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Chapter 187 Killing Your Great-Grandson (Please Subscribe)

"Mr. Sun, in that photo of your great-grandfather, do you have a beard or no beard?"

Hearing this, Sun Yue understood.

"No beard, nor next to Empress Dowager Cixi!"

When the audience heard what Sun Yue said, they also understood, and then laughed out loud.

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun's great-grandfather, wearing a flower feather on his head and a mandarin jacket in court clothes, sits in the middle hall, with a pair of couplets hanging behind him!"

Sun Yue was surprised: "There are also couplets!"

Yang Yunyi replied: "The first line is Furu Donghai, and the second line is Shoubi Nanshan!"

Sun Yue nodded: "What about horizontal criticism?"

Yang Yunyi was a little embarrassed to speak, he faltered and said it.

But Sun Yue was stunned, and asked, "What did you say?"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue and said, "Do you really want me to say it? It's not good for me to say it!"

Sun Yue didn't understand, can't he say?
The audience didn't understand what Yang Yunyi said just now, they really didn't understand!

Sun Yue said: "You say it, you say it!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Mr. Sun asked me to say this, so I will say it. The horizontal criticism on the back of Mr. Sun's great-grandfather is just two words, slut!"

Sun Yue let out a cry, his eyes almost popping out.

The audience seemed to have heard something terrible, slut, is this a horizontal criticism?
Good guy, these two words are also awesome in horizontal batches!
Sun Yue said with a look of disbelief: "You said that the banner on the couplet behind my great-grandfather is a slut, are you sure?"

Yang Yunyi responded: "Mr. Sun, don't you also hang the word "slut" in the living room?"

The audience also let out an ah here, and stretched their necks one after another.

Is it that exciting?

Sun Yue began to recall, although he said angrily: "Fuck your slut, that's called magnanimity! Do you have any culture, who would hang a slut on the wall!"

Yang Yunyi burst out laughing, Sun Yue misremembered the word, originally it was the word for slut, so he directly hung the word for slut on the wall.

Fortunately, the audience doesn't know, they are laughing hard now.

To be able to be recognized as a slut with the word frank, how low is this education!
Yang Yunyi's pupils dilated, his face full of shock.

"Is this magnanimity? My good fellow, I actually admitted it wrong. Then the words hanging in your study are not Du Fu's actions?"

Can Du Fu move?

The audience didn't understand what Yang Yunyi was playing.

But Sun Yue clenched his fists and said viciously, "That's called diligence can make up for one's weakness!"

Then Sun Yue let out a cry, and he said, "Can you stop being ashamed? The characters in my family were written by famous writers. How come they changed their taste in your mouth. Frankness has become a slut, and hard work can make up for one's weakness. You recognize it Become Du Fu able to move, you are really rotten wood that cannot be carved, and mud cannot support the wall."

Yang Yunyi cautiously tentatively said: "Mr. Sun, I don't recognize the words hanging in your bedroom, go fuck it."

fuck it?

What word can be turned into fuck?
The audience can't take it anymore, and now the new audience finally understand why Yang Yunyi's cross talk was so popular before, because he can always amuse you in ways you can't understand.

Sun Yue took a deep breath and said a classic line.

"The world is so wonderful, but I am so irritable, this is not good, not good!"

Yang Yunyi patted Sun Yue and said, "So, Mr. Sun, what are the four characters in your bedroom?"

After Sun Yue calmed down, he instructed: "That's called Xuanchi Yanyun", which can be interpreted as a different sentiment in the fairyland. "

Yang Yunyi suddenly realized.

"No wonder, my master's bedroom also hangs a copy of this word. I thought it was my master who was scolding some colleague, hanging in the bedroom and scolding him every day!"

Sun Yue said, "Teacher Guo"

In the middle of speaking, Sun Yue stopped.

He looked at Yang Yunyi suspiciously: "Wait a minute, wait a moment, my bedroom, you haven't been to my bedroom when you go to my house, right? How do you know that there is a sign hanging in my bedroom."

Yang Yunyi was embarrassed, and the audience thought too much.

Yang Yunyi couldn't explain this, so he quickly changed the subject.

"So, Mr. Sun's family is not only rich, but also has a profound cultural background, a scholarly family"

Sun Yue quickly grabbed Yang Yunyi: "Don't talk about eunuchs, it's nothing like that!"

Yang Yunyi said: "I forgot what level of official Sun's great-grandfather was, it seems to be the second or third rank!"

Sun Yue waved his hand and said, "It doesn't matter how old an official is, as long as he is an official."

Yang Yunyi slapped the table violently, scaring Sun Yue.

"I remembered, Teacher Sun's great-grandfather was in charge of managing the cold air in the cold palace!"

Sun Yue's eyes widened and he hummed.

"If you are an official, you can't afford to die every year!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, I'm in the cold palace. I don't know if it's selling popsicles or something. It's really too far away, so I can't remember."

Sun Yue said helplessly: "If you sell a bachelor, you can't sell it either."

Yang Yunyi continued: "Anyway, later on, I didn't sell popsicles anymore, and I got a serious job, in charge of tasting Hedinghong!"

At this time, Sun Yue was dumbfounded.

"This can be called an errand, isn't it!"

Yang Yunyi heheed twice, and said with a smile: "On the day I took office, I died!"

Sun Yue also couldn't laugh or cry: "This is coming directly to work, isn't it!"

Yang Yunyi sighed and said, "Mr. Sun's great-grandfather died after drinking a couple of drinks. He wanted to practice."

Sun Yue mocked; "This is a matter of practicing, if you stick your tongue, you will die."

Yang Yunyi was not happy when he heard this.

He frowned and fixed his eyes on Sun Yue.

"Mr. Sun, your great-grandfather is not happy when you say that. If he knew, he would jump out of the coffin and shout, kill your great-grandson!"

Sun Yue replied: "Fuck you, you are the only one who will change it blindly!"

Yang Yunyi said: "Anyway, he died. He was not very old when he died, so he died young."

Hearing this, Sun Yue couldn't help asking, "How old are you?"

Yang Yunyi did some calculations, but he couldn't figure it out, but he still remembered something.

"As your great-grandfather said, when he introduced it to others, he said that my father drank poison to death when he was eight years old."

The audience are all fun people, and they immediately understood what Yang Yunyi said.

It means that Mr. Sun's great-grandfather died when he was eight years old.

So where did Mr. Sun's great-grandfather get his son and descendants?

And Sun Yue naturally understood, and he asked: "Are you wrong? My grandfather said that my great-grandfather drank poison when he was eight years old. So how did my grandfather get here?"

Yang Yunyi yelled, and yelled several times.

"Mr. Sun, you are right, so how did your grandfather come here?"

Pointing at himself, Sun Yue questioned: "You ask me, you are talking nonsense here, why do you have the nerve to ask me?"

Yang Yunyi looked at Sun Yue, and whispered something in Sun Yue's ear.

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