid, I dare not go during the day, and if you are at home during the day, I will be afraid of the society if there are more than three people!"
Sun Yue raised two fingers dumbfounded: "It was just you and my wife that night when I was with you!"
The organs on Yang Yunyi's face were all squeezed together, and then he hummed.
But when he finished, Sun Yue gave Yang Yunyi a push.
This made Yang Yunyi also angry: "What are you doing?"
Sun Yue said angrily, "You're social terror. You go to my house in the middle of the night when I'm not around. People who don't know will think you're cheating."
Yang Yunyi smiled a little embarrassedly, pointed at each other and said, "Mr. Sun, don't tell the truth about the matter, my sister-in-law will be upset."
Sun Yue yelled, "If she's not happy, I'm not happy either."
Seeing this, Yang Yunyi comforted: "Mr. Sun, actually you don't have to worry too much. My sister-in-law didn't mean to be sorry for you. She said, she said whoop!"
Before he finished speaking, Yang Yunyi held his face and smiled.
The audience also laughed, with a mysterious expression on their faces.
They just wanted to know what Sun Yue's daughter-in-law said.
Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi and asked urgently, "What did my wife say?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Sister-in-law said, Huhuhu!"
Speaking of this, Yang Yunyi held his face again and smiled embarrassedly.
Sun Yue rolled up his sleeves and questioned, "Are you feeling itchy? If you don't say anything else, I'll beat you."
At this moment Yang Yunyi got up seriously and said, "I'll say it!"
Sun Yue said: "I'm still afraid of being beaten, it would be better if it was earlier!"
Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue's expression, and then said: "When you were not at home that night, my sister-in-law called me over and said she wanted a child!"
Sun Yue let out a cry, and the audience couldn't believe it.
Some viewers even shouted: "Speak in detail, elaborate!"
Sun Yue clenched his fists tightly, the fat on his face trembling.
"My wife told you that she wants a child?"
Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "I never thought that my sister-in-law would make such a request to me. To be honest, it is really difficult for me. On the one side is my most respected Teacher Sun. Although Teacher Sun is my uncle, I have always Treat you as my elder brother. On the other side is Shui Lingling's sister-in-law, with that figure, that"
Sun Yue directly covered Yang Yunyi's mouth, very angry.
"Shut up, you go to my house to play hooligans, don't you? You are still a social terrorist, just like a social terrorist. You still have the face to say that you are a social terrorist, and that my daughter-in-law Shui Ling, you are simply shameless .”
At this time, the laughter off the court could not stop.
Social terror, yes, the full name of social terror is called social terrorist.
And Yang Yunyi is a social terrorist.
There are no good people who talk about cross talk, and there is no possibility of social terror in their line of work.
Social fear is not enough to eat this bowl of rice, such as Yang Yunyi!
I still want to write my original cross talk. As for whether you like it or not, I can accept it frankly.
(End of this chapter)
Before taking the stage, Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue.
"Mr. Sun, are you nervous?"
Sun Yue replied: "I'm not nervous, how could I be nervous!"
Yang Yunyi asked again: "But you are not nervous, why are you sweating?"
Sun Yue stopped talking, can he still have a good time playing.
To be honest, Sun Yue is very nervous every time he goes on stage, because he is facing the audience, and he is afraid that the audience will not like his performance.
Even Guo Degang and Yu Qian would still be nervous on stage.
So when you are nervous, if there is someone interrupting you, it is not so easy to get nervous, among other things.
Now Sun Yue has also relaxed.
Yang Yunyi actually knew that although the Deyun Building exploded, everyone would still be a little scared in their hearts, fearing that this situation would not last long.
But Yang Yunyi is different. Yang Yunyi knows what the future Deyun Building will be like, but he doesn't want the future Deyun Tower to lose his heart in this building, or in other words, Lao Guo, including the lands like them, because the fire keeps going on.
This was the last thing Yang Yunyi wanted to see, and he didn't know if he would see it.
When it was called for Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue to come on stage, the audience immediately became lively.
They came to Deyun Tower to watch cross talk, but in fact they just watched a few people.
And Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue happened to be among them.
This time, Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue wore gray coats. Some people said that wearing red coats was prison uniforms, so Yang Yunyi chose gray coats.
After getting on stage, bow to the audience first.
After Yang Yunyi bowed, he didn't get up.
After Sun Yue got up, seeing Yang Yunyi's behavior, he let out a sigh.
"I said, although your parents are all your food and clothing off the field, you don't have to do this big gift!"
Yang Yunyi still lowered his head, and he replied: "Actually, Mr. Sun, there is one thing I didn't tell you. I'm a social terror!"
Sun Yue was stunned, and asked, "Social terror?"
Yang Yunyi got up slowly this time and said: "Social phobia is social phobia. It is a mental illness that has a strong fear or anxiety about social or public places. I have this disease, so I am afraid of crowded places."
Sun Yue said dumbfoundedly, "I've never heard of it!"
Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue seriously and said, "Teacher Sun, don't believe me, I am born with this disease, and when I was on the road, I didn't even dare to kiss my girlfriend!"
Sun Yue's eyes widened, and he hummed with disbelief.
And the audience started to laugh out loud, "Girlfriend who dared not kiss family members on the road when she was sick, wouldn't you dare if you were under normal circumstances?"
Looks like a hooligan, right?
Sun Yue said, "Are you sure you are social terror?"
Yang Yunyi said aggrievedly: "I have seen a doctor. The doctor said that I am a social fear. He suggested that I go out more and see the world. But I am very afraid of unfamiliar environments, and often I dare not think about it in my heart. If you speak loudly, I always run to the person I don't like and scold him!"
Sun Yue put his hands behind his back and said, "Hey, I don't dare to speak loudly in my heart, but I run to people and scold them. Is this called social terror?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Yes, this is called social terror."
Sun Yue said: "Well, why don't you give me a specific example!"
Yang Yunyi thought about it, and then thought of something. "
"Just a few days ago, I went to your house secretly and met my sister-in-law!"
Sun Yue quickly interrupted Yang Yunyi: "Wait a minute, you wait a moment, you secretly went to my house to meet my wife?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Yes! I went to your house secretly when you were not at home a few nights ago."
Sun Yue said faintly: "Why do I feel that my head is so green!"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Mr. Sun, don't say that about yourself, you have always been green."
This sentence, the audience shouted yes, it is like this, and some people shouted, I witnessed it with my own eyes.
These people are only afraid that the world will not be chaotic.
He even wished that the person who was wearing underpants and hiding in the closet was himself.
Sun Yue said dissatisfiedly: "Fuck you, what are you saying that Suo secretly went to my house for?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Because I am socially afraid, I dare not go during the day, and if you are at home during the day, I will be afraid of the society if there are more than three people!"
Sun Yue raised two fingers dumbfounded: "It was just you and my wife that night when I was with you!"
The organs on Yang Yunyi's face were all squeezed together, and then he hummed.
But when he finished, Sun Yue gave Yang Yunyi a push.
This made Yang Yunyi also angry: "What are you doing?"
Sun Yue said angrily, "You're social terror. You go to my house in the middle of the night when I'm not around. People who don't know will think you're cheating."
Yang Yunyi smiled a little embarrassedly, pointed at each other and said, "Mr. Sun, don't tell the truth about the matter, my sister-in-law will be upset."
Sun Yue yelled, "If she's not happy, I'm not happy either."
Seeing this, Yang Yunyi comforted: "Mr. Sun, actually you don't have to worry too much. My sister-in-law didn't mean to be sorry for you. She said, she said whoop!"
Before he finished speaking, Yang Yunyi held his face and smiled.
The audience also laughed, with a mysterious expression on their faces.
They just wanted to know what Sun Yue's daughter-in-law said.
Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi and asked urgently, "What did my wife say?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "Sister-in-law said, Huhuhu!"
Speaking of this, Yang Yunyi held his face again and smiled embarrassedly.
Sun Yue rolled up his sleeves and questioned, "Are you feeling itchy? If you don't say anything else, I'll beat you."
At this moment Yang Yunyi got up seriously and said, "I'll say it!"
Sun Yue said: "I'm still afraid of being beaten, it would be better if it was earlier!"
Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue's expression, and then said: "When you were not at home that night, my sister-in-law called me over and said she wanted a child!"
Sun Yue let out a cry, and the audience couldn't believe it.
Some viewers even shouted: "Speak in detail, elaborate!"
Sun Yue clenched his fists tightly, the fat on his face trembling.
"My wife told you that she wants a child?"
Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "I never thought that my sister-in-law would make such a request to me. To be honest, it is really difficult for me. On the one side is my most respected Teacher Sun. Although Teacher Sun is my uncle, I have always Treat you as my elder brother. On the other side is Shui Lingling's sister-in-law, with that figure, that"
Sun Yue directly covered Yang Yunyi's mouth, very angry.
"Shut up, you go to my house to play hooligans, don't you? You are still a social terrorist, just like a social terrorist. You still have the face to say that you are a social terrorist, and that my daughter-in-law Shui Ling, you are simply shameless .”
At this time, the laughter off the court could not stop.
Social terror, yes, the full name of social terror is called social terrorist.
And Yang Yunyi is a social terrorist.
There are no good people who talk about cross talk, and there is no possibility of social terror in their line of work.
Social fear is not enough to eat this bowl of rice, such as Yang Yunyi!
I still want to write my original cross talk. As for whether you like it or not, I can accept it frankly.
(End of this chapter)
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