I'm talking about cross talk in Deyun

Chapter 177 Just help me to bully me (second update)

Sun Yue looked at Yang Yunyi like a fool, and then asked, "What did the anorectal doctor say?"

Yang Yunyi sighed, with a bad expression on his face.

"He said, he said I was sick!"

Sun Yue said: "It's not like you're sick!"

Yang Yunyi shook his head and explained.

"Mr. Sun, you misunderstood me. What I meant was that the doctor said I was sick!"

Sun Yue nodded: "I know! The doctor said you were sick, so what did he say?"

The audience didn't understand what Yang Yunyi meant, and they didn't know what tricks he was playing.

Old viewers who are familiar with Yang Yunyi know that when he keeps repeating a sentence, it means that he is going to be a demon.

Yang Yunyi said helplessly: "Mr. Sun, the doctor said that I am sick. I fear that I should not go to the anorectal department, but a psychiatrist!"

Sun Yue snorted, and the audience laughed.

Sure enough, this is the doctor scolding!
Indeed, you have social phobia, you went to see anorectal, you are not sick!
Don't say the doctor wants to scold you, we all want to scold you.

Sun Yue said: "Then have you seen a psychiatrist?"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said: "Why not, I went, the psychiatrist also said I was sick!"

Sun Yue hummed unexpectedly, and asked incomprehensibly, "I can understand that the anorectal doctor said you were sick, but why did the psychiatrist also say you were sick? This is unreasonable. Logically speaking, in your situation , you should see a psychiatrist!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue's shoulder, and he said seriously: "Mr. Sun, you misunderstood again."

Sun Yue's eyes widened with a puzzled look on his face.

"Why, why did I misunderstand again?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "Mr. Sun, the psychiatrist said that I am sick, and social phobia is a disease!"

As soon as this was said, the audience in the audience was already overjoyed.

Good guy, just play!

This burden is somewhat similar to seven monkeys on the tree and one monkey on the ground, how many monkeys there are in total.

This is similar to riding a monkey on a tree, one monkey on the ground, and several monkeys in total.

So Yang Yunyi was sick, and Sun Yue misunderstood twice.

But Sun Yue had already clenched his fist, and soon he let it go again.

He said, "What did the psychiatrist say?"

Yang Yunyi sighed again, with a uncomfortable expression on his face.

"The psychiatrist said, he said, whoa whoa whoa whoa!"

At that moment, Yang Yunyi burst into tears.

Sun Yue frowned and said, "Why are you crying like a duck?"

Then he comforted: "Don't cry, don't cry, what did the psychiatrist say to make you so sad?"

Yang Yunyi replied heartbroken: "The doctor in my heart said, he said, if I go later, my social phobia will be cured by myself."

Sun Yue said: "Fuck you! So, you are not called social phobia! Let me just say, with your personality, how can you have social phobia!"

A sad look appeared on Yang Yunyi's face again: "Mr. Sun, I also thought that my personality is sunny and cheerful, and the tree is facing the wind."

Sun Yue hurriedly interrupted: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, why is your personality so beautiful? You just say it well, you like boasting, don't you?"

Yang Yunyi continued: "When I came out of the psychiatrist, I saw Mrs. Sun's wife shopping with other men. I became angry at this time. Even if I am socially phobic and afraid of more than two people, I will Go up and let Teacher Sun out."

Sun Yue couldn't believe it: "My wife is shopping with another man?"

Yang Yunyi let out a cry, and said, "So, I can't take it anymore, how can you go shopping with other men behind my back?"

At this moment, Sun Yue grabbed Yang Yunyi again.

"My daughter-in-law went shopping with others behind your back? Didn't you notice that there seems to be something wrong with this?"

Yang Yunyi waved his hand and said, "It's not important, what's important is."

Sun Yue was not happy anymore, so he slapped Yang Yunyi hard.

He said angrily: "My wife is shopping with a man, isn't that important?"

Yang Yunyi saw the situation, and immediately changed his words: "Yes, Teacher Sun, I can't stand for your wife to go shopping with other people, and she's still bald."

Sun Yue asked, "So?"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I went up to slap a bald guy with a bald head. I looked at my sister-in-law angrily, and I said sister-in-law, how could you carry me behind your back?"

Sun Yue looked over immediately with unkind eyes.

Yang Yunyi changed his words again: "I said sister-in-law, how could you carry my grandson behind your back and hold hands with other men on the street? If my grandson sees this, he will bleed out of anger!"

Sun Yue showed a satisfied expression on his face, and gave Yang Yunyi a thumbs up.

"It's brother, righteousness. It's just that after you asked this question, how did my daughter-in-law answer?"

Yang Yunyi said with some embarrassment: "Sister-in-law said, sister-in-law said this is your grandson's father-in-law!"

Sun Yue said, "You hit my father-in-law!"

The audience laughed and beat Sun Yue's father-in-law. This is really awesome, and it was a big misunderstanding.

So how does Yang Yunyi resolve it?
Yang Yunyi spread his hands and said, "I don't know either. If I knew this was your father-in-law, how dare I pat him on the head."

Sun Yue complained: "If you shoot it, let's shoot it, you are doing it for me, I don't blame you!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "I don't blame myself! It's just that after I patted Teacher Sun's father-in-law on the head, Teacher Sun's father-in-law seemed to recognize me too."

Sun Yue said: "That's right, my father-in-law is also a lover of cross talk!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Ms. Sun's father-in-law recognized me as Mr. Sun's partner and immediately asked his daughter to divorce Mr. Sun."

Sun Yue was startled and said, "What, divorce, why?"

Yang Yunyi said: "I also asked at the time, why do you want it? Although Mr. Sun wants to look good, he doesn't have good looks, and he doesn't have talent, but he can be called a person! Your old man despises him so much, shouldn't you!"

Sun Yue stopped Yang Yunyi: "Wait a minute, I'm worthless in my eyes, right? What do you mean if you want to look good but you don't have talent? If I co-author it, I'm just a piece of trash!"

Yang Yunyi comforted: "Mr. Sun, don't talk about yourself like that. As your partner, I can't stand it anymore."

Sun Yue said viciously: "When did I say that about myself? Didn't you say it all! Well, you don't admit it now, do you?"

Yang Yunyi rubbed the back of his head, a little in disbelief.

He turned to the audience and asked, "Did I say that to Teacher Sun just now?"

The audience was naturally on Yang Yunyi's side, and they quickly replied: "No!"

"It's right, I haven't heard of it!"

"That's right, Teacher Sun said it himself."

Seeing that the audience was all on Yang Yunyi's side, Sun Yue became even more angry.

He was even trembling with anger, unable to speak clearly.

"You guys, just help them bully us in a funny way!"

(End of this chapter)