I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun
Chapter 176 Seeing a doctor online almost went away
Chapter 176 Seeing a doctor online almost went away (Part [-])
"Mr. Sun, you are going against your will by saying this, and you are wronging me!"
Sun Yue hehe twice: "I, did I wrong you?"
Yang Yunyi hummed aggrievedly, which made Sun Yue sneer even more.
But the audience was laughing, how did they wrong you.
You go to find his wife in the middle of the night when he is not at home, and his wife still wants a child.
How did this child come here, wouldn't it be sent by Guanyin, right?
Sun Yue said: "Hehe, you are just talking about how I wronged you!"
Yang Yunyi replied: "I went to find my sister-in-law, and my sister-in-law told me that I wanted a child."
Sun Yue stared: "Do you still mention it, is it plausible?"
Yang Yunyi explained: "Mr. Sun, you really misunderstood. When my sister-in-law said she wanted a child, she meant that she wanted to have a child with you."
Sun Yue was stunned, pointed at himself and said, "Are you talking about me?"
Yang Yunyi nodded and said, "It's you!"
Sun Yue: "Oh, it's me, my wife and I want a child!"
Yang Yunyi confirmed, "It's you!"
A satisfied smile appeared on Sun Yue's face.But soon he discovered the loophole in it.
"No, my wife and I are going to have a baby. Why did I find you? Since I met you, how many times have you been to my house in the middle of the night?"
As soon as this sentence came out, the audience shook.
Yu Qiandu in the background laughed loudly, and he couldn't help saying to Guo Degang: "Do you think Yun Yi really often goes to Sun Yue's house, otherwise why would he keep saying such things?"
After Guo Degang heard it, he was silent for a moment before giving a reply.
"I don't know if Yun Yi often goes to Sun Yue's house, but I often go to see Mr. Bai when you are not at home, ouch."
Before he finished speaking, Yu Qian looked at Guo Degang with unkind eyes.
For a while, the backstage was tense.
When the other cross talk actors saw this scene, they didn't even dare to take a breath!
At the same time, I was wondering whether what Lao Guo said was true?
You must know that this is off stage, not on stage!
Anything said on the stage can be regarded as a joke, but what is said off the stage is enough to be thought-provoking.
As for the audience, they were already leaning forward and backward with laughter.
Indeed, since Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue took the stage, the old audience of Deyun Tower can't remember how many times Yang Yunyi has said jokes about him and Sun Yue's wife.
If you keep repeating it, everyone will definitely not like to hear it, but this guy repeats it in new ways every now and then, and the current audience is good at it.
So this time I heard Yang Yunyi mention Sun Yue's wife in this way, wanting a child.
Well, yes, I have a child.
Wait, dare to say this sentence!
You don't know what the surname is in the Chinese music scene, do you?
Anyway, the audience was enjoying themselves, and this time it was because of Sun Yue's words that he was overjoyed.
Yang Yunyi groaned and patted Sun Yue.
Sun Yue scolded: "Look at your deadly look!"
Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, the reason why my sister-in-law asked me to say this is to let me persuade you not to be busy with work all the time. You have been married for a year and a half, and it is indeed time to have a child. Otherwise, Listen to me, you will have one tomorrow!"
Sun Yue crossed his hips, looked at Yang Yunyi in disbelief, and shouted loudly: "You think it's an old hen laying eggs, just say it, what are you talking about. I still listen to you, what you said is reasonable ?"
The audience burst into laughter again, and now that the stone hammer is broken, Yang Yunyi is really a Guanyin, who can make Sun Yue and her daughter-in-law lay eggs tomorrow.
No, the baby will be born tomorrow.
Yang Yunyi also figured it out, and laughed out loud.
"Ms. Sun, don't be angry. It's me, Meng Lang, who forgot that a child needs to be conceived in October! But, if my sister-in-law surprises you tomorrow and tells you that you are pregnant, will you accept it?"
Sun Yue said coldly: "It's plausible, you'll be pregnant tomorrow!"
But soon, Sun Yue noticed something was wrong again.
"I'm pregnant tomorrow, how do you know?"
Yang Yunyi's face switched seven or eight expressions in an instant, and the audience was stunned.
Are the acting skills of cross talk actors so good?
In fact, not all cross talk actors have such good acting skills, Yang Yunyi is an exception, he is a comedian in the first place.
Seeing Yang Yunyi's many expressions, Sun Yue felt weird, but at the same time, he also showed a look of indignation.
"Say, what's the matter?"
Yang Yunyi bit his finger and explained: "Mr. Sun, that's the thing. My sister-in-law said that when you have a child, you won't just be busy with work. So I haven't dared to tell you such a big surprise, but I want to use it My partner, I announce this good news to you. Why, are you unhappy?"
Sun Yue stroked his chin with two fingers and said, "I don't know why, I can't always be happy, maybe it's because I have one more you in my family!"
Hearing this, Yang Yunyi was a little panicked.
"Mr. Sun, you have misunderstood me. I want to know that I am socially afraid. If there are more than two people, I will be anxious. And speaking of it, there are already four people!"
Sun Yue said: "Four people, why are there only four people?"
The audience is also wondering, why there are only four people, the fourth person
The audience understood the fourth person, and Yang Yunyi also said it.
"Ms. Sun, you, me, sister-in-law and sister-in-law, are there four children?"
Sun Yue looked surprised: "Unborn children can also make you anxious, so you, a social terrorist, have a serious illness."
Yang Yunyi corrected: "It's a social terrorist, bah, it's a social phobia!"
Sun Yue groaned and said, "No matter what it is, go see a doctor!"
Yang Yunyi sighed, and replied: "Didn't I tell you just now, I have seen a doctor."
Sun Yue asked again: "What did the doctor say?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "The doctor said this is a disease, you need to see a psychiatrist!"
Sun Yue's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief: "I've been working together for a long time, you didn't go to see a psychiatrist!"
The audience started to applaud. At first they thought that the doctor was also a psychiatrist, but it turned out not to be a psychiatrist.
Since it is a social phobia, what is the use of seeing an ordinary doctor? You should go to a psychologist from the beginning!
When Yang Yunyi was here, he said, "I went to see an anorectal doctor, not a psychiatrist!"
Sun Yue's eyes widened again, looking at Yang Yunyi, he no longer knew how to express his emotions.
"It's fine if you don't go to a psychiatrist. You go to an anorectal doctor. What's the point?"
Yang Yunyi explained: "I checked on the Internet, and they said that social phobia needs to be treated by an anorectal doctor. I believed it, and then I went."
Sun Yue was speechless after hearing this.
"It really belongs to you, you can believe what you say on the Internet!"
Yang Yunyi said faintly: "Now I know I can't believe it, but I read it on the Internet before, and I have already bought my coffin. I'm afraid that one day I will leave because of this illness."
Sun Yue snorted and said, "It's a good thing you went to the anorectal department, otherwise I might really have to give you a ride."
Yang Yunyi replied: "No way!"
(End of this chapter)
"Mr. Sun, you are going against your will by saying this, and you are wronging me!"
Sun Yue hehe twice: "I, did I wrong you?"
Yang Yunyi hummed aggrievedly, which made Sun Yue sneer even more.
But the audience was laughing, how did they wrong you.
You go to find his wife in the middle of the night when he is not at home, and his wife still wants a child.
How did this child come here, wouldn't it be sent by Guanyin, right?
Sun Yue said: "Hehe, you are just talking about how I wronged you!"
Yang Yunyi replied: "I went to find my sister-in-law, and my sister-in-law told me that I wanted a child."
Sun Yue stared: "Do you still mention it, is it plausible?"
Yang Yunyi explained: "Mr. Sun, you really misunderstood. When my sister-in-law said she wanted a child, she meant that she wanted to have a child with you."
Sun Yue was stunned, pointed at himself and said, "Are you talking about me?"
Yang Yunyi nodded and said, "It's you!"
Sun Yue: "Oh, it's me, my wife and I want a child!"
Yang Yunyi confirmed, "It's you!"
A satisfied smile appeared on Sun Yue's face.But soon he discovered the loophole in it.
"No, my wife and I are going to have a baby. Why did I find you? Since I met you, how many times have you been to my house in the middle of the night?"
As soon as this sentence came out, the audience shook.
Yu Qiandu in the background laughed loudly, and he couldn't help saying to Guo Degang: "Do you think Yun Yi really often goes to Sun Yue's house, otherwise why would he keep saying such things?"
After Guo Degang heard it, he was silent for a moment before giving a reply.
"I don't know if Yun Yi often goes to Sun Yue's house, but I often go to see Mr. Bai when you are not at home, ouch."
Before he finished speaking, Yu Qian looked at Guo Degang with unkind eyes.
For a while, the backstage was tense.
When the other cross talk actors saw this scene, they didn't even dare to take a breath!
At the same time, I was wondering whether what Lao Guo said was true?
You must know that this is off stage, not on stage!
Anything said on the stage can be regarded as a joke, but what is said off the stage is enough to be thought-provoking.
As for the audience, they were already leaning forward and backward with laughter.
Indeed, since Yang Yunyi and Sun Yue took the stage, the old audience of Deyun Tower can't remember how many times Yang Yunyi has said jokes about him and Sun Yue's wife.
If you keep repeating it, everyone will definitely not like to hear it, but this guy repeats it in new ways every now and then, and the current audience is good at it.
So this time I heard Yang Yunyi mention Sun Yue's wife in this way, wanting a child.
Well, yes, I have a child.
Wait, dare to say this sentence!
You don't know what the surname is in the Chinese music scene, do you?
Anyway, the audience was enjoying themselves, and this time it was because of Sun Yue's words that he was overjoyed.
Yang Yunyi groaned and patted Sun Yue.
Sun Yue scolded: "Look at your deadly look!"
Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun, the reason why my sister-in-law asked me to say this is to let me persuade you not to be busy with work all the time. You have been married for a year and a half, and it is indeed time to have a child. Otherwise, Listen to me, you will have one tomorrow!"
Sun Yue crossed his hips, looked at Yang Yunyi in disbelief, and shouted loudly: "You think it's an old hen laying eggs, just say it, what are you talking about. I still listen to you, what you said is reasonable ?"
The audience burst into laughter again, and now that the stone hammer is broken, Yang Yunyi is really a Guanyin, who can make Sun Yue and her daughter-in-law lay eggs tomorrow.
No, the baby will be born tomorrow.
Yang Yunyi also figured it out, and laughed out loud.
"Ms. Sun, don't be angry. It's me, Meng Lang, who forgot that a child needs to be conceived in October! But, if my sister-in-law surprises you tomorrow and tells you that you are pregnant, will you accept it?"
Sun Yue said coldly: "It's plausible, you'll be pregnant tomorrow!"
But soon, Sun Yue noticed something was wrong again.
"I'm pregnant tomorrow, how do you know?"
Yang Yunyi's face switched seven or eight expressions in an instant, and the audience was stunned.
Are the acting skills of cross talk actors so good?
In fact, not all cross talk actors have such good acting skills, Yang Yunyi is an exception, he is a comedian in the first place.
Seeing Yang Yunyi's many expressions, Sun Yue felt weird, but at the same time, he also showed a look of indignation.
"Say, what's the matter?"
Yang Yunyi bit his finger and explained: "Mr. Sun, that's the thing. My sister-in-law said that when you have a child, you won't just be busy with work. So I haven't dared to tell you such a big surprise, but I want to use it My partner, I announce this good news to you. Why, are you unhappy?"
Sun Yue stroked his chin with two fingers and said, "I don't know why, I can't always be happy, maybe it's because I have one more you in my family!"
Hearing this, Yang Yunyi was a little panicked.
"Mr. Sun, you have misunderstood me. I want to know that I am socially afraid. If there are more than two people, I will be anxious. And speaking of it, there are already four people!"
Sun Yue said: "Four people, why are there only four people?"
The audience is also wondering, why there are only four people, the fourth person
The audience understood the fourth person, and Yang Yunyi also said it.
"Ms. Sun, you, me, sister-in-law and sister-in-law, are there four children?"
Sun Yue looked surprised: "Unborn children can also make you anxious, so you, a social terrorist, have a serious illness."
Yang Yunyi corrected: "It's a social terrorist, bah, it's a social phobia!"
Sun Yue groaned and said, "No matter what it is, go see a doctor!"
Yang Yunyi sighed, and replied: "Didn't I tell you just now, I have seen a doctor."
Sun Yue asked again: "What did the doctor say?"
Yang Yunyi replied: "The doctor said this is a disease, you need to see a psychiatrist!"
Sun Yue's eyes widened, and he said in disbelief: "I've been working together for a long time, you didn't go to see a psychiatrist!"
The audience started to applaud. At first they thought that the doctor was also a psychiatrist, but it turned out not to be a psychiatrist.
Since it is a social phobia, what is the use of seeing an ordinary doctor? You should go to a psychologist from the beginning!
When Yang Yunyi was here, he said, "I went to see an anorectal doctor, not a psychiatrist!"
Sun Yue's eyes widened again, looking at Yang Yunyi, he no longer knew how to express his emotions.
"It's fine if you don't go to a psychiatrist. You go to an anorectal doctor. What's the point?"
Yang Yunyi explained: "I checked on the Internet, and they said that social phobia needs to be treated by an anorectal doctor. I believed it, and then I went."
Sun Yue was speechless after hearing this.
"It really belongs to you, you can believe what you say on the Internet!"
Yang Yunyi said faintly: "Now I know I can't believe it, but I read it on the Internet before, and I have already bought my coffin. I'm afraid that one day I will leave because of this illness."
Sun Yue snorted and said, "It's a good thing you went to the anorectal department, otherwise I might really have to give you a ride."
Yang Yunyi replied: "No way!"
(End of this chapter)
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